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 Concrete Gypsies Part 1: Douchebag Brothers Graduate From Dog Abuse To Serial Con-Artists 


Eli Rego, his brother Nelson, and two other men have been ripping off dozens of customers for hundreds of thousands of dollars in just the last few years. We will be exposing them on TB Daily New, starting with part 1 which you can read by clicking here



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24 Comment(s)
  • David Stanley
    July 19, 2021 at 6:37 am

    I can turn these guys around with an exorcism in S. Uxbridge at our old church! If it goes well we can merge our “businesses” together.

  • TurtleboySports got hacked
    July 18, 2021 at 11:09 pm

    For those of you that missed it, TurtleBoy got hacked over the weekend, even Aidan likely did not notice his pages were changed to his first name, together with his last name dot org for a few hours.
    Hope you weasels got VPNs.

    • Metallica Fan
      July 18, 2021 at 11:19 pm

      Been on the site all weekend, not a single problem. You must really suck at hacking lol.

  • Common Sense
    July 17, 2021 at 10:36 pm

    Anyone who trusts douchebags that look like those guys deserves whatever is coming to them. If I went to a car dealer and this guy was the one selling me the car I would just leave.

  • Stanley Paving
    July 17, 2021 at 10:00 pm

    How dare they!

    July 17, 2021 at 5:29 pm

    Is the golf tournament cancelled?
    Why did you kick the guy out for asking?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    July 17, 2021 at 5:11 pm

    Mr Rego I would like to hire your crew to rework my stoop and then lay some pipe. Will pay cash.

  • Glad is the weekend
    July 17, 2021 at 4:26 pm

    Only time Turdboy does not bring his High School drama around.
    He has to be gaaaaaaaay, I have never seen a straight man go from one drama to the next at this level, ever.

  • Closeted in Lynnfield
    July 17, 2021 at 4:25 pm

    I’ll give him credit, the guy could suck a dick better than anyone else in the Nashua St holding cell. .

    After I creamed down his throat I told him he could pass his time with his face in my asshole. I called him Caesar because he tossed my salad so much.

    What. A homo.

  • Kid keeps getting weirder and weirder
    July 17, 2021 at 2:26 pm

    Sitting at a bar last night with a few buddies and we start talking to the couple next to us. They recently moved to Woburn and have kids. They ask us if we’re from Woburn and if we know Matt Dizio. Apparently Matt’s son goes to the same school as their kids. They were very interested in knowing what his “deal” was. They had a lot of questions and concerns about Dizio. Non of the parents like their kids being around him. They said the biggest fear all parents have is, their kids Befriending little Diz and wanting to Dizio’s parents house after school. Then they told us why they’re so uneasy and against Matt Dizio. Apparently Matt’s 6 year old son took his cellphone to school and when the teacher took it away she noticed his screensaver. It was a guy with a Afro wig and Metallica shit with his fist up a German Shepard’s ass and the other hand was making the rock and roll sign (thumb and pinky up) and it said “ Fuck the World” All the parents at the Wyman school are deeply disturbed. I showed them the picture of him wearing his “Local Pedophile” shirt then everyone in the place shared their favorite Matt Dizio story completely horrifying this nice couple.

  • Any guy in a bar can decide to buy a van and a ladder and call himself a contractor tomorrow
    July 17, 2021 at 11:39 am

    Get 3-4 customer references who don’t have the same last name (better yet, go look at those jobs), check online reviews and the state website, and call his material suppliers (who can tell you if he’s a dirt bag they’re chasing for money or if he’s a stand up guy.) How long has he been in business, does he live in the same town for the last 20 years, some kind of ties to your area. Always have a contract and leave at least a sizable third for payment after the entire job is finished (to your liking, not to his) Any guy who pressures you to pay him immediately once the last nail is installed should be told to hold his horses until you have time to study his results. Surprising the screw ups you can find when you have time to look at things without him breathing down your neck. ALWAYS go with your gut.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    July 17, 2021 at 11:24 am

    Only a matter of time. If these dudes screwed me out of enough money, to me it would be worth it to spend a few grand more for a complete hospital job for these idiots.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    July 17, 2021 at 11:21 am

    The latest in flakedom from the capital of flake, Northampton MA

    Look up this article:

    “These cherry trees have been made ordained Buddhist priests as Northampton residents fight to save them”

  • Observer
    July 16, 2021 at 11:16 pm

    The wife and I both agree.

  • Why is the golf tournament cancelled?
    July 16, 2021 at 10:16 pm

    Hey Unc, why you kicked me out of the premium service just because I asked why the golf tournament may be cancelled?!
    Stop being a little bitch and just answer the question, instead of kicking me off the live stream.
    I want my money back! Both for the membership and the tournament!

    • Bahaha haha
      July 17, 2021 at 12:04 am

      TB is a psycho female stripper trapped in a man’s body, that’s why.

  • Hu Fartted
    Das Cabasa
    July 16, 2021 at 9:25 pm

    Typical meatheads. They wind up screwing the wrong dude and wind up rotting in their trunk.

  • chris cross
    July 16, 2021 at 8:50 pm

    wasn’t there a female Peabody teacher who was sucking teen cock named Occhipinti? She had plastic tits and her husband was a major league cuck

  • Senator Elizabeth Warren
    July 16, 2021 at 8:36 pm

    Puerto Ricans? They look like faggots/pedos.

  • Inflamed Anus
    Inflamed Anus
    July 16, 2021 at 8:35 pm

    Shocking……….shady looking spic’s running around in wife beaters, flat brimmed hats, and luxury cars, knocking on doors looking for work like the Irish gypsy paving companies are dishonest! Let me guess, they had several “jobs” in the neighborhood. Because they are already in the area, and they have extra material left over from other jobs, they can offer deep discounts on a patio, but only if you commit today. Pay cash and get an additional 15% off.

  • Peter Dautel
    Every fuckin time…
    July 16, 2021 at 8:03 pm

    Flat brimmed Bulls hat…

  • Lorena Boppit, Pullit, Squeezeit.
    July 16, 2021 at 7:43 pm

    If they do an influencer style photo shoot, staring uselessly into the void- they’re phony faggots 100%.

    Take this advice to the bank, just look at the darkie story down below with the fake diversity job, photo shoots galore.

  • Ron Jeremy
    July 16, 2021 at 6:25 pm

    Just like gypsy pavers..If sny companies have the last name “Stanley” listed, RUN FAR, FAR AWAY!!

  • hartf811
    Hart Ford
    July 16, 2021 at 5:37 pm

    Anybody that got ripped off by these 2 are total idiots.
    Do these 2 have a face that says “Trust me”?

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