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Concrete Gypsies Part 5: Nelson Rego Victims Speak Out, Gets Arrested For Not Paying Child Support, Cries Like A Bitch




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18 Comment(s)
  • Man Crush
    August 27, 2021 at 5:53 pm

    It definitely doesn’t seem like Turtleboy has a thing for this guy but will part 15 be a story about Turtleboy breaking into this guys house and sniffing his underwear?

  • Concrete Gypsy part IV
    August 27, 2021 at 5:18 pm

    Concrete gypsy rumored to give his girlfriends dutch ovens when in bed and then laugh about it uncontrollably.

  • Captain Trips
    Darwin was right
    August 27, 2021 at 4:29 pm

    Any new bridge abutments being poured anytime soon?

    Tie him up, put him inside the form and let the concrete pour in.

    Never to be seen again.

  • Calm WhiteDad
    August 27, 2021 at 12:08 pm

    That’s a lot of information and proof of typical porkncheeze behavior. Admittedly, I had to check out after the 473rd concrete pic. These novellas are in desperate need of a fuckable junky to maintain my interest. At a minimum, perhaps add a chimp out. I can’t speak for everyone but I can only assume that most of us are here for the chimp outs and fuckable junkies.

  • Crying Concrete Contractor
    August 27, 2021 at 10:01 am

    I think a new pair of cement shoes would take care of all of this.

    • The Tolly-Bahn asking for a friend
      August 27, 2021 at 11:20 am

      Now that is funny! BTW could you teach us this art?

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Alexander Rich-Shea
    August 27, 2021 at 9:34 am

    I mean, i just kind of admire this man’s commitment to his art and music. It’s sort of inspiring.

  • Joe Biden sucks Taliban cock
    August 27, 2021 at 12:05 am

    This site has become and over flowing toilet bowl full of corn-laced shit. turtlewimp has reached bottom, do the right thing aidan

  • Oh Awesome!!! Another story on the concrete gypsy!!!
    August 26, 2021 at 9:15 pm

    – said no one ever

  • I Caw Mista Hom And I So Happi
    August 26, 2021 at 9:10 pm

    His work looked good. Kind like a Martian landscape.
    I think his music is pretty good.
    Hey can I get another hit off that crack pipe now?

  • hartf811
    Aiden the Juggalo
    August 26, 2021 at 8:57 pm

    You motherfucking halfwit.
    Bumbles Oviedo and his merry band of fucktards are tanking America and your writing about some Azorian juice head with a rap fetish.
    Get with it clown.

  • Clarence Woods Emerson
    5? Really Unc?
    August 26, 2021 at 7:55 pm

    How much is that other shade contractor paying you to do these?
    3 parts maybe, but 5?
    For those not in the know, Unc gets paid by someone to do these “investigative” reports (the person usually supplies the dirt too).
    For reference, check out that report he did on Gendusp’s ex, which he did not even finished. Probably because by then he realized he wasn’t going to get any from her.
    Move on Unc, every week you are losing steam (and audience). Get back to classic TB.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    August 26, 2021 at 7:27 pm

    Jordan Paiva! No Way! Holy fuck! In the Portuguese-American DJ community Jordan Paiva is a fucking God!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    August 26, 2021 at 5:31 pm

    Mr Rego, I’m yearning to get my pipes cleaned. I need you and your men to come and give them a thorough and rigorous reaming. Will pay cash.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    August 26, 2021 at 5:15 pm

    Mr Rego, when are you and your men coming here to lay pipe? I need you to rework my trench. It needs a good skim coat. Bring plenty of studs and lots of caulk.

  • Sha Na Na
    August 26, 2021 at 4:46 pm

    The biggest mistake a female can make in life is to have a half-nggger baby.

  • Charlie Cracker
    August 26, 2021 at 4:41 pm

    This story and the whole series is shitty. Is this the same Turtleboy who wrote such hilarious blogs about the Uxbridge gypsy paving company? This story sucks. There are way better ratchets stories than the current crop. Could Turtleboy be self-censoring?

    • Professor Griff
      August 26, 2021 at 6:27 pm

      Possible self-censoring. Even the warwack comedy show of rapper impersonators was funnier and better that these recent stories. Or the crazy puerto-ricans always fighting each other at the beach, gas stations, supermarkets, streets, parks…. TB must’ve gotten paid to publish these, because they suck. Anyway, in the end, the aim is to close this site. So progress continues.

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