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Connecticut Crybaby Whines About Doubtful Interaction With Stop N’ Shop Cashier, Gets Called Out, Whines About Cyberbullying

When are people going to learn that no one wants to hear about their bullshit online? Take Melissa Meredith of Norwich, Connecticut for instance.

Outside of her subpar dental hygeine, Melissa appears to enjoy worthwhile hobbies like long, whiny rants on business pages and totally oversharing details that literally no one cares about. You know, sort of like a liar would do, but I’m sure this totally happened:

 

Oh no, she has ACTUAL psychological damage from shopping at Stop n’ Shop, you guys! Sound serious. Maybe she shouldn’t go out in public if other’s moods have such an effect on her. Maybe she’d be better suited for a rubber room somewhere with a custom jacket? Despite this, she still spends HUNDREDS of dollar a month at the same chain supermarket that regularly victimizes her with the staff’s bad days and confusion, and even though literally no one asked for it, she’ll provide her store card to prove it. Seems rational, and totally legit.

Ok, homegirl. Maybe you should skip the Lucky Charms, even if they are on sale.

Sugar is NOT your friend.

And she had to wait 15 minutes in line, which isn’t a big deal apparently, but she’s going to tell you anyway. After this long, arduous wait she encounters Kelly, who apparently is some sort of grocery bagging sadist who derives her pleasure from making Meth Mouth Melissa cry at the register. Every. Single. Time. Melissa has a 9 month old child in tow that she curiously has starved up until this point, and because Kelly is a monster with an inexplicable vendetta against the high-strung trailer queen who spends HUNDREDS of dollars a month at the store, she takes her time looking over the formula checks, because if you’re not starving babies in between ringing in grocery orders, you just aren’t Stop n’ Shop in Norwich, CT material, I guess. You know all this must be true, because look at this face:

Would that face lie to you for attention and pity on the internet? Surely not!

 

Jesus Christ, Melissa. Your post made me take a handful of Advil and Prozac just to be able to write this blog. Cleanup on aisle 10, Buzzkillington has soaked the floor in tears and menstrual blood! There is just so much bullshit to unpack here. First and foremost, if your child eating depends on a $5.00 Similac check, you have conclusively failed as a parent. We have 3 main jobs as parents – feed the kid, clothe the kid, and keep a roof over the kids head. It’s so simple, millions of people do it every day Melissa, but here you are, starving your kid in the Stop n’ Shop checkout line while allegedly crying like your goldfish just died. You are not doing well. Child protective services may owe you a visit if you keep this shit up. Did the baby ever get to eat, or is she wasting away to nothing as we speak like some sort of Indian street urchin? Did you feed her the Lucky Charms?

I don’t care what you feed me, anything would be magically delicious right about now, Ma.

 

I bet Kelly is somewhere cackling with glee, right?

Would you like your organs returned to you in plastic or paper bags, my pretty?

Totally implausible story notwithstanding, the post worked like a charm, because she used CAPITAL LETTERS and the word “crying” a lot, and threw in her crotch fruit for good measure – which is guaranteed bait for gullible idiots on the internet who come armed with #thoughtsandprayer.

 

If you aren’t outraged and saddened by this one sided story posted on Facebook by a chick with the mouth of a Fall River crackho who readily admits to being unable to independently feed her own child, you probably don’t have a soul!

 

We’ll just ignore the starving baby, then. Still don’t know if she’s eaten, considering her mother’s idea of financial planning revolves around $5 formula coupons and tracking sales on sugary General Mills cereals. But how unacceptable is it that Kelly is out there with her scan gun and plastic bags, just making people cry?!

Shockingly, someone showed in the comments to call out Melissa’s totally not bogus story about how the entire Stop n’ Shop, save for the angelic albeit inconveniently unavailable Stephanie, colluded to ruin Melissa’s entire day.

 

Huh. Didn’t see that coming. I thought for sure I overheard a “How To Ruin Melissa Meredith’s Life: Day 120” seminar going on in the employee break room last time I ran out for some milk and eggs and had to use the ladies room. It might even be in the Stop n’ Shop employee handbook. No way is she just making this all up because she is bored and insecure and her life lacks any real meaning. No way! Naturally, inserting any purported eye-witness testimony or common fucking sense was unacceptable, as it meant Melissa was yet again victimized. Facebook has joined the conspiracy against her. Egregious!

She’s got VIDEO EVIDENCE, y’all! Despite plotting against her constantly, Stop n’ Shop apparently also takes this super, super seriously you guys. SHE IS A VICTIM and don’t you dare doubt that, despite what logic may suggest. Don’t question her at all, actually.

 

Oh man, she’s too smart you guys, the plot is foiled! She figured out I am, in fact, a covert employee of the Norwich, CT Stop n’ Shop, sent to further torment her with my “undue harassment” and “cyber bullying” by commenting on a public post questioning a pretty clearly bullshit story. Even if it’s not bullshit (and that’s a generous stretch)…Literally no one cares, Melissa. No one actually cares.

 

I guess I wasn’t the only employee sent there as an undercover cyber terrorist, either.

 

Well, then. That clears it up. Melissa Meredith is a totally sane and reasonable individual who was  most definitely unjustly victimized by Kelly the evil cashier, and don’t you dare ask any questions about it, or else you’ll be exposed as an agent of the Stop n’ Shop union cyber terrorist division. Simple enough, sorry for the confusion. But there’s still one question left lingering unanswered….

 

HAVE YOU FED YOUR BABY YET, MELISSA?

 

Oh, and also, when is the GoFundMe link coming up?

 

49 Comment(s)
  • SissyAss Mullato
    March 28, 2019 at 5:45 am

    She’s obviously the inspiration behind “Pennywise’s” mouth/teeth in the movie It.

  • Fahkin cunt
    March 27, 2019 at 10:10 pm

    You can’t afford 8 bucks in formula? Youre fucking failing as a parent.
    Can’t get out of the house early enough to cry at stop and shop before your kids oh-so important doctors appointment?
    Failure.
    Running so low on food for your kid that it’s an emergency if you don’t get it RIGHT NOW.
    Failure.
    Not using the masshealth you probably get alongside your WIC vouchers to fix your meth mouth?
    Failure.

    You can’t even GIVE some of these creatures an easy life… they’ll still fucking find fault in it somewhere.

  • My neck of the woods, unfortunately
    March 27, 2019 at 5:23 pm

    Her mouth looks like a half eaten corn cob. Anyways, I have been going to that store for years & know exactly who she is talking about. They probably did give you an attitude because they have to deal with trashbags like her, crotchety old fucks & can i speak to the manager haircuts all day everyday bitching & complaining . God forbid Gertrude didn’t get 10 cents off her catfood because her coupon expired.Blame it on the world. Not enough foodstamps yell at the cashier. She probably went in there with her high n mighty attitude n were like yeah fuck you.. next.

  • Shitbreath
    March 27, 2019 at 4:21 pm

    Garden. Weasel. Mouth.

    • Well, No Shit
      March 27, 2019 at 4:49 pm

      I actually laughed out loud at that. Probably too much, to be truthful.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    March 27, 2019 at 3:14 pm

    This broad has the worst case of PWTs (pasty white thighs) I have ever seen.

    • Well, No Shit
      March 27, 2019 at 4:52 pm

      If only her teeth were as white as her thighs…

  • Rockets Redglare
    March 27, 2019 at 11:17 am

    I wonder if the people who invented the internet had any idea what a shit show it would turn in to…

  • Melissa Meredith
    March 27, 2019 at 10:33 am

    I am also brought to tears whenever I give my boyfriend oral, because first he insists I put on a mouthguard.

    • Gross
      March 27, 2019 at 1:32 pm

      I would also triple up on the condoms.

      • Melissa Meredith
        March 27, 2019 at 2:30 pm

        I once chewed through a canoe in 18 minutes.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    March 27, 2019 at 10:11 am

    “When are people going to learn that no one wants to hear about their bullshit online?”

    Ironic coming from TB

    • bob
      March 27, 2019 at 12:14 pm

      Why, why, why!

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Randall Guy's Dad
      March 27, 2019 at 12:27 pm

      Randy!!! Got yo ass out behind that dumpster!

  • Just No!!!
    March 27, 2019 at 8:35 am

    How do idiots like this survive in this world. I mean, to cry at everything. Does she cry when she gets a phone bill? I bet she will cry when Dentist pulls all her teeth and she has to gum her cereal. I know she will cry when she gets the Dentist bill. I bet she cries when she sees this blog. I bet she doesn’t work. I bet us lucky tax payers will get to pay for her halitosis and oral cancer.
    Cry me a river.

    • Why would you be proud to show anyone your mouth
      March 27, 2019 at 8:47 am

      If she was asked to take a breathalyzer she would fail. Rotting teeth have pockets under them and they are actually full of sugar alcohol. She probably can take them out herself, like a child does when they are losing their baby teeth. I wouldn’t want to be her cashier, or even have to speak to her, can you imagine what her breath smells like. That’s probably why people she thinks everyone is rude, they are all holding their breath so they don’t have to smell her gingivitis.

    • marilu
      March 27, 2019 at 10:25 am

      Pretty sure that if she’s receiving gov. checks for baby formula aka WIC vouchers, her good old dental bill might be prettyyy low! Yep better believe we’ll be paying for that methmouth

    • Aaron
      March 27, 2019 at 5:40 pm

      As a personal friend of Melissa. I will note the following.
      She has a debilitating auto immune disease that affects her teeth. She isn’t on welfare or Food Stamps and works her ass off to support her children’s
      Also since Turtle Boy claims that she should do something better with her time then complain on FB, it’s ironic he took the time to write this very lengthy blog post.

      Also note, turtle boy spent four hours with fake profiles, making up comments and stories and comments to fabricate this post.
      You also included pictures of MINOR children, which is just despicable

      • I call bullshit
        March 27, 2019 at 7:40 pm

        That’s weird because I have multiple autoimmune syndrome. Which is someone who has more than three different auto immune diseases and my teeth are just fine. Don’t blame her lack of caring for her teeth on auto immune disease. Which one does she have? I have 4.

      • Listerine
        March 27, 2019 at 7:58 pm

        She could fix them. There are plenty of places that will give her dentures on a payment plan. And I’m sure she has some sort of state insurance. If she cared she would have taken care of them. Maybe she will take care of them now. I’m sure she just claimed that baby as a tax credit and got 2,500 back for him she could have taken 500$ and got her teeth fixed. She don’t care. She smiles and shows them off ear to ear. It’s too bad because her teeth have taken away the real point of the blog. She posted a huge story on Facebook and made it out like she got stabbed at stop n shop and they just wouldn’t take her expired coupon. And she don’t like to be told no. She is known there. She said herself there is a problem every time she goes there, yet she keeps going. They probably see her coming and are like fk it’s here… It’s sad. Just grow up, take care of your child. Feed it. Get off social media. She looked like she was out to get a free gift card for poor customer service. She just sucks. Stop bitching

        • You Guys Need a Fucking Life
          April 4, 2019 at 9:32 pm

          She makes more money then you I’m sure, and in fact has NEVER BEEN on welfare, wick, or food stamps.

          You guys just need someone to pick on.

      • I call bullshit
        March 28, 2019 at 6:37 am

        Waiting on the reply Aaron

      • Aaron the Ejaculate Connoisseur
        March 29, 2019 at 10:17 pm

        Aaron, tell the truth fuccboi. You ruined her grille by spraying that infected cocksnot all over her chicklets. You sick fuxk

  • melissa meredick
    March 27, 2019 at 8:34 am

    I am currently selling autographed cumrags to raise money for my upcoming dental work.
    I love my chilluns y’all

  • Crest
    March 27, 2019 at 7:58 am

    Oh dear lord those teeth!!! The rot!! she is making her own home brew with her rotted teeth and spit. DO NOT show your teeth if they are green and brown when you smile. Get your ass to the dentist and take care of that shit. Aspen dental will pull those and give you a nice new set of dentures to never brush.

  • Cousin Eddie
    March 27, 2019 at 7:43 am

    If she has spoken to management, had them watch the video, had the checks cleared by regional management and corporate, why then is she on Facebook telling this story as if SandS is hearing about it for the first time?

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    March 27, 2019 at 7:05 am

    The teeth! Omg the teeth! Jesus Christ she should get some 5 dollar Colgate coupons and rush over for dental products instead of buying Fucking lucky charms!

  • JJ@AOL.COM
    JJ
    March 27, 2019 at 7:02 am

    Hey drago go fuck your self. It was something that was overlooked. And honestly who fucking cares. You act like you’re some beacon of society, you’re not. Also, yes masshealth “checks” masshealth gives checks too woman to buy similac because it is expensive & ratchets can not afford it. It’s about 30.00 a can. Not to be confused with wic. It’s simple really, ratchet gos to the child’s doctor and says child is not taking to a specific formula. In turn the doctor tells masshealth, masshealth either sends the similac too their door or provides a check for said formula.

    And like I said, who cares. It does not matter if it’s in ct or ma. If you’re on government insurance that’s how it is.

    P.s. witches is an awesome movie. I remember it from when I was a kid. Not many people know about that movie.

    • True Reality Speaks
      So Endeth The Lesson
      March 27, 2019 at 7:39 pm

      Nice try walking back your mistake any 5th grader wouldn’t have made. And formula checks come from the manufacturer. You sure seem to know a lot about scamming the taxpayers with your Mass Health stories, though. Hmmm….

  • Well, No Shit
    March 27, 2019 at 6:54 am

    Holy Meth Mouth, Batman!

    When that bitch smiles, all light in the room is immediately extinguished.

  • You Kiss Your Momma With That Mouth
    March 27, 2019 at 1:23 am

    This supastah must be a glutton for punishment. She sees the cashier “Kelly” who had made her cry during a previous visit and yet she elects to get in her line again. There’s nothing like a good old fashioned humiliation from a S & S cashier to make you feel alive!! TOTAL BS….the whole frickin story. Oh and she says a couple times, now she’s “sobbing at this point” and “full out sobbing” but almost in the next sentence, she’s “fighting back tears”. Now which is it snagglepuss? If you’re gonna spew bullshit, at least be consistent.

  • The Vorlon
    Kosh Naranek
    March 27, 2019 at 12:12 am

    Why is it, with dental work like that, and of course the tittoos, she is shopping with humans–go to the WalMart Supercenter, ratchet!

  • JJ@AOL.COM
    JJ
    March 26, 2019 at 11:28 pm

    Fucking white trash trailer queen is right. Spends hundreds of dollars a month on food. Yet has “checks” for similac. Get real you fucking pig. The only reason you cried if you did. is because the tax payers in line behind you took a glance at those masshealth “checks” and you were embarrassed.

    I bet this white trash pig did not feed the kid after either. I bet 1 million that she ran out of the store, signed onto bookface and started her pitty me post right after. I cant believe someone kisses and shoves their tongue in that mouth. That’s some nasty shit & that snaggle tooth yo. That snaggle is wretched.

    • Drago
      March 27, 2019 at 12:55 am

      masshealth “checks”

      LOL you drooling retard she’s a Connecticunt

    • Drago
      March 27, 2019 at 12:58 am

      Seriously, if you can’t figure out which state is which, sign up for” masshealth” “checks” yourself, you probably need them

    • Fuck Off
      March 27, 2019 at 5:50 pm

      Said ‘cunt’ gets similac checks in the mail for being a regular fucking customer you twat. Nor is she on food stamps. She probaly pays for your welfare you tramp.

  • Ovens
    March 26, 2019 at 11:06 pm

    Oven for her.
    And an oven for her kids.
    Done and done.

  • JJ@AOL.COM
    JJ
    March 26, 2019 at 11:04 pm

    I didn’t read the article. I’m dying over here.. in Florida (not like the rest of us) a bunch of white kids in their moms Volvo, got attacked by a couple of african american men.

    A man named tyrone got out of his car and ran up to a gas pump where several young white men were filling their moms Volvo. The white men were on their way home from a polo match.
    A few moments later, tyrone exited his vehicle, ran too the gas pump & tried to run Chad’s pockets, Chad’ boys were not having any of that. tyrone pulled a firearm from his person & pointed it at Chad & his boys. A verbal exchange was had. that’s when Chad & his boys beat tyrone too the ground & took his illegal weapon from him. The other man named jahmall, exited tyrone’ vehicle. jahmaal tried to help tyrone, but it just did not work out for the pair.. police say, Chad’s friend Seamoore, ended up in possession of tyrone’ illegal firearm. Seamoore was able to get the suspects away from Chad & the boys, he chased tyrone & jahmall back towords their vehicle (which is most likely stolen) Jahmall had a few choice words with Seamoore. Ultimately tyrone as well as jahmall ended up fleeing the gas station.

    Hahahahaaa, that’s some awesome stuff right there. My friend just showed me the video. Look into it! P.s. there is one white kid standing there not doing anything to help. Someone find his bitch ass. Him and his family should no longer be allowed at the country club!

    Now I’ll go read this article. I just had to get that out.

  • Jussie Smellit
    March 26, 2019 at 10:12 pm

    Ahhahahahahahahahah I was “exonerated”. Hahahahah LGBTQ8675309 can’t fire me!

    Ain’t no party like a Jussie party cuz a Jussie party don’t stop. Ain’t no party like a Jussie party cuz the maga guy’s gave me a stomp.

    Aahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Where’s Adam Jones and neeko poopycockass? Ahahahahahaha

    • Smelly Jussett
      March 27, 2019 at 2:09 pm

      Jussie, Jussie, you’re the boi for me
      Jussie, Jussie, I’ll beat you so badly

  • Teemu Selanne
    March 26, 2019 at 9:46 pm

    I will aend her a cupon for Gentle Dental
    What a nasty ugly broad

  • Big Wick
    March 26, 2019 at 9:36 pm

    Whoa, what a meltdown! “Clean-up at cashier aisle 3 please.” Hmm: hundreds of dollars a month at a freakin’ grocery store? What the hell is she feeding, a Boy Scout troop? A 9-month-old needing feeding every two hours? With the kind of crying show she alleges, I can’t imagine what the shrieking was like at the tattoo and tittoo parlor. Perhaps she has scened out at the dentist as well… ten years ago. Maybe auditioning for The Real Desperate Ratchet Housewives of Norwich?

    • True Reality Speaks
      Average BMI Reader
      March 27, 2019 at 7:32 pm

      I have two teenage boys plus us two parents. None of us are fat. We spend $200-$250 a week on groceries. You must be a single farmer or a meth head if you aren’t spending at least a few hundred per month.

    • Ever tried juice, no don’t. Give your babies teeth a chance
      March 27, 2019 at 8:38 pm

      Babies at 9 months shouldn’t be drinking formula every 2 hours. They should be eating rice cereal and other purée food. Not formula every two hours.

  • Sick of the scummy customers
    March 26, 2019 at 9:33 pm

    Worked at a s and s competitor in store management capacity, past tense. You could not pay me enough to deal with these people ever again. I was in the city and the stores I worked in had a diverse customer base ( lots of thieves and thieving). I would get writers cramps detailing the ratchetry. The coupon fraud alone was unreal never mind the organized retail criminals. The cashiers I worked with were generally excellent but the constant scummy customer base could drive mother Theresa to the brink.
    Melissa here’s a few tips:
    1. Lay off the lucky charms
    2 . Invest in some toothpaste the next time you visit s and s
    3. Find a new dentist
    4. Don’t have anymore kids please
    5. Feed your kid
    6. Fuck off with your Facebook rants

    So glad I no longer deal with this particular element.

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    March 26, 2019 at 9:32 pm

    hopefully she is not feeding the baby the same gravel she has been noshing on…yikes!

  • Spy vs. Spy
    March 26, 2019 at 9:27 pm

    Seems a little petty on both fronts.

  • mopey63
    what post?
    March 26, 2019 at 9:21 pm

    What? I don’t even see a post of her on here? I don’t see a picture or a video either.

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