KBG Photography is a small photography business located in Connecticut. It’s your pretty run-of-the-mill portrait study, that takes some really beautiful family, wedding and children’s portraits.

Not exactly the kind of business you would expect to be at the center of much controversy, ever, if we lived in a sane world. But, thanks in large part to the internet, we no longer live in a sane world, so this happened to the owner the other day:

TL:DR – Crazy person messages the owner on her personal page,

makes a word salad of a crazy request for a shoot while promising $1,000 and work with “several names”,

Sends over some supremely strange and terribly shot pictures for her to refer to,

And then throws a shit fit when she politely declines to work with a fucking half-literate lunatic.

Holy fuck. What kind of grown man harasses someone over taking nunchucks action shots of someone’s aging lesbian aunt in sweats and an eyepatch?

And then totally rationally decides the next best course of action is to grab the phone number off the business Facebook page and bomb it with annoying phone calls

and threatening text messages?

Somebody better call Dick N. Vuvla, Esq. for this windfall $2,000 deformation lawsuit!

Turns out the kind of man who decides to try and ruin a business for no fucking reason at all is this guy, Connecticut’s resident huge fucking weirdo and “award-winning filmmaker”, Christopher Annino.

And when all that didn’t work out for him, he declared all-out war on a bewilder photographer who simply couldn’t decipher what the fuck he was trying to say, because he is clearly insane.

Seems legit.

And then he hilariously roped in the fucking imbeciles on the left to label the business “Homophobic” and “Transphobic”….

…Using a post advertising half of Same-sex wedding photos for pride month.

Of course they took the bait. They’re liberals. How do these people tie their fucking shoes unassisted? Then again, this is the same page that feels ever-so-slighted because people object to them using their biological male advantage to destroy natural-born female athletes.

So there you go. Everyone should be allowed to compete, except actual women.

They’re a transgender wrestling team. Not evenly matched to biological females in the least. Look at these “broads”, where’s the competition?

I bet it’s right next to KGB Photography’s homophobia. This is why liberals are terrible, you guys. Fucking mouth breathing, bleeding vagina imbeciles that manage to manufacture outrage anywhere, any time and for any stupid reason.

As it turns out, this isn’t Chris Annino’s first trip down Criminal Harassment Lane, either.

Who the fuck is Christopher Annino, anyway?

Turns out he has some sort of Film Production Company, called “Tagteam Friendship Productions”. Surprisingly, they don’t produce Gay Orgy Porn as one would initially guess. They produce short films like this steaming pile of local-access cable quality shit:

Or perhaps you know him from his objectively terrible, yet somehow award-winning silent feature film, “Silent Time’s” [sic]

Looks like someone found a black and white filter in Windows Media Player and went ham with the editing! Great job, Francis Ford Nope-ala.

Or maybe you know his lesser-known greater hits? Like “Third-degree assault and disorderly conduct”,

“Breach of Peace”,

“Carrying a dangerous weapon”,

Or the fan-favorite “Two Counts of Violation of a restraining order and second-degree threatening.”

Seems like a really prolific and professional director in super high demand.

Big mistake not accepting his “$1,000 gig” photographing weirdos with accessible weapons on set, Kade! You’ve clearly upset some terribly influential and talented people here.

Just kidding. Your loss, Tranny Hulk Hogan’s gain.