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Connecticut “Filmmaker” Lames Cameron Declares War On Small Photography Business Owner After She Politely Declines His Weird Photoshoot Request

KBG Photography is a small photography business located in Connecticut. It’s your pretty run-of-the-mill portrait study, that takes some really beautiful family, wedding and children’s portraits.

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Not exactly the kind of business you would expect to be at the center of much controversy, ever, if we lived in a sane world. But, thanks in large part to the internet, we no longer live in a sane world, so this happened to the owner the other day:

 

TL:DR – Crazy person messages the owner on her personal page,

 

makes a word salad of a crazy request for a shoot while promising $1,000 and work with “several names”,

Sends over some supremely strange and terribly shot pictures for her to refer to,

 

And then throws a shit fit when she politely declines to work with a fucking half-literate lunatic.

 

Holy fuck. What kind of grown man harasses someone over taking nunchucks action shots of someone’s aging lesbian aunt in sweats and an eyepatch?

 

And then totally rationally decides the next best course of action is to grab the phone number off the business Facebook page and bomb it with annoying phone calls

and threatening text messages?

 

Somebody better call Dick N. Vuvla, Esq. for this windfall $2,000 deformation lawsuit!

Turns out the kind of man who decides to try and ruin a business for no fucking reason at all is this guy, Connecticut’s resident huge fucking weirdo and “award-winning filmmaker”, Christopher Annino.

 

And when all that didn’t work out for him, he declared all-out war on a bewilder photographer who simply couldn’t decipher what the fuck he was trying to say, because he is clearly insane.

 

Seems legit.

And then he hilariously roped in the fucking imbeciles on the left to label the business “Homophobic” and “Transphobic”….

 

 

…Using a post advertising half of Same-sex wedding photos for pride month.

 

Of course they took the bait. They’re liberals. How do these people tie their fucking shoes unassisted? Then again, this is the same page that feels ever-so-slighted because people object to them using their biological male advantage to destroy natural-born female athletes.

So there you go. Everyone should be allowed to compete, except actual women.

They’re a transgender wrestling team. Not evenly matched to biological females in the least. Look at these “broads”, where’s the competition?

 

 

I bet it’s right next to KGB Photography’s homophobia. This is why liberals are terrible, you guys. Fucking mouth breathing, bleeding vagina imbeciles that manage to manufacture outrage anywhere, any time and for any stupid reason.

 

As it turns out, this isn’t Chris Annino’s first trip down Criminal Harassment Lane, either.

 

Who the fuck is Christopher Annino, anyway?

 

Turns out he has some sort of Film Production Company, called “Tagteam Friendship Productions”. Surprisingly, they don’t produce Gay Orgy Porn as one would initially guess. They produce short films like this steaming pile of local-access cable quality shit:

 

Or perhaps you know him from his objectively terrible, yet somehow award-winning silent feature film, “Silent Time’s” [sic]

 

Looks like someone found a black and white filter in Windows Media Player and went ham with the editing! Great job, Francis Ford Nope-ala.

 

Or maybe you know his lesser-known greater hits? Like “Third-degree assault and disorderly conduct”,

 

 

“Breach of Peace”,

 

“Carrying a dangerous weapon”,

 

Or the fan-favorite “Two Counts of Violation of a restraining order and second-degree threatening.”

 

Seems like a really prolific and professional director in super high demand.

Big mistake not accepting his “$1,000 gig” photographing weirdos with accessible weapons on set, Kade! You’ve clearly upset some terribly influential and talented people here.

 

 

Just kidding. Your loss, Tranny Hulk Hogan’s gain.

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24 Comment(s)
  • Andy kaufmann
    June 10, 2019 at 9:29 pm

    I rassled that yella belly jerry lawlor,who is no king of mine much the same way these trans athletic entertainers of today are . We should start the TWE w/ ringside announcer Tony Clifton!!!

  • Herman Nelson
    June 9, 2019 at 10:55 am

    He’s like a cross between the UFC’s Dana White and a giant douche.

  • Giando Perez Whoopie Goldbaby
    June 7, 2019 at 4:54 pm

    Bristol mi senorita I believe we are spiritually connected for love.
    Please let me explanato …
    You have tattoos ..I have tattoos!
    You have the pitbulls I luv the pittbulls!
    You cover your furniture with NY Bling curtains … I shop the NY Bling!
    You luv to ignore your kids and play Facebook and TBS all day and night …I never care about my kids and I like the Facebook and TBS!
    You like to eat grande I like to eat grande ….Nachos Bel Grande!
    We would be perfect together senorita we are all living in a Goya world and you are a Goya girl!!
    Moi beautiful!!

    • Alan
      June 7, 2019 at 5:39 pm

      You’re a fucking fag

  • Chicken Legs
    June 7, 2019 at 4:37 pm

    This thing should work lower body. Clearly a life of wondering why the right people just do not see how talented he truly is.

  • Oglethorpe
    June 7, 2019 at 3:28 pm

    Arrested for a carrying a dangerous weapon…..im going to go out on a limb and suggest it was a butterfly knife or pair of nunchucks

  • Springfeel
    June 7, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    Would.

    • Ogle
      June 7, 2019 at 3:30 pm

      I hope you are not referring to Ozzie Osborn in the blue sequined wrestling ensemble?

  • Mariah Bowman
    June 7, 2019 at 2:34 pm

    Dear Turtleboy, Bristol, or to whom it may concern: Please do something about the display quality of images that include text. It is practically impossible to read most of them on this particular post. It can’t be too tough to find a way to include a higher res image, maybe put a thumbnail with a link, or just quote it in plain text ? Anyway, it’s useless to put up pics of text if we cant read the text in the pic.

  • Y
    June 7, 2019 at 1:37 pm

    What a creep:

  • z
    June 7, 2019 at 1:36 pm

    Mindfield Film Festival • Albuquerque

    You get to submit a actor, trailer, movie, etc… to be judged.
    The cost of submission is $2X to $50 depending on the category.

    If you “win” you get to purchase a trophy. Not given, you.

    I need to start a gofundme.

    Albuquerque – pronounce it like Bugs Bunny.
    Home of Breaking Bad.

  • bloop
    June 7, 2019 at 1:34 pm

    Can’t wait for Jilly Jughead to comment about how she would’ve written a better blog followed by not writing anything funny or relevant to the blog.

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    June 7, 2019 at 1:23 pm

    Are you sure that not the band “GWAR”?

    • z
      June 7, 2019 at 1:31 pm

      Settle down, Beavis.

      • Let me up, I've had enough
        June 7, 2019 at 2:53 pm

        heh heh…heh heh heh… I am the great Cornholio!!

        • z
          June 7, 2019 at 3:52 pm

          i need TP for my BUNGHOLE!!

  • ncfoothillbilly
    June 7, 2019 at 1:12 pm

    Its good to see John Goodman took up wimmens wrasslin’ and was good enough to win a belt.

    • Half full Syringe
      June 7, 2019 at 1:26 pm

      Another NC Foothills person? Weird

  • My Name Is Marty And I Am An Alcoholic
    June 7, 2019 at 1:04 pm

    These are the types of folks that I want marching in a parade in Boston.

  • Half full Syringe
    June 7, 2019 at 1:02 pm

    I love the KGB typo at the start. Maybe they would be a better fit for Lesbo Eye Patch and the Inane Clown Poser

    • Bristol Turtlechick
      June 7, 2019 at 1:04 pm

      Omg, I’m dead! hahahaha. I guess I shouldn’t have hired the Communist Tranny I met at the public library as my proofreader.

      • TortugaNiño
        June 8, 2019 at 12:33 am

        This one comment is funny on so many levels it is truly boggling!

        The original comment, funny,
        Bristol finding it funny, funny,
        Bristol using “im dead”, hilarious,
        The thought of bristol at a library,
        Thought of a commie at a library,
        The thought of a commie library,
        A commie taking a job willingly,
        That job being a proof reader,
        TB having a proofreader (by far the funniest of all).

        Amazing.

  • hank
    June 7, 2019 at 1:02 pm

    Liberace just dug himself up to say this guy is gaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy.

  • Massholio
    June 7, 2019 at 1:02 pm

    Got a text like at 8:00 at night. “Can you do (what my business does)?” I tell him I’ll call him tomorrow. “What’s the matter don’t you like staying up late? Can we meet tomorrow?” I tell him to email me what he wants, and I’ll quote a price. “Can we meet tomorrow at 6:30?” FINE.
    At 6:25 in the parking lot of the Dunkies .get a text “Can’t make it busy. Meet at 1:00 tomorrow” Well in for a dime in for a dollar. Meets. Buys me coffee. Asks for thousands of dollars worth of work. Is surprised it will cost him thousands of dollars. Next day I text him “Sorry thought you were in a rush. When can I start?” LOL! Douche. Like the Irish song The Wild Rover “Nay no never no more” meeting fucking assholes. EMAIL ONLY!

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