Connor McBootlegger Openly Solicits Homies On Facebook To Smash Up His Car With A Bat For $1,000 For Insurance Fraud Scheme


This is Justin Bombardier from Attleboro.

He’s into bathroom selfies, the n word, public airing of his disputes with the baby momma, and grappling with other men in speedos.

And by the looks of his recent Facebook post soliciting someone to smash into his car for the purposes of insurance fraud, it looks like he’s been kicked in the head one too many times:

Too bad DM’s aren’t a thing that exist on Facebook. Definitely smart to do this on your page where everyone can see it. If only there were a way to do this privately.

And if you’re gonna hire someone to smash your car up as part of an insurance scheme, this is definitely the guy you call.

He accepts payment in the form of cash, food stamps, and bottles of LA Looks Level 10.

Gotta love the totally not joking reassurance that he wasn’t being set up to destroy Justin’s baby momma’s car, because he definitely knew that was a distinct possibility.

Then came the question of when payment would be completed…..

Bro, do you even insurance fraud? You don’t pay someone until AFTER the insurance check comes in. That’s just common sense.

Here’s the best part – Connor McBootlegger here has been arrested before for….you guessed it – malicious destruction of a car:

Another man, Justin Bombardier, 22, of 655 North Main St. in Mansfield, was charged with malicious damage to property for allegedly damaging Fennell’s vehicle after the incident, according to police.

Bruh, just do it yourself. Just don’t do it in front of a bunch of people this time.



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26 Comment(s)
  • Loser die
    March 2, 2021 at 5:03 pm

    Justin bombardier has known to steal money, jewelry, electronics amongst other things from other people such as women he goes home with and from house parties. Justin also used to get oral sex from a man out of Stoughton in exchange for cash. Justin has a daughter and lost a first child from the same “‘mother” because she drank with child. This person must be stopped and it’s too bad he can’t be dead instead. Your father is so proud of you Justin.

    • Bombaqueer
      March 3, 2021 at 12:05 pm

      Justin Jordan there older brother and mother Nadine are all scumbag pieces of shit. All of them steal, collect child support, are on food stamps and welfare. Jordan 0’Donnell (Justin’s younger brother) beat up his baby momma strangled her and burned her with a lit cigarette. All of them are complete scum of the earth.

  • Connor mcbigballs
    May 17, 2019 at 11:29 pm

    My dicks bigger than your peoples retardation when I’m soft

  • Connor mcChicken
    May 17, 2019 at 11:25 pm

    To the people who thought my status was legit and calling me dumb and stupid my two year old daughter is smarter than you. Let that sink in

  • Just a masshole
    May 16, 2019 at 9:55 pm

    He went to jail for hitting a woman. Only a pussy hits a woman

  • Just a regular masshole
    May 16, 2019 at 9:49 pm

    He went to jail for beating up his bum?
    Only a pussy hits a women!!!

  • Big papiii
    May 16, 2019 at 3:38 pm

    I’m assuming South Shore Turtle Girl is another one of bombardiers sluts that he fucked and chucked… and now she is retaliating by blasting him with false, misconscrewed information. I’ll bet top dollar that’s the case.

    And p.s if anyone knows Justin personally you know this article did nothing but has his ego even more

    • The Common Man
      May 16, 2019 at 5:24 pm

      Stay in you’re lane Papi. Get back to cackling with A Rod and friends on TBS. I’ve never met you but you’re basically the store brand version of ever women hating loser I’ve ever met.

      Ever time a woman turns you down, you either call her a bitch or lesbian. Behind her back of course, a pussy like you wouldn’t have the stones to say it to her in person.

  • Big daddy yum yum
    May 16, 2019 at 3:01 pm

    Yo I’m from the streets for real not saying he ain’t an idiot but for u clown ass dudes to think this turtle dude or chick is kool for telling your a rat to fucking snakes let them try that to me I’ll b upstate fucking lames I wonder what we would find out about turtle man probly a sex offender step ya game up clowns

    • Big Wick
      May 17, 2019 at 12:29 am

      Sorry (not sorry), but I haven’t a clue what you just said. You obviously never got past third grade English. Time for you and your Ebonics homies to take ESL.

  • The Common Man
    May 16, 2019 at 11:43 am

    I am extremely confident in my wit and ability to burn people with words. Having said that, SSGT is like that one fighter I don’t ever want to see in the ring. She is a savage with a keyboard.

    She already won the fight with the headline and name:
    “Connor McBootlegger”

    Absolutely schooled this clown. Then she goes full Daenerys on this joker with:

    “He’s into bathroom selfies, the n word, public airing of his disputes with the baby momma, and grappling with other men in speedos.”

    She basically summered this guys entire existence in one sentence!

    SSGT, what’s your email? You’ve earned yourself some unsolicited dick picks for first round beatdown.

  • capone181
    Total Mahem
    May 16, 2019 at 10:35 am

    What a GENIUS!

    I would have never thought of that. LOL

    Probably doesn’t even have option 1 on his policy.

  • Sackretes
    May 16, 2019 at 10:32 am

    Are people getting dumber?

    Or have we always been this dumb, and social media is merely making it more apparent how dumb we are?

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    May 16, 2019 at 9:38 am

    White people suck at crime.

  • The Sandman
    May 16, 2019 at 9:37 am

    That beard, that earring, that tattoo, that haircut that’s been overdone to death, why am I not surprised?

  • The Name Game
    May 16, 2019 at 9:26 am

    Oh, he’s a fighter? I thought, with a name like Bombardier, he squatted over the throne dropping deuces onto the previous ones. He’s certainly laying a rather large egg putting this $#!+ on SpaceBook. Another waste of human potential.

    • AgingCynic
      May 16, 2019 at 12:04 pm

      I’m so old it took me 5 minutes to realize that BM meant “baby momma”.

      • Ross Sewage
        May 16, 2019 at 2:11 pm

        BM= bowel movement

  • Floyd Payweather
    May 16, 2019 at 8:03 am

    He also went to Jail for beating up his BM before she was pregnant and tries to justify it saying it’s acceptable because professional fighters need to blow off steam

  • Jeff J
    Glass Joe
    May 16, 2019 at 7:45 am

    This MF’s a fighter?? Oh please……he looks softer than puppy shit.

  • whatevuh
    May 16, 2019 at 7:13 am

    Send him to Accurate Collision, I heard they specialize in this kind of work . . . .

    • Batman
      May 16, 2019 at 7:24 am

      Deserves multiple thumbs up

  • Judge dread
    May 16, 2019 at 7:04 am

    Wow. This is a whole new level of full retard. Everyone knows you never go full retard.

    He probably has a $2k deductible on his insurance to keep it cheap. So he’s responsible for the first $2k. And he wants to pay someone a grand to smash it up? This dude is living in a chicken shit dimension.

    We need to bring back the stocks in town square. Put this dude in the stocks for a good two days, make him shit/piss himself, bring your rotten veggies and use him as target practice.

  • Garry Coleman
    May 16, 2019 at 6:47 am

    He actually seems like a good guy

  • Garcia Vega
    May 16, 2019 at 6:14 am

    Has he been featured on here before? I feel like I know that name from TB. Anyways, the guy is the poster child for Pea Brains everywhere. And his homies seem just as stupid. Definitely the kind of crew that will be still roaming the streets in 10 years, wondering where they are going to sleep for the night.

  • Mary Fucking Poppins
    May 16, 2019 at 5:40 am

    Social media is an IQ test for the stupid.

    Hmmm confess to crimes on the internet… or don’t tell anyone… I’ll confess publicly, peeps will think I’m a bad man.

    Thank you social media for outing the criminals and villains.

    ps If you teach MMA or fighting or shooting… don’t teach criminals.

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