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Cookies And Karen Wishes Diabetes Upon Non-Essential Workers Who Are Trying To Kill Her By Going To Dairy Queen In Abington And Fucking Up Her Commute To Essential Job As Cashier

 

This is Hannah Fabian from Rockland.

She’s an “essential worker” who has been going full Karen for the last month and a half on Facebook because she’s important and everyone else can get fucked. Last month the site of people (gasp) walking made her break down in tears.

Uh muh God!!! They’re running NEXT TO EACH OTHER!!

She’s putting you guys on Facebook!!

So what does she do that’s so essential? She runs a cash register at a pharmacy.

God knows her labor is so irreplaceable that we have to keep her healthy. The fate of the world depends upon it.

Yesterday she was the talk of the town after her Facebook post in the Rockland Hub about Dairy Queen got over 1,000 comments.

Holy. Fucking. Shitballs.

There are people who are BREATHING the same air that others are breathing!! That’s how air works right? The virus just sits there and lingers for hours.

We are all gonna die because of Dairy Queen!! Damn you Dairy Queen!! Why do you have to be so delicious??

According to her logic, wouldn’t a Dutch oven be domestic abuse?

Thank you for clearing that up.

Turns out she actually works at a pharmacy in the Cambridge area and was on the way to the train station when she was temporarily inconvenienced by free people in a free country purchasing ice cream on a nice day.

You can’t make this stuff up. She takes a train to work that thousands of other strangers take every day. She sits amongst people in an enclosed environment to get to a job that she could easily do somewhere closer to home. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe they have pharmacies in the south short. Bitch, you work at a Rite Aid. You hare the definition of an unskilled worker. Unskilled workers don’t have commutes!!

But please tell me more about how essential and wealthy you are.

She’s killing the game running that register at Walgreen’s. Not like the rest of the poors whose jobs and businesses are expendable.

She’s another one of these people who tells you that it’s all gonna end soon.

Yea, I’ve been hearing that for a while. Just another two weeks, right? As long as we all “work together.”

Oh right, that’s never gonna happen. If your plan is to tell millions of people to sit in their homes for months at a time when the weather starts getting nice, then you don’t have a real plan because people aren’t gonna do that. Look at any walking path or trailhead on Saturday – packed with cars. People are gonna get out, and they should because you’re not gonna get coronavirus from going for a hike, going golfing, or walking on the beach.

She subscribes to the “muh hospitals” hysteria.

This is what the lockdown patrol has been telling us since day one – we have sit at home or else hospitals will become overcrowded. Except there’s zero evidence that’s true, and based on the Tik Tok videos I see that doesn’t seem to be a universal problem.

Couldn’t she just take a different route to the train station?

She shouldn’t have to inconvenience herself at all. Didn’t you hear? She’s essential.

She also thinks that grocery stores will soon be shut down.

Which actually makes a lot more sense then shutting down a drive through Dairy Queen. If the government REALLY thought this was as dangerous as they’re trying to make us believe then no stores would be open. There would be a massive system of rationing in which the National Guard brought food to our homes. Instead they let us all gather in huge numbers in the same isolated areas, touch the same things, and breathe the same air.

She hopes that all you fat pieces of shit trying to kill her all get diabetes.

Plus, her boyfriend agrees with her.

And I definitely trust the judgment of a guy who thought it would be a good idea to bury the broomstick in this meat wallet.

Speaking of diabetes…

She’s also got a GREAT sense of humor.

         

And did I mention that the community rallied around her last year by raising over $3K when her apartment burned down?

   

Now she’s wishing diabetes upon people who have lost their jobs and businesses because her fat ass doesn’t wanna take a detour on the way to the train station.

Luckily 95% of the comments were shitting on her, and this was probably my favorite.

Straight and to the point.

The bottom line is that I want people like her to keep posting shit like this. The more they do it, the more public sentiment turns against the lockdown. If you’re still team lockdown everything, just understand that this is your peer group. She has the exact same talking points that you do.

 

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68 Comment(s)
  • Xi Chen Lee
    April 28, 2020 at 3:28 am

    Why merican women sro fat

  • Spell checker
    April 28, 2020 at 1:05 am

    If I donate $10, can the turtleboy bloggers buy spellcheck? Hard to take these seriously with so many spelling errors. I’d expect that from ratchets, but not TB.

  • Guinea Geisha
    April 28, 2020 at 12:33 am

    Marlene: “I’m sorry Jerry, I can’t just be with someone if I don’t respect what they do.”

    Jerry: “You’re a cashier!!!”

  • Silencio Dogood
    April 27, 2020 at 11:37 pm

    Watch out, you might get what you’re after, boom babies, strange but not a stranger, i’m an ordinary guy, burning down the apartment house…

  • Fauci to gitmo
    April 27, 2020 at 10:48 pm

    Shut the fuck up grimace you slob.

    • soxrock191
      Cottonmouth
      April 28, 2020 at 3:49 am

      She does wear an alarming amount of purple

      • Impacted bowel
        April 28, 2020 at 8:54 am

        Popular colors used on the big top too. It like she goes to a circus surplus store for clothing material or something.

  • Ted Baxter
    April 27, 2020 at 9:29 pm

    Cases in Massachusetts, 54,000. Massachusetts population, 6.86 million. Fear = ratings. The news make everything worse. Turn of the news.

  • Cheddah
    April 27, 2020 at 8:36 pm

    I kinda feel bad for her husband. We all make mistakes..

  • Hey Hannah -
    April 27, 2020 at 6:55 pm

    sweetie, you HAVE GOT TO STOP watching CNN, MSNBC and the like. They are selling PANIC, you are buying it up like it’s Toilet Paper.

  • whatevuh
    whatevuh
    April 27, 2020 at 5:01 pm

    I went to a gas station this morning, went inside to pay and pickup a protein bar for a snack, the lady in charge said, “you can’t come in without a mask on” so I said nice and loud so everyone in the place could hear me “YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME” and off I went . . . to another gas station, they let me in, no problem. Fucking idiots.

    • whatevuh
      Dick Hertz from Holden
      April 27, 2020 at 5:55 pm

      The best ones are the retards riding around in their cars with a mask on LOL The other day I saw a guy riding a bicycle down the street with a mask on, these fucking retarded liberals think you shouldn’t breathe outside or something, but inside the house is safe.

      • You're Welcome
        April 28, 2020 at 9:31 am

        They’re drug dealers.

  • Clarke W
    April 27, 2020 at 4:47 pm

    Here’s the thing Hannah’s absolutely correct about 99.9% of what she said. I actually just heard Marty Walsh say basically they exact same thing!!! So basically Hannah just needs to be a lil nicer in her delivery, but if you heard Mayor Marty you would understand that this young lady is correct. We only need real essential workers out there and plus Marty agrees so you people look stupid not Hannah

    • soxrock191
      Cottonmouth
      April 27, 2020 at 5:09 pm

      Marty Walsh appears to suffer from fetal alcohol syndrome

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      April 27, 2020 at 6:06 pm

      Marty also said anyone named Clark should report immediately to city hall for lobotomization which he will be performing in the men’s lower bathroom. Use far left stall please. You and Hannah are the useful idiotsheep who get their medical advice from Charlie and Marty.

      • Clarke W
        April 28, 2020 at 1:19 am

        100% wrong I don’t get my medical advice from Marty!!!!! And please I wouldn’t get advice on where to get a pizza from your hero Trump’s ball washing conservative idiot Charlie Baker!!!!! Unlike Baker Marty can actually think for himself and doesn’t cosign everything that asshole in the White House says!!!! Obviously Marty is a leader unfortunately for Massachusetts when Biden wipes the floor with the Trump in November it’s a guarantee Joe will end up giving Marty a position in the white house great for America cause otherwise Marty would of EASILY would of been the next governor, so because of that unfortunately Massachusetts will get stuck with another of Trump’s Republican asshole Bakers administration!!!!

        • Idiot alarm at Clarke o’clock
          April 28, 2020 at 4:20 am

          Charlie Baker hates Trump and is a fake Republican. It’s hard to take you seriously when you don’t even know that!
          Biden might sweep the floor. But only to keep him busy in the dementia home. It’s elder abuse to even have the man running. It’s amazing how many idiots are still planning to vote for him. He has dementia. All the classic symptoms. Even his word replacements are classic dementia. You Clarke are a moron

        • george costanza
          The angry taint
          April 28, 2020 at 12:36 pm

          AHAHAHAHAHA! Is this a serious reply? Joe Biden doesn’t even know who Joe Biden is nevermind wet head Mahty. You think Fakah is a Republican? Truly laughable. Better rewrap that head in tinfoil and head for a fallout shelter because you have another rough 4 years ahead of you. OH BTW sheep, this Tara Reade claim is gaining traction and creepy Joe won’t survive.

    • Do the Reich
      April 27, 2020 at 9:51 pm

      Same experience today. I was old no mask, no service. Hey Aholes, the mask doesn’t protect you from weaving in and out of traffic. And loved he morons wearing it in the pouring rain, paper masks not less.

  • FuckPig
    April 27, 2020 at 4:24 pm

    I wouldn’t touch this fat, blubbery, disgusting, nauseating, self-righteous, narcissistic tub of shit with Satan’s dick. I would, however, pay good money to punch her in her fat fucking blubbery face. What a fat, sickening, disgusting fucking twat this fucking cunt is.

  • Clarence Woods Emerson
    My mom
    April 27, 2020 at 3:55 pm

    What a nut bag

    • Dr Wu
      Dr Wu
      April 27, 2020 at 5:49 pm

      I suggest you roll her in flour and go for the wet sopt.

  • Dr Tedros Adhanom Commieazclown Ghebreyesus
    April 27, 2020 at 3:06 pm

    She is correct. The WHO recommends avoiding Dairy Queen soft serve and blizzards unless eaten through a mask that has been sterilized for a minimum of 20 minutes by an Ethiopian dutch oven, which is more like a sandstorm as seen in the Mummy movies.

    • Keith Moon
      April 27, 2020 at 5:26 pm

      The WHO also swore that they “Won’t Get Fooled Again”.

      And spoke of a Teenage Wasteland.

  • Frank Rizzo
    April 27, 2020 at 2:18 pm

    dutch ovens are domestic abuse! brilliant!

  • Frank Rizzo
    April 27, 2020 at 2:15 pm

    whadda cunt

  • JoeMomma
    April 27, 2020 at 1:39 pm

    You do know you can get prescriptions filled by mail?

    Keep your fat non essential ass home.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    ChrisInShrewsbury
    April 27, 2020 at 1:26 pm

    Casual Observations:

    1) Miss Fatty Two Shoes doesn’t realize there are 20M people ready to take her shit job in the very unlikely case C19 affects her. BTW, these jobs are becoming more automated to the point, that in the next decade they WILL NOT EXIST.
    2) There appears to be a trend amongst the panic crowd: Hope and celebrate death of those who disagree with their perspective, calling it ‘Karma’. Next time a junky dies, I should celebrate their death as ‘Karma’?
    3) Fat chicks smell down there. It’s a statistical fact. Any chick who doesn’t care about her weight / appearance certainly doesn’t care about her feminine hygiene. Couple that with the practical matter of gunt folds, etc.

    • hartf811
      Ho Phat Ass
      April 27, 2020 at 2:01 pm

      Friction.
      That is the true enemy of the Legions of Fat Thighs.
      Friction leads to heat, heat leads to sweat, sweat in an airless environment leads to bacteria and bacteria leads to odor.
      Fat chicks smell.
      Friction is the culprit.

      • G Ber
        Dr Oz
        April 27, 2020 at 8:01 pm

        One hell of an analysis Mr Ho, A+

  • big boobs big belly
    April 27, 2020 at 1:09 pm

    She works minimum wage as cashier as a single mother with 2 kids and probably doesn’t know for sure who the fathers are.

    And her biggest complaint is a line at Dairy Queen, listen up fat lady you have much bigger problems than a traffic at DQ. Get a better job and lose the cellulite but try to keep the big fat tits if you can they could help you attract a better man.

    • Boston Irish
      Boston Irish
      April 27, 2020 at 2:15 pm

      She has plenty to eat, fat fuck

  • Carlos Danger
    April 27, 2020 at 1:09 pm

    I’d let her lick the back of my balls with the lights off but that’s about it

  • 1776
    April 27, 2020 at 1:02 pm

    The prevailing atmosphere of encouraging tattling on people minding their own business would have made us all perfect Nazis.

    Constitutional rights are completely disappearing and yet the majority seem actually happy about this?

    If you are “at risk” then YOU need to stay home. Not everyone else!

    AFAIK the word “unless” does NOT appear in the constitution.

    Oh yeah, just two more weeks folks.

  • soxrock191
    Cottonmouth
    April 27, 2020 at 1:01 pm

    I thought this fat ass was the DQ manager hahahahahaha! SHUT THE FUCK UP. Many people would jump at the chance to be working. So if leaving the house escalates your paranoia to an abnormal level STAY THE FUCK HOME. And why is she telling someone to try working a day in the ER??? 100:1 odds her apt burned down cuz she was melting chocolate in her fondue pot.

    • coal burner
      April 27, 2020 at 1:06 pm

      melting chocolate in her fondu pot, is that a reference to her fucking homeless black men?

      • soxrock191
        Cottonmouth
        April 28, 2020 at 11:48 am

        Blaaaahahahahahaha! Awesome comment

  • fat liberal women
    April 27, 2020 at 12:58 pm

    Liberal White Women destroying free society one insane idea after another. Liz Warren is a useless cunt.

  • 1776
    April 27, 2020 at 12:44 pm

    The prevailing atmosphere of encouraging tattling on people minding their own business would have made us all perfect Nazis.

    Kids can’t play on swing sets. WTF?

    Constitutional rights are completely disappearing and yet the majority are actually happy about this?

    If you are “at risk” then YOU need to stay home. Not everyone else!

    AFAIK the word “unless” does NOT appear in the constitution.

    How many kids are suffering for the well being of the elderly. Whom seem to be out in droves, enjoying the empty quiet streets.

    Oh yeah, two more weeks folks.

  • Reynaldo FanFan
    April 27, 2020 at 12:33 pm

    I know this cunt
    Her boyfriend is a negroe crack dealer who was just released from the concord prison
    Negroes will fuck anything even this big fat tub o shit

    • soxrock191
      Cottonmouth
      April 27, 2020 at 1:05 pm

      Color me shocked

  • She Is A Legend In Her Sick Mind
    April 27, 2020 at 12:31 pm

    Tub of lard is NOT essential

  • Judge dread
    April 27, 2020 at 12:12 pm

    What chaps my ass are these commercials showing cunts and illegals like her as first responder hero’s.

    You know who the real first responder hero’s? The men and women who ran into the twin towers and ran up the stairs and used elevators to save people despite hear explosions and perishing in the aftermath. Those are hero’s not someone serving iced coffee you fucks.

    • judge fag
      April 27, 2020 at 6:38 pm

      it’s “heroes” you ignorant cocksucker

  • Snarky Pete
    April 27, 2020 at 12:12 pm

    I think women are suffering from a lack of Vitamin D.

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      April 27, 2020 at 3:44 pm

      Your snark is strong today sir, very strong indeed.

  • No fat chicks
    April 27, 2020 at 12:06 pm

    A fat, minimum wage cashier can’t figure out how to drive without getting stuck in an ice cream line? My guess is her car is on ice cream auto-pilot.

  • Not a pigfucker
    April 27, 2020 at 12:03 pm

    Interesting – a fat calling other fats fat.

  • Daniel Crowell
    Bill Clinton
    April 27, 2020 at 11:55 am

    Wouldn’t…..

    • Hillary Clinton
      April 27, 2020 at 12:20 pm

      So would

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    April 27, 2020 at 11:50 am

    Those kids faces are covered but I’m going to assume they are “mixed”

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 27, 2020 at 11:47 am

    2 kids, baby daddy long gone, amazing what guys will stick their dicks into. Either go for something worthwhile or stick to jerking off. I mean really, do you feel good after fucking some pig faced fatty? Do you like paying support to some pig faced fatty?

  • Jon Tudor
    lebaron92
    April 27, 2020 at 11:44 am

    She sounds fat. (-looks at pics-…yup!)

  • Daniel Campbell for president
    April 27, 2020 at 11:42 am

    Daniel Campbell wins

  • Bugsy Siegel
    April 27, 2020 at 11:35 am

    Hey you fat cunt you’re a fucking cashier at a pharmacy
    A chimp could do that job

    You’re as essential as syphillus

    • automate their jobs
      April 27, 2020 at 1:01 pm

      Please implement self checkouts and store automation, we’d be better off paying these dopes to stay home all day.

  • Mom's Basement
    April 27, 2020 at 11:34 am

    I’m doing my part. In fact I don’t think there’s ever been a time in history that I was better suited for.

  • Tyrone
    April 27, 2020 at 11:30 am

    This non-essential bitch needs some D and a strong pimp hand in her life.

  • Honky Tormentor
    April 27, 2020 at 11:27 am

    Miss Piggy in human form…

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    April 27, 2020 at 11:25 am

    Death by DQ? I’m your huckleberry!. These insufferable cunts who think they are essential are the absolute worst. I’m all done with masks, distancing, staying home. This bullshit of oh another 2 weeks is just population control we should just crown Bernie czar of the socialist states of America.

  • Jewmerica
    April 27, 2020 at 11:23 am

    Damn this shelter in place is killing any chances of me meeting young boys.

  • Slam the clam
    April 27, 2020 at 11:21 am

    What a stupid cunt! Do us all a favor and stay home with all the other fucktards that think they will get sick

  • Don Cherry
    April 27, 2020 at 11:10 am

    Nothing more than a big plate of cunt fried rice

  • Garcia Vega
    April 27, 2020 at 11:09 am

    Can you send Bobbin for Boners over to the DQ to get to the bottom of it. Can’t stop laughing, this commuting diabetes petri dish is wishing it on others.

  • Eugene
    April 27, 2020 at 11:08 am

    So she complains about people walking outside then gets on a train that carries thousands of people a day.Mathematically were do you think you’re most likely to get the virus?Dumb clam.

  • Wuhan Market 20 Piece Cobra McNuggets
    April 27, 2020 at 10:56 am

    After experiencing ‘tough times’ Skweezy Jibbs, from Oregon, set out on a mission to travel 17 miles across two states collecting the four-piece chicken nuggets Wendy’s offered free on Friday.

  • Shutup lady
    April 27, 2020 at 10:55 am

    This virus has turned society into a leftwingers wet dream. They get to dictate how everyone else lives. Their authoritarian dreams are coming true and they don’t want it to end.

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