This is Hannah Fabian from Rockland.
She’s an “essential worker” who has been going full Karen for the last month and a half on Facebook because she’s important and everyone else can get fucked. Last month the site of people (gasp) walking made her break down in tears.
Uh muh God!!! They’re running NEXT TO EACH OTHER!!
She’s putting you guys on Facebook!!
So what does she do that’s so essential? She runs a cash register at a pharmacy.
God knows her labor is so irreplaceable that we have to keep her healthy. The fate of the world depends upon it.
Yesterday she was the talk of the town after her Facebook post in the Rockland Hub about Dairy Queen got over 1,000 comments.
Holy. Fucking. Shitballs.
There are people who are BREATHING the same air that others are breathing!! That’s how air works right? The virus just sits there and lingers for hours.
We are all gonna die because of Dairy Queen!! Damn you Dairy Queen!! Why do you have to be so delicious??
According to her logic, wouldn’t a Dutch oven be domestic abuse?
Thank you for clearing that up.
Turns out she actually works at a pharmacy in the Cambridge area and was on the way to the train station when she was temporarily inconvenienced by free people in a free country purchasing ice cream on a nice day.
You can’t make this stuff up. She takes a train to work that thousands of other strangers take every day. She sits amongst people in an enclosed environment to get to a job that she could easily do somewhere closer to home. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe they have pharmacies in the south short. Bitch, you work at a Rite Aid. You hare the definition of an unskilled worker. Unskilled workers don’t have commutes!!
But please tell me more about how essential and wealthy you are.
She’s killing the game running that register at Walgreen’s. Not like the rest of the poors whose jobs and businesses are expendable.
She’s another one of these people who tells you that it’s all gonna end soon.
Yea, I’ve been hearing that for a while. Just another two weeks, right? As long as we all “work together.”
Oh right, that’s never gonna happen. If your plan is to tell millions of people to sit in their homes for months at a time when the weather starts getting nice, then you don’t have a real plan because people aren’t gonna do that. Look at any walking path or trailhead on Saturday – packed with cars. People are gonna get out, and they should because you’re not gonna get coronavirus from going for a hike, going golfing, or walking on the beach.
She subscribes to the “muh hospitals” hysteria.
This is what the lockdown patrol has been telling us since day one – we have sit at home or else hospitals will become overcrowded. Except there’s zero evidence that’s true, and based on the Tik Tok videos I see that doesn’t seem to be a universal problem.
Couldn’t she just take a different route to the train station?
She shouldn’t have to inconvenience herself at all. Didn’t you hear? She’s essential.
She also thinks that grocery stores will soon be shut down.
Which actually makes a lot more sense then shutting down a drive through Dairy Queen. If the government REALLY thought this was as dangerous as they’re trying to make us believe then no stores would be open. There would be a massive system of rationing in which the National Guard brought food to our homes. Instead they let us all gather in huge numbers in the same isolated areas, touch the same things, and breathe the same air.
She hopes that all you fat pieces of shit trying to kill her all get diabetes.
Plus, her boyfriend agrees with her.
And I definitely trust the judgment of a guy who thought it would be a good idea to bury the broomstick in this meat wallet.
Speaking of diabetes…
She’s also got a GREAT sense of humor.
And did I mention that the community rallied around her last year by raising over $3K when her apartment burned down?
Now she’s wishing diabetes upon people who have lost their jobs and businesses because her fat ass doesn’t wanna take a detour on the way to the train station.
Luckily 95% of the comments were shitting on her, and this was probably my favorite.
Straight and to the point.
The bottom line is that I want people like her to keep posting shit like this. The more they do it, the more public sentiment turns against the lockdown. If you’re still team lockdown everything, just understand that this is your peer group. She has the exact same talking points that you do.
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If I donate $10, can the turtleboy bloggers buy spellcheck? Hard to take these seriously with so many spelling errors. I’d expect that from ratchets, but not TB.
Marlene: “I’m sorry Jerry, I can’t just be with someone if I don’t respect what they do.”
Jerry: “You’re a cashier!!!”
Watch out, you might get what you’re after, boom babies, strange but not a stranger, i’m an ordinary guy, burning down the apartment house…
Shut the fuck up grimace you slob.
She does wear an alarming amount of purple
Popular colors used on the big top too. It like she goes to a circus surplus store for clothing material or something.
Cases in Massachusetts, 54,000. Massachusetts population, 6.86 million. Fear = ratings. The news make everything worse. Turn of the news.
I kinda feel bad for her husband. We all make mistakes..
sweetie, you HAVE GOT TO STOP watching CNN, MSNBC and the like. They are selling PANIC, you are buying it up like it’s Toilet Paper.
I went to a gas station this morning, went inside to pay and pickup a protein bar for a snack, the lady in charge said, “you can’t come in without a mask on” so I said nice and loud so everyone in the place could hear me “YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME” and off I went . . . to another gas station, they let me in, no problem. Fucking idiots.
The best ones are the retards riding around in their cars with a mask on LOL The other day I saw a guy riding a bicycle down the street with a mask on, these fucking retarded liberals think you shouldn’t breathe outside or something, but inside the house is safe.
They’re drug dealers.
Here’s the thing Hannah’s absolutely correct about 99.9% of what she said. I actually just heard Marty Walsh say basically they exact same thing!!! So basically Hannah just needs to be a lil nicer in her delivery, but if you heard Mayor Marty you would understand that this young lady is correct. We only need real essential workers out there and plus Marty agrees so you people look stupid not Hannah
Marty Walsh appears to suffer from fetal alcohol syndrome
Marty also said anyone named Clark should report immediately to city hall for lobotomization which he will be performing in the men’s lower bathroom. Use far left stall please. You and Hannah are the useful idiotsheep who get their medical advice from Charlie and Marty.
100% wrong I don’t get my medical advice from Marty!!!!! And please I wouldn’t get advice on where to get a pizza from your hero Trump’s ball washing conservative idiot Charlie Baker!!!!! Unlike Baker Marty can actually think for himself and doesn’t cosign everything that asshole in the White House says!!!! Obviously Marty is a leader unfortunately for Massachusetts when Biden wipes the floor with the Trump in November it’s a guarantee Joe will end up giving Marty a position in the white house great for America cause otherwise Marty would of EASILY would of been the next governor, so because of that unfortunately Massachusetts will get stuck with another of Trump’s Republican asshole Bakers administration!!!!
Charlie Baker hates Trump and is a fake Republican. It’s hard to take you seriously when you don’t even know that!
Biden might sweep the floor. But only to keep him busy in the dementia home. It’s elder abuse to even have the man running. It’s amazing how many idiots are still planning to vote for him. He has dementia. All the classic symptoms. Even his word replacements are classic dementia. You Clarke are a moron
AHAHAHAHAHA! Is this a serious reply? Joe Biden doesn’t even know who Joe Biden is nevermind wet head Mahty. You think Fakah is a Republican? Truly laughable. Better rewrap that head in tinfoil and head for a fallout shelter because you have another rough 4 years ahead of you. OH BTW sheep, this Tara Reade claim is gaining traction and creepy Joe won’t survive.
Same experience today. I was old no mask, no service. Hey Aholes, the mask doesn’t protect you from weaving in and out of traffic. And loved he morons wearing it in the pouring rain, paper masks not less.
I wouldn’t touch this fat, blubbery, disgusting, nauseating, self-righteous, narcissistic tub of shit with Satan’s dick. I would, however, pay good money to punch her in her fat fucking blubbery face. What a fat, sickening, disgusting fucking twat this fucking cunt is.
What a nut bag
I suggest you roll her in flour and go for the wet sopt.
She is correct. The WHO recommends avoiding Dairy Queen soft serve and blizzards unless eaten through a mask that has been sterilized for a minimum of 20 minutes by an Ethiopian dutch oven, which is more like a sandstorm as seen in the Mummy movies.
The WHO also swore that they “Won’t Get Fooled Again”.
And spoke of a Teenage Wasteland.
dutch ovens are domestic abuse! brilliant!
whadda cunt
You do know you can get prescriptions filled by mail?
Keep your fat non essential ass home.
Casual Observations:
1) Miss Fatty Two Shoes doesn’t realize there are 20M people ready to take her shit job in the very unlikely case C19 affects her. BTW, these jobs are becoming more automated to the point, that in the next decade they WILL NOT EXIST.
2) There appears to be a trend amongst the panic crowd: Hope and celebrate death of those who disagree with their perspective, calling it ‘Karma’. Next time a junky dies, I should celebrate their death as ‘Karma’?
3) Fat chicks smell down there. It’s a statistical fact. Any chick who doesn’t care about her weight / appearance certainly doesn’t care about her feminine hygiene. Couple that with the practical matter of gunt folds, etc.
Friction.
That is the true enemy of the Legions of Fat Thighs.
Friction leads to heat, heat leads to sweat, sweat in an airless environment leads to bacteria and bacteria leads to odor.
Fat chicks smell.
Friction is the culprit.
One hell of an analysis Mr Ho, A+
She works minimum wage as cashier as a single mother with 2 kids and probably doesn’t know for sure who the fathers are.
And her biggest complaint is a line at Dairy Queen, listen up fat lady you have much bigger problems than a traffic at DQ. Get a better job and lose the cellulite but try to keep the big fat tits if you can they could help you attract a better man.
She has plenty to eat, fat fuck
I’d let her lick the back of my balls with the lights off but that’s about it
The prevailing atmosphere of encouraging tattling on people minding their own business would have made us all perfect Nazis.
Constitutional rights are completely disappearing and yet the majority seem actually happy about this?
If you are “at risk” then YOU need to stay home. Not everyone else!
AFAIK the word “unless” does NOT appear in the constitution.
Oh yeah, just two more weeks folks.
I thought this fat ass was the DQ manager hahahahahaha! SHUT THE FUCK UP. Many people would jump at the chance to be working. So if leaving the house escalates your paranoia to an abnormal level STAY THE FUCK HOME. And why is she telling someone to try working a day in the ER??? 100:1 odds her apt burned down cuz she was melting chocolate in her fondue pot.
melting chocolate in her fondu pot, is that a reference to her fucking homeless black men?
Blaaaahahahahahaha! Awesome comment
Liberal White Women destroying free society one insane idea after another. Liz Warren is a useless cunt.
The prevailing atmosphere of encouraging tattling on people minding their own business would have made us all perfect Nazis.
Kids can’t play on swing sets. WTF?
Constitutional rights are completely disappearing and yet the majority are actually happy about this?
If you are “at risk” then YOU need to stay home. Not everyone else!
AFAIK the word “unless” does NOT appear in the constitution.
How many kids are suffering for the well being of the elderly. Whom seem to be out in droves, enjoying the empty quiet streets.
Oh yeah, two more weeks folks.
I know this cunt
Her boyfriend is a negroe crack dealer who was just released from the concord prison
Negroes will fuck anything even this big fat tub o shit
Color me shocked
Tub of lard is NOT essential
What chaps my ass are these commercials showing cunts and illegals like her as first responder hero’s.
You know who the real first responder hero’s? The men and women who ran into the twin towers and ran up the stairs and used elevators to save people despite hear explosions and perishing in the aftermath. Those are hero’s not someone serving iced coffee you fucks.
it’s “heroes” you ignorant cocksucker
I think women are suffering from a lack of Vitamin D.
Your snark is strong today sir, very strong indeed.
A fat, minimum wage cashier can’t figure out how to drive without getting stuck in an ice cream line? My guess is her car is on ice cream auto-pilot.
Interesting – a fat calling other fats fat.
Wouldn’t…..
So would
Those kids faces are covered but I’m going to assume they are “mixed”
2 kids, baby daddy long gone, amazing what guys will stick their dicks into. Either go for something worthwhile or stick to jerking off. I mean really, do you feel good after fucking some pig faced fatty? Do you like paying support to some pig faced fatty?
She sounds fat. (-looks at pics-…yup!)
Daniel Campbell wins
Hey you fat cunt you’re a fucking cashier at a pharmacy
A chimp could do that job
You’re as essential as syphillus
Please implement self checkouts and store automation, we’d be better off paying these dopes to stay home all day.
I’m doing my part. In fact I don’t think there’s ever been a time in history that I was better suited for.
This non-essential bitch needs some D and a strong pimp hand in her life.
Miss Piggy in human form…
Death by DQ? I’m your huckleberry!. These insufferable cunts who think they are essential are the absolute worst. I’m all done with masks, distancing, staying home. This bullshit of oh another 2 weeks is just population control we should just crown Bernie czar of the socialist states of America.
Damn this shelter in place is killing any chances of me meeting young boys.
What a stupid cunt! Do us all a favor and stay home with all the other fucktards that think they will get sick
Nothing more than a big plate of cunt fried rice
Can you send Bobbin for Boners over to the DQ to get to the bottom of it. Can’t stop laughing, this commuting diabetes petri dish is wishing it on others.
So she complains about people walking outside then gets on a train that carries thousands of people a day.Mathematically were do you think you’re most likely to get the virus?Dumb clam.
After experiencing ‘tough times’ Skweezy Jibbs, from Oregon, set out on a mission to travel 17 miles across two states collecting the four-piece chicken nuggets Wendy’s offered free on Friday.
This virus has turned society into a leftwingers wet dream. They get to dictate how everyone else lives. Their authoritarian dreams are coming true and they don’t want it to end.