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Coronacunt Emails Groveland Ice Cream Shop To Tell Them That He’s Reported Them To Charlie Baker’s Snitch Line For Letting People Stand In Line Outside Without Masks 

 

This is Robert Contardo Jr.

He’s your run of the mill coronacunt.

The other day he decided to hit up Jeff and Marias Ice Cream & Food in Groveland where he saw something he didn’t like and immediately reported it to the Charlie Baker Gestapo storm troopers.

What a chode.

Imagine how much of a loser you have to be to see human beings standing in line outdoors on the hottest day of the year so they can enjoy ice cream, and then you decide to go home, write a “detailed complaint” to the governor’s snitch line, and then email the business to let them know just how much of a cunt you are.

Take some advice and get rid of that horrific pornstache.

If you’re afraid of the virus at this point then you should just shut the fuck up and stay home. No one wants to listen to you anymore. The Karening ended when the protests began. Free people are gonna do free people stuff and morons like you who are afraid of a virus with a 99.98% survival rate can sit in their home and jack off to the Sears catalogue.

And just when you thought this guy couldn’t get any worse check out what he did to the FedEx guy three days ago.

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

He went outside…..WITHOUT A MASK??? He could’ve breathed in oxygen!! Thank God Bobby the Snitch called up FedEx to report this danger to society. Even if you are a mask Nazi, no one thinks you should have to wear them outside by yourself. Plus, as long as you have your mask on you should be completely safe, right?

This is the culture that Charlie Baker has created by creating a tip line to report businesses that are breaking the rules. This is what your government is investing their time in. The same government that allowed the virus to spread with impunity in nursing homes, suddenly realized that masks saved lives after the virus already peaked, and doesn’t want your kids to go back to school despite the fact that zero children in this state have died from COVID.

 

 

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58 Comment(s)
  • WTFBEAMAN
    July 26, 2020 at 3:15 pm

    Remember when men were men?

    Pepperidge Farm remembers…

  • Heidi
    July 22, 2020 at 9:21 pm

    What a POS!!

  • .
    July 22, 2020 at 1:55 pm

    I hate masks, too, but I also like life the way it used to be before all of this shit started. If wearing a mask is what it takes to get that back, sure.

    Why has this decision been politicized and turned into a way to show one’s masculinity?

    COVID may not be as bad as all the alarmists make it out to be (or maybe it is, who really knows?) – but, it’s clearly bad enough to change life for the worse.

    Pussy or not, I’ll just wear a mask for awhile in hopes it helps the situation. It’s not going to hurt.

  • Frank
    July 22, 2020 at 9:41 am

    What a twat

    • Crystal Laviolette
      Frank Is Right
      July 24, 2020 at 4:49 am

      Frank, i like you. You are completely right. Suck it up, wear your mask and let’s get back to how it used to be! Seems so simple, right?

    • A relative of this ass wipe
      March 7, 2021 at 2:17 pm

      Sad thing is this mofo is my grandpa and he has like 3 family’s that don’t know about eachother I hope this sad sack of shit burns in hell for what he put my grandma my mother and my aunt rip through

  • Agent 99
    July 22, 2020 at 9:04 am

    LOL! The loser deleted all his identifiable photos from his FB page. BTW, he replaced it with a random picture of some dog he knows.

  • Disco Inferno
    July 22, 2020 at 5:42 am

    His mustache isn’t the only place where he favors Grecian Formula.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    July 21, 2020 at 10:49 pm

    Someone call will smiff and Tommy lee Jones because that dude is a skin suit

  • Norm
    July 21, 2020 at 10:40 pm

    A detailed report. Right. I’m sure they’ll get right on it, they might even assign a couple more caseworkers. They got them working in shifts. It’s not at all like every government workers has been on a paid vacation since March.

  • North of the Border
    July 21, 2020 at 9:42 pm

    Dear Bobby,
    First you show me the candy, then I get in the van.
    I’m not stupid.

  • Peter Dautel
    Pole Smokah
    July 21, 2020 at 9:37 pm

    No doubt this guys smoked the White Owl a couple two tree times….

  • Snarky Pete
    July 21, 2020 at 8:03 pm

    I loved him in Weekend At Bernie’s

  • Sensei
    July 21, 2020 at 7:46 pm

    Bobby has a nice chin
    Perfect for some big lawn jockey to rest his balls on

  • Clancy
    July 21, 2020 at 6:55 pm

    Bobby Bobby Bobby
    Tsk tsk
    The next time you have your picture taken you need to clean your negroe boyfriends cum outta your moustache there shithead

  • Joe from Mass.
    July 21, 2020 at 6:39 pm

    He must want some Karen pussy.

  • Philip Landry
    Al Gore's covid mask patrol
    July 21, 2020 at 6:34 pm

    Using personal protection as “community protection” is not only scientifically deficient, it flips the intent on its head like all Democrat Socialist Globalist social control. The real selfish people are those who think the majority need to bow to the very few who are succeptible.

  • Ratchet Patrol
    July 21, 2020 at 6:21 pm

    If kiddie porn had face

  • whatevuh
    whatevuh
    July 21, 2020 at 6:15 pm

    you breathe out CO2, not all of it goes through your shitty made in China mask, here’s for all the morons still wearing masks:

    what damage can breathing in CO2 do to you:

    A high concentration can displace oxygen in the air. If less oxygen is available to breathe, symptoms such as rapid breathing, rapid heart rate, clumsiness, emotional upsets and fatigue can result. As less oxygen becomes available, nausea and vomiting, collapse, convulsions, coma and death can occur.

    Keep wearing your masks, idiots !

  • Groucho Marx
    July 21, 2020 at 5:54 pm

    Betcha that ‘stache comes off with the nose & glasses!?

  • Chet Manley
    July 21, 2020 at 5:20 pm

    This fucking cunt is gonna pull that shit with the wrong motherfucker and he is going to pay a very dear price for his stupidity. He should be more worried about a serious fucking ass whooping than he should with the chinese fuck flu because this type of behavior is going to earn him some serious pain.

  • Liberalism is a Disease
    July 21, 2020 at 5:20 pm

    Trump’s gonna issue a national mandate for masks soon, unfortunately.

  • Fat Girl Titties
    July 21, 2020 at 5:07 pm

    Oh that’s the peace sign he’s flashing? I thought he was saying what age he likes his little boys and how long it takes to assault them.

  • Guinea Geisha
    July 21, 2020 at 5:05 pm

    If your underwear can’t save you from a fart… how’s a mask gonna save you from the Covid?

  • D.B. Cooper
    July 21, 2020 at 5:03 pm

    One of the things I miss from the past is the old saying: “snitches get stitches”
    What an ass clown

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    July 21, 2020 at 4:54 pm

    Yeah, he didn’t report shit. He’s a bluffer. He’s also a huge asshole. His neighbors must hate this fucking asshole. Now anyplace in town he orders food from, or stands in line for will have at least one dose of spit in it. You don’t fucking post shit about places in town that you frequent. Can you be any stupider?

  • Woodsie says go fuck your mother
    July 21, 2020 at 4:33 pm

    As soon as this is over are they going to start crying about global warming? If so why are so afraid of a little population control.
    Either way I’ll were a mask but fuck if I care if you dont.

  • Ron Jeremy got a haircut and moved to Massachusetts
    July 21, 2020 at 4:32 pm

    Ron Jeremy got a haircut and moved to Massachusetts? I know Ron likes SNATCH, I didn’t know he also liked SNITCH.

  • Pete O'Fyill
    July 21, 2020 at 4:24 pm

    Nice look you got there, Bob. Have you ever tried hanging around outside of a Grade School one morning with a bag of candy bars?

  • Boston Irish
    Fenway Frank
    July 21, 2020 at 4:13 pm

    Great comments! This guy needs to go underground. Homos are emotional

  • North of the Border
    July 21, 2020 at 4:11 pm

    Yo Bobby! Ever wondered why everyone wants you to go play in traffic?

    Now you know.

  • SupportJoe
    July 21, 2020 at 4:10 pm

    That poor shop owner lost his wife way too young fairly recently. He does not need to take shit from this skinner.
    Give thar fuck hell with the dox info on this thread.

  • Stud 4 Hire
    July 21, 2020 at 4:08 pm

    Cuntardo is a hen pecked, impotent loser who can’t satisfy any woman. He compensates by being the mayor of his own little fiefdom. Hits close to home, eh Robert?

  • My names is Robert the Rat
    July 21, 2020 at 4:05 pm

    Robert the RAT lives at 17 Cannon Hill Road Extension. 01834—1826 in the Bradford neighborhood of Groveland ma. his phone number is (978)–887-9705. It would be a shame if people called his house at all hours of the night expelling their anger at him for being a fucking sniveling little RAT.
    It would also be a shame if people posted his info on the interwebs and called him out for being a child molesting RACIST. I would hate to see Joggers from Burn Loot Murder show up at his dwelling and bang pots and pans, shot off fire works and spray paint his house!

    It would also be a shame if the police did not show up after the joggers kick in his doors and terrorize him. Hes snitching about people not wearing masks. That leads me to believe hes also a defund the police type ofgui. we all knows what those types of gui’s are like!

    • Lou P
      Robert Rat
      July 21, 2020 at 5:53 pm

      I would also try his mobile phone (603) 289-1999.

    • Chris Tranos
      July 22, 2020 at 10:57 am

      Bradford is a sub section of Haverhill where closet Nazis like this pillow biter live

  • Mr. Leahy
    July 21, 2020 at 4:05 pm

    Who are these grown men taking selfies and putting them on Facebook? What are you, a 15 year old girl?

    Here’s me outside, here’s me inside, here’s me holding up the peace sign, what the actual fuck?

  • hartf811
    Downtown
    July 21, 2020 at 4:03 pm

    First Skippy, Are you Channel 5’s Maria Sepapopolous’s father?

    Friendly’s has $2.99 half gallons at Market Basket, Mario Cart boy. Clearly you can’t get ice cream out in public with other functioning adults.

    PS: The mustache makes your aardvark proboscis look bigger. The fur may hide your upper lip balls but that beak could pick a dime off a wet mirror. Just like Maria.

  • Anyone over 16
    July 21, 2020 at 3:54 pm

    That flashes the peace sign in a picture is a fucking pillow biting faggot. This guy has to be the grand poobah of the New England chapter of NAMBLA. He should put a plastic bag over his head and duck tape it around his neck to create a seal, that will prevent him from getting the kung flu.

  • I saw Robert Jerking Off outside the ice cream stand
    July 21, 2020 at 3:50 pm

    If you would include his phone number, address, and employer, we could easily fuck this shit bag over in short order.

    • Hey person who saw Robert the Rat Jerking off
      July 21, 2020 at 4:10 pm

      Please see above!

  • CreepCatcher
    July 21, 2020 at 3:40 pm

    This guy is DEFINITELY a diddler/cocksucker.

  • Pee Wee Herman
    July 21, 2020 at 3:33 pm

    Bob’s a great guy, we used to go to the movies together.

    • Charlie Baker
      July 21, 2020 at 3:46 pm

      I miss the Paris Cinema

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        A Gay
        July 21, 2020 at 4:03 pm

        Because he’s a faggot.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Liawatha
    July 21, 2020 at 3:23 pm

    I stand with Robert Contardo Jr. All you mayo dripping saltines need to wear your masks at all times! Period! Only people of color and peaceful rioters are exempt! Keep up the great work Robert!

  • Jjm
    July 21, 2020 at 3:18 pm

    What do you call a Karen with XY chromosome?

    • This...
      July 21, 2020 at 3:22 pm

      Robert Cunt-Hardo

    • KimberlyS
      KJDS
      July 21, 2020 at 3:24 pm

      A Todd.

  • Eric Wunschel
    Oscar Frederick
    July 21, 2020 at 3:14 pm

    A face like that looks better with a Mossberg in the mouth.

  • Corona Law Associates
    July 21, 2020 at 3:14 pm

    Retardo Contardo he’s got that sweaty perv look is he a male nurse?

  • Raw Dog
    July 21, 2020 at 3:11 pm

    He would be safer if he put a trash bag over his head. What a fucking loser. Nice dyer job on you hair you Union Reject.

  • Hugh Mungous
    July 21, 2020 at 3:08 pm

    The Vegas line is off the board on whether this cocksucker has touched little boys. There’s no doubt he was a Scoutmaster…

    • poopship14
      Boognish was rising up from the mist
      July 21, 2020 at 3:39 pm

      He definitely has a pedo-stash and pedo-smile. I am betting on kid diddler…..

  • It's Easy
    July 21, 2020 at 3:06 pm

    How about Wear A Fucking Mask.

    • Yes you're right it is eit's easy for you to be a faggotttttt easy
      July 21, 2020 at 3:40 pm

      How about you go and suck more cock and keep your mask shoved in your ass while you’re at it. You say protects you from covidaids and we wouldn’t want you catching covidaids in your ass you degenerate sodomite! Or how about you man the fuck up and make one of us? o that’s right you cant, your thing of a wife keeps your balls in her period Panty drawer and only let’s you play with them when it gets out the 22″ black dildo. Ya fucking beta mangina cuck.

    • Eric Wunschel
      Dad
      July 21, 2020 at 4:43 pm

      Not as easy as your mom

    • Bug-eyed Lightfoot
      July 21, 2020 at 10:19 pm

      Fuck off you turd burglar

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