Turtleboy Investigates

Corrupt Hack John Dolan Looking To Unseat Qualified Woman In Order To Double Dip On Pension Skips Forum Due To Catching COVID But Campaigns With Worcester Mayor On Same Day


was With the upcoming election in less than two weeks a lot of people are obviously talking about Biden vs. Trump. Nobody is talking about Worcester County Register of Probate, because quite frankly nobody cares or knows what that even is. This job is basically to oversee the administrative aspects of our courts, including processing paperwork for estates, divorces, adoptions, and child custody cases. Sexy stuff, for sure. But this particular race is an interesting story involving lies, COVID, and corruption.

Republican incumbent Stephanie Fattman, the wife of vocal law enforcement supporter State Senator Ryan Fattman, ran for this position in 2014 at the age of 26, and it was widely assumed she would lose.

But due to a massive get out the vote campaign she defeated well known Worcester Attorney Stephen Abraham, and people were pissed. Since then you’ve never heard a thing about her, because nobody cares about the Worcester County Register of Probate, so long as it doesn’t burn to the ground.

The position is a 6 year term, and Fattman had two challengers from the democratic side. Katia Wennerberg is a probate lawyer who threw her hat in the ring after her friend John Dolan encouraged her to do so. Dolan happened to be one of the employees Fattman inherited when she took office. He’s also an opportunistic man who seemingly only looks out for his best interests. For instance, he was a registered democrat until 2014, and according to OCPF records he donated to entrenched politicians such as Jim O’Day, Dan Donahue, Tim Murray, Deval Patrick, and even disgraced convicted criminal Sal DiMasi.

But in 2014, the year Fattman and her husband Ryan were elected, he suddenly decided that he was a Republican, and began donating to Republican politicians including disgraced mentally unstable former City Councillor Michael Gaffney, Jennifer Caisse, State Rep Kim Ferguson, Charlie Baker, Karyn Polito, Sheriff Lew Evangilidis, and Senate candidate Geoff Diehl. But the politicians that he and his wife gave more money to than anyone were Ryan and Stephanie Fattman, who received $1,850 and $4,000 in total campaign contributions respectively.

This happened to coincide with the fact that Stephanie Fattman was now his boss, and according to him, “I did what I did to keep my job.”

So obviously then he is a man of integrity.

In 2018 Dolan decided that four years of kissing his bosses ass and being a Republican was enough time put in to switch back to being a Democrat that year. However, despite urging his “friend” Wennerberg to take out papers and run against Fattman, he decided to jump in and challenge her in a democratic primary this year, much to her dismay.

“I was dumbfounded,” she said.

Dolan runs his campaign like Joe Biden – he hides as much as possible and rarely speaks, because he is a slovenly looking man who is bound to say stupid things.

In August, while running against Wennerberg in the Democratic primary, Dolan was to attend a virtual debate, but backed away because he claimed to be recovering from surgery for “dizziness.”

Apparently surgeries fix dizziness now.

However, his health issues were not grave enough to keep him from virtue signaling at black lives matter super spreader protests in Worcester.

He cares.

Dolan’s strategy worked though, as he defeated Wennerberg with 53% of the vote on September 1. Since then the entrenched Worcester attorney with quite possibly the most Irish Catholic Democratic Worcester name possible, has been endorsed by entrenched Democratic politicians, attorneys, and former judges galore. For instance, real world bumper car driver and State Senator Harriette Chandler has endorsed her long time friend.

Clinton State Rep Harold Naughton, who betrayed law enforcement official by voting to defund the police and end qualified immunity, believes that this disheveled elderly man should replace a 32 year old woman credited with returning $5 million in abandoned escrow accounts to rightful owners and creating an adoption program.

Also endorsing him is Worcester School Committee member Molly McCullough, who has voted to continue the racist practice of keeping the Worcester Public Schools closed, despite going on vacation this summer with her teacher’s union hack friend Jocelyn Coughlin, where they partied in close quarters without masks on.

Speaking of COVID, John Dolan frequently posts about this very dangerous virus that is a threat to people like him on Facebook.

But much like Molly McCullough he does not practice what he preaches, and on the rare occasions he is seen in public he almost never has a mask on.

On Saturday October 17, the town of Oxford had a virtual forum for political candidates and John Dolan was invited. However, despite the fact that it was virtual Dolan said he could not attend because he was sick and sent Harriette Chandler in his place, because God forbid he speak publicly. According to Chandler his illness was COVID, and a specific question she was asked was if he’d be able to do the job considering he has a pattern of not attending events due to sickness.

Shocking that Harriette Chandler, who has big plans for her upcoming 100th birthday bash, cannot park in between straight lines, and illegally uses handicapped spots despite not being handicapped, would think that someone as sick as John Dolan could still perform a job that pays $150K a year.

However, on the same day that Dolan was sick with COVID and could not attend a virtual forum, he was out in Worcester at a standout with Mayor Joe Petty and supporters of Jim McGovern.

Keep in mind, Joe Biden cancelled a debate with President Trump due to the fact that Trump had COVID. According to Charlie Baker’s edict, anyone with a positive COVID test must self-quarantine for two weeks, as must anyone who comes in contact with them. Either Mayor Petty and John Dolan are violating this order, or John Dolan is lying and is too much of a political liability to participate in a virtual forum.

A commenter did ask about this on Dolan’s campaign Facebook page, but it was removed immediately.

Dolan is either a bald faced liar, or is intentionally spreading a deadly virus responsible for killing over 200K Americans so he can win an election. Feel free to post this link on his Facebook page and see how quickly your comment gets erased.

Normally a candidate this weak would have no shot at taking down an incumbent. But this is a Presidential election year and Stephanie Fattman is a Republican. Voters for Biden are likely to vote for Democrats down the entire ballot, and since Biden will win Worcester County easily this is a huge advantage for Dolan (even though he was a Republican less than 2 years ago). For that reason his campaign has intentionally latched itself to established well known Democratic incumbents like Congressman Jim McGovern.

Why would someone in Dolan’s condition even want this job? Simple – so he can double dip by collecting his pension and the $150K salary for Register of Probate. The McGovern Crime Family seeks a complete monopoly on every elected position in Worcester County, and the fact that this one position is held by a Republican woman is unacceptable. Instead of endorsing a younger, more qualified Democrat in Wennerberg, they got behind an old decrepit white man because they know a name on a ballot like John Dolan will do better than a name like Katia Wennerberg.

But the fact of the matter is that John Dolan is a crooked, corrupt hack who Chandler, McGovern, and others are propping up. He’s clearly not well, and they want this job so they can continue using the courts as a cash cow for their friends and family. Stephanie Fattman is too young, too Republican, and too much of a reformer for their liking. I strongly urge anyone interested in rooting out corruption to like Stephanie’s Facebook page, and vote for her in 12 days if you live in Worcester County.



48 Comment(s)
  • Maurice Petty
    November 4, 2020 at 9:10 am

    Had it not been for this article I would have voted for Dolan . Thanks Turtle Boy for printing the truth that the main stream media won’t . Someone mentioned you on the Hank Stoltz show this morning on WCRN and linked you to this story . You may very well have cost him the elections.

  • Chris
    October 24, 2020 at 5:24 pm

    King Charlie sent a flyer to my house today asking my family to vote for Mrs. Fattman. And my elderly parents are still going to pull the never for Jack Dolan despite he never sent us a flyer, and they’re still Ds! I voted for Mrs. Fattman six years ago, and will do so again! One of the few good things that Charlie actually has done in 2020!

  • Jack
    Time travellers
    October 23, 2020 at 7:03 pm

    The seasoned hacks mostly all look and act the same. Reminding of a generation or more ago!

  • Readerrider
    October 23, 2020 at 2:03 am

    Love Turtleboy but this is terrible.. I wish you would’ve done the story on Mrs Fattman. Sure Wennerberg would have been the best choice but no no no to Fattman. Her campaign against Abraham was all about him never being in the office and she would be there daily as the face of the Registry… she is never there. Ever. Floats in and out for campaign pictures and Facebook updates- that’s it. She continually takes PAID leaves of absence… to study for the BAR, to have three! Children ( three separate lengthly leaves) and her campaign has been full of misrepresentations. Started the adoption program? Are they kidding? It has existed for decades in that court! Returned missing money? – They are “leave to deposit accounts” its not taxpayers or state funds— they were accounts that existed so if Grandma wanted to leave you 10k when she died and you were 5 years old she or the estate could put the money in these accounts ( held in Commerce Bank, earning interest, not held by the Registry) and designated that you weren’t able to withdraw the funds until you were 18, 23, 30 etc.
    The claims about opening satellite offices— they existed decades ago too! It was decided along the way to pull the sessions ( ex Fitchburg) because the volume of cases from those areas were very low. Such misrepresentations in her campaign literature- cannot imagine how much she $ went into all those ads.

    If you don’t want to vote for Dolan .. that s fine- leave it blank or do a write in .. don’t let her get votes just because you want to vote up the party line. She’s a disgrace with all her self promotion- constantly posting on social media – “look I donated…”, “look at me out in the community….l” ( ever notice how many community events / outreach programs are during the workday?)
    And that’ ridiculous RV with their faces on it… oye.

    • Susan B. Anthony
      October 23, 2020 at 6:31 pm

      All women must be punished for reproducing while trying to have a career! How dare she have children and take paid leave to tend to her newborns! Terrible! This is why men should work and women should just stay at home with the children. Men don’t get pregnant and have these issues so we should just go back in time when women have zero rights and it will solve all the problems.

      Screw the fact that Dolans biggest supporter Senator Harriette Chandler has been the biggest proponent of paid maternity leave since the 2000’s.

      Come on fellow Dolan supporters!! Let’s continue the great work of shitting on women’s rights and pushing for inequality in the workplace! Keep it up!

    • Chris
      October 24, 2020 at 5:30 pm

      Actually, Abraham lost because he illegally used the state seal for promotional use…go look it up. The main reason I voted against him.

  • Jeff Epstein
    October 22, 2020 at 3:29 pm

    Looks like the comments on Dolans FB are disappearing faster than enemies of the Clintons.

  • Stating Facts
    October 22, 2020 at 3:10 pm

    Also, you guys do know that John Dolan isn’t even a lawyer… he ATTENDED Bentley College undergrad. What a fraud.

  • Judge dread
    October 22, 2020 at 12:55 pm

    These are the three words that should NEVER EVER be used in context: sexually inappropriate niece

    Maybe throw naked, face time, and crack smoking in there as well.

    You know what the dems have been smearing DJT for years. The whole pee pee gate and Russsia gate thing, saying that he was urinated on by hookers and pissed on the bed in Moscow because Obama slept in it. That giant massive media run operation was disgusting. The conservatives and republicans have been way to tolerant.


    • Dropout Dolan
      October 22, 2020 at 3:03 pm

      The only mistake in this article is calling John Dolan an attorney. He’s not.

  • capone181
    Charlie Chan
    October 22, 2020 at 12:04 pm

    Mrs. Fattman your pleasure is my priority, I’m voting for you.

  • capone181
    A Registered Voter
    October 22, 2020 at 11:56 am

    I’m going to rise to the occasion and vote for Fattman.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    October 22, 2020 at 11:51 am

    I’m voting for Mr. & Mrs. Fattman.

    My name in Lee Ho, and I approve this message.

  • Fatty in My Trousers for Mrs. Fattman
    October 22, 2020 at 11:38 am

    That register of probate is HOT, which is reason enough to vote for her unless you are a ka-weeeeee-ah!

    • Standing firm for lady Fattman
      October 22, 2020 at 11:51 am

      Agreed. She can cross examine my man business any day.

  • Vote for the MILF
    October 22, 2020 at 11:34 am

    Many Liberals literally support criminals. Vote for the MILF. She’s not a life long politician. She’s doing a good job in her office so far , no scandals. And she’s quite the looker. Is there even a valid reason to vote for an old dried up asshole liberal when this state is already full of liberal assholes?

  • Tennessee Boons In Action
    October 22, 2020 at 10:56 am

    Deputies responded to an unusual call last week regarding a problem that’s become too familiar to residents of one small town Tennessee neighborhood: monkey attacks.

  • Judge dread
    October 22, 2020 at 10:42 am

    As posted on Citizen Free Press:

    Explicit Photos of Minor in Hunter Biden’s Laptop Were of Niece

    Approximately one third of the explicit photos of minors in Hunter Biden’s laptop were of the same 14 year-old girl — who is one of his relatives. Rudy Giuliani broke the story yesterday and also shared a text message exchange between Hunter and what he believes to be his father.

    “She told my therapist that I was sexually inappropriate with [redacted] when she says that I face time naked with her and the reason I can’t have her out to see me is because I’ll walk around naked smoking crack [and talking to] girls on face time,” Hunter says in the exchange. ”When she was pressed she said that [redacted] never said anything like that but the bottom line is that I created and caused a very unsafe environment for the kids.”

    • The Nuge
      October 22, 2020 at 10:52 am


  • COVID-19
    October 22, 2020 at 10:15 am

    Harriet Chandler is sending in her response to this post via mail.

    • Dolans Pimp Cane
      October 22, 2020 at 10:19 am

      Hey John Dolan’s pimp cane here!

      Let’s play a game ‘where’s John Dolan?’

      Go to John’s profile and look at his recent photos of him hiding behind signs…but worry not! Pimp cane is on full display for your enjoyment.

  • Revolutionary Taint
    October 22, 2020 at 10:05 am

    Republicans are just happy to hold any office and are weak and feckless.

    The Democratic party has a stranglehold on the state and acts with impunity.

    Bring back common sense…Vote. Them. Out!

  • Local Real Local
    October 22, 2020 at 9:58 am

    TB – you got it wrong this time. See those three children? She received medical and paid leave for all three and her law school student loans were on the backs of Worcester County residents. Also, what woman in the initial years of working has had THREE leaves? Most women must choose one or the other, but because of the job she gets both.
    Also, the secret is out: she hired less experienced administrative clerks who were attached to either hers or her husbands campaign, solely because she took advantage of the spoil system.
    Where was the change that was coming? Before COVID, there would be rows of pro se’s sitting in the back of each courtroom waiting to have their case heard. Rather than take the opportunity to access the local bar voluntarily to move these cases and free up the judges, she did nothing AND kept business as usual. You have people sitting all day to hear their cases.
    Now, with the COVID problem these judges are on paid furlough and frankly its bullshit. They are not hearing the same volume of cases as before and now with Zoom/teleconferencing whats the fucking excuse to not move these files through the process. If all documents (supposed to be) uploaded and scanned, then why cant the judges see these files remotely and start putting the Court back on track. Its like laziness and systemic ignorance got together, fucked and produced a fattman register.
    As the representative for the executive branch it is her job to get everyone back to fucking work. Stop the slower business as usual, because COVID! But its too late, I am a Republican and Im voting for Johnny Dolan. A man with over 30 years experience, who worked the front counter every God-damn day. I never had a question go unanswered and I never had to question his judgment. She wouldnt know a statute from a canoli. How many cases has she tried? How many clients has she handled? How many days did she work the front counter? The answer is none to all.

    • Not today Satan
      October 22, 2020 at 10:03 am

      Oh look Dolans classy daughter has arrived. Cleaning up his messes and his diapers all day.

    • TL;DR
      October 22, 2020 at 10:07 am


    • A Mother
      October 22, 2020 at 10:08 am

      Hi Dolans Daughter! Welcome.

      Nice to know people hate mothers.

      A Mother

    • Karen
      October 22, 2020 at 11:58 am

      Sorry it took me so long to get to this piece.

      I had lots of managers to talk to today.

  • randiguy2006
    What about...
    October 22, 2020 at 9:58 am

    Speaking of double dipping. Its pretty much and open secret that Fatmann is a pole smoker.

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Except he’s married.

  • randiguy2006
    October 22, 2020 at 9:52 am

    Yeah cuz Fattman’s little trophy wife is soooooooooo qualified.

    “He’s also an opportunistic man who seemingly only looks out for his best interests.” Pretty much describes everyone on the planet.

    • John Dol-scam
      October 22, 2020 at 9:57 am

      Trophy? Lol you do realize she actually more qualified than her husband! She’s a lawyer.

      • Underwear Drawer
        October 22, 2020 at 3:30 pm

        Im not a real lawyer, I only passed the bar. I wouldnt know my queef from hubby’s dick.

  • capone181
    October 22, 2020 at 9:38 am

    Dolan you dishonorable dirt bag.

    Don’t make me come down there.

  • Rockets Redglare
    October 22, 2020 at 9:06 am

    150 K a year pension. Tax free no less. Public sector pensions are tax free. What’s his three pension haul? His opponent should hammer this point home…

  • Its not gunplay. IT IS BLACKS BEING VIOLENT
    October 22, 2020 at 9:03 am

    Chimp shot dead in Jamaica Plain as pandemic gunplay in Boston keeps climbing
    Fatal shootings in Boston rise during pandemic, BPD statistics show

    Police are seeking the public’s help in solving the shooting death of a chimp in his 40s found mortally wounded Wednesday night in Jamaica Plain as gunplay during the pandemic keeps climbing.

  • Jack
    Move on
    October 22, 2020 at 8:49 am

    Time to retire, long overdue.

  • My Name Is Marty And I Am An Alcoholic
    October 22, 2020 at 8:45 am

    No mask $500 fine
    No pink panties $1000 fine
    No dildo up the azz $1500 fine
    Failure to stay in your own home while wearing all 3 and not in the fetal position $2,500 fine
    You will obey my “science” or face my wrath.
    Don’t make me do this or I

    • King Charlie Faker
      October 22, 2020 at 11:40 am

      Marty. This is King Charlie Faker. Do you keep your dildo shoved up your ass when you visit the liquor stores I left open for you during the pandemic? Does it feel good? Asking for my fag brother. He wanted to know.

      • Gropey
        October 22, 2020 at 1:59 pm

        Thats my storage place to bypass TSA at airports.
        Then I whip it out on unsuspecting females on a plane.

  • Keep The Woo Dirty
    October 22, 2020 at 7:06 am

    Efficiency is the enemy of bureaucracy, patronage, and corruption. Fattman has to go.

  • Jack
    October 22, 2020 at 7:01 am

    Old hacks never disappear. Reminding of Mariano & his dealings for decades. Some things never change!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    October 22, 2020 at 6:42 am

    Just don’t vote for anyone with a D after their name. They are dishonest, conniving liars. They are the party of hate, intolerance and slander. Their concern is not that of the electorate but of their own self-interest and that of their corrupt cronies.

  • Massholio
    October 22, 2020 at 6:38 am

    Just remember Malden courthouse juror parking is NOT FREE. It’s $7, and they only take cash. They will not give you a receipt. Wonder who is receiving all this cash? Me too! Fucking crooks. This place is way worse than even Italy.

  • moober
    October 22, 2020 at 6:03 am

    This fucking guy. What a face. He looks like some fucking angry garden gnome. He would make a good meme.

  • Eddie
    October 22, 2020 at 6:02 am

    What a bunch of pigs. All of them suck. And those pictures of them out at shithole Hampton.The Rivera of white trash assholes everywhere. Is that your yearly vacation? They are all fat fucks who should seriously start considering salads.

  • Guinea Geisha
    October 22, 2020 at 1:52 am

    Wow two imposters, I feel special!

  • Guinea Geisha
    October 22, 2020 at 1:47 am

    Double dip the check? That’s like putting your whole mouth right around my cock.

  • Guinea Geisha
    October 22, 2020 at 1:28 am

    Double dip the check? That’s like putting your whole mouth right around the grift.

  • Sleepy Joe Biden
    October 22, 2020 at 12:42 am

    I’d like to order the Surf & Turf please….
    Then a very long nap…..

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