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Cougar King Jason Collier Placed On Leave By Stinnett Police Department After More Women Come Forward Claiming To Be Mistresses

 

Yesterday’s blog on Stinnett, TX Police Chief Jason Collier, who got caught cheating on his wife after at least 3 women he proposed to found each other on Facebook, briefly shut down the website due to the abnormally high traffic volume. The blog is easily the most widely read in TB history, and will likely cross 1 million page views today. But since the blog’s publication even more information has come out on Collier. Read about it on TB Daily News by clicking here

 

 

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42 Comment(s)
  • Casey Anthony
    February 1, 2021 at 9:20 pm

    Lesson learned here ladies: never trust a guy with a fupa.

  • I’dhitthat
    January 30, 2021 at 8:23 am

    I’ll be his next girlfriend, he must be swinging a great bat.

  • I'm shocked!
    January 29, 2021 at 2:58 pm

    Copes cheat on their wives?

    ALERT THE MEDIA!!!!!

  • JimmyDontCare
    January 29, 2021 at 12:59 pm

    The dude certainly seems to have a type – 5’s well past their prime, loaded with baggage, and desperately short on prospects. Chief doesn’t need to be hung like a horse. Being able to get it hard without a pill would seem to distinguish him from these chics’ other “best options.”

  • dough bro
    January 29, 2021 at 9:56 am

    Can’t envy the guy for having a horse cock. With all the long distance love affairs, maybe he’s trying to start a new race?!?

  • Poops Magee
    January 29, 2021 at 8:14 am

    Bowls and buckets of feces!
    PILES of human bowel movement!
    Gallons of urine and pee pee piss.
    The instructions are to Fear the Turtle!

    Ohhhhhh, Fear the Turtle, the Turtle is Lord.
    FEAR HIM! FEAR HIM! FEAR HIM! FEAR HIM!

    • Dr. Jackavorkian
      January 29, 2021 at 9:59 am

      The new Kool-Aid shots are ready!

  • Theodore Bundy - psychologist
    January 29, 2021 at 7:30 am

    And you guys thought I was fucked up, ha. All I want to know is, was there any rohypnol and gerbils involved?
    Check the woods near his house. He has a few skeletons in his closet!

  • Breaking news
    January 29, 2021 at 7:18 am

    Here is another relevant story tb could have wrote about.
    He didnt so I will.

    This story comes from the great state of Florida not like the rest of us:

    Florida Man Arrested and Charged for Posting 2016 Hillary Clinton Meme, DOJ Calls it ‘Disinformation Campaign’

    It’s amazing to watch the federal government devolve into authoritarian levels of censorship that we typically see from places like the U.K. and China. But when the federal government begins arresting people because of “memes,” it’s time to take notice because “tyranny” is here. Essentially, the feds are moving ahead with punishing the American public in different ways because their pre-approved presidential candidate didn’t win in 2016.

    Florida resident and “conservative journalist” Douglass Mackey, 31, was arrested and charged with “conspiring with others in advance of the 2016 U.S. Presidential Election to use various social media platforms to disseminate misinformation designed to deprive individuals of their constitutional right to vote,” according a Department of Justice (DOJ) press release.

    The simple response is that Mackey didn’t deprive anyone of anything.

    Here’s what the DOJ is reporting about Mackey:

    As alleged in the complaint, between September 2016 and November 2016, in the lead up to the Nov. 8, 2016, U.S. Presidential Election, Mackey conspired with others to use social media platforms, including Twitter, to disseminate fraudulent messages designed to encourage supporters of one of the presidential candidates (the “Candidate”) to “vote” via text message or social media, a legally invalid method of voting.

    For example, on Nov. 1, 2016, Mackey allegedly tweeted an image that featured an African American woman standing in front of an “African Americans for [the Candidate]” sign. The image included the following text: “Avoid the Line. Vote from Home. Text ‘[Candidate’s first name]’ to 59925[.] Vote for [the Candidate] and be a part of history.” The fine print at the bottom of the image stated: “Must be 18 or older to vote. One vote per person. Must be a legal citizen of the United States. Voting by text not available in Guam, Puerto Rico, Alaska or Hawaii. Paid for by [Candidate] for President 2016.”

    The tweet included the typed hashtags “#Go [Candidate]” and another slogan frequently used by the Candidate. On or about and before Election Day 2016, at least 4,900 unique telephone numbers texted “[Candidate’s first name]” or some derivative to the 59925 text number, which was used in multiple deceptive campaign images tweeted by the defendant and his co-conspirators.

    The DOJ did everything they could in this press release to make Mackey sound super scary, but it leaves a couple of questions. So Mackey was arrested because people were stupid enough to believe a meme that told them to text their vote? How is that his fault? Mackey didn’t “deprive” anyone of anything.

    Oh yeah, I almost forgot. You know why they’re really going after Mackey? Because the “Candidate” whose name was redacted by the DOJ was non-other than failed presidential nominee, former senator and former First Lady Hillary Clinton.

    As Fox News host Tucker Carlson said in a segment concerning Mackey on Wednesday evening, “Mockery online is now illegal when it’s aimed at the wrong people. Doug Mackey hurt their feelings, so they put him in jail.”

    Bingo! Everything the current federal government is instructed to do and will continue to do is based on identity politics and to see who can virtue signal the most. Remember those “lists” the left kept talking about after the 2020 presidential election.

    This should scare you, folks. It shouldn’t scare you to the point that you should watch what you say, it should scare you to the point that you have no choice but to keep speaking up and out!

  • Breaking News
    January 29, 2021 at 7:05 am

    Turtleboy could have wrote about this story here, but, because he didn’t, I will.

    In other American News:

    Food Network Winner Charged With Beating Her 3-Year-Old Daughter to Death Weeks After Posting About Her Kids’ ‘White Privilege’

    Ariel Robinson, a former Food Network reality show winner and Black Lives Matter supporter, was charged this week with allegedly beating her three-year-old daughter to death, shortly after posting that some of her children had “white privilege.”

    Ariel Robinson, 29, and her husband, Jerry Robinson, 34, have been charged with killing their adopted daughter, Victoria Smith. The warrant for the couple’s arrest said the little girl had died of a “series of blunt force injuries.”

    The little girl had appeared in numerous photos posted by Robinson on social media, including one in which she said she and her daughter “go together like ketchup and mustard!”

    We go together like ketchup & MUSTARD! #MiniMe

    Being a girl mom is awesome! #MondayThoughts pic.twitter.com/ZCYCdYAkb3

    — Ari- People Lover ✊✊✊✊✊ (@arifunnycomedy) January 11, 2021

    The posts of her daughter are interspersed with others in which Robinson accused Trump supporters of being white supremacists and expressed open support for Black Lives Matter. Several weeks ago, Robinson went on a diatribe detailing that although she loved her children equally, her adopted white children had “white privilege” over her black children.

    “In my house, my black children get treated the same as my white children, and my white children get treated the same as my black children. It’s a shame that when they go out into the real world, that won’t be the case,” Robinson tweeted, along with the hashtag, “#whiteprivilege.”

    “I’m a Mama Bear, & I’ll do anything to protect my children & make sure their futures are equally bright bc they have the same opportunities & are treated as equals the way God made them. There should be no #whiteprivilege only American privilege,” she added, along with a photo of her two black sons and her two white ones.

    A former middle school teacher, Robinson was the winner of Season 20 of Food Network’s “Worst Cooks in America,” which the network has already pulled from streaming platforms following her arrest. Robinson was also filmed doing a stand-up comedy routine joking about child abuse, ironically during the time which she was trying to adopt her daughter.

  • Ozzy
    January 29, 2021 at 12:33 am

    Who cares. He’s an asswipe. We reap what we sow.

  • Drunk Skunk
    January 28, 2021 at 10:22 pm

    A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

  • Guinea Geisha
    January 28, 2021 at 9:50 pm

    Right now, his women’s legs are like his favorite pub after last call. He’s gonna have to beat it cuz they’re closed.

  • DLFP
    January 28, 2021 at 9:34 pm

    Shit!! where is this place, these Boston snobs won’t give me the time of day! Sounds like the ladies there are abundant and good to go.

  • Fish In The Ocean Dont Want Your Masks
    January 28, 2021 at 8:44 pm

    There are way too many straws.
    Now double up on your useless masks for a greener environment.

    • O my, how far we have fallen
      January 29, 2021 at 7:08 am

      You cant have plastic straws wrapped in paper but you can have paper straws wrapped in plastic.

  • Bret Killoran
    January 28, 2021 at 7:05 pm

    I got a lot of fuckin irons in the fuckin fire too. They’re all fuckin dudes though.

  • Commissioner Gross
    January 28, 2021 at 6:45 pm

    Fuck this place!

  • James Carville
    January 28, 2021 at 6:17 pm

    Drag $100 Bill through a trailer camp and there’s no telling what you will find

    • Correction
      January 30, 2021 at 9:15 pm

      It was a $1 bill.

  • The Mangy Coyote of Tacoma Street
    January 28, 2021 at 6:07 pm

    Who is delivering the Mail?

  • Ron Jeremy
    January 28, 2021 at 6:05 pm

    He may be throwing me off the throne for the number of broads I’ve given the bologna baton to.

  • Portnoy says buy DOGE
    January 28, 2021 at 5:54 pm

    These dirty rat prick fucks think they can shut us out of GME okay fuck you we’ll make DOGE go to $1.00

  • The Wolf Of Every Street
    January 28, 2021 at 5:39 pm

    This guy is awesome and a stud.

    In his spare time he trades GME and beats up on the bergs of Wall Street hedgie world.

    He is an everyman who owns it and doesnt let a piece of pus tell him what to do. The guy is a total winner.

    • /wallstreetbets
      January 29, 2021 at 8:23 am

      Speaking of GME… I told everyone to buy it Monday night and got downvoted hahahahaahahahahha faggots

      • Thomas Tusser
        January 29, 2021 at 9:43 am

        “A fool and his money is soon parted.”
        You guys ‘sticking it to the man’ are going to need to find buyers at some point.
        And when the knife falls, you wont be able to catch it. Cant wait to see the poor schlub outed that starts the cratering sell off. The butthurt Redditt mob will be merciless.
        “Why does a tulip cost so much? It is only a tulip”

      • Stock Market and USD Are A House of Cards
        January 29, 2021 at 10:23 am

        Bravo to the little guys who stole from the berg thieves on inflated stock that’s not worth more than the book value of $5 per share.
        That being said. The government is coming after you for collussion because unbeknownst to GME traders, they exposed a problem with not only that one stock GME but also a problem for the Stock Market as a whole and that is Leverage. The whole market is a fragile house of cards.

        There was a berg on tv crying saying these guys have no clue what they have done. They are putting companies out of business.
        When in fact he is probably shitting his pants because he is overleveraged and could lose alot from his own actions. Hell in 08 I think the market was leveraged 400-600 percent and our government allowed it. How many times the market value do you think we are leveraged today. These bergs dont create value they destroy and they make billions doing it.
        This is fucking awesome and scary at the same time for the next impending market crash will be the scariest of all time and set off a global depression .
        The scary thing is we are worse off than 2008. There is so much leveraged betting going on it is scary. Just like our government printing fake money now because America is overleveraged.
        Eventually the depression will be bad. All these great reset billionaire fucks created this

        This is way bigger than one or two company trades. These bergs are leveraged 20 to 30 times the market value of the entire market.

        Even yellen knows this which is why one of the hedge funds you schooled payed her 800k for a recent speech.. Biden just appointed disgraced fbi agent peter strokz wife as head of S.E.C.

        Securities and Exchange commission regulate the entire market. His wife is an inside figurehead who will do what she is told by the left. These hedge funds back dirty dems and pass some of the ill gotton gains into democrat coffers. I pity some enthusiastic wide eyed kid fresh out of college analyzing this shit and bringing it to her after he uncovers fraud. Then the kid gets fired and its dirty business as usual.
        Government is corrupt
        2020 wasnt bad just wait.

        Most of the leveraged trades. Are naked. The people cant cover them when the margin call comes. Look at gamestop. One hedgefund needed 2 billion to stay afloat. These dirtbags makes 100s of millions of dollars each year. Problem is they are overleveraged so they cant afford when they fuck up on a stock like gamestop because they are also leveraged in their other positions. The government not only knows this but they also encouraged this insane behavior. My psychic powers tell me they will fuck these kids hard with a collusion charge. They dont want the average person to understand just how leveraged up the whole financisl market is. It is a house of cards. Dont watch what people say watch what they do for what they do tells you more about who they are than what they say.
        Look at that hedge fund bergs face when he cries and says these kids are bankrupting the market and going to put companies in bankruptcy. When in reality he is leveraged to the moon and is scared shitless that he has lost it all and his stature in life.
        Also, when bergs make millions forcing a company out and ots workers onto the street this is hailed as brilliant and not manipulation of the stock market and our ecconomy.
        Bravo the little guys beat the bergs and they also copied them and created ZERO value.

  • Old Tom Morris
    January 28, 2021 at 5:32 pm

    Guys’ quite the cocksman

  • MGTOW TURTLE
    January 28, 2021 at 4:54 pm

    Maybe hes a polygamist
    Lots of mormons out in texas
    Either way dudes an idiot
    guess he skipped bible study the day they went over proverbs 21:19 “it is better to live in a desert than with a quarrelsome and nagging wife”
    Or he really likes to punish him self
    I feel bad for the men who’s wahhhmen called the cops and he showed up
    Talk about white knight
    After he arrests some dude on trumped up charges he comes back to take her to dinner while duds rotting in a jail cell for false accusations
    This boy needs MGTOW in his life before he ends up the poor bastard with trumped up charges
    Dudes like this are sickening
    I do kind of understand why he went after other wahhmen did you see the dolphin teeth on the wife plus they look like democrats so who really gives a shit

  • Give me more
    January 28, 2021 at 4:47 pm

    Those meme’s were hilarious!

    People are complaining that you’re blogging about a dude from Texas and not Massachusetts. If you live in Revere and TB does a story about a dude in Holden then what difference does it make? It’s not like we know any of these people. (Hopefully) Keep up the good work, reading about other people’s stupidity and shitty lives is what I come here for. I don’t care if they’re on the space station. The more fucked up, the better.

  • Kristine
    January 28, 2021 at 4:36 pm

    TB, if you join the Facebook group “True Crime Society”, you’ll find a post with hundreds of comments pertaining to Jason Collier. Some are even connecting Collier to a missing woman, though others are saying that this possible rumor has been debunked.

  • Georgia Floydd (she/her)
    January 28, 2021 at 4:04 pm

    Absolutely nothing happening in Massachusetts? WTF!!!!! Here is a suggestion, go to Brockton and give us a follow up on Mary Louise Hill….

  • Lazy Irish
    January 28, 2021 at 3:59 pm

    I’d rather help build a railroad 3000 miles through rain, sleet and snow than try to keep more than one woman happy.

    Trying to juggle several? This poor bastard must love pain.

  • Anthony Fauci
    January 28, 2021 at 3:50 pm

    We should hire this guy, he can perform injections on a large scale.

  • If only blue lives mattered
    January 28, 2021 at 3:41 pm

    Blue lives need help.

  • Do The Reich Thing
    January 28, 2021 at 3:20 pm

    Joe Biden signs executive order reserving the order Trump signed to eliminate the Individual mandate for health insurance which restores the tax penalty for those who do not have health care. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!! Keep on signing those things you senile fuck & try to blame Trump for 15% unemployment this summer.

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    January 28, 2021 at 3:10 pm

    The last of the dick-slingers, love to see it.

  • Goat Roper
    January 28, 2021 at 3:09 pm

    ” The blog is easily the most widely read in TB history ” People must be really dumb. How about a juicy incest story out of Toad Suck Arkansas?

    • Aiden's noose
      January 29, 2021 at 3:38 am

      Amen, Aidan needs a noose…….

  • z
    January 28, 2021 at 2:55 pm

    Can you imagine what his endorsement would be worth for products like “Force Factor” , “Primal T”, and “Testo Boost”???? He’s the MAN!!!!

    • Mike Lindell
      January 28, 2021 at 3:10 pm

      I already signed him up to endorse my new Giza Dream Sheets.

  • Bill Clinton
    January 28, 2021 at 2:47 pm

    Gawd, I admire that man.

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