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Back in November we blogged about these Coventry, RI grundle maggots who were arrested for neglect in the death of their baby daughter (they got the “disease”) and then raised $5,000 for the child’s funeral via GoFundMe.
It was later revealed the baby had fentanyl in her system, which happened after the baby grabbed a bunch of opiods, which of course were left in plain sight:
The parents of an 8-month-old Rhode Island baby are behind bars after the infant passed away from a drug overdose. Authorities noted the parents left the opioids in plain sight and easily accessible to the baby. The Washington Post reports that Coventry police received a 911 call at around 6 a.m. on Nov. 19. to a Coventry home at 40 Tillinghast Rd., about an unconscious infant. Medics also arrived at the scene and rushed the baby, Mia Dorothy Gilchrist, to a local hospital, where she was pronounced dead. A toxicology report on the baby indicated she had a large amount of opioid fentanyl in her system, although the medical examiner hasn’t yet provided the official cause of death. Authorities said they found three prescription bottles on a nightstand where the parents stored Mia’s diapers, along with a marijuana joint, beer cans, and Suboxone, a medication used for opioid addiction. They also found dog feces scattered inside the home.
Well, Mommy Jocelyn is apparently out of jail on bond after basically killing her child, and what’s the first thing she does?
Gets a memorial tattoo of course.
“Mommy loves you to the moon and back.”
Shut the fuck up. Sorry folks, I’m being angry turtle right now. This is just so enraging. No, you didn’t really love Mia. You loved the idea of Mia. You loved the idea that you were a real Mom who actually cared about her kid. But the only thing you really cared about was your filthy habit. If you were a real Mom and you really cared about your kid then you wouldn’t have had her living in a house filled with feces and open prescription bottles. You would’ve done whatever it takes to get clean, and had the baby living with a loved one or in a foster home until you were 1,000% clean. You also wouldn’t have conceived a child with someone with a cabinet full of Google trophies, for his excellence in the field of shoplifting, driving with a suspended license, obstructing police officers, domestic assault, disorderly conduct, and check fraud.
But nope, you couldn’t resist the urge to reproduce. You had to have the Facebook pictures. You had to have those likes. And that’s why you put the tattoo picture up – for the Facebook likes. Everyone knows what you did and what you were arrested for, but you’re still hungry for those likes.
You had to have all your friends commenting on what a cute baby you had. That meant more to you then providing a safe place for your child to live. You neglected the baby to the point where she died. You’re a terrible, awful, shitty human being, and you deserve to rot in prison, along with the fuckstick who buried his seed in you.
And all your enabling friends were too gutless and cowardly to call you out on it. Because we all know that anyone who publicly said something would’ve been ripped apart, like Turtleboy often is, for being “mean.” Because God forbid you slugpumps ever hear the truth once in a while. Sure, the kid might be alive if that happened, but these junkbox’s feelings would’ve been hurt. And ultimately to many people hurt feelz matter more than the life of an innocent baby.
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Wow! You ALL ARE disgusting excuses for humans. “Turtle Boy” is COMPLETE AND UTTER TRASH. How the hell would you feel if this was your child?! & don’t for a second say, ‘I wouldn’t let my child be around’ bullshit. If you weren’t there then you can’t say shit, you can accuse and assume all you want but, that doesn’t mean shit. You waste your energy bashing people with your dick riders along for the ride, all while dragging people through the mud who I’m sure are already beating themselves up, and dying inside because this happened. People make mistakes they were irresponsible and a catastrophe happened it doesn’t mean they didn’t and don’t love their baby. Turtle Boy you are truly, by far the BIGGEST piece of shit EVER! Write a corny, sloppy piece on that you fucking loser. I hope you get sued for all of the bullshit articles that you post slandering people without having all of the facts. And to drag a deceased baby through it! All for likes and attention.
Truly worthless human beings. They should both jump off the Tobin head first and do society a big favor
OMG. This woman is delusional, I can’t imagine ever showing my face in the state where everyone knew I neglected and KILLED MY 8 MONTH OLD DARING BABY ! Never mind getting out on bond and pretending it was am accident or someone else’s fault !!!! GET OFF THE DRUGS BEFORE YOU BRING ANOTHER Poor CHILD into the world
Nothing says trash like getting a tattoo to remember the infant human being you murdered through your drug habit. She is 32. She will have plenty of time to pollute our society with more of her offspring. I am not sure what is worse for the poor child…to die from drug overdose or be raised by this loser.
Trashy people like this are encouraged to breed through endless welfare programs. Responsible people are discouraged through higher costs caring for the trash. The trashy people tend to produce trashy adults. Some of their offspring better their lives and move up in life, most do not. It is going to reach critical mass at some point.
OK, so here’s the bets so far,
1) SMH has the shortest Gutterslug insemination at APRIL 2018
2) Yours truly, Buttons, calling it by MAY 2018
3) Big Daddy going more rangey, within 12 months. Since it was an actual Ovary-seeding confirmation date requirement, we will have to schedule Bing D’s bid for FEBRUARY 2019.
We have to instill one rule – No one bidding can go Yougart Spit on Jocie’s Puoch Eggs to set up a personal win. 😉
Taking more dates for the “Muderous Coventry Gutterslug Insemination Pool,” many dates still open, winning prize TBD later.
PLOT TWIST* she’s already preggers and wont know until she realises she hasnt bled in 4 months……
check central auto for not doing what insurance pays for , bring a car and find out what happens
That is one hot ass on that slut. I would woof her in the cakehole.
Way to spend that GoFundMe money! I really hope she’s been spayed.
If she just got out of jail she is probably humping like a crack bunny, I’m gonna go ahead and guess she will be knocked up again by April.
Sadly there are a lot of sperm donors out there that wouldnt mind tagging that skank I bet even Kevin Lynch would do it
We should have a pool or public wheel of seedling blog and make bets on when this Marshmallow semen junkie next gets knocked up. Believe me, Steve Gilchrist is history. She is out because she is pinning it all on him, so he won’t be banging her any time soon. She will be latching on to a new ‘Mallow Spitter and we’ll be seeing the FB mom of the year awards flying off her profile once again. What’ya say, -I’ll start, I think it’s quick, I give it May 2018!
I will take that bet and say she will get knocked up within a year to get back on the EBT express
Seriously when she gets knocked up she should have that baby taken away immediately after giving birth Its the only chance it will have
I love how these losers get tattoos of their kids names when their kids are low on their list of priorities. The tattoo is to make people think they’re good parents but we all know the truth.
Hopefully next time they use all their dope at once, overdose, and are forgotten about immediately after
I may have come off as a dick to some of the people here but this shits serious.
If you want to shoot up that’s cool but hide your stash under a pillow or behind a Teddy bear where your kids won’t find it.
That’s like parenting 101.
That poor baby. She was beautiful. It so sad to think she would be here today if her parents cared at all. Why would they allow there to be drugs near this baby. Parents baby proof their homes to keep the children safe. Make sure they can’t get into anything harmful. Did she just give pill bottles as rattles? She should die in jail selfish thing. This is just heartbreaking
This was a gut-wrenching story to read. Seeing a picture of their baby was very difficult. Thanks to Turtleboy, I get some satisfaction knowing there are people out there that see these situations as they truely are. I am not alone in the way I think… TB is with me! As emotionally painful as it may be, PLEASE keep up the good work!
THIS! This is what I am talking about when I say that opioid addicts destroy everyone and everything around them. Fuck this bitch, and fuck her shitty memorial tattoo. I hope that it gets infected with a flesh-eating virus, and it creeps into her fucking neck.
Die, you bitch.
This article is BULLSHIT! (Bowing gracefully) how could the mom know her daughter was a drug stealing addict before she over dosed? The Tat is a great sentiment for her drug addict kid that she will have forever. Peace and Love to all involved.
The real,
Finn
You’re not even a half-way decent impostor. I *am* truly flattered.
Get Fucked,
Finn
Where am da sports? You cant call yourself sports and not have none? That am false adversatizing at it worst. Get real my nigga!
This site is depressing to da core!!! No wonder nobody comes here no more.
Oh boy, you little mad turtle, you have so much anger in you! Breath deep, Nam-myoho-renge-kyo! Nam-myoho-renge-kyo! Nam-myoho-renge-kyo! See the Bhudda will take all that hate and anger away and jam it up yo’ arse like a firm Tewksbury throbbin jelly role. It is not healthy to have so much anger boi. Don’t you realize, young Jocie and Stevie will have many moons of disjointed karma and fein schwa? Is that not enough for them to endure? Nam-myoho-renge-kyo! Well, they could buy a few hot coals back in the path to Lotus Sutra. They can scrape their knees and purify with the sacred Mad dog 20-20 of course. But they will have bad nighties and mares, unless of course they boot the Karmic dragon a little more. That is them though.
You I want to see flaccid tranquility. So repeat 10 times fast, Nam-myoho-renge-kyo, and you will be enlighten, you will be at ease, your path will take you to the heavens. Pull up some good Anna Bell Peaks with Creampie, or a solid edging rip from Reya Sunshine, and work the Saddharma flute towards some heavenly relief, and you to shall have serenity. Nam-myoho-renge-kyo oh wise Turtle, get on. 10 times better if you can work DiDi into it!
When you’re as much of a raging douche as you are stupid, there’s no helping you at this point. You should have gotten beaten up as a kid much more than you did. Now you’re fucking hopeless. Kill yourself and do everyone a favor.
Its, Feng Shui** and you should probably see if they have any beds available at McLean Hospital .. coo coo balls
I hear TB cares about DeDe — he’s making goo goo eyes at her via PMs in a pathetic attempt to get her to call off the SJW wolves. Won’t work, TB. Your groveling placated the South Shore moms. But DeDe is made of sturdier timber.
Got Wood?
Hahahahaha. Dede is made of CRISCO!!! Nothing but a bunch of lard!!!
Thanks for reminding me, I need to report DoDo’s page again……
So let’s see some screen shots of TBS private messaging DIDI. Don’t make claims you can’t back up , Even in the comment section. It’s just obvious ratchet behavior. Right Didi??
OF COURSE the mom “cared”. She would have received years and years of financial support from the state if that baby hadn’t died. Now the mom has to start all over again to produce another dependent who needs financial support. Oh, yes, she “cared”.
Wtf she got suboxone for if she’s using fentynal, which is a huge clue that she’s also using heroin, they love the two mixed together, but suboxone? I guarantee they threw their “used” patches anywhere, which btw still have plenty of active opioids on them after they’ve been removed, and this poor thing was unfortunate enough to crawl over one, it was either stuck to her or she chewed on it. They are dirtbag assholes that probably live in horribly dirty conditions and a trash can is unheard of in their house, like most drug addict assholes. Sterilize this piece of trash, and him too, fucking enabler
Amen. It’s about results and hers were unthinkable.
This ratchet should have been sterilized before leaving prison