Crack Smoking Pathological Liar Deadbeat Dad Mark Prince Is Back, Pretends To Be New GF Who Hacked His Phone, Except You Can See Him Taking Selfies In Sunglasses Reflection

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Remember Mark Prince?

He’s the crack smoking, pathological liar deadbeat Dad whose daughter estranged him years ago, spent time in jail, and recently ripped off a bartender in Webster with one of the most fantastic set of lies you’ve ever seen.

Well, it’s been about a month since we blogged about him, but he’s up to his old tricks again. He’s truly one of the most remarkable liars we’ve ever profiled. Check out what he posted today….

So he’s pretending to be some brunette chick who playfully hacked his phone while he was sleeping in the driver’s seat of a car. Because despite the series of blogs exposing him for being a serial douchebag who uses women and then rips them off, he’s still got it.

Except the chick in that post is wearing two different outfits and is in a different car. So he wants us to believe he

  • fell asleep at the wheel
  • she stole his phone and took pictures of him
  • she went to another car
  • she took a selfie
  • she changed outfits
  • she then took another selfie

Oh, and he didn’t realize that he’s wearing sunglasses in the picture that this mystery woman took of him sleeping. Except he forgot that sunglasses have reflections. And when you look at his sunglasses you can clearly see him holding his phone and taking a selfie with his left hand:

Worst. Liar. Ever.

But he milked the shit out of it…..

“He’s gonna kick my Lilly white ass for this!!” LOL.  Even his lies contain domestic violence.

This was great too:

“Like I’m the only girl who would die to get into Mark’s phone.”

Just a reminder that Mark Prince wrote that while pretending to be an imaginary woman who is obsessed with him. Because he wants you to think there are a gaggle of chicks lining up to “die” to get into his phone. He’s that in demand.

It started to blow up when his friends started hating on the mystery brunette for hacking his phone….

Don’t worry Heather, she’s not real. It’s just Mark pretending to be a woman. Because everyone knows guys who can’t pay a $15 bar tab have women like lining up to get ahold of their Jurassic Pork.

Finally Mark had to take the phone back from the chick who wasn’t in the same car as him and had recently changed outfits.

“She is going to get her ass whipped for this.”

Oh man, his imaginary girlfriend is about to get a restraining order. Kind of like his real life girlfriends (probably).

Then someone realized that she was wearing different outfits….

What’s remarkable is that people are still falling for his bullshit.

Anyway, Mark pussed out of coming on Turtleboy Live last month when we exposed his ass. The offer still stands. You won’t.

22 Comment(s)
  • Princess Markie
    August 3, 2018 at 4:23 pm

    Hey Mark I CALL YOUR BLUFF!! You will never have a video of that woman responding and taking ownership for the “hack” because it was you. All you ever do after you get a new blog is post a repetitive drawn out response that resembles a dog chasing it’s own tail. I also pity you in a way cuz you are so lonely and care so much what other people think that you very miserably attempted to troll as a white girl on your page. Dude, man up be a father, and stop with the lying it’s an actual sickness at this point. If you reply please do not waste my time with a huge paragraph repeating everything you already said 20x!!! Gahhhhhhhh

  • Debbie Noel
    August 3, 2018 at 3:55 pm

    I don’t believe his family stands by him! I think they are all embarrassed by his antics? Druggie, womanizer, never works, can’t support two daughters now? How many more are out there?? He acts like he is a teenager? Grow up you piece of crap… get a job, get a life, get some pride? Stop sponging off everyone you meet? I always wondered how you had so many friends on FB but they don’t know the real Mark???? You should go on TB so he can rip you apart!

  • (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)
    August 3, 2018 at 3:09 pm

    And his eyes are wide open lmfao!!!

  • Lloyd Noel
    August 3, 2018 at 12:01 pm

    He thrives on attention,lies and being a con man . what an ass !! He has had an open arrest warrant for the last 6 mos . Continues to hide ! Big man COWARD !!

  • Y
    August 3, 2018 at 10:59 am

    Darkie Prince must be decent with computers and SEO because I googled his name and the TBS articles didn’t show until the 4th page…hopefully, his future employers will search more than the 1st three pages.

    It doesn’t matter, though; his real family and friends support him, just not his biological daughter.

  • Fo Sho
    August 3, 2018 at 9:30 am

    Makes a chimp look like Einstein……

  • Marks Fan Club
    August 3, 2018 at 9:26 am

    Bell curve in action.
    A true Rhodes scholar.
    What part of stupid jig do you fail to understand.

  • Mark Prince
    August 3, 2018 at 9:21 am

    Yet another public shaming post, fake exaggerated story about me on your page. This is just simply stalkerish now. So anyways the bottom line for this story is this nobody ever said that she was my girlfriend, she didn’t say that, and I didn’t say that. She is a great friend and she was just messing around with my phone in my Facebook page. Nobody ever said that those pictures were all taken at the same that she made the post. She posted a bunch of random pictures that were in my phone, and some she took and or added to my phone and she used them make a post aimed at messing arround with me. That’s it. She will be with me later on today and she will be taking pictures with both of us together to prove how real she is and she’s making a video in response to all this nonsense. She is pissed and she thinks it is just as petty and unnecessary what you guys are doing to me as the rest of my real friends and family who have supported me from day one. I don’t know why this is continuing but it’s whatever. Again my real friends and family love and support me and that’s all that matters this is juvenile, petty and ridiculous. I’ve heard some of you mention how thouroughly Turtleboy investigates things before they post anything, but that is a bunch of shit because the bottom line is, in all these stories that have been printed about me, not once did anyone contact me before they were published, and as we all know there’s two sides to every story so with that being said, they have been running with half the story for each one of these stories about me from the beginning so the accuracy is 50% at best which is garbage. No credible journalistic source is going to run a 50% or halfway investigated story and that’s all you have been doing to me from day one. Taking gossip and hearsay in twisting the story and how you want me to be displayed so that you can get likes views and shares and it works for you because a lot of people knowing me. It’s whatever. It is what it is and it’s not going to affect me or my life in any way what so ever. My true family and friends love and support me and know and agree that this is garbage and that’s all that matters. This is empty useless entertainment for people who dig drama, gossip and empty mindless teash akin to Jerry Springer, and or Star magazine and tabloids and such. I’m the guy right now. A month from now it will be someone else and and so on.

    • XXX
      August 3, 2018 at 10:58 am

      You called that waitress a “pretty little white thing”, you fucking maggot. You want to know why “racism” persists? It’s because of the black double standard, and that’s an example. That’s just for starters. People like you are going to piss us off just the right amount, and then you’ll be completely fucked with no exit, and we are fucking close to that point.

      • LocalYokel
        August 3, 2018 at 2:46 pm

        Bae caught you jiggin’, aye mate?

        • Nope
          August 3, 2018 at 4:06 pm

          Um, I’m going to go with “no”… his girlfriend didn’t catch him doing ecstasy.

          Using terms you don’t know makes you look like an idiot at best. Stick to British.

          • LocalYokel
            August 3, 2018 at 5:04 pm

            Yeah, but we’re note in Australia, or Britian. “Bae caught me slippin” in what he was trying to imitate. Instead, he caught himself jigging. Also, jigging isn’t an Australian slang term for rolling, the best sources I could find described users as ‘jerking and jigging’. It definitely has several American slang implications though.

            Glad you see your still a loyal reader though Nope.

    • livesinlowell
      August 3, 2018 at 11:03 am

      I bet he never takes pictures with this chick. I call bullshit.

    • Worcester Welfare Slut
      August 3, 2018 at 12:09 pm

      I wanna see that big roll of tarpaper. Ya done went and gave me speed bumps last time Mark; shoulda known better when your dick be lookin’ like a Krakel bar.

    • The Doctor
      August 4, 2018 at 3:57 pm

      Just stay under the rock TBS occasionally finds you under.

      Anyone ever tell you that a lie has too many details to be the truth?

  • XXX
    August 3, 2018 at 8:17 am

    Can somebody throw this fucker off a tall building, for fuck’s sake?

    • LocalYokel
      August 3, 2018 at 2:39 pm

      Bae caught you jiggin’, aye mate?

    • LocalYokel
      August 3, 2018 at 2:42 pm

      Sorry, meant to hit up #50, the Mark formerly known as Prince post above.

  • Looser!!
    August 3, 2018 at 7:58 am


  • Low IQ Mark the Pudgy Prince of Webstuh... duhhhh
    August 3, 2018 at 5:58 am

    Bae taking his picture all the time because Bae is sooo in love with old man Mark the pudgy Prince of Webster.

    he he he this fucker has it coming, a lifetime of fucking people over including his own children, fuck him!

  • InsertScreenNameHere
    August 3, 2018 at 3:57 am

    Not only can you see the reflection, but you can see his left eye is open, aka NOT SLEEPING

  • JJ
    August 3, 2018 at 2:04 am


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