Crackhead Mr. Perfect And Ursula Sea Heifer Tossed Kids In Back Of Uhaul Infested With Head Bugs, Bed Bugs, And Fleas
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You guys… I am SCREAMING. I can’t even, if a white girl could ever even to begin with. Good God, take a gander at this gem that popped on the interwebz out of Ohio:
via WHDH: “ELYRIA, Ohio (AP) — Authorities say two baby sitters have been charged with putting five children infested with fleas, bedbugs and lice into the back of a U-Haul truck in Ohio.
The Chronicle-Telegram reports 25-year-old Jamie Adkins and 55-year-old Brian Dekam were arrested Wednesday in Elyria after they were spotted loading the children into the U-Haul.
Adkins told police she and Dekam had been caring for the children for several weeks and the children’s mother knew they were being transported in the U-Haul from Cleveland to Elyria. Adkins described herself as the children’s godmother.
The children range in age from 2 to 15. The youngest was hospitalized for heat exhaustion. The other four are now in foster care.
Adkins and Dekam are charged with child endangerment.
Records don’t indicate whether they have attorneys.”
What.in.the.fuck – what kind of people would do something like this?
Say no more, fam.
What I find quite perplexing is, who would trust this
with their children for weeks on end?
Shiiiid, NSTB is even worried about the well-being of the dogs in the pic who look like they’re about to be swept away after the waves crashed into the back of that giant, fleshy boulder
This dynamic duo, who appear to be ripe with the scent of fupa funyuns and cheesy taint, were running a kiddie delivery express from Cleveland to Elyria, which is only about a quick, 40 minute jaunt west
…except when it’s 85 degrees outside (as it was on the day when they decided to hit the bricks) then those “quick” 40 minutes must have been excruciating. No circulation, no ventilation, and FIVE mouths blowing out some steamy and moist co2 in what coulda turned into a 10′ rolling sarcophagus. It’s a fucking wonder no one is dead.
The best part? These are this melted pile of goo’s “God children” and supposedly, the parents KNEW the kids were going to be transported like a beat up leather couch in the back of a Uhaul. But like… where were they going? They couldn’t borrow a car to fit all 5 kids? 3 across the back, with 2 little ones lapping it? I know that’s not ideal, but fuck, it’s safer than throwing ’em all in the back of a $19.95 all-day special Uhaul truck. Maybe shit just gets done differently in Ohio?
I guess it does! Looks like someone just got the roll of Pillsbury Biscuits canine style and decided to document the affair with a selfie once the bun was frosted. Get a load of Triangle Tits McGee rippin’ butts in the background!
I honestly had to scroll past that picture quickly as I am writing this, because this bitch looks like she’s ready to hop through the screen and get her a little North Shore snack. Oof. And remember, this overflowed pudding cup is only 25. TWENTY-FIVE. You usually don’t get that dead look in your eyes ’til you’re at least 40.
Anyway, she has attempted to defend herself on social media, and we allllll know how that goes. She claims the news has added facks to make the story more sensational – like the bugs. ‘Cause yeah, transporting a box truck fulla kiddos across Ohio isn’t sensational enough. The MSM had to add the buggy part to make it more juicy. Right.
BITCHES DUNNO ME! I DINDU NUFFIN!
Like yeah, she really looks like the dindunuffin type. And see, I have a theory here – she has been gearing up to get herself turtle famous. I mean, look at this! Thank you, Ursula, sincerely, for this incredible material that you’ve bestowed upon us. We (don’t) love you, too!
The other half of this trainwreck, Cracked out Mr. Perfect
The resemblance is uncanny
It appears this gummy-jawed nudnik has had his larynx ripped out, likely from rippin’ 3 packs of Basic 100s a day. Notice he has a stoma? that’s the hole they cut in your neck so you can breathe. I wonder if he has one of those voice box thingees, too? Maybe the kids opted to sit in the back of the Uhaul instead of up front so they didn’t have to listen to him yammering on in his Mr. Roboto voice. I dunno.
I know if I only had the two options of sitting up in the cab with his 80s-candy-van-drivin’/lookin’ dude or riding in the box, I’d have opted for the back, too. Fuck.that.shit.
I have no idea what the relation of these two nudniks are, but I’d be interested to find out. Of note, one of the kiddos, the youngest, was hospitalized for heat exhaustion. I hope they’re on the mend soon, and that Ohio’s version of DCF is on the case and neeeeeeeeever allows these idiots, parents included, near them again.