Creepy Brookline Laardvark WGBH Radio Host Posts Pics Of Crotch Fruits With Parents In Boston For Not Wearing Masks, Demands To Know Names So He Can Shame Them


This is Henry Santoro, a long time WGBH radio personality from South Brookline.

WGBH is a taxpayer funded media outlet that employs a bunch of hacks who could never get jobs at a radio station that actually cared about delivering ratings.

Masks are “required” in Boston per orders of Mayor Mushmouth, and since Henry lives across the street from the Boston-Brookline city line he often spies on people on the Boston side, takes pictures of them, and publicly shames them on the Next Door app if they’re not wearing masks.

“please know your’e being watched.”

This has become an acceptable, normal thing for people to say thanks to Charlie Baker, Marty Walsh, and Team Lockdown.

The kids were about 3 and 5 and were out for a walk with their parents. Think of how fucking creepy this is. An old dude with gray curly hair is sitting in his house taking pictures of children so that he can post them online, find out their identities, and try to ruin them for not wearing masks OUTSIDE!!! You have almost no danger of getting the virus while being outside, nor does the “mandate” force you to wear one if no one is within six feet of you. These people live together and thus have no reason to be wearing masks around each other. It’s also borderline child abuse to force a crotch fruit to smother themselves with a mask and tell them we need to protect them breathing in a virus that will kill them.

But worthless assholes like this have never given a shit about kids. If they did then they never would’ve supported a lockdown that removed them from school and locked them in homes with domestic abusers in order to hide from a bug that poses no threat to children.

Henry Santoro on the other hand is more likely to die if he gets it, because he’s old, fat, and useless. Sorry, but we shouldn’t be shutting down the world because this laardvark decided not to exercise his entire life. Just look at this creep.

Henry is now a realtor for Hammond Residential Real Estate.

Whatever you do, DO NOT share your feelings about this man on their Facebook page. Although I personally wouldn’t wanna buy a house from a guy who takes pictures of other people’s crotch fruits in order to name and shame them on social media, some people might.




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66 Comment(s)
  • Morning Guy Tai
    May 13, 2020 at 7:45 pm

    Hi Henry,

    You haven’t aged a day in 30 years! Back in the 90s you looked the same, I thought you were in your 60s back then. I guess the more cum you drink and moisturize your skin with the better. I need to get on your same routine. Can i meet up with you like in the old days off Union St in Lynn? I’ll let you top me if you want. Waiting and wanting,


  • Ayanna bald headed nigress
    May 13, 2020 at 7:34 pm

    Fuck you fatman

  • Renfroe
    May 13, 2020 at 2:47 pm

    Somebody should tell fat Henry he should clean his black boyfriends cum out of his beard before he gets his picture taken

  • Drylaw
    May 13, 2020 at 9:04 am

    Just what we need another “celebrity” out there trying to raise everyone’s SJ awareness. Dickweed! I’ll bet he fawned all over Yoko Ono, Mitt Romney and that commie dick-licker Ginsburg. Henry, I’ve got a better idea, stay home, keep your mouth shut and relive your FNX golden years (I always thought Angie C sounded like a hella freaky bitch that could be a good time).

  • Silencio Dogood
    May 12, 2020 at 10:35 pm

    b..but shaming people is good, here. depends on the politics, i reckon, but if this is still America, even this assclown has the right to make a creepy fool of himself. it’s not like he gave up his kids…

  • Masshole Mitch
    May 12, 2020 at 10:35 pm

    I heard you were looking for Michael Agneta 32 of North Reading Mass

  • Henry Santoro
    May 12, 2020 at 10:34 pm

    Oops, I accidentally doxxed myself

    • Joy Reid
      May 13, 2020 at 8:35 am

      You were hacked

    • Mike Blarney
      May 13, 2020 at 2:21 pm

      Nah, the only one who allegedly hacks would be Bristol Blarney and Mike A. Agneta of North Reading MA!

  • A face made for radio
    May 12, 2020 at 10:17 pm

    There’s an obvious reason this jerk is on radio and not television.

  • Beeber
    May 12, 2020 at 8:09 pm

    I live across the street from this fat dildo
    He lives in his mothers attic with his homosexual negroe boyfriend

  • Carlos Danger
    May 12, 2020 at 8:04 pm

    I’m turning in this fat turds mother
    I saw her giving a wet back a blow job in the back seat of a car without gloves or mask

  • whatevuh
    May 12, 2020 at 7:27 pm

    Someone with a forum is publicly shaming people? Why does this sound so familiar to me? Oh ya, kettle, meet pot

    • difference is...
      May 13, 2020 at 7:05 am

      99% of the time Uncle is on the right side of the argument…
      99% of the douchepickles that end up on here…deserve it.
      A family outside without their leftist “merit badge”…no people near them…
      are violating no laws…simply living their lives..
      then being doxxed…by some Bolshevik Bernie
      is not what happens on here…
      know the difference…

  • Hugh Mungous
    May 12, 2020 at 7:14 pm


    Defund the sanctimonious pricks now, Pure gibberish from the enlightened ones. Must be nice to have a trust fund or just suck dick to get ahead in life… No pun intended

  • Captain Trips
    Neo Nazi from Falling Down movie
    May 12, 2020 at 6:39 pm

    What’s this?
    Faggot shit!

    • D-FENS
      May 12, 2020 at 7:10 pm

      They are a great pair of boots,
      . For Stomping faggots

  • Karen Film
    May 12, 2020 at 6:35 pm

    Kevin James made a Karen short film.

  • Sparkey McMurphy
    Sparkey McMurphy
    May 12, 2020 at 6:32 pm

    There’s no such place as “South Brookline”. He made that shit up.
    You should know better.

    • Ayanna's Bald Dome
      May 12, 2020 at 6:49 pm

      Yeah there is. I grew up there. Next to JP and W Roxbury

  • Boe Jiden
    Brown eggs are local eggs...
    May 12, 2020 at 6:28 pm

    Unrelated topic I need to buy eggs.

    • Cassie Mendoza
      May 13, 2020 at 8:38 am

      Shit, that reminds me

    • And Local Eggs Are Fresh
      May 13, 2020 at 4:28 pm

      That is all

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 12, 2020 at 5:57 pm

    Harpo Marx wants his wig back

  • Guinea Geisha
    May 12, 2020 at 5:34 pm

    George Orwell predicted cameras everywhere spying on us. But he didn’t predict us buying and installing them ourselves.

    • Silencio Dogood
      May 12, 2020 at 10:39 pm

      you are my Big Brother.

      • Guinea Geisha
        May 12, 2020 at 10:46 pm

        I was hoping I could call you Daddy.

        • Silencio Dogood
          May 13, 2020 at 9:37 pm

          that goes without saying, my little odalisque.

          • Guinea Geisha
            May 13, 2020 at 10:12 pm

            Cool. I like grumpy Irish boys. Specially older ones. Daddy.

  • I’m Cartwright
    May 12, 2020 at 5:06 pm

    No wonder he’s angry. He looks like an old lesbian..

  • Ayanna Pressley's Barber
    May 12, 2020 at 5:05 pm

    Open Monday, shave and a hair cut, too bits. Oh and fuck this guy, take a picture of my kid, lose your teeth.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    May 12, 2020 at 4:54 pm

    When you encounter these people, the canned response to them all should be:
    Fuck off !!
    What a cunt.

  • Takepicsinthehoodbitch
    May 12, 2020 at 4:39 pm

    Why is he looking at other people’s children? That’s pretty creepy is you ask me.
    I hope to see him in a Predator Poachers video soon.
    Fucking Karen
    Ever notice how all the Karen’s are pussy fucking whites.
    Go pull your phone out in the hood and take picture of kids there. You will get your fat white ass beat till you swallow your teeth. Fucking fat white pussy. Your whole gene pool needs planned parenthood. Hopefully the dems passed legislation for abortions up to 65 years old, I’ll forge yo mammas name, unless she just gave your pussy ass away at birth

  • Diddler Crab
    May 12, 2020 at 4:20 pm

    The truth is, these fucking asshole boomers, for the first time in their worthless lives, actually fear something. Now they’re looking at what they think it’s a real possibility of death, at someone else’s hands no less, so instead of beating their kids, dodging child support and smugly telling everyone “I told you so”. They have to deal with their perceived misery after unloading it on the work for the past 50 years.

    Other than that? You work in broadcast radio, your a talentless hack. He converted Obama’s inauguration?! Whoa! That club only has what, 200k members or so?! At that rate I could put driving up route 93 on my fucking resume.

    What a dickless faggot. I can’t wait to get old and enjoy not giving a fat fuck about anything. How empty do you need to be to be a freelance volunteer narc for the mayor??

    • DOT guy
      May 12, 2020 at 10:32 pm

      Avoidance of potholes on 495 could be a resume enhancer…

  • Pepperell Party Man
    May 12, 2020 at 4:15 pm

    Looks like he deleted his Twitter account. A real dandy.

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      May 12, 2020 at 6:10 pm

      Facebook is wide open people are already going after him….lol

  • Maybe Karen
    May 12, 2020 at 3:48 pm

    “ At Approximately 6:30 PM “ This is exactly the type of creepy crap I pictured would be posted on that App when I received the advertisement it in the mail. Betting he’s the Guy who sent out the access code Letters to the neighborhood too

  • Arch Stanton
    No Mas(k)
    May 12, 2020 at 3:42 pm

    He looks like a dick made in to a chia pet.

  • Quaranturd
    May 12, 2020 at 3:34 pm

    He looks like he stole Kramer’s jacket it that realtor pic. Not a good look on him…

  • Ass Mask
    May 12, 2020 at 2:51 pm

    Face it this stinks.

  • Independent Thinker
    May 12, 2020 at 2:49 pm

    He’s not a practicing real estate agent. He is a licensee. That means he holds a real estate sales license, which anyone can get. Then, if he hears of someone who wants to buy or sell real estate, he places a call to the office. If they succeed in closing the deal, he gets a cut of the commission, for basically doing nothing.

  • Norm from Cheers
    May 12, 2020 at 2:46 pm

    Yeah, so after Cheers closed I got off my fat ass and went into radio and also became a fucking pussy.

  • Dean Wormer
    May 12, 2020 at 2:32 pm

    Henry, Henry, Henry…..

    Fat, drunk, and stupid is now way to go through life

  • Bruno Mars
    May 12, 2020 at 2:20 pm

    Henry you fat turd
    The only reason you’re pushing the masks is you love to wear it because it covers your triple chin and fat fucking face

  • Cheddah
    May 12, 2020 at 2:17 pm

    This asshat somehow has somehow managed to get through life without getting a an ass kicking. After this stunt I think he could use one.

  • Another Perv
    May 12, 2020 at 2:05 pm

    Al Franken is that you? Al what’s up with the wig or is that a perm?

    • P C
      May 12, 2020 at 2:10 pm

      It’s like Franken and John Tomase were blended into one disgusting being.

  • Henry Triple Chin Santoro Sub
    May 12, 2020 at 1:53 pm

    I have been wotking on making tires from pig skin my whole life bite by bite. My 7 inch roll of fat around my waistline is sll 100% pig skin. My triple chin with cum drippings on it, thats right you guessed it all 100% pig skin.
    I am fat pig who does not care about cancer heart disease or diabetes even though they are deadly and occur at higher rates than covid and statistically speaking because I am a fat lard I am more susceptible of dying from. I wont even mention the risks associated with my side alternative lifestyle but I think you can get the gist that its another virus that primarily rages in the sodomite lifestyle community.

    May 12, 2020 at 1:51 pm

    As a taxpayer, you and I pay the salary of a man who working for “National Public Radio”. And we know how “balanced” NPR is with its political propaganda.

  • WFNX
    May 12, 2020 at 1:51 pm

    FNX, back in the day, used to rock! Then they started playing the same five songs all the time, glad they pulled plug.

    Screw you Henry!

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    May 12, 2020 at 1:50 pm

    Will someone pick this guy up by the ankles and submerge his head in a bucket of roundup.
    Hopefully it will kill whatever the vegetation is, that is growing out of the top of his head.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Ho Li Phuk
      May 12, 2020 at 2:39 pm

      Glyphosate very bad, Lee. It worse than MSG.

    • hartf811
      Zips in the wire
      May 12, 2020 at 6:14 pm

      Welcome back Lee. Have you been in hiding or just back to the motherland for fresh bat?

  • bill fleming
    May 12, 2020 at 1:49 pm

    Hey Henry I dare you to ride the orange line where no one is wearing masks, better still ride a bus into Nubian square where the only ones wearing masks are the muggers.

  • P C
    May 12, 2020 at 1:39 pm

    oh wow – you gotta love this – guy getting paid mega$$$ to do radio from government funds and spends his spare time using his network to make money off representing sellers & buyers in real estate. wow.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    May 12, 2020 at 1:31 pm

    I embrace Henry’s vigilance. We all need to be recording violators. We all need to call 911 when we feel something’s amiss. We all need to notify the authorities if we hear someone listening to Rush Limbaugh or watching Fox News.
    #Were All In This Together.

  • hartf811
    Thomas P. O'Neil
    May 12, 2020 at 1:27 pm

    I stood under an neighborhood watch sign and didn’t see it watching me? Oh, we need some washed up queer NPR Jew to provide the watching? Got it. Have another blintz!

    • Hi Jewmerica!
      May 12, 2020 at 1:53 pm

      Say hi to your mom for me!

  • Independent Thinker
    May 12, 2020 at 1:22 pm

    Where is his mask?

    You don’t need a mask to take a walk outside. You need a mask when you go inside or if you are in a situation where you cannot avoid others, although in February, the CDC said masks were useless.

  • Daddy wants to get caught
    May 12, 2020 at 1:21 pm

    He’s wearing a shirt that says Daddy on it.. enough said! When’s PPMASS going to catch this creep, he looks like a predator

    • NAMBLA
      May 12, 2020 at 1:55 pm

      His dues are up to date.

  • Jean Gaultier
    May 12, 2020 at 1:19 pm

    Is anyone really surprised that the biggest personal nazis in MA come from the NIMBY communities?

    Tabernac, between the Progressive narcs and the hood boogers paying absolutely no mind to the virus, normal, non-insane people are screwed.

  • Henry
    May 12, 2020 at 1:05 pm

    I’m going to that spot with five of my friends and we’re going to have a cookout with NO masks!

  • really
    May 12, 2020 at 1:05 pm

    Turtleass calling someone else useless….Oh the ironies….

    • Really!
      May 12, 2020 at 1:48 pm

      Me calling you a douchebag, oh the joy!

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