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Crian Waters Says It’s Good That He Lost His Lawsuit Against Me Because…..I’m Committing A Felony Before Show Cause Hearing?

 

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Despite Crian Waters having his lawsuit against Turtleboy thrown out by a judge, AND having that same judge make it clear that she believes that he killed a dog and punched his baby momma in the face several times, he’s still thirsty for more. Here’s what he posted on the Clarence Woods Emerson Facebook page tonight (which you all should be following because Facebook has completely hidden TBNews from your news feeds).

The criminal complaint he filed against me can be seen hereThe highlight of it was this:

Unkle Turtleboy.

Wait, wait, wait.

Uncle Turtleboy.

Fixed it. That would’ve been almost as embarrassing as having worse handwriting than the child he abandoned and never paid child support to.

Oh, and a few weeks ago he saw some other loser who said he wanted to sue Bristol and wrote this to him:

This is what happens when Michael T. Gaffney gives you legal advice.

I really, really, really hope I get called in on a criminal complaint in Palmer. He’d be doing so against me as an individual, which means I wouldn’t have to waste any more money on attorney’s fees. If and when that does happen I’m going to publicize it and invite anyone who would like to attend. I’ll give a speech outside the courthouse afterwards about why free speech is so necessary to expose scum sucking maggots like Crian Waters, who is now officially my bitch.

 

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35 Comment(s)
  • Total Mahem
    June 24, 2019 at 9:35 am

    Is Maxine Waters Rian’s mother?

    They seem very similar IQ wise.

    I think Maxine seems a little more “woke” than Rian.

    I thought Rian was a convicted felon, if so, there is no better source than a convicted felon informing someone else they are committing a felony. LOL

  • UNKLE
    June 23, 2019 at 8:41 pm

    UNKLE !! UNKLE !!

  • Rian sucks BBC
    June 23, 2019 at 5:02 pm

    Was Mr waters conceived while his mother was flat-palmed against a dumpster(trash bin) behind some wannabe biker club on rte 2? I think so

    • Tam Pohn
      June 23, 2019 at 5:52 pm

      Be nice he obviously suffers from fetal alcohol syndrome. fucking imbecile

  • kimwescott1
    June 23, 2019 at 2:14 pm

    SJC? SJC? Does Crian Rian REALLY think the Supreme Judicial Court is gonna take his case on?

    He’s even dumber than he looks…

  • Rian's FAS
    June 23, 2019 at 1:38 pm

    The wide-set eyes, the thin upper lip and smaller chin ?
    Yup !
    All of the facial characteristics of FAS ( Fetal Alcohol Syndrome).
    His almost child-like actions and way of expressing himself further point to FAS.
    Methinks the best part of ‘ol Rian ran down the crack of his Momma’s ass and became a brown stain on the matress.

  • Pyongyang Omelette
    June 23, 2019 at 12:12 pm

    His profile picture had better not be that poor dog he killed. What a piece of garbage!

  • Rian
    June 23, 2019 at 11:57 am

    I really really would like it pretty please with sugar on top if turtleboy would actually piss in my mouth and shit over my face.
    Otherwise I will bring him up on felony cock teasing charges in Palmer court.

    • ncfoothillilly
      June 23, 2019 at 12:23 pm

      That wouldnt be Hairy Palmer court, would it?

  • Dr. Phil
    June 23, 2019 at 11:53 am

    This manchild Rian Waters seems to identify as a grown man capable of growing facial hair. The fact that it would appear there hasn’t been any kind of intervention proves that he is completely isolated and all alone. The world will be a very challenging place for Mr. Waters until he gets some help.

  • I agree!!!!!! TB sucks now
    June 23, 2019 at 11:28 am

    I agree TB sucks now I was a fan for many years but now he attacks and fabricated people with no criminal background. Just innocent people and will twist so much of the story. He DOES work for the police all of turtleboy authors do! And it says a lot about him considering he failed as a teacher and no makes money off of making fabricated stories or bitching about being sued lmao but when you actually contact TB about a good story they decline unless it’s someone Worcester police know hahahaha

    • WeRFucked
      June 23, 2019 at 12:31 pm

      So assface… look at how many stories don’t involve the police at all, or don’t involve Worcester.

      Then fuck-off and admit you really wish TBS sucked, which so many of us will say “it doesn’t.”

      Many stories are sad, but I laugh because they just reinforce my opinion that we are all fucked. The USA is going to shit. There are more crazy people than sane. We allow people to be whatever sex they want to be, regardless of their genitalia or chromosomes. If you can’t see the danger in that… you are contributing to fucking us all.

      • Batman
        June 23, 2019 at 2:47 pm

        My guess on the four upvotes:
        1- Rian Waters
        2- Mikey Gaffney
        3. Failure Swift
        4. Failure Swift using metro’s email

        Who the f wastes their time coming to a site and commenting on blogs when you hate it so much? In my best Jim Carrey voice “ loooooooossssssseeeeerrrrrrrrrsssssssss”

  • WeRFucked
    June 23, 2019 at 8:54 am

    The ACLU are the same people who say boys who think they are girls should be able to compete against girls, aren’t they?

    Fuck the ACLU.

  • Dick Scratcher
    June 23, 2019 at 5:58 am

    Limerick of the day………

    There was a dog-killer called Rian,
    Who proved he was useless at lyin’
    When he lost in the court
    This stupid cunt thought
    He should go on Facebook and start cryin’.

  • ACLU supporter
    June 23, 2019 at 5:57 am

    I’m proud the ACLU is a Turtleboy supporter and will be paying all of your upcoming legal fees.
    Your constant homoerotic memes of Rian Waters and Mike Gaffney are exactly what the ACLU is all about.
    This new homo/bestiality meme of a cartoon turtle ejaculating on the face of a helpless boy sprawled out on a grassy field is inspiring.

    • WeRFucked
      June 23, 2019 at 8:56 am

      Have you ever ejaculated fuck face? Why would you think that is sperm?
      That’s piss, you moron.

      • ACLU
        June 24, 2019 at 7:27 am

        The ACLU supports both TurtleBoy and NAMBLA. With that, we will be releasing custom tee shirts of the Turtle cumming on a four year old boy’s face! Looking forward to this partnership!

  • Turtle Rider
    June 23, 2019 at 2:31 am

    Love that the Turtle is jerking if and cumming all over his face!! FEAR THE TURTLE, BITCH!

    • WeRFucked
      June 23, 2019 at 9:00 am

      The gayness & stupidity is strong in this one.

      Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but sorry to spoil your homoerotic bestiality fantasy, that is not the end result of a turtle masturbating.

      • MAGA
        June 23, 2019 at 12:35 pm

        Drench fags with cum!

  • I don’t got no learning
    June 23, 2019 at 2:01 am

    The above poster should have paid attention to whomever the poor teachers were in his likely short, but failed educational career. About 99% of mobile phones have some sort of grammatical and spelling check software built into the keyboard app clearly informing you of your tenuous grasp on the English language l. That’s right, those squiggly red lines underlining the words you are so poorly attempting to utilize are informing you that you have the language skills of a public school 8th grader. Yes, even the “You get a free smartphone because you get EBT benefits”, you’re more than likely using, has a previous build of Android that has a rudimentary form of these features.

  • Turtle boy has no life he’s a poor loser
    June 23, 2019 at 1:37 am

    I’m not even reading the article. Turtle boy was a failed teacher who then USED to call out on society. Anyone notice how TB constantly posts about how he’s going to he sued LOLmpst of his blogs lately are not factual!!!!!! Although he claims. A adult I know committed suicide due to a blogger made and will most likely be sued for his “freedom of the press” he is a loser who lives in a trailer home works with Worcester police, declined actual stories but helps the police bash preppie the police know. He bullies and costs people their jobs and homes over blogs he makes into fabrications. Give it up TB LOL u are not what you used to be now all you do is most stories about anything and use like a ten year old post to prove a point when everyone knows who these people actually are. You should be called out on society, for god sakes you could not even be a teacher lolololol

    • Your mom
      June 23, 2019 at 1:59 am

      Wtf did u say

      • Engrish
        June 23, 2019 at 5:37 am

        Hookt on fonix werked fir me

      • I can’t think of anything
        June 23, 2019 at 10:06 pm

        My head exploded half way through reading this comment

    • Dick Scratcher
      June 23, 2019 at 6:03 am

      Who is this illiterate moron spouting unreadable garbage and lies.

      “A adult I know committed suicide due to a blogger”

      This never happened. It’s a fucking lie. Now, off you fuck.

      • Batman
        June 23, 2019 at 9:21 am

        Mr Scratcher, me thinks it’s little ole Rian responding the only way he can, illiterate nonsense. Sad he got more than his own upvote. Off to patrol Gotham city. Cheers

        • Dick Scratcher
          June 23, 2019 at 4:06 pm

          I too assumed it was Rian (his genetic inability to spell seems to be handed down from his crack-whore mother, who couldn’t spell Ryan).

          This cunt is so stupid that after getting his arse handed to him in one court, he wants to go and get battered in another one.

          He must be a total narcissist who loves the attention, even if that attention is thousands of people who know he’s a dog-murdering, woman-beating, moronic cunt.

    • JimmyBooms
      June 23, 2019 at 6:31 am

      Hmmm like your story I do, keep writing you must. Force not strong in you I think.

    • WeRFucked
      June 23, 2019 at 8:50 am

      Do you realize how ridiculous you sound? This is incoherent babble. You shouldn’t come on a website and attempt to mock the owner when you write like a 12-year old.
      You are an embarrassment to this country if you are an adult and have finished school. We all make mistakes in our spelling or grammar, but not an entire paragraph of misspelled words, run on sentences, and a total lack of proper punctuation. Take an online IQ test. I’ll bet you’re borderline retarded. Seriously.
      If you were born here, and attended school here… shame on you, and shame on the system if you actually graduated high school.

      • ncfoothillbilly
        June 23, 2019 at 9:24 am

        I call BS. No 12 yo writes this badly unless theyve the Downs Syndrome. I can write better completely drunk off my ass…well, excepting one time…or two, I dont recall.

    • z
      June 23, 2019 at 5:00 pm

      That reads like
      Chico Escuela’s Tell-all book
      Bad Stuff ‘Bout the Mets (sample: “Ed Kranepool – borrow Chico’s soap and never give it back”).

    • I see Dumb people
      June 23, 2019 at 8:37 pm

      Failure swift must be scared as hell now that Turtleboy scored another win for free speech.. Rightfully so as her world of lies is going to come crashing down on her once Metro realises she is bankrupting him in a last ditch effort to keep him hooked into believing all her lies and fake illnesses

    • The Name Game
      June 24, 2019 at 1:56 pm

      Hey, Rian, welcome back to the TBS comments! As you can see from previous comments, we are so impressed with your stellar command of the written English language. If you would be so kind as to specify what individuals were “fabricated,” we would love to be enlightened. BTW, your wring is ALMOST as entertaining as the usual ratchet Facebook Ebonic sentagraphs. And we LOVE the pic of TURTLE WATERS RIAN.

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