Cum Whistle Starts $10K GoFundMe For His Sister’s Bail After She Killed 2 Gils While Driving Under Influence In Revere, Says She Was “Involved In Tragedy”

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There was a terrible tragedy in Revere over the weekend when a five year old girl was killed by an out of control driver while crossing Route 145. Then today even worse news when her two month old sister also died from her injuries. I can’t imagine the pain their mother, who was there and was also injured, is feeling this holiday season.

To make matters worse the woman who took her babies from her, Autumn Harris, was allegedly under the influence. And the media is trying to blame it on weed, which they’re gonna start doing for everything now that weed is legalized.

Even though CBD oil would have absolutely NOTHING to do with this accident. Melatonin and beer would though. Here’s my question – if she was so overly tired, and was running on two hours sleep, why would she take a muscle relaxer that puts you to sleep. That makes no sense. If anything she should’ve been taking adderall or cocaine. You don’t take something that puts you to sleep if you’re sleep deprived.

And why the hell would she have a beer at all? Let’s suppose she really was working some graveyard shift, only got a couple hours sleep, and was exhausted and wanted to get home. She’s gonna stop for a brewski? Fuck out of here. There’s a reason she refused a breathalyzer.

There was also another passenger in her car. What was she doing this whole time? I’ve never been in that situation, but if I was in a car and the driver started conking out I would wake them the fuck up. If they started veering towards a bunch of kids I would grab the wheel. I don’t buy for a second that she was some hard working woman on her way home from a long shift who had the misfortune of falling asleep behind the wheel.

If her story was the truth, part of me would feel bad for her. Imagine driving a car after a long shift, you’re exhausted, and you pass out and kill two children? That must be living hell. I’d rather be dead.

But it’s not her first time. She was charged with a DUI in 2011. She also refused a breathalyzer then. This is just who she is. She gets fucked up behind the wheel and drives. When I saw her crying in court I decided I wasn’t gonna write about it at first. As a Mom, this whole thing was too upsetting. I really hate doing the depressing blogs. Just look at these kids.

Fuck dude. How the hell am I supposed to write about this and not be miserable all day? I hate blogs like this with a passion. We like shitting on ratchets and infusing humor into our blogs and you just can’t do that with a story like this.

Then this happened.

And I quickly changed my mind.

$10,000 just happens to be her exact bail amount. Why she’d want to leave jail is beyond me. No way in hell I’d be able to show my face right now. Much better off sitting in a cell.

What’s even worse is how the GoFundMe is trying to make her out as some sort of equal part victim.

“Autumn was involved in a terrible tragedy.”

Bitch, she WAS the tragedy. And how bout if you do a GFM for a skag who just killed two children you don’t use a cover photo of her sitting in first class?

This woman obviously is trash because she comes from trash. The GFM was started by an Alec Harris. Autumn has one Alec on her friends list by that name.

Her brother.

He seems like a real winner too.


Nice JNCOs dipshit. Be douchier. You can’t.

I’m stunned, not only for the fact that this pole polishing cum whistle started a GFM and made his sister out to be a victim, but that people actually donated $175 to this. How bout you donate to this one for the little girls instead of the free muh junkie GFM if you’ve got some charity to dispense?

According to the Brockton Hub chatter, which is true 99.99% of the time, they’re gonna find more in her bloodwork.

Again, this is Brockton Hub chatter, but you’d be surprised how much real shit you find in the Brockton Hub.

Either way, any sympathy I had for this woman went right out the window the second I saw 1) her previous DUI, 2) her refusal to submit to a breathalyzer, and 3) this GoFundMe. Luckily the GFM was removed for unknown reasons shortly after we found out about this. And again, our unconditional condolences to these poor girl’s mother, who is experiencing a type of pain that most of us never will.

41 Comment(s)
  • Ms02151
    December 12, 2018 at 4:02 pm

    The 5 year old did pass away but the 2 month old is still in critical condition. Someone incorrectly reported the baby had died also.

    The reason for the accident was she took melatonin and a muscle relaxer on 2 hrs of sleep and fell asleep at the wheel. Both medications induce sleep and causes impairment while driving a car. She is 100% guilty for this. Hope she rots in jail

  • Mark Bell
    December 12, 2018 at 10:31 am

    The state DOES want to make it all about weed. CBD? Ya…weed…NOT! If the state placed 1/2 the emphasis on booze issues they do with pot maybe there would be some shutdown of the drunk driving murder machine…but it goes on.

    The only thing I can’t figure out is with the corruption around pot is why Bill Delahunt got shut out of having a business. Because. It’s. Moral.? OK…maybe…but no matter how it’s twisted, it’s weird. Right now the money and demand is running more then anyone thought it would. Let the pig pile begin. And it will. And there will be pigs.

    T-Boy….look into this one…get names of all the judges and clerks that this lady has been in front of, especially since 2011…because none of the system’s systems stopped this person….and in MA, the only thing that gets anything stopped is dead bodies, sexual abuse, and humiliation. NOW, with 2 dead little ones, they will do something about this lady while all those who enabled her and let her out into society will scramble.

    Prayers for the mother and all of her friends and family….because that mom will need a lot of support….because I’m betting she wishes she was killed, too.

  • Klopper
    December 12, 2018 at 10:03 am

    Wait, she lives in Beacon Hill and had a 2015 Equinox? Not too expensive, but not typical junkie transportation.

  • deflateddoritodinks
    December 12, 2018 at 8:42 am

    We have to have a border wall around Brockton and deny people entrance to the United States to those wanting to leave.

  • Ebenezer Screw
    December 12, 2018 at 8:22 am

    Oh yeah, she’s as much a victim here as the lives she snuffed out because she wanted to drive while fucked up.   Fuckin morons.

  • Unsure
    December 12, 2018 at 7:15 am

    Hey TBS. I’m hearing thev2 month old is still alive and in intensive care. Can you check? I just heard it on TV and onlinebitvonly listsvthev5vyear old as dead.

    • Unsure
      December 12, 2018 at 7:17 am

      On line it only lists the 5 year old as dead.. Sorry using my phone to comment

      • Exit 69
        December 12, 2018 at 7:29 am

        Yeah, I just hear that on Fox 25…she’s still a fucking doychebag. And so is her Asswipe brother

  • Clitty Litter
    December 12, 2018 at 7:14 am

    It amazes me how people shuffle through their day whacked out on prescribed medications.
    I’m anxious. Pill
    I’m depressed. Pill
    I’m in pain. Pill
    I’m just being social. Drink
    I’m just getting a little fucked up. Snort/ needle.

    • Clitty Litter
      December 12, 2018 at 7:52 am

      * this refers to one individual.

  • Me
    December 12, 2018 at 6:17 am

    It’s against GFM to raise money for bail.

  • Chet Manley
    December 12, 2018 at 5:50 am

    Pipes and blowtorches until she is snuffed out. Seems like justice would be best served if that could happen.

  • itsjustme
    December 12, 2018 at 1:51 am

    I’m just glad she has some sort of cash bail. I’m dumbfounded how many times you guys have blogged about someone who is out walking the streets causing more trouble who are awaiting trial for manslaughter, attempted murder, murder, etc.

    Those poor babies, and their parents and family. My heart physically hurts right now. I hope she gets what she deserves.

    I don’t smoke pot, but I absolutely believe it should be legal in every state state. That being said, it needs to be regulated like alcohol, just because it’s legal doesn’t mean you can smoke it and get behind the wheel of a car. Not that I believe that is all they will find in her system.

  • SMH
    December 12, 2018 at 1:43 am

    Flexeril plus sleep deprivation is enough to zonk out anyone. Beer optional. Folks, if you have muscle pain keeping you from sleeping, get Flexeril. If you want relief and to relax, not sleep, get Valium. Those anchor babies were cute. such a tragedy. Parents probably on TPS that Trump thinks 10 years is more than temporary and wants to end.

  • John
    December 11, 2018 at 10:42 pm

    A tragedy is if it never happens before this was a 3rd offense you have balls of steel to ask for money for her how about those poor kids I’d of killed myself if it was me $10,000 ball the justice system is a joke there should have been no bail for this bitch and it should be murder not homicide

    • Me
      December 12, 2018 at 6:19 am

      Lol anchor babies. You’re such an azz.

    • WeAreFukd
      December 12, 2018 at 7:42 am

      A tragedy is your sentence structure. Go back to school. Or is it just too much work to use a period or capital letter when you’re posting with your phone?
      You make yourself sound (or you are) stupid.

  • DJ
    December 11, 2018 at 10:18 pm

    This comment is to Y. Why do you have to comment with such filth. You sound like a complete asshole. I disagree with what Maggie the Cat said but oh my god grow up dude. Oh and you can call me vulgar names and all that shit, but that shit won’t bother me so save it.

    • jamal khashoggi's severed cock
      December 11, 2018 at 11:41 pm

      hey DJ, if you object to the “filth” from some of the posters, go away you fucking asswipe. I object to the ignorance of posters like you and maggie the cat ,dumb fucking cunt married to some frito eating cuck.
      cannabidiol is extracted from the flowers and buds of marijuana or hemp plants. It does not produce intoxication; marijuana’s “high” is caused by the chemical tetrahydrocannabinol (THC).CBD oil is legal in 30 states where medicinal and/or recreational marijuana is legal, according to Governing magazine.

      Seventeen additional states have CBD-specific laws on the books, according to Prevention magazine. Those are Alabama, Georgia, Indiana, Iowa, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, North Carolina, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Virginia, Wisconsin and Wyoming.

      Strong Evidence for Treating Epilepsy

      Only one purported use for cannabidiol, to treat epilepsy, has significant scientific evidence supporting it.

      Last month, a U.S. Food and Drug Administration advisory panel unanimously recommended approval of the CBD medication Epidiolex to treat two rare forms of childhood epilepsy.

      “That’s really the only area where the evidence has risen to the point where the FDA has said this is acceptable to approve a new drug,” said Timothy Welty, chair of the department of clinical sciences at Drake University’s College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences, in Des Moines, Iowa.

      For the rest of CBD’s potential uses, there is simply too little evidence to make a firm conclusion.

      For example, some human clinical trials suggest that CBD could be effective in treating symptoms of anxiety, particularly social anxiety, Bonn-Miller said.

      • DJ
        December 12, 2018 at 4:38 pm

        Hey Jamal you dumb fuck. If you could read, I write that I disagree with what Maggie the Cat. SMDH people can be so fucking stupid!

    • Y
      December 12, 2018 at 11:15 am

      DJ, go back to your safe-space (mom’s basement).
      Let the adults speak, ya Twat!

      • DJ
        December 12, 2018 at 4:31 pm

        Yes Y year is a very grown up word. Get a life you fucking fool.

      • DJ
        December 12, 2018 at 4:36 pm

        Sorry Y I meant TWAT is a very adult word. I don’t need to go to my moms basement as I own my own home with my husband and kids. You sound like someone who masturbates alone every night in your moms basement. Fucking idiot!

  • Mojo Jo Jo
    December 11, 2018 at 10:12 pm

    RIP to the two little angles. The junkbox needs to be taken behind the shed and put down.

  • Maggie the Cat
    December 11, 2018 at 9:24 pm

    Sorry, but I do believe cannabis had something to do with this. In fact, when it was announced that the voters had approved marijuana, I predicted accidents just like this one. My husband will confirm this. I’m not a fortune teller, but I sure do know trouble when I see it coming. I did not vote for marijuana, but I think that everyone who did should realize that they are in part responsible for this tragedy. And you know what? If you don’t agree with me, screw you. I’ve already been proven right by the deaths of two innocent little girls.

    • Y
      December 11, 2018 at 9:36 pm

      Hey Maggie the Cunt,
      CBD and THC (the psychoactive compound in marijuana) are two different things. Now, go put your husband’s cock back in your cum-catcher.
      Fuck off,
      Non pot smoker

      • Maggie the Cat
        December 12, 2018 at 1:43 am

        “Non-pot smoker”. Also Non-thinker. And two little girls are still dead. I’m right, you’re wrong, and that’s all there is to it. But beware of my claws. I’d love to introduce you to my husband. You would change your opinion pretty quickly. I am absolutely positive that he is at least twice the man you are…if you are even a man.

        • SFRanger75PL
          December 12, 2018 at 5:57 am

          lol she can’t be serious. Funny the uneducated and misinformed know everything. He/She who believes they know everything knows nothing.

          PS Go get hubby I’ll turn him from a beta to an alpha. 

        • Y
          December 12, 2018 at 11:13 am

          Your husband couldn’t hold my jockstrap, but I will allow you, so long as you smoke a joint out of your ass (or cunt):

    • WeAreFukd
      December 12, 2018 at 8:07 am

      Maggie, you can’t be serious. You know pot had something to do with this? Were you with her?

      You hope pot had something to do with this, right? Then you’d be correct in your assumption that marijuana should be illegal because it’s dangerous. Because the millions of people who enjoy it and use it responsibly, should not have legal access to it because of a small percentage of idiots who aren’t responsible.

      So… how many deaths have there been because of texting while driving? Drinking or drunk while driving? Falling asleep while driving? Running a red light or stop sign while driving? Not paying attention while driving? Etc… The problem is the automobile. Why didn’t you try to get a ballot initiative to stop people from driving?

      Sure, someone will die because of marijuana. It’s bound to happen. But do you think it will come close to the numbers from all the death possibilities I’ve listed above? Do you not think texting while driving is a thing? Where’s your outrage on cellphones?

      We as a free country can’t limit the freedoms of many because of a few. Instead of fighting against freedom, fight for stronger punishment of those who abuse our freedoms.

      I have never smoked pot in my 52 years. Ever. And I never will. But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be able to if you want to. Growing up on Lincoln Street in the Woo, many of my friends did, and they all turned out to be productive members of society.

    • Joe Blow
      December 12, 2018 at 10:18 am

      Pro tip: CBD oil doesn’t get you high. Drunkie the Pill Popper could’ve ingested an old fashioned king’s tankard of CBD oil and while it might have helped her with inflammation, pain, and other maladies, it’s not going to turn her into Cheech, nor shall it turn her into Chong.

      Maybe you should edumucate yourself before making such black and white proclamation? Huh?

    • Don Beaupre
      December 12, 2018 at 10:48 am

      MAggie blame the real cause of the a accident, the irresponsible d bag that chose to get all fd up and drive. Every thing that happens bad is gonna be pots fault??. Please.

      • True Reality Speaks
        Gump Worsley
        December 12, 2018 at 7:24 pm

        I prefer ludes myself.

    • Are people really this naive
      December 12, 2018 at 11:14 am

      it was heroin you retard.

  • Phil Myre
    December 11, 2018 at 9:22 pm

    It takes a special kind ofasshole to kill 2 innocent kids then play the victim card. BURN In hell bitch

    • z
      December 12, 2018 at 7:43 am

      To be fair, it’s not her playing the victim card.
      She’s not in a position to play it.
      That will come later.
      Right now, it’s her family.

  • Ho Lee Fuk
    December 11, 2018 at 8:59 pm

    She looks like a junkie loser to me.

  • I hate drug sucking leaches
    December 11, 2018 at 8:58 pm

    The entire family are douchebags. Her mother was on the news this morning making excuses for her asshole daughter. I wonder how many asskickings the chodestool brother has got over the years?

  • DJ
    December 11, 2018 at 8:29 pm

    As a mother, I cannot even fathom the pain that these parents must be suffering from right now. My heart breaks for these 2 beautiful little angels taken away way to soon and so tragically. I cannot even waste energy on the vile human that caused this over her own selfish choices and blatant stupidity. God bless the family if these two little ones.

  • I Only Had 1 Beer Officerrrrahhh
    December 11, 2018 at 8:21 pm

    Anothe Maldonian Maldoon with a smelly snatch to boot.
    Filthy druggie deserves to rot in a cell.

  • HairyClamChowda
    December 11, 2018 at 8:06 pm

    Malden is sure making a name for itself on TurtleBoy.

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