Danielson Dick Cushion Robs Good Samaritan Who Bought Her Clothes And Food After Abandoning Her Own Kids And Telling Woman That Her Mom Died And She Was Homeless


This is Amber Phillips from Danielson.

Danielson is right in the heart of Connecticut’s asshole, and is the epicenter of the Connecticut Corridor’s ratchetness. It breeds people like this tunaflap casserole with the “disease” that makes her rob and steal from people. But she especially preys on good samaritans who try to help her out:

This is why I will never, ever feel bad for junkies. I will always feel bad for their families, because many of them were presumably functional, law abiding citizens before they got the “disease” that makes them steal from people in order to buy poison from Diego that they voluntarily inject into their bloodstream. They have to sit back and watch as their loved ones throw their lives away, knowing there is nothing they can do to stop it.

But the junkies themselves are ultimately terrible people who are choosing to live this lifestyle and manipulate people into getting what they want. Their desires are 100% selfish and there are a million and one resources out there available for them to get clean. But they don’t wanna get clean, so this is why we shame them. Because everything up until this point has failed.

And did I mention she has not one, but two vaj dumplings sitting at home, including a baby?

Fuck your disease. Ya know what’s powerful? Love for your children. It can make women do superhuman things, like overcoming addiction. But ultimately she likes drugs more than she likes her own flesh and blood so she chooses that. Her disease isn’t addiction so much as it is selfishness.

According to her she doesn’t talk to family anymore because they “wanna butt into my life.”

And by “butt into my life” she means, “urge her to put down the crackpipe and take care of her kid.” Or maybe, according to others, stop fucking your family member’s spouses.

“Do what makes you happy girl.”

And therein lies the problem. Our society is too obsessed with telling people that they should do what makes them happy. If your happiness involves abandoning your kids, stealing from good samaritans, and treating your stench trench like an Air B&B, then you should be probably try to be miserable instead of happy. Fuck your happiness.

She’s also mad that no one would take her to her suboxone appointments.

Because it’s the job of other people to make sure you trade drug addiction for…..another kind of drug addiction.

Looks like her family member’s spouses aren’t the only ones with access to her chlamydia cavern either. Just ask Kerry, the woman with a million names whose husband Amber allegedly serviced.

Then again when the best advice your friends can give you is to not get married in order to keep getting state services while not having a job……

…I guess you don’t really have many good voices in your ear telling you to get your shit together.

What really sucks is the person who tried to help her will probably stop helping people at this, and I can’t say I blame them. The world needs charitable people, but skankatrons like Amber make them less likely to lend a helping hand to those in need.


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21 Comment(s)
  • Nope nope
    February 22, 2019 at 9:37 am

    Okay in her mug shot pic with the black sweatshirt, it looks like her lips are sunken in. Does that mean she didn’t have her grill in? I’m sorry I understand people can have tooth issues for all sorts of different reasons. Some are not the persons fault, although most are. But this is my question. How do you leave your home for even a second without your teeth? I just don’t know what would make anybody think “ya I’m looking good with gums today” !! Wtf

  • Flea Dog Night
    February 21, 2019 at 8:49 am

    The bitch is white
    The child is black
    Together they’ll both end up
    Smoking crack

  • John Q Public
    February 21, 2019 at 8:30 am

    What do they call not helping someone today? Bystander apathy/indifference? This is why. Back in my day you helped someone who needed help whether you knew them or not. Not anymore. I give them it sucks to be you but good luck…

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    February 21, 2019 at 8:24 am

    I’ve heard the cops put out an APB on whoever stole her lower jaw

  • Big Wick
    February 21, 2019 at 8:06 am

    Tit tat? Check. Duck lips pic? Check. Druggie? Check. Blame others? Check. STD? Probably. The disproportionately-widely-set eyes? Disturbing. Baby without a mother’s uncompromised love? Just heartbreaking.

  • Independent Thinker
    February 21, 2019 at 7:21 am

    This is why many of us are reluctant to be good Samaritans because there are too many cases of their being attacked, robbed, or even murdered by the so-called victim.

  • Karma Bus
    February 21, 2019 at 7:16 am

    The eyebrows and thin lips kill me. But ANYWAYS…… you hit the nail on the head TB. “Fuck your disease. Ya know what’s powerful? Love for your children. It can make women do superhuman things, like overcoming addiction.” DAMN FUCKING RIGHT! I chose a life of drugs and lost my kids….. Know what I did STOPPED MAKING THE WRONG CHOICES. Long term recovery now and full custody back. But I’ll tell ya what, even during active addiction I NEVER did this to unsuspecting humans. What a cunt.

  • Short Bus Turtle Rider
    February 20, 2019 at 10:02 pm

    She looks like she could use a new garage door. I think there are some guys in Quincy I could give a call too.

  • girl please
    February 20, 2019 at 9:29 pm

    $30K for beauty school?!

  • Neighbors in Windham
    February 20, 2019 at 9:26 pm

    ‘In the heart of Connecticut’s asshole?’ My asshole has never looked so abused and neglected.

  • Torah! Torah! Torah!
    February 20, 2019 at 9:05 pm

    You can see the downhill progression in the pics. Starting from the top. Each one gets a little worse. The ” disease” is easy to trace. Hope she gets help.

  • Peter Niss
    P. Niss
    February 20, 2019 at 8:24 pm

    I give them money because I want them to die.

  • whatevuh
    February 20, 2019 at 6:51 pm

    And this is why I never give a dime to those losers at the corner with the signs “homeless, anything will help, God Bless” yah, go fuck yourself, get a job asshole . . .

  • ElJefe72
    February 20, 2019 at 6:31 pm

    The penalty for making continuous bad life decisions is no where near harsh enough.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    February 20, 2019 at 5:17 pm

    Just another Pig Bitch in the barnyard of life.” Oink! I’m sick” “Oink! Welfare fraud” ” Oink! Im A drain on society” Pig…..

  • Travis Rearick
    February 20, 2019 at 5:14 pm

    That Amanda Moodalla chick just explained the failure of social welfare.

  • Natasha
    February 20, 2019 at 5:13 pm

    Woof, those eyebrows

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    February 20, 2019 at 5:11 pm

    It’s not a disease, it’s a choice. Case closed.

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    February 20, 2019 at 5:10 pm

    blech….. dry heave…… blech

  • DCF
    February 20, 2019 at 5:05 pm

    She is smothering the baby in that picture. You should have to get a license to have children. WTF

    • MCG’s smoke detector batteries
      February 20, 2019 at 5:27 pm

      But her eyes and skin look perfect in that selfie…

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