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David E. Wade Gets Chub Waiting To See If We Will Amend Our Fall River Graveyard Blog Now That Police Are Adding New Suspicious Details 


WBSM Radio seems to be going out of their way to “debunk” our reporting of the Fall River Jewish cemetery graveyard MAGA vandalism story. As we reported yesterday, we obtained the police report from this incident and there is no mention whatsoever of “This is MAGA country” on any headstones.

WBZ’s David E. Wade did produce video that he believes makes Turtleboy “erroneous.”

However, he quickly deleted that tweet once we pointed out that “This is MAGA country” was written in completely different handwriting.

Now the Fall River Police are denying their own report and talking about it on WBSM Radio.

Here’s what they posted on Facebook:

So what they’re saying is that the reporting officer either didn’t see “This is MAGA country” or deliberately chose not to report it. Either way, we did our job by reporting on the OFFICIAL police report about the incident.

They followed up with this:

TL;DR – the cop who wrote the report didn’t see “this is MAGA country” but it appeared “in the days after” it was originally reported. In a completely different handwriting. Using the exact same phrase that Jussie Smollett used in his fake hate crime.

Who had access to the cemetery in those “days?” Why is it in a completely different handwriting? These are questions we would’ve asked if WBSM had invited me on, instead of running this gotcha piece. In fairness, they did point out that we offered to amend our story if more facts came to light.

Now David E. Wade is waiting to see if we will amend the story.

So here’s our amendment – the Fall River Police brass are saying that we accurately reported what was written in the Fall River Police report, BUT they’re also saying that their officer either missed “this is MAGA country,” intentionally omitted it, or it was written “in the days after” by someone else looking to pin this one on President Trump.

I will admit this – the Boston Globe and WBZ did not just make up the MAGA stuff out of thin air. We know this now, and unlike all of the mainstream media frauds who couldn’t eat crow about Covington and Dog Park Diane, we admit that at some point “This is MAGA country” was written on a headstone. However, they still chose to run with “This is MAGA country” in their headline, as opposed to the much more troubling “Expel the Jews” because the former gets better headlines, and they have no idea when it was written, or why it wasn’t written in the initial police report.

The end.


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39 Comment(s)
    March 22, 2019 at 11:13 pm

    I love how we’re just supposed to believe it just because there’s photo evidence of it.

    • Facks
      March 24, 2019 at 10:24 am

      Right? No doubt it was there! The photographer can even produce whatever was used to write the MAGA part if anyone ever wants to inspect it.

  • Wwy
    March 22, 2019 at 3:39 pm

    Fuck it gas chambers or nothing too many stories about dead kikes.

  • Truth Hound
    March 22, 2019 at 3:32 pm

    Is this David Wade character even relevant? I never heard of him. Does he have any balls, or just regurgitate the “socially acceptable”, bullshit news?

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    March 22, 2019 at 1:05 pm

    Amazing how many TB fan boys talk about other guys cocks.

    • John Wypyszinski
      Herr Doktor
      March 22, 2019 at 1:14 pm

      You do seem to LOVE the cock, Randall. You’re here a lot…

    • Diane Woods emerson
      March 24, 2019 at 8:47 am

      It makes sense Randall guy since a lot of us are chicks. Chicks your dick couldn’t handle. Feel better now that I have mentioned yours? We’re you feeling left out?

  • fox insider
    March 22, 2019 at 12:37 pm

    P.S- this is motherfucking MAGA country. dont like it? get the fuck out cuz the illegals be loving it, thats y they cum-all over biancas face

  • fox insider
    March 22, 2019 at 12:32 pm

    david wade is an unprofessional, micro penised ass hat. everybody at fox would have to listen to him and bianca squabble constantly at work because he doesnt know how to use his small penis. so god damn awkward for everyone. im glad he is gont to smaller and worse things. the girl just wanted dick everyday, apparently he couldnt do it. reminds me of jeff gordon, only married to cover up the fact hes a gay.

    • randiguy2006
      Randall Guy
      March 22, 2019 at 2:42 pm

      you sure seem obsessed with other mens penises.

    • Clint Bowyer
      March 22, 2019 at 8:27 pm

      I don’t think david and bianca were on fox 25, but let that go. However I agree with your statement about Jeff Gordon. He and Michael Waltrip both sound like they end up the bottom in a gay bathhouse .

  • Sgt. Salami
    March 22, 2019 at 12:03 pm

    WHO CARES?!?! First the rant about some woman saving a guys life with Narcan and now this crap? I used to really appreciate your articles but now it seems like your just digging to try and create a stir in order to legitimize yourself as a news source.

    • randiguy2006
      Randall Guy
      March 22, 2019 at 1:10 pm


      Lets get back to REAL journalism!

      Shaming handicapped parking miscreants.

    • The Great Knock
      March 23, 2019 at 1:11 pm

      Response to Sgt Salami:

      Police departments ocassionally arrest the wrong person, or don’t make an arrest at all.
      The Army kills innocent civilians when invading countries.
      Mapping the human genome took many decades at the cost of many millions of dollars and replicative failures.
      So you don’t like efforts fraught with difficulty or error? What do you propose TBS do? On what grounds? By what measure?

  • aL the Bastard
    March 22, 2019 at 11:50 am

    It’s got to be oddly satisfying that all these ‘legitimate’ folk want you to get got Soo bad tho. Just a little

  • LBJ
    March 22, 2019 at 11:38 am

    Trump is the most steadfastly pro-Israel/Pro Jewish President EVER. So either way whoever wrote the “slur” or believes that the crime was instigated by Trump it is a complete moron. Logic could even lead to the conclusion that “MAGA” is a pro-Jewish adornment.

  • Wade In Lies and Shit
    March 22, 2019 at 11:37 am

    Just proves they could give a shit less about anti-semitism. They are smear merchants. All they are interested in is smearing the President and imply he’s somehow responsible. Otherwise, these lying POS wouldn’t have even reported on the story. Wade is the perfect name for a guy who wades hip deep in shit to push his leftist agenda.

  • Y
    March 22, 2019 at 11:37 am

    David, remember her (3rd best head in New England):

    • Y
      March 22, 2019 at 11:39 am

      Shorty, I mean David, Bianca left you for this:

  • The angry taint
    noah webster from the great beyond
    March 22, 2019 at 11:32 am

    The use of the word “chub” may not be the the queen’s english but I AM spectrally engorged by it’s usage.

  • Iraqistan Vet
    March 22, 2019 at 11:29 am

    Really, The virtue signaling scumbags know how to tweak your people nine ways to Sunday. Trump voters tend to work and actually serve this country. Bianca cuckholding ya really left a mark there cupcake

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    March 22, 2019 at 11:12 am

    Q: If Randall Guy and Justin Bieber threw themselves off a 300-foot cliff, who would hit the ground first?

    A: Who cares?

    • Jackie
      March 22, 2019 at 11:28 am

      Neither, fairies can fly.

    • randiguy2006
      Randall Guy
      March 22, 2019 at 12:57 pm

      Its OK. Its get better.

  • Barry
    March 22, 2019 at 10:56 am

    The cops already know that TBS is an ally so they chose to help WBZ and the Boston Globe save face. There’s absolutely positively no way that the cop missed the MAGA reference in the initial investigation.

    • randiguy2006
      Randall Guy
      March 22, 2019 at 11:05 am

      So you are accusing the cops of filing a false report?

      Cops are heroes.

      • Barry
        March 22, 2019 at 11:33 am

        This might be tough without a diagram including a timeline but we’ll give it a try. If graffiti is added tonight and a third investigation takes place tomorrow it doesn’t mean that the cop investigating yesterday missed it. Make sense?

  • Jussie Smollett
    March 22, 2019 at 10:40 am

    It was a brother from another mother who wrote it. The handwriting gives it away.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    March 22, 2019 at 10:23 am

    That’s gotta hurt.
    You were wr…wr…wr…
    C’mon you can do it TB.

    Hey did they arrest the guy that found the phone for murder yet?
    Keep up the solid “journalism.”

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      March 22, 2019 at 10:36 am

      I’ve sent you a one-way ticket for an all expenses paid trip to Afghanistan.

      The sooner you fuck yourself off there, the better.

      • randiguy2006
        Randall Guy
        March 22, 2019 at 10:50 am

        Just send the cash

        • The rest of us
          March 22, 2019 at 11:40 am

          We already do, it’s called welfare.

        • John Wypyszinski
          Randall Guy's Pimp
          March 22, 2019 at 1:05 pm

          RANDY!!!! Men’s Room, now! I ain’t no sugar pimp like Franklin was, you best set your mind to working you no account nonearning fitty cent ho. I been getting complaints about you always being on that phone stead of working. Don’t make me come down there and stick that phone up yo’ booty. You goin’ be out behind that dumpster so fast your ass will think it was in a time warp.

          • randiguy2006
            Randall Guy
            March 22, 2019 at 2:40 pm

            Why so gay?

    • Randall's Big Fat Momma
      March 22, 2019 at 10:42 am

      I should have gotten an abortion

      • randiguy2006
        Randall Guy
        March 22, 2019 at 10:50 am

        Mom are we still on for Meatloaf Monday?

      • John Wypyszinski
        Herr Doktor
        March 22, 2019 at 12:53 pm

        You did, but it lived unfortunately for us…

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 22, 2019 at 10:22 am

    I couldn’t give a fuck if it said “Maga’ originally or not. It doesn’t change my belief that this was all done by leftist agitators.

    So what if it said it? If it did say it it actually strengthens the argument that it was some but–hurt leftist still upset that their queen lost the election.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    March 22, 2019 at 10:19 am

    Dave Wade is ripping his frenulum to bits over this story.

    He probably pitched up in the dead of night and wrote it himself so he could say “I told you so”.

    He really is that much of a cunt.

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