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So the Red Sox lost to the Indians last night 6-0 to go down two games to none in the ALDS playoffs. What made it even more aggravating was the fact that David Price, a man who was paid a salary of over $30 million this year, couldn’t even make it out of the 4th inning. Of course anyone who follows baseball knows that this is hardly surprising because losing in the playoffs is what David Price does best. You just hoped that this would be the year he sacked up. You hoped that he would want to get rid of this reputation, win a World Series, and make a push for the Hall of Fame. But instead we just got more of the same. Don’t worry though, David Price isn’t losing any sleep about, because he got paid either way:
217 don't short change me RT @cambo512: @DAVIDprice24 You are a punk. $212 million! Act like your worth that much. Shut up and pitch well.
— David Price (@DAVIDprice24) September 29, 2016
And his teammates probably are OK with it because he tried bribing them all with Jordan’s:
I got love for my teammates…tons of Jordan's for the squad pic.twitter.com/Waz1eylIXq
— David Price (@DAVIDprice24) September 16, 2016
David wasn’t so concerned about winning this game as he was with what he’d be wearing for shoes:
https://twitter.com/DAVIDprice24/status/784429310622863360
Who cares if you win so long as you’re fresh to def?
According to his supporters though this is not a big deal because we’re not paying his salary:
you sound like a jealous lol bitch .. Who cares what he makes ..you paying his salary ???
— Nicky Gagliano (@nickgagliano) October 7, 2016
Except we are. We watch the games on TV and buy tickets and merchandise, which increases revenue, and enables the Red Sox to afford to pay sucky pitchers $217 million.
He’s not the only reason we’re losing, don’t get me wrong. Xander Bogaerts, Mookie Betts, and Jackie Bradley Jr. have virtually disappeared. The best thing any of them have done all series is when JBJ got hit by a pitch. That was awesome. I cheered for that. This is how awful this series has been thus far. Could we still win? Of course. We’re the Red Sox. But that 2004 team had Pedro and Schilling. Those guys had balls of steel. We have David Price, a guy who last week said that he’s not worried about losing in the playoffs because baseball is a team game. Schilling and Pedro put the team on their back, just like Madison Bumgarner and other winners do every single year.
Oh yea, and you know who else is unbeatable in the playoffs? This guy:
Jon fucking Lester. He sacked up and pitched an 8 inning shutout against one of the best pitchers in baseball (Johnny Cueto) to lead the Cubs to a 1-0 win. How come we can’t get players like him? He’s basically the same age as Price. They’re both lefties. Except Lester has a proven career of winning in the playoffs and gets paid $10 million less. Lester beat cancer, but Price can’t beat the Indians. Oh yea, in his two World Series runs Lester went 5-1 in the playoffs with an ERA below 2. We could’ve had him for that money, but we didn’t offer it to him. Instead we gave this career loser $30 million. Makes sense.
The worst part about Price is that he doesn’t seem to give a shit. Here’s what he tweeted out last year after he lost a huge playoff game for the Blue Jays, which could’ve helped them get to the World Series:
8 minute phone conversation with @charliesheen today!! What a pleasant surprise…haha my stomach hurts from laughing!! #winning
— David Price (@DAVIDprice24) October 7, 2015
No big deal. Sports are just a hobby. Win or lose, does it really matter as long as you get to talk to Charlie Sheen for 8 minutes?
Anyway, the only thing worse than David Price is his overbearing long term girlfriend Tiffany Nicole Smith. Back when Price was with the Rays David Ortiz took him deep in 2013 during our dominating first round victory. As usual, Papi watched his greatness sore out of the field, which made Tiffany Nicole Smith quite butthurt:
She was at that game and decided to air her thoughts about Red Sox fans after her boyfriend’s latest playoff blunder:
Convinced that there must be a written rule that in order to be a Red Sox fan, you have to be a complete and utter POS. Wow!
— Tiffany Nicole Price (@tif_price) October 4, 2013
I hope this same guy is sitting here tomorrow. Can't wait to accidentally slap his hat off of his head
— Tiffany Nicole Price (@tif_price) October 4, 2013
She also thinks Red Sox fans are “white trash.”
Turtleboy truly hates this lady with a passion. You can’t call an entire fan base “white trash,” shit on our greatest player, and generalize us as “complete and utter pieces of shit,” and expect that you’re gonna be off limits. That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.
So we got into it with her:
you're so pathetic. Tweeting a player's fiancée. Bye loser.
— Tiffany Nicole Price (@tif_price) October 7, 2016
Can someone please find this loser? He needs a hug https://t.co/dw0nmTcxvN
— Tiffany Nicole Price (@tif_price) October 7, 2016
Shots fired. You would think she would be more interested in the game, but that’s not her style.
https://twitter.com/kstatetif/status/784511027559931904
Yea, he’s not pitching right now because they pulled his ass. And of course David Price makes his marriage plans at the beginning of November. That’s when the Red Sox would normally be having their duckboat parade. Guess he just kind of assumed there would be no parade this year since he’s the “ace.” Oh yea, and her expensive wedding next month is being financed by Red Sox fans.
Then she suggested we meet up, presumably so she could call Turtleboy white trash for being a Red Sox fan:
dude you so can't hurt my feelings. Keep trying tho. I would be happy to meet you so you can say this to my face on Sunday
— Tiffany Nicole Price (@tif_price) October 7, 2016
The only place we will meet you is at Whitco in Spencer. Take a number though, its a long line.
Next thing you know she was literally reading and quoting Clive McFarlane during a playoff game. And just like Goofy Clive, she believes that Turtleboy Sports is a blog written by one person, even though a judge in a real courtroom ruled that this person is NOT Turtleboy:
I should have never engaged with that guy. Aidan Kearney I see you 👀👀 so does Red Sox security
— Tiffany Nicole Price (@tif_price) October 7, 2016
Yea, Red Sox security is gonna kick a random guy out of a game for tweeting. That’s gonna happen in real life.
This is what she was doing during the biggest start of her husband’s boyfriend’s career. Then she wanted to let us know that we didn’t get to her, by passive aggressively posting about us:
https://twitter.com/kstatetif/status/784558628724408320
No, we have plenty of ammo on you besides the fact that you have the same relationship that Pam had with Roy on The Office. Ya know, like this:
Convinced that there must be a written rule that in order to be a Red Sox fan, you have to be a complete and utter POS. Wow!
— Tiffany Nicole Price (@tif_price) October 4, 2013
And the fact that you’re constantly posting black lives matter lies about “hands up, don’t shoot.”
https://twitter.com/kstatetif/status/778235857379680256
It's that we want our lives to matter as much as everyone else's. Why is that so hard to understand?
— Tiffany Nicole Price (@tif_price) September 20, 2016
#RoshadMcIntosh#DianaShowman#EricGarner#MikeBrown #AkaiGurley#AnthonyHill#NicholasThomas #NaeschylasVinzant#TonyRobinson #TyreKing
— Tiffany Nicole Price (@tif_price) September 20, 2016
Lies that have turned people against the police and directly led to the killing of police officers in Dallas, Baton Rouge, St. Louis, and many other places. You’re a lousy person for many reasons Tiffany. Not just because shit all over Red Sox fans and anyone else you don’t like. Don’t worry though, wannabe Soprano’s actor Tony Siragusa has your back:
.takes a big man to go after a mans wife ..grow up
— Tony Siragusa (@TonySiragusa) October 7, 2016
Shut up Tony.
https://twitter.com/TurtleBoySports/status/784529916612186113
Anyway, anyone who thinks we we’re being too hard on her, or that she’s off limits because she’s not a player, is missing the big picture. She goes out of her way to express her opinion’s about fans. She and her boyfriend are supposed to be above that. By even engaging with us she proved that she is still the loud mouthed moron she was three years ago when she was whining about David Ortiz and white trash Red Sox fans. And we’re stuck with her for six more years. Joy.
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Still harassing people I see Turtle boy aka Mat Pervier, Aiden Kearney and Brett Killoran.
I take a vacation for a bit and come back t see you are all up to the same game.
Nicky Gagliano are you fucking kidding me? And this rant of yours is supposed to help your man’s lack of perseverance when it really matters in the post season? Come on girl for God sake. The dude talks like kermit the frog ok? Worth a gazillion dollars the Red Sox are paying him? Ummm – no. No way. So thank you Nicky. You just gave us yet more reasons why signing David Price was a bad idea.
Bitch…
Marlon Brando said it best in the movie “On The Waterfront”
You don’t understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let’s face it. It was you, Charley.
David Price turning into Terry Malloy.
Another thought, Dave Price isn’t exactly Denzel Washington when it comes to the Looks, more like Bill Cosby.
Did you really try to insult The Goose based on The Sopranos? How long ago was that? 20 years? If anything, take shots at his shitty sideline reporting.
We need a Remy to honor kill his girlfriend so we can be Boston strong again,and Ortiz needs to start taking those “vitamins”. We all know 2013 looked like a nazi propaganda film and Gomes deserves an Oscar after Boston became weak when teenagers blew up the marathon and shut down a city.
The clowns have captured me and are worse than the Viet Cong back in the bush of Nam
Just made me spit my coffee! Best…comment…ever!
We have price for the next 2 seasons period. No need to make the guy a heel… Boston makes champions so if this year is not our year, he will be ready for next year. We need him in 2017 and 18. If he hates the city and fans, we will never give his best effort.
The guy already has $217 million reasons to give his best effort. If they didn’t get cheap with Lester the Red Sox could have kept their ace for far less money and drama.
Don’t give the fiancé any more attention than she’s getting. You exposed her for who and what she is and what she said about Red Sox fans so leave it at that.
#RedSoxFansLivesMatter
“There are no bad Soldiers, only bad Officers”…Napoleon
The Sox front office and ownership made enemies in their own ranks after unprecedented success.
Well, those chickens have come home to roost
I hope the two of them pull a Jose Fernandez.
Don’t even engage with that vapid cunt. She’s literally a bigger piece of human garbage than half the wannabe hardos in Southbridge. But she thinks her shit doesn’t stink because she lets an overpaid glorified fifth starter rail her. As soon as her tits start to say, he’ll kick her to the curb.
Start to sag.
Fucking tablet….
There once were some lives that were mattering.
To girlfriend who was chattering.
White, black and brown.
Wish she’d tone it down.
Nobody wants that kind of blathering!
Take the high road, Turtle. Let it go.