Death Threat Of The Day: Mass Department Of Conservation And Recreation Employee Jeremy Olech Thinks I Posted A Blog About His Mom (We Didn’t) And He’s Coming To Pay A Visit

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Woke up to this in my inbox this morning.

When I first saw this I had no idea what it was about. No one from Trutleboy has ever blogged about this unbalanced individual, and we never posted a blog about the recent controversial death at MGM Grand. Evidently a woman (his mother) saw a man who was either dead or dying, claims she tried to help him, but was told by security that she needed to back off.

However, it appears as if TB Rider, which is run by a fan who lets us use his page when the rest of our pages are suspended, did post something about it. Not sure what because it’s not there anymore, but he thinks TB Rider is me, which is why I woke up to this lovely threat this morning.

For the record, I could care less if you know where I live. You’re not going to do anything. You’re not going to see me soon. You’re not going to come to my house. You are a lowlife degenerate, and quite frankly seeing the loser your mother raised makes me question her story now. I’m not in the least bit afraid of you, as cowards like you think they can intimidate us into silence. You can’t. Not that we even blogged about you or your mother prior to this either. But now we have.

Pretty foul language for a church-going guy.

Jesus wouldn’t approve of that.

Of course this bootleg Mr. Clean is an employee of the state, and works as a tree planter for the Mass Department of Conservation and Recreation.

In my opinion, people who have their salaries paid for by the taxpayers should not be sending threatening messages like that to people who have never uttered their name before. Whatever you do, DO NOT send a link to this blog to to let them know what an animal they employ. He might lose his job, and then what would he do?



24 Comment(s)
  • Jim
    January 12, 2019 at 9:46 am

    Johnny Appleseed gone bad

    Fer fooks sake, if you’re using someone else’s fb account don’t be surprised if people think it’s you.

  • English Teacher
    January 11, 2019 at 2:27 pm

    Hey Turtle, you need to learn how to write a little bit better. When you say, ” I could care less”, it means you could, in fact, care less than you do now. The correct expression is, “couldn’t care less”, which means, of coures, you could not care less.
    Tighten shit up a bit. Otherwise you’re doing a fine job. Oh yeah, it’s “yeah”, not “yea”.
    Yea rhymes with gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  • marilu
    January 11, 2019 at 11:12 am

    That thumbnail pic is creepy af belongs in a horror movie or something about twisted insanity

    • Dr. T. Boyd
      January 11, 2019 at 7:32 pm

      Your English and writing skills aren’t good enough to make that post. Both are dismal. And that’s what ya went with….

  • deflateddoritodinks
    January 11, 2019 at 8:57 am

    Seriously we need more trees? There’s more trees in Massachusetts than the entire Untied States west of the Missouri River.

    Next on the state agenda: a $1.1 billion bike lane.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Tired Taxpayer
    January 10, 2019 at 10:37 pm

    Another government “worker,” welfare recipient, sucking off the taxpayers. You’ve got his name Turtleboy, time to post his address.

  • whatevuh
    January 10, 2019 at 7:17 pm

    watch out, little pussy has a stick !

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    January 10, 2019 at 3:33 pm

    Every day this plays looks more and more like a place run by a 14 year old girl who got her boyfriend stolen

    • Nee Chi
      January 10, 2019 at 4:39 pm


    • Alex Reimer does not like my breasts, sad emoji
      January 13, 2019 at 8:47 pm

      Im a mtf trans person who had their boyfriend stolen by a ftm trans person. WILL you and the rest of society stop using gender pronouns??!!!? PLEASE it is so offensive. I prefer the terms “there” “them” and most of all “it”. Please respect me and my community!

  • SouthCoastRider
    January 10, 2019 at 1:14 pm

    Prior to doxxing someone, it’s important to do some basic research.

    On the state salary database, he’s listed as a “short term seasonal” contracted laborer with a 90-day contract. He made a whopping $5,430.41 in 2018.

    So he really isn’t even an employee of DCR or the state. Sending people (or not) to comment to DCR isn’t gonna make a lick of difference, as he doesn’t really even work there.

  • The Common Man
    January 10, 2019 at 12:57 pm

    Who is the square with the nWo Wolfpack shirt on? I need a blog about him. As for me, I stuck it out with the black and white because when I said the nWo is 4-Life, I meant it!

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    January 10, 2019 at 12:23 pm

    Call Enfield. See if you can get Terry up here to protect you. I mean no one to fucks with that guy!

  • Nee Chi
    January 10, 2019 at 12:12 pm

    So let me get this straight. You use SOMEONE ELSE’S Facetube page once in a while. This dude see’s the page post something he thinks is false and gets pissed off, at YOU.

    Then he threatens you, and comes after you. WHY TF wouldn’t he?? (He thinks his mother is being unjustly shamed. If I were you, I’d clear it up with him. He looks like he might really come after you.)

    Said post gets taken down. Hmmmm… I wonder why???

    You act like an offended, triggered pussy, then ask your followers to doxx him at work.

    Do you not see the hypocrisy here??

    This confusion is a direct result of you trying to one-up the FaceTube. You act like a selfish spoiled little brat.

    What a dick move pal.


    • Bret
      January 10, 2019 at 1:41 pm

      I always love the fake named pussyfarts that show up here running their cockwashers…lol
      Shut the fuck up shitdick

      • Nee Chi
        January 10, 2019 at 4:20 pm

        Triggered are we?? Bwahahaha!!

        You’re such a sensitive pussy. 

  • Kill 'Em All And Let God Sort 'Em Out
    January 10, 2019 at 11:52 am

    My front door is unlocked, come on in asshole…pop…pop. Clean up for the cops.

    • JimmyBooms
      January 10, 2019 at 12:13 pm

      He looks like a Bruce Willis stunt double in Die Hard 8 Natural Causes.

      • dball31211
        January 10, 2019 at 12:23 pm

        Less Bruce more sloth

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    January 10, 2019 at 11:49 am

    One of the Commonwealth’s finest. Such grammar! Such eloquent writing skills! No wonder he digs holes fora living…

  • turtleheart
    January 10, 2019 at 11:37 am

    The 2 questions:

    1- Who told him Turtleboy wrote on it….Co-worker(s) or friend(s)?
    2- Did they mislead him on purpose, or did they fucking forget and guess ‘Turtleboy’ as if they were confident?
    And either way on either question……, why the fuck wouldn’t he look up the article? Or have them show it to him? Or get some details? Because he’s an asshole. That’s why. He was probably drunk, high, or both. But that’s why they named Google..Google.

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    January 10, 2019 at 11:12 am

    You can’t blame the guy for wanted to defend his mother, however he absolutely went about it the wrong way. He should have asked questions first. Instead he chose to shoot first which unfortunately for him will cause his own untimely demise.

    Don’t. Poke. The. Turtle.

    People will never learn.

  • The Hills Have Eyes
    January 10, 2019 at 11:05 am

    I don’t know where those pictures were taken but they’re a good reminder to never drive through remote areas without a full tank of gas and a reserve container in the trunk.

  • Preservation Western Mass
    January 10, 2019 at 10:51 am

    He’s obviously going to become an archeologist full time. He specializes in exploring abandoned hillbilly shithouses and dump sites. He’s collected more petrified corn and Schlitz cans than you can shake a stick at.

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