Delusional Pro-Pot “Constitutional Expert” Harasses The Police Shutting Down His Unlicensed “Free Pot Edible” Giveaway, Alleges Police Misconduct In Batshit Word Salad, Tries To Bribe Bristol To Write Favorable Piece, Doesn’t Understand The Laws

Today’s douchebag of the day is this mentally unhinged lunatic, Andrew Frost.


Trust me, you’re going to dislike him just as much as I now do very shortly. For starters, he is the kind of perpetual loser that centers his entire life around weed. If it was anything else he’d clearly be a drug addict for this level of fixation, but he calls himself a “medic”. Yeah, ok. Whatever helps you sleep at night, you untrained burnout.

Andrew messaged us with an “inside tip”, that ended up being little more than an inside look into his remarkably unstable little brain.

As soon as your “inside tip” starts off with a bunch of news articles completely unrelated to you or whatever crazy conspiracy your peabrain has cooked up, your story is going one of two directions with us:

  1. Nowhere
  2. Not where you wanted it to go.

Andrew obviously isn’t from around here. Welcome to Turtleboy, we don’t pander to your insanity ’round these parts, buckaroo. And my God, does he have a lot of insanity that he wanted desperately to share with me.

Unfortunately I don’t keep a “fractured psyche libertarian anti-police” to English translator handy, so I’m still not entirely sure what the fuck he was trying to convey here, other than he had an issue with some police over something weed related. The whole thing came in to focus a lot more clearly when he sent me this video of his “false arrest and imprisonment”, and the corresponding police report.

Holy sovereign citizen word salad, someone take the thesaurus out of this man’s hands. He has no idea what the words coming out of his mouth mean. This is what a tenth grade kid who plagiarized his report and then had to give a presentation sounds like. Utter incoherent nonsense. Where in the constitution that it says you have the right to give our weed brownies from the back of a pickup truck? It doesn’t. But, if you notice, and managed to get through the first 8 minutes without smashing your cellphone with a hammer, his unhappy looking hippie chick friend answers the officer’s question, “what’s the deal with the weed?” with the answer, “Raising awareness and donations.” While ‘gifting’ weed edibles. So, taking money for weed. This is selling weed, and selling weed is still illegal without a license. So, um, kind of breaking the law here, buddy. And although he was indeed arrested on a case of mistaken identity, as is reflected in the police report:


He was such a douche about the whole thing it should be criminal. Then there’s the way he treated the guy at the impound lot.


You might be an asshole if….you refer to your unregistered car being towed and impounded as “theft by deception”. No, jackass, it’s the law. Something you clearly know little to nothing about.

And this isn’t the first city where Captain Confused About the Constitution has been warned that his activities are less than legal, either. A month before this incident the Lunenburg police warned him as well, and of course, he videotaped it.




I honestly have no idea how these officers stay so calm and collected with these Cop Block type asswipes. Try this at your local Dunkin Donuts – I dare you. Your iced French Vanilla extra-extra will come with a little extra spit. Sure, it is within your rights to film the cops, and these cops are entirely cool about it. I would be bullshit if someone got up in my face and filmed me just trying to do my job, I think most people would. But, of course, Andrew is the MOST pro-police guy you could possibly meet.

Translation: “I am anti-police and a gigantic douche canoe.” Duly noted, buddy.

And hey, Andrew? Of course your lawyer is laughing all the way to the bank – he gets paid by the hour, and your case is hopeless. That must be why you attempted to slide in a little bribery to get a favorable write-up.

That’s not how this works here, I don’t want your hippy-dippy scooby snacks. Don’t get me wrong, I love weed. And I support my local weed dealer. Mainly because he doesn’t spit in the face of all the people out there setting up shop the legal way, and the shit all over the police when they shut it down and tell you to get on your way. But what I don’t love is some self-righteous moronic loser who wants to ruin a couple of cops work shift because he doesn’t like to be told to follow rules that he is too patently stupid to comprehend.  I can’t write about you favorably, Handy Andy,  because the law you keep citing over, and over, and over again?

You’re fucking breaking it, shit for brains.

As explained in the I-team article Andrew sent me like 6 times that supposedly exonerated him of all wrong doing, it is legal to “Transfer up to an ounce of pot to another adult, without the exchange of money, and without being advertised or promoted to the public.” That’s from the very source he really, really wanted me to see. Let’s pretend the Mystery Gang hasn’t been collecting “donations”….

Even though they definitely are, and simply two bit weed dealers doing an incredibly shitty job at keeping it on the down-low.

Whoops! Advertising your weed sales on Facebook marketplace is a page out of the good ol’ ratchet scumfuck handbook!

Illegal weed sales under the guise of “donations” that you most definitely cannot claim on your tax return aside….


They’ve still been promoting and advertising the fuck out of it. You know…breaking the law. But go ahead, keep blaming the police. Seems totally reasonable. And it’s not like they don’t know it, because if you have to lie after the fact….


You know damn well you were wrong. Try somewhere else, Andy. I’m not buying your weed, or your bullshit.

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36 Comment(s)
  • Judge dread
    March 31, 2019 at 3:15 pm

    Send him to a fema camp, 36 months hard labor. Use the experimental on drugs on him that actively deny the effects of MJ. Also make sure he wears headphones with a recital of the constitution 24×7.

  • Tow Thug
    March 31, 2019 at 8:14 am

    $144.81 will get you your piece of shit back buddy.

  • Maggie the Cat
    March 30, 2019 at 5:25 pm

    Too much marijuana leads to permanent psychosis. We’ll be paying for these people when they are in the mental wards for the rest of their miserable lives. We can only hope that they kill each other in some psychotic rage.

  • Abraham Lincoln's antique farm equipment
    March 30, 2019 at 3:15 am

    He had 5 warrants and he’s claiming false arrest!!!

    March 29, 2019 at 6:20 pm

    Andrew – please focus and listen … you are a pussy!

  • Nee Chi
    March 29, 2019 at 1:24 pm

    Meh. There’s way, way, waaaaaaay worse people out there than these two ejits.

    Jus Sayin’

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    March 29, 2019 at 1:03 pm

    I couldn’t read everything in the article because I don’t carry a magnifying glass with me. For fuck’s sake, can you please make the attachments large enough to read?

    Love the blog and read it daily, but lately some of the content within the articles is simly too small to read.

    • Drop Some Cash
      March 29, 2019 at 1:37 pm

      And get a 60″ monitor like me.

    • Hmm
      March 29, 2019 at 4:15 pm

      You can’t zoom in

  • Lay Off The Reefer and Grow Up
    March 29, 2019 at 12:23 pm

    He’s a clown and so is she. Being a veteran isn’t an excuse to be stoned or drunk all the time. E a productive member of society. I’m quite sure she wasn’t storming any beachhead or kicking doors in. Some of these disabled vets are as full of shit as their civilian counterparts. Neither one of them can make a complete sentence without sounding like a shithead. Lay off the weed, you’re adults. Potheads and drunks aren’t very prestigious or attractive.

  • Dead Poets Society
    March 29, 2019 at 12:22 pm

    When I was in college I would get stoned at night and write reports pages long. In the morning my writings looked and sounded like this Fucknut

  • Micheal Avenetti
    March 29, 2019 at 12:16 pm

    All the Brothers from The Hood and Cadillac Cruisers in Southie sell this shit night and day with a wink, nod and a hand slip (like when you tip the valet)….This Asshat parks an unregistered truck in front of a fire hydrant at Faneuil Hall lettered up like an ice cream truck. …If this douche bag and little fuck hole gf started on Canal St and walked to Tremont St they could have sold all the gummies on the downlow to Hipsters smoking cigarettes outside of every bar …File Under: Weekend White Suburban Kids hanging out in the big city

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    March 29, 2019 at 10:19 am

    I’ll bribe Bristol if she’s accepting offers.

    • Always Works For Me
      March 29, 2019 at 3:05 pm

      Smile and lick your eyebrows and you might get lucky.

  • John Belushi
    March 29, 2019 at 9:39 am

    We are on a mission from mars.
    I always wondered where my Blues Brothers hat ended up.

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    March 29, 2019 at 9:34 am

    oh where to start…1) you are illegally parked on a fucking fire hydrant and should have been towed immediately. 2) did he call that lady a veteran? fucking veteran of what? 99% of DAV money collectors(probably this chick too) are fucking scam artists who take money away from the real vets who need it. you can’t get on boston police or fire now unless you”re a DAV…huh? oh you have ptsd here’s a weapon oh you have 85% neck and shoulder injury? here drag all this heavy shit around and carry people out of burning buildings….gtfo. DAV is the new EBT. 3) handing out weed is going to piss diego off because that might cut into his smack sales. 4) when did wooden billy clubs go away? i miss the old days when a guy like HIM would show up to jail with a broken jaw( no never was a LEO)….Sorry for the rant

  • Martha Stewart
    March 29, 2019 at 8:59 am

    I make all of my clothes out of hemp and those fuckers in MA always bring the man down on me; I even went to prison for two years because of my indica panties.

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    March 29, 2019 at 8:04 am

    What I’d like to know is, Does he work? I bet no. I’m also double my bet that we support him for some “disability”. So here’s just another able bodies schmuck with way too much time, driving around pretending to give away donation free weed while being an expert on the constitution. Hope someone in authority sees this story and cuts off his finding for good! I work my ass off to save for retirement, and this piece of shit gets a percentage of it…. WTF???

  • Mom’s Basement
    March 29, 2019 at 7:09 am

    This is why you have to take a little a break once in a while. By the time someone buys a VW bus it’s already too late but a good friend will intervene as soon as the afflicted starts putting stickers on their car.

  • Travis rearend
    March 29, 2019 at 6:26 am

    Baby shark. Doo doo doo doo.

  • Independent Thinker
    March 29, 2019 at 4:17 am

    What bothers me the most is that you cannot sell flavored cigarettes, because the government is afraid that it may encourage children to smoke, but you can have marijuana laced brownies, chocolate bars, lollypops, and gummy bears. I mean gummy bears? That is a children’s candy. Then you have the “commission” trying to make these things more socially acceptable, only because they want to get their hands on more money. I’d like to see a vote to rescind the vote legalizing pot and see what all of these people do now that the free money will no longer be rolling in, not to mention the millions of dollars invested in pot shops and farms.

    • Derek Eagles
      March 29, 2019 at 5:23 am

      Edibles ( even the candy ones ) taste like weed no matter what flavoring is used. You can still taste it and kids wouldn’t find them appealing. Granted in the case of small items like gummies they might eat one / a couple before realizing this, but that’s why responsible non-idiotic parents would keep said items away from children.

      • Independent Thinker
        March 29, 2019 at 7:15 am

        There aren’t too many responsible, non-idiotic parents these days. That’s why they expect others (the taxpayers) to care for their children, many of whom they have no business having in the first place.

    • Duh
      March 29, 2019 at 6:10 am

      Better shut down any fruit flavored or sweet alcohol. Jello shots better be against the law. And lets not start on the billion dollar industry of alcohol that funds child abuse, suicide, car accidents and liver failure.

      • Independent Thinker
        March 29, 2019 at 7:13 am

        You missed my whole point. You can’t have flavored tobacco, but you can have flavored pot — that is, pot in the form of a candy. Specifically, a child’s candy, like a gummy bear.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    March 29, 2019 at 4:05 am

    But, but, but he’s been “exhilarated”.

    What a dicksplash.

  • PiedmontPatrol
    March 29, 2019 at 1:18 am

    Reminds me of the “Urban Legend ” growing up in Worcester on the stories of Piedmont Street hookers. Legend had it if you paid the hookers with money inside a birth day card, the police had to let you go because the money was a present , not a solicitation. But then when we were 17 or so and in a car, out of curiosity we would drive down to Piedmont Street and only see fat, neck tattooed women without teeth and were sadly disappointed that it wasn’t Julia Roberts in high heeled boots walking the streets there. To this date, i don’t know if the birthday card thing is real, but I am starting to doubt it.

    • Sarai
      March 29, 2019 at 8:02 am

      That explains all of the cards. As long as the money’s green idgaf but I did always wondered what that was about.

  • Mahky Mahk Ballbag
    March 29, 2019 at 12:55 am

    The kid had a good point. I’m just not stoned enough to fully understand his emblazoned geniusery. The brothers in arms are clearly fuckulating with his constitutional rights as written in the Geneva convention. I demand a full inquisition empaneled by a jury of CBC infused gummy bears. Consider this a legal notice to everyone reading this before someone shoots their foot in their mouth because there are two ways to skin a cat! You’ve been duly legal-advised! Silence is wisdom. Power to the people!

  • Christopher Lettiere
    March 28, 2019 at 11:38 pm

  • Burlando Castile
    March 28, 2019 at 10:39 pm

    I’ve seen this idiot in central mass at Walmart parking lots. Talk about being dressed like a target.

    Is there a live show tonight?

  • I wear marijuana emblazoned clothes
    March 28, 2019 at 9:48 pm

    Just kidding. I have some self-respect and a pinky sliver nail of dignity.

  • Bob
    March 28, 2019 at 9:47 pm

    That’s it??? Yawn

    • Big Wick
      March 29, 2019 at 12:24 pm

      Aw, c’mon, Blob, I’m sure there’ll be more to come, not every hit is a homer, at least right away. Like many Turtle Title subjects, this dude looks like the gift that will keep on giving (to extend the metaphor, he’ll commit an error, and the bases keep adding up). I get so high, I’ve got that exonerated feeling.. exoner… exfoli… exhilar… oh, damn, SOMETHING like that. If you’re so hard up, why not just head over to Barfstool? Or Deadspleen? exhilarating

  • lob
    March 28, 2019 at 9:27 pm


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