Today’s douchebag of the day is this mentally unhinged lunatic, Andrew Frost.
Trust me, you’re going to dislike him just as much as I now do very shortly. For starters, he is the kind of perpetual loser that centers his entire life around weed. If it was anything else he’d clearly be a drug addict for this level of fixation, but he calls himself a “medic”. Yeah, ok. Whatever helps you sleep at night, you untrained burnout.
Andrew messaged us with an “inside tip”, that ended up being little more than an inside look into his remarkably unstable little brain.
As soon as your “inside tip” starts off with a bunch of news articles completely unrelated to you or whatever crazy conspiracy your peabrain has cooked up, your story is going one of two directions with us:
- Not where you wanted it to go.
Andrew obviously isn’t from around here. Welcome to Turtleboy, we don’t pander to your insanity ’round these parts, buckaroo. And my God, does he have a lot of insanity that he wanted desperately to share with me.
Unfortunately I don’t keep a “fractured psyche libertarian anti-police” to English translator handy, so I’m still not entirely sure what the fuck he was trying to convey here, other than he had an issue with some police over something weed related. The whole thing came in to focus a lot more clearly when he sent me this video of his “false arrest and imprisonment”, and the corresponding police report.
Holy sovereign citizen word salad, someone take the thesaurus out of this man’s hands. He has no idea what the words coming out of his mouth mean. This is what a tenth grade kid who plagiarized his report and then had to give a presentation sounds like. Utter incoherent nonsense. Where in the constitution that it says you have the right to give our weed brownies from the back of a pickup truck? It doesn’t. But, if you notice, and managed to get through the first 8 minutes without smashing your cellphone with a hammer, his unhappy looking hippie chick friend answers the officer’s question, “what’s the deal with the weed?” with the answer, “Raising awareness and donations.” While ‘gifting’ weed edibles. So, taking money for weed. This is selling weed, and selling weed is still illegal without a license. So, um, kind of breaking the law here, buddy. And although he was indeed arrested on a case of mistaken identity, as is reflected in the police report:
He was such a douche about the whole thing it should be criminal. Then there’s the way he treated the guy at the impound lot.
You might be an asshole if….you refer to your unregistered car being towed and impounded as “theft by deception”. No, jackass, it’s the law. Something you clearly know little to nothing about.
And this isn’t the first city where Captain Confused About the Constitution has been warned that his activities are less than legal, either. A month before this incident the Lunenburg police warned him as well, and of course, he videotaped it.
I honestly have no idea how these officers stay so calm and collected with these Cop Block type asswipes. Try this at your local Dunkin Donuts – I dare you. Your iced French Vanilla extra-extra will come with a little extra spit. Sure, it is within your rights to film the cops, and these cops are entirely cool about it. I would be bullshit if someone got up in my face and filmed me just trying to do my job, I think most people would. But, of course, Andrew is the MOST pro-police guy you could possibly meet.
Translation: “I am anti-police and a gigantic douche canoe.” Duly noted, buddy.
And hey, Andrew? Of course your lawyer is laughing all the way to the bank – he gets paid by the hour, and your case is hopeless. That must be why you attempted to slide in a little bribery to get a favorable write-up.
That’s not how this works here, I don’t want your hippy-dippy scooby snacks. Don’t get me wrong, I love weed. And I support my local weed dealer. Mainly because he doesn’t spit in the face of all the people out there setting up shop the legal way, and the shit all over the police when they shut it down and tell you to get on your way. But what I don’t love is some self-righteous moronic loser who wants to ruin a couple of cops work shift because he doesn’t like to be told to follow rules that he is too patently stupid to comprehend. I can’t write about you favorably, Handy Andy, because the law you keep citing over, and over, and over again?
You’re fucking breaking it, shit for brains.
As explained in the I-team article Andrew sent me like 6 times that supposedly exonerated him of all wrong doing, it is legal to “Transfer up to an ounce of pot to another adult, without the exchange of money, and without being advertised or promoted to the public.” That’s from the very source he really, really wanted me to see. Let’s pretend the Mystery Gang hasn’t been collecting “donations”….
Even though they definitely are, and simply two bit weed dealers doing an incredibly shitty job at keeping it on the down-low.
Whoops! Advertising your weed sales on Facebook marketplace is a page out of the good ol’ ratchet scumfuck handbook!
Illegal weed sales under the guise of “donations” that you most definitely cannot claim on your tax return aside….
They’ve still been promoting and advertising the fuck out of it. You know…breaking the law. But go ahead, keep blaming the police. Seems totally reasonable. And it’s not like they don’t know it, because if you have to lie after the fact….
You know damn well you were wrong. Try somewhere else, Andy. I’m not buying your weed, or your bullshit.
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