Derry Pickle Puffer Urges People To Shoot Multiple Cops After Watching Manchester Cops Lawfully Arrest 3 Shitheads, Then Pulls Delete And Retreat When He Smells Turtle

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The New Hampshire chapter of “My ex-girlfriend cheated on me with a cop, so fuck 12 society” is all up in arms about this video from Manchester this weekend.

Quick recap of what went down.

  • Shithead #1 is on the ground actively resisting arrest, while another queefhag Jane Doe is lying next to him in cuffs. If he submits then he will be unharmed, but instead he chooses what’s behind door #2 and resists, leading to his ass getting tased for our amusement.

  • Shithead #2 in the Al Borland outfit aggressively approaches the officers who are doing their job and trying to apprehend someone who is under arrest, but is actively resisting

  • Shithead #2, who recently graduated form Internet law school, yells “That’s illegal, you guys are going to jail for this” and other things that are not grounded in any sort of facts.
  • Shithead #2 is too close, and getting in the way of a lawful arrest, so a police officer tells him, “Take a walk or you’re going too,” to which he wisely responds by saying, “Fuck you.”

  • Shithead #2 is then arrested, and of course he resists, because in the live free or die state you have the option of deciding whether or not you believe an arrest against you is lawful, and don’t have to wait for it to be figured out in an actual court of law.

  • Shithead #2 is taken down after getting tased, while Shithead #1 is finally hogtied, and while getting dragged away by the police asks, “Can I get my shoe?” to which he quickly finds out the answer to that question is the same answer he gets when a prospective employer asks if he ever completed his GED – No.

  • Then out of nowhere Shithead #3 appears, asking really good questions like, “what did he even do?” But the blood thirsty cops apparently don’t like a flam brimmed slugrake breathing down their necks while they’re trying to do their job around a bunch of drunks in a hostile environment, so they tell Shithead #3 to back away.

  • Shithead #3 interpreted this command as “back away 12 inches, and then step forward with my left foot in an aggressive manner, while continuing to ask ‘what did he even do?’ and trying to pretend like I’m cooperating.”

  • Shithead #3 also decides that once you’re placed under arrest you have the option to decide whether or not you accept this, and thus he refuses to submit and chooses to sign up to be tased instead. As you can see he refuses to put his left arm behind his back.

So they try to pull his arm as he resists.

This video has gotten over a quarter of a million views in less than 24 hours, and it brings out two kinds of people –

  1. Internet Lawyers
  2. The Fuck The Po-Lease Prize Patrol

Internet trainee lawyer Molly is a law student who viewed this video and determined that Shithead #3 dindu nuffin.

“Maybe it took the kid a second to back up when the officer told him to, but that does not give the officers the right to arrest the kid, throw him to the ground, have four officers kicking and punching him in the back, and then tase him.”

Let me correct that for you Molly:

“Maybe he didn’t really back up when the cop told him to and continued to interfere with a lawful arrest, and actually that does give the officers the right to arrest him, which involves throwing him on the ground and tasing him, which only happened because he made the choice to resist arrest, rather than place his hands behind his back.”

The Fuck 12 hoodboogers were out in full force too…..

A picture says a thousand words for Nicholas Rourke. In this case it just screams, “That face you make when you find out your Stepdad Bill drank the last of the Mountain Dew.”

Then there was this skinny jeaned swamp maggot.

His name is Tyler Andrews, but on Facebook he goes by Rick Grimes, and here’s what he had to say about the video.

If you’ve ever referred to cops as pigs, you’ve definitely cried yourself to sleep mid-stroke after finding out that your girlfriend cheated on you with a cop. That’s just science.

Then he kicked it up a notch and started urging people to literally shoot cops in order to “ensure your safety.”

And here he is shooting a gun, while actively talking about how he wants to shoot multiple cops on Facebook.

If he has a LTC it should probably be stripped from him.

“Never let anyone make you feel unsafe.”

A great way to feel safe is to do what cops tell you to do. Just a thought.

Evidently the revolution against 5-0 is about to commence, and this failed Dr. Dre extra is the leader of the rebels:

So it looks like the revolution probably isn’t going to blossom, but at least he’ll have his budding emo music career to fall back on, where he goes full Taylor Swift and whines about all the dudes who have dumped him over the years.

Since we made him famous by sharing his post on Clarence Woods Emerson’s Facebook page he removed it, probably because he realized what a bad idea it was. Now he’s pulling the “You’re gonna make me commit suicide and it will be your fault, not mine, because suicide isn’t a choice” card.

You won’t.

Anyway, the lesson here for Manchester’s finest is simple – don’t break the law, but if you do, make sure to submit to arrest, and if you feel the arrest is not lawful then you let your lawyer make that argument for you in court. Whatever you do, DO NOT post a viral video, expecting sympathy, and tell the world how we should kill cops on behalf of three shitheads from ManchVegas. You won’t get the charges dropped, but you will end up on Turtleboy.

17 Comment(s)
  • Sayitisntso
    January 6, 2021 at 5:08 am

    You do know this was the idiot who drove himself into the Applebee’s in Derry? This kid is a nut case. Google it

  • Mack
    January 27, 2019 at 10:44 am

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  • msheadkracker
    Get facked gay-boy
    November 21, 2018 at 2:46 am

    Does this little piss stain realize that the real Rick Grimes was a fucking cop? Is he that retarded? Dont smear my show you whiny little skinny jean wearing gayboy turd. What was that fuckboys name with the long hair that was Negans bitch? Thats who your more like, a mouthy little nobody that nobody can remember your damn name and too stupid not to be killed by walkers. Im starting to wonder if the world really did end in 2012 and we are stuck in some sort of pergatory hell with these morons…

  • all talk
    November 20, 2018 at 12:32 pm

    Did he kill himself yet?

  • whatevuh
    November 19, 2018 at 7:23 pm

    Just more shit-stains on the underwear of society

  • Robin Leach
    November 19, 2018 at 7:11 pm

    I actually know someone who knows him…she told me the word around school back in the day was he worn girls panties….it kind a makes sense when you look at him

  • Bob
    November 19, 2018 at 3:17 pm

    Hey try posting a story where the video hasn’t been removed. Fucking jackasses!!!!

  • Jackie Childs
    November 19, 2018 at 1:56 pm

    That’s preposterous. That’s ridiculous. That’s egregious. Those cops should be able to spay and neuter so these maggots can’t multiply. Probably safe tho, looks like lgbqrt123 gang anyways. Oh and rick grimes……. hope someday soon you actually need a cop, and they don’t come.. loser

  • Crispy C
    November 19, 2018 at 1:31 pm

    Tell that faggot to get a haircut that way if he kills himself in a way that allows for an open casket at least he won’t look fucking gay at his funeral.

    Him and flogging molly boy should both open the windows of a running car in a closed garage together.

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    November 19, 2018 at 12:37 pm

    Idiots brought their mouths to a Taser fight.

    How did they think it would end?

  • Acid Bath
    November 19, 2018 at 12:18 pm

    I’ve got their pictures. Society doesn’t need them.

  • Billy Ray Velentine
    November 19, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    May I suggest you use your nightstick Officer

  • Get tough
    November 19, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    I wish the police could just shoot anyone who deserves it as needed.

  • cuckholding cop
    November 19, 2018 at 11:53 am

    i really wanted someone to kick their steel toed boots into one of these officers mouthes while they were bending down with their assholes open to the world. but i also don’t give a shit about the kid getting tased or beaten either. both parties involved are completely retarded. mind your business like a law abiding citizen and you’ll never be in this situation, rolling around the ground grappling with grown men.

  • XXX
    November 19, 2018 at 11:45 am

    Billy Devaux, fucking French faggot. Just like the country, talks big but needs America to pull him up by the fucking bootstraps when his mouth writes checks he can’t cash. I’d fucking pulverize the little pussy. You fucking douchebags want to go against the law? I’m there at all times to support the blue. Get ready to get hurt, you faggot fucking cucks.

  • Do It
    November 19, 2018 at 11:10 am

    I hope the little fag does kill himself.

  • Mike Litoris
    November 19, 2018 at 10:42 am

    That city is utterly hopeless. It was a toilet 40 years ago, it is a toilet today, and will still be a toilet that society flushes its turds down 40 years from now. It’s basically North Lawrence without sales tax. God bless the Police Officers like these who go out every day and risk their lives to keep these germs of society from taking over.

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