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In today’s podcast…..
Mr. Zuckerfuck is going to Washington DC today to testify in front of Congress and Uncle Turtleboy has a lot to say about the this inevitable farce.
Desk Girl finally got her first dick pics, and we examine how it started with death threats and ended with bondage.
And finally the first round of Ratchet Madness is complete, Uncle Turtleboy talks about the biggest upsets and who is now favored to win the whole thing.