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Watch out fam – the human traffickers are no longer just at Walmart and Stop n Shop. They’ve moved onto Water Street bars in Worcester now…..
Wow, this shit is scary fam. This is why you need to be using the buddy system when you go out to the bars. Because you never know when you’re gonna run into a human trafficking organization with its own bullpen. Let’s review.
So I went to Whiskey on Water in Worcester last night with my friends and I noticed this woman was by herself trying to invade other girls dance circles… when she came up to us, we obviously shrugged a shoulder at her and kept going on with our night. she didn’t say a word to us, she just smiled and walked away. but she kept repeating this over and over- never saying a word to anybody and kept trying to dance with ONLY girls. she waved across the room a few times to act like she was saying hi to people when in reality she was completely alone… or so I thought. after observing her for 30 minutes, I noticed her being watched by 2 men in the room (acting like body guards for her, but also didn’t act like they knew each other).
Stop right there! A woman dancing in a bar? Something is DEFINITELY up with that. Especially because two guys were looking at her from across the bar. That almost never happens when alcohol, dancing, and a derriere door bell like this are mixed.
I noticed she was having no luck getting girls attention, so she decided to “leave with a guy”… well not even 10 minutes later, that same man and woman “returned” with a different appearance. I literally couldn’t stop watching them all night and I finally realized that everything they were doing was an act they were putting on. it was so clear that these people had different roles on how to get girls attention using this woman. Side note: DIFFERENT BODY GUARDS APPEARED because they knew I was keeping my eye on them trying to figure out why they were just standing there watching this girl all night (they obviously didn’t want me to think anything of the previous men who were originally watching her).
Holy. Fucking. Shit. The human sex traffickers are evolving. They now come with changes of clothing in case their covers are blown. Unfortunately for them they weren’t counting on Detective Pumpkin Spice and her impeccable skills of people watching.
One of the men that was involved even grabbed my arm and tried dancing with me to distract me from the situation because he could clearly tell I was paying attention to this woman. after that, we ended up leaving the bar and double checked to make sure we weren’t followed home.
Thank God she made it out alive. Sadly, because she failed to warn anyone else there were likely at least 3-4 women who weren’t so lucky, and are now being held in a rape van parked at Bell Pond, just waiting to be sold on the dark web to the highest bidder in the McGovern Crime Family. Thoughts and prayers.
long story short, I don’t know exactly what I witnessed last night
Doesn’t matter if you know what you witnessed. You should ALWAYS assume strangers you see in a bar are human traffickers, and then make sure you post to Facebook anyway, and encourage people to share it as much as possible. Oh, and wait until about 9 PM the next day, as opposed to earlier in the morning, since it’s so urgent. After sleeping till 11 you definitely wanna put on your walk of shame sweatpants and Ugg boots, and head on down to Panera Bread to meet up with the girls and talk about who gave in and drunk texted their ex last night.
And I strongly felt the need to share this. my gut tells me it was a human trafficking scam (especially since I’ve been seeing a few posts about the Auburn/ Millbury area). this is just a lesson to be careful of your surroundings. you can never be too observant and don’t assume that you’re crazy!
So brave. Always go with your gut instincts, as opposed to logic and reason. Those things are wicked gay and just hold you back. Plus, she saw other members of the Pumpkin Spice Mafia posting their unconfirmed anecdotes about sex traffickers on Facebook at the Auburn Mall so it’s just gotta be true. Whatever you do, DO NOT assume that you’re crazy for thinking that a complex set of human traffickers with multiple disguises set up shop in a random bar in Worcester on a Saturday night. Because that’s totally NOT crazy!! After all, Detective Pumpkin Spice does have a degree in psych from Bridgewater State.
I think she knows what she’s doing guys. Plus, she’s a cheerleader for Worcester’s arena football team, and once tried out to be a Patriots cheerleader too.
Cheerleaders are always one step ahead of the rest of us.
Thankfully none of her friends doubted her story, because why would they?
Skepticism is rape culture.
And there were other close calls…..
Has anyone checked up on this friend? Did she make it out alive? Or is she being drugged and gagged in preparation for Joe Early’s victory party?
She did the right thing by NOT speaking to the bouncers, because they were likely in on it. Luckily the Worcester Police have been notified and are treating this as a top priority.
Good point Chris. The WPD special forces unit is no doubt strategizing the extravagant sting they’ll be putting in place to catch these human traffickers in the act next weekend. That is if they haven’t moved onto the Blarney Stone by then. Where would she be without Keystone Chris’ elder words of wisdom?
Want more proof this is real? Another member of the Pumpkin Spice Mafia had her car broken into!!
That’s literally never happened in Worcester. No one has ever left their car unlocked and had a vagrant rifle through it looking for $5 to get those new testers from Diego the neighborhood crack dealer.
So proud of you girl!!
Everyone, please, for the love of God – TAG AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU KNOW IN THIS POST!!!! And don’t you DARE think about making jokes about this very, very serious and factual story.
Anyway, Clarence Woods Emerson obviously thought this was real so he shared it on Facebook and commented on her page, offering her thoughts and prayers. Unfortunately it led to him getting blocked after a platoon of turtle riders invaded, armed with emojis.
Since then the post has apparently been removed. But since it definitely happened we felt the need to share it anyway. Because Detective Pumpkin Spice should be thanks, praised, and rewarded for her courage and bravery. Please let us know where the GoFundMe is to donate to the anti-human trafficking bullpen cause.