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Hey look, another butthurt loser is coming after the New England Patriots because he thinks we pounded his naniburger too hard. Some fat bastard from the Detroit Lions named Dominic Raiola went at Patriots defensive lineman Zach Moore‘s legs as the Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford knelt the ball on the final play of the game.

So basically this guy did this on purpose because he thought the Patriots were running up the score. Here’s what this idiot had to say after the game:

“I cut him,” Raiola said. “We took a knee, so I cut the nose (tackle). They went for six (a touchdown). They went for a touchdown at 2 minutes. They could have took three knees and the game could have been over. It’s football. He wants to keep playing football, let’s play football. Not a big deal. It’s football.”

Typical Detroit. They run a business that can’t compete with the top dogs in their industry and they expect to receive mercy when they fail. Newsflash – Bill Belichick is not President Obama. He is not going to bail your ass out. He’s going to destroy you, rip your soul out, and then take your best talent that’s left over.

Hey numb nuts, you might wanna check the archives again. Because on top of being fat and useless, you’re also oblivious. For the record the Patriots TRIED to kick a field goal and put you people out of your own misery, but OF COURSE your idiot teammate C.J. Mosley jumped directly into our star punter and holder Ryan Allen and gave the Patriots a first and goal from the one.

You’re paid to do a job. If you could actually block for Matthew Stafford today instead of getting creampied by Rob Nikovitch then you wouldn’t be in the position where you needed to depend on us for mercy. You’re about as useful as a red light on Grand Theft Auto 3.

And let me this straight just for the record. We’re supposed to stop trying to score, but you can keep trying to block our kicks and in the process cheap shot our punter? Because that makes TONS of sense. Hey here’s a thought – if you don’t want us to run up the score, then don’t let us score. After all, you are a grown ass man and you’re being paid to be on a professional football team.

Running up the score? This is what the Patriots do. Did you not get the memo from the last 14 years? We can’t help it. The Patriots are just THAT much better than the entire NFL right now. In their last seven games the Patriots have not only gone 7-0, but they’ve won FIVE of those SEVEN games by 20 or more points.

And these aren’t some Nancy Boy creampuffs either. The Bengals, Colts, Lions, Broncos. All I heard about was how good those teams were and how the Patriots should be happy splitting with those teams. By some act of God the only teams we’ve beaten this year by less than 20 points have been the Raiders, Bills, and Jets. Mind fuck.

If you’re gonna give up, then just fucking give up. Have Jim Caldwell meet Belichick at mid-field at a wooden table and both parties can sign the armistice. Until that’s done the game is still on. We’ll stop trying to score once you stop trying to play defense.

Imagine this happening with two competing companies, which the Lions and the Patriots are supposed to be. Company A makes a shitload of money and wants to make more money. Company B whines that Company A is being mean by making so much money. Everyone would laugh at Company B on account of them being gigantic naniburgers. That’s you guys Detroit. You’re company B.

Oh yea, and most importantly don’t you ever forget who you play for Dominic. This is the De-Troit Lions. Don’t let the 7-4 record fool you. You are and always will be the biggest joke in the NFL. 0-16. Nuff said.

The bottom line here is that it turns out the Patriot haters were wrong. Again. If these teams we’re DESTROYING are the best the NFL has to offer then the rest of the league might as well take Dominic’s advice and just surrender. You can’t stop this team right now.

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