Dick Stain Who Assaulted Two Stoughton Cops Gets Hired By Boston Public Schools To Be A Math Teacher Because Their CORI Machine Must Be Broken


This is Kevin Saint Dick from Boston.

Yes, that’s right. Saint Dick. That’s his real name.

Kevin is a teacher at Snowden International School in Boston’s Back Bay. It’s a swanky school for smart kids who have to take four years of foreign language and they offer lots of AP courses. Saint Tricky Dick has been there as a Math teacher since the beginning of the year.

This is an interesting hire considering his background, which involves assaulting cops:

Stoughton police broke up a monster house party that started as a family gathering, turned into jam-packed pandemonium and ended with officers pepper-spraying a group of thugs who ripped off their shirts and challenged the cops to a fight. Police showed up on Curtis Avenue on Saturday night after the party hosts called to report their soiree had gotten out of hand. They found more than 150 people in the crowd and radioed for help from state police as well as the Brockton, Canton and Randolph departments.

“This is a very dangerous scenario,” Police Chief Paul Shastany said. “It could have turned deadly.”

The homeowners and a parent called police about 10:50 p.m. to ask for help clearing the crowd from the street and from inside the split-level home. Four Stoughton officers moved through the crowd, instructing people to leave. When police went into the house they found youths packed “shoulder-to-shoulder,” Shastany said.

They also found Kevin Saint-Dick, 23, of 116 Bradley St., Hyde Park. Saint-Dick, who stands about 6 feet tall, weighs 280 pounds and has a muscular build, refused requests to leave. As one officer attempted to escort Saint-Dick off the premises, he pulled his arm away and barged up the staircase where he collided with Stoughton patrolman John Bonney. Two officers tried to place Saint-Dick under arrest but he grabbed onto a railing and held on. Shastany said a crowd of youths approached the officers and they were ordered to step back. When they refused, the officers sprayed the crowd with pepper spray.

Police radioed for mutual aid from the state, Brockton, Canton, and Randolph police departments to break up the crowd. Shastany said the crowd had diminished to about 50 when several young men removed their shirts, punched at the air and challenged the officers to a fight, using obscenities and vulgar slang for police officers. Police used pepper spray against the shirtless youths and they dispersed, police said.

It took three or four officers to hoist Saint-Dick into a police cruiser, Shastany said. Saint-Dick was charged with disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, and two counts of assault and battery against a police officer.

Yes, that’s right – the BPS hired this guy despite getting arrested for assaulting two cops in Stoughton in 2010. This guy got the same background check as Genduso apparently. Guess it happens in schools too. Sure, the BPS is supposed to do a CORI check, but that was 10 years ago! Oh wait, according to his LinkedIn he’s been in the BPS system for 10 years.

He’s not a regular teacher though – he’s the cool teacher who takes selfies with kids and dresses like a backup dancer in a 90’s rap video.

He posts really appropriate things on his wide open Facebook too.

Pretty sure today is a school day, and he was posting memes about the importance of getting blowjobs and fat bitches.

But wait – he deserves the job because……

He’s not white. Therefore black students can magically learn from him in ways that they can’t learn from white teachers.

Here’s an idea – if you’re looking to diversity your teaching staff, maybe find a guy who checks the right boxes but hasn’t been arrested for assaulting cops in Stoughton.


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49 Comment(s)
  • Josh Abrams
    March 5, 2020 at 6:10 am

    His tits are perkier than mine 🙁

  • This fahken 3m guy
    March 5, 2020 at 3:02 am

    Mandingo moobed mathematician.

  • Silencio Dogood
    March 4, 2020 at 11:49 pm

    After Super Tuesday, Identity Politics are falling apart, as democrats failed to vote for the first Jewish and first woman president, in favor of a Woke/Senile White man. Perhaps Saint Cock was Affirmatively Actioned despite a criminal past, to offset this type of Social Injustice.

  • Hate Dindus
    March 4, 2020 at 11:29 pm

    Need ape ovens.

  • Fuck these guys
    March 4, 2020 at 11:11 pm

    This guys is an asshole. Total creep too

  • More details pleasr
    March 4, 2020 at 10:55 pm

    And why is the outcome of the court case not included in the story? Getting arrested doesn’t make someone guilty

  • West Randolph Constable
    March 4, 2020 at 10:38 pm

    So there was 150 drunken nogs in the owner’s house and all of a sudden they has to leave so… Yeah going to have a chimp fest on yo’ hands douche.

  • Hugh Mungous
    March 4, 2020 at 9:53 pm

    Of course there is a Saint Dick !
    He’s the patron saint of mayor pete

  • Greta Thundberg
    March 4, 2020 at 9:23 pm

    How dare you!!!

    • soxrock191
      March 9, 2020 at 1:58 am

      I LOVE when Greta randomly shows up!!

  • Steve. ( my real name ).
    March 4, 2020 at 6:37 pm

    21 years ago my old lady and her sister got into a fight. My OL kicked her sisters ass (was much needed ). She went filed charges in court We kinda blew it off showed up thinking whatever 2 sisters fighting. Well she was charged with A&B. Two years later she started a new job doing private duty nursing a week later she was dismissed from the job over that A&B.

    • Zzzzz
      March 4, 2020 at 7:20 pm

      Wow, great story. It’s like I was right there.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Chuck Jewmer
    March 4, 2020 at 6:06 pm

    Sheee-it ! I dins do nuffin’ ! Fuckin’ raciss po- lice juss messing wid da black man !

  • Boe Jiden
    Principal Skinner
    March 4, 2020 at 5:55 pm

    “There will be no more mockery of your name… Mr. Glasscock!”

  • Setting an example for the students
    March 4, 2020 at 5:52 pm

    Why criticize Boston Public Schools? They looked at his record, checked with Rachel Rollins, and confirmed that assault and battery on police officers is not only legal but reflects positive motivation, initiative, and community-building. An example for BPS students to follow.

  • P Disguisee
    March 4, 2020 at 5:42 pm

    Saint Fuckin Dick! WHAT KIND OF NAME IS SAINT DICK?!!

    • Father Geoghan
      March 4, 2020 at 5:53 pm

      I’m ok with it

    • Father Mahan
      March 4, 2020 at 6:02 pm

      It goes along with holy cumunion.

  • Who Flung Cum
    March 4, 2020 at 5:34 pm

    Look at those sweater puppies.

  • Joey Abboud
    March 4, 2020 at 5:33 pm

    He’s a vision of sartorial splendor in that blue and white tablecloth shirt with the Burlington Coat Factory Blazer. A picture is worth 2 words in St Cock’s case……Fat Loser.

    • Kevin Saint Ring Ding
      March 4, 2020 at 9:06 pm

      Where da mutha fuckin fried chicken at officer.?WhAt WHAT no fried chicken oh oh ima bout to go off. I thought you gad dose sirens on for quick delivery of mines KFC

    • Kevin Saint Ring Ding
      March 4, 2020 at 9:07 pm

      Where da mutha fuckin fried chicken at officer.?WhAt WHAT no fried chicken oh oh ima bout to go off. I thought you gad dose sirens on for quick delivery of mines KFC

  • Darren Wilson
    March 4, 2020 at 5:27 pm

    The responding officers should have given him a Michael Brown special.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    March 4, 2020 at 5:22 pm

    I stand with Mr. Saint Dick. He has erected a great lesson plan. He arouses the children’s interest and he has mounted a noble career in the teaching profession.

  • Kevin the Math Tranny
    March 4, 2020 at 5:21 pm

    He’s got some big milkers in that last pic. I wonder if the big fag is transitioning? A big fat tub of jelly.

  • Kevin Saint Penis
    March 4, 2020 at 5:17 pm

    With a name like “Saint Dick” it’s got to be good.

  • Nadia Yenraek
    Nadia Yenraek
    March 4, 2020 at 5:01 pm

    Assault and Battery charges were dismissed. Wanna tell us why?

  • Six Feet Two EIGHTY?
    March 4, 2020 at 4:43 pm

    Fat Pedro no se salta el almuerzo.

  • randiguy2006
    So what?
    March 4, 2020 at 4:34 pm

    So what, it was cops?
    He didn’t abuse students like you.

    Hows that Minihan spot workin’ out for you?

    • You’re Dumb
      March 4, 2020 at 7:56 pm

      What’s your job? Should you be assaulted at your job?
      What a stupid statement

  • Renfro
    March 4, 2020 at 4:22 pm

    Don’t be afraid to call a spade a spade

  • Spic Tormentor
    March 4, 2020 at 4:15 pm

    Donovan McNabb here can’t even use the english language correctly. How the FUCK is he going to teach kids “Maff”

    • hartf811
      General Robert E.
      March 4, 2020 at 5:20 pm

      Its Maff ‘n shit, Bitch.

  • Lmao
    March 4, 2020 at 4:11 pm

    Uncle Turtleboy watching the blog go down the tubes and google searching every black teacher in Mass. to try to create a job opening.

  • Orion
    March 4, 2020 at 3:54 pm

    Really, a black teacher can “reach” black students better than a white teacher ever could? That’s racist, but how do they even figure that? By not teaching or disciplining them, showing them how to fight the system and generally being a terrible role model? Watch the key and peele ‘inner city substitute’ clips if you want to see that in action.

    • hartf811
      Kneegrows is funny peeples
      March 4, 2020 at 5:21 pm

      “Black teacher” is the oxymoron we should all be the most worried about.

  • Big fan
    March 4, 2020 at 3:45 pm

    They’re not going to hire, you, dude.

  • TB’s uniform fetish
    March 4, 2020 at 3:44 pm

    Some cops deserve it.

    • Captain Trips
      Yo Mama
      March 4, 2020 at 3:49 pm

      Go eat a bullet

      • Tough in Iraq pussy here
        March 4, 2020 at 5:21 pm

        That’s what I said to chesna,lol.

    • Interesting
      March 4, 2020 at 3:49 pm

      Turtleboy thinks accused means guilty, unless the crime is rape in which case it only happened if he dislikes the accused for other reasons.

      • Renfro
        March 4, 2020 at 8:24 pm


        I think it was rape when your mother sucked my balls last night

    • Said Everyone
      March 4, 2020 at 7:59 pm

      You are an asshoke

      • Everyone asking
        March 5, 2020 at 12:46 am

        What’s an asshoke?

  • Im Gonna Get Me A Peace Pipe
    March 4, 2020 at 3:41 pm

    My name is Elizabeth Warren and I am here to say that I am rhe one to lose not only to Donald Trump but also to senile Joe Biden and Bernie. I am gonna get me a peace pipe. Me smokem peacem pipe and drown my sorrows with the whitemans firewater.

  • No Cori Check For Nig Nogs No Degree Check Either Apparantly
    March 4, 2020 at 3:39 pm

    This fat kobe needs to be fired immediately or at the very least be ordered to tske a helicopter ride in a mountainside community on a foggy day.

  • Captain Trips
    Kevin's Mama
    March 4, 2020 at 3:38 pm

    Give my son a break! He’s a good boy. He only assaults cops because they deserve it!

    He’s turning his life around. He only impregnates 12 year old girls twice a year now. Used to be monthly.

    He’s on the mend!

    Give him a chance! We African Americans are treasures of diversity! Look at the wonderful countries we’ve developed in Africa!

    Go for it Kevin! I know you won’t impregnate any underage girls for at least another week!

    Love, Mama

  • At least he isn’t a diddler
    March 4, 2020 at 3:29 pm

    Isn’t the background check just to see if he is a diddler? A&B isn’t a good thing to have on a record, but should disqualify someone from employment.

    • Correction
      March 4, 2020 at 3:30 pm

      Shouldn’t disqualify him from employment. I

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