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I saw this video yesterday and it had me cracking up. It’s from divorce court, and the major stipulation during the proceedings appears to revolve around whether or not the blonde was passed around by the entire Wu-Tang Clan. The weird part is they’re not even married. This is what’s on TV during the daytime – boyfriends and girlfriends going through a breakup caused by the Wu-Tang Clan on Divorce Court.

“Basically what happened is I met Wu-Tang , I got on their tour bus, I went back to the hotel and I was just hanging out ALL NIGHT. And it was amazing, I mean, we were not doing anything but talking, politicking, we were talking about politics… I lost track of time, and I didn’t really look at the time, and all of the sudden I look at my clock and it’s seven in the morning and I was like, “I’ve got to get out of here,” and I jump in a taxi and I went home immediately, and as soon as I get home I get approached by Nate and he starts accusing me of sleeping with them all.”

LOL this might be the most obvious lie in the history of lies. I’ll give the guy credit – he at least seems to see the humor in the fact that his girlfriend got passed around by the Wu-Tang Clan. And technically she’s not lying either. She didn’t get drilled by the entire Wu-Tang Clan. Because she found out afterwards when she went on Wikipedia that the guy who said he was Old Dirty Bastard was lying through his gold teeth.

Does she honestly expect anyone to believe that the Wu-Tang Clan took an interest in her until 7 in the morning because they liked discussing politics with her? I’m sure they saw a hot blonde and said to themselves, “Let’s get her backstage so we can discuss foreign policy.” LOL. They gave it to her with no trivia. One might even called it raw – like cocaine from Bolivia.

And how bout this gem:

“Wu Tang Clan were nothing but gentlemen.” 

Incorrect. Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nothing to fuck with. Especially if they bring the ruckus. Everyone knows that.

Look, she’s lucky she didn’t end up alone in some gravel pit after a long night of playing liquid swords. When Wu-Tang brings the pain, I can’t go to sleep for days.

At the end of the night after the C.R.E.A.M. party was over and the triumph was complete, she likely was disappointed to find out that they no longer had a use for her, asides from maybe a little verbal intercourse. After she professed her love for them all and told them that they’re all she needs to get by, the GZA and Method Man told her that there was no need to shop around since she had the good stuff at home. So she went back home to her loser boyfriend and denied everything.

The end.

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