Dog Park Diane Was A Huge Lie Perpetrated By Career Criminal Franklin Baxley


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65 Comment(s)
  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    March 5, 2019 at 12:34 pm

    Have we ruined this womans life yet?

    • Karma Bus
      Can I be a TBS writer too???
      March 5, 2019 at 12:42 pm

      Nah…. We’ve been having too much fun with Franklin.

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    March 4, 2019 at 6:18 pm

    I would like to unreservedly apologize to the women featured in this story for the comments I made. I was misled by the false TBS story.

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    March 4, 2019 at 6:11 pm

    I sincerely apologize to the women in this story for the ill-advised comments I made based on the misleading TBS story.

  • Sparky
    March 2, 2019 at 8:52 pm

    I hate 99% of dogs and their owners. If you know your dog is a barker, do not live in an apartment or a townhouse.

  • Snoop dawg
    March 1, 2019 at 11:44 am

    Her name
    Is Debbie disanti

  • Leigha's Dog
    February 28, 2019 at 10:07 am

    I’d definitely blast a nut all over Debbie’s face. Woof!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    February 28, 2019 at 10:05 am

    I think I’ll meet up with the blonde, fill her head with all of the SJW things I can muster, win her over as a fellow lib, boff her brains out, get up off the bed, get dressed, don my MAGA hat, give her a wink, and quickly leave

  • First Time Caller
    Randall Sucks Ass
    February 28, 2019 at 9:35 am

    Why are spooks always so loud?

  • Chip Striker
    February 28, 2019 at 9:11 am

    Black dude with a pitbull. I wouldnt have guessed that one.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    February 28, 2019 at 8:17 am

    The guy that runs the page needs to get to a dentist ASAP. At least pick up a toothbrush at the dollar store buddy. To think someone gives him open mouth kisses… Bleh!

    • Karma Bus
      Rob some new teeth
      February 28, 2019 at 8:27 am

      Isn’t he the same admin who was robbing homeowners recently? I’ll have to rummage through my screenshots but I swear that’s the same dude. Can’t forget a mug like that!

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    February 28, 2019 at 7:42 am

    I’m an experienced shelter volunteer and have worked with dogs for years. Most smart owners avoid dog parks completely. Many of the stupidest and least competent owners bring their dogs there and think that they are in a toddler playgroup. They are dogs, not children. Aggression and rambunctious canine behavior will happen when you put a bunch of unacquainted dogs in a confined space. A lot of these people rarely give their dogs good walks and think that their standing around in a pen leaving their dog exposed is doing God’s work.

    I’m going to give Franklin a pass as he has life experiences being targeted by these kinds of people that I don’t have. The woman who called the police because of predictable dog behavior is an asshole. I hope her life isn’t “ruined” but she deserves some pain for doing what she did. Welcome to America 2019.

    Social Media is Cancer

    • Rockets Redglare is still an asswipe
      February 28, 2019 at 10:42 am

      Bringing a dog to a dog park is like tossing your 6 year old daughter into a hot tub full of strangers. Nothing good ever comes out of it.

    • Sir Wilfred Death
      March 4, 2019 at 6:13 pm

      I sincerely apologize to the women in this story for the ill-advised comments I made based on the misleading TBS story.

  • John Q Public
    February 28, 2019 at 7:21 am

    A good thing Bowser didn’t dry hump her leg, she would have said she was sexually assaulted…

  • Alpo
    February 28, 2019 at 6:59 am

    Dogs get humped every day B, you horny, you’ll be a’ight…

    – Alpo

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    February 28, 2019 at 5:52 am

    I think I’d rather nail the dog than her.

    The irony is that she actually has the face of a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.

  • The Ghost of Tom Wolfe
    February 28, 2019 at 5:46 am

    “Virtue signaling: The first act of the dubious moralist.”

  • GangGangZooMass
    February 28, 2019 at 1:51 am

    To anyone who sympathized with #DogParkDebbie and is concerned that this will go viral and she’ll face the consequences of the #BBQBeckys of the world, I pray your concern proves valid. Someone asserted that the consequences that these bigoted white women face are too harsh. Ha, your empathy for them is filled with hypocritical indignation on behalf of #DogParkDebbie and other overprivileged-police-calling-I-want-America-for-myself-thinking-ass-“whyte pipo”.

    Those consequences (job loss, public humiliation, etc.) are highly appropriate for bigoted behavior in 2019 and I call it justice. However, the consequences that black men face when police are weaponized against us for not bending to the will of white privilege is squarely unjust. Over enforcement of insignificant infractions and laws (e.g. leaving your car running), violation of privacy (e.g. vehicle and personal searches without a warrant), incarceration, police brutality, DEATH by police officer, judge, jury, and executioner. These are dire consequences that women like #DogParkDebbie are well aware of as they weild their white privilege card like a primate with the nuclear missle code. #StopTheShitWhytePipo

    Can you smell the privilege and indignation seething behind their keyboards? Heard it smells like bologna and wet dog…

    • GangGangZooMass
      February 28, 2019 at 2:38 am

      *primative primate

    • My Wife the Tramp
      February 28, 2019 at 5:22 am

      Mr. Madison. What you just said was one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were youeven close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this comment section is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

      • Karma Bus
        Woof woof
        February 28, 2019 at 5:29 am

        It’s probably Robert Daniels woof, sorry wife, making the long nonsensical comments.

  • TiredofDrama
    February 27, 2019 at 10:12 pm

    First and foremost … I have questions … my opinion isn’t complete without them so i’m reserving entire judgment.

    1. Your car running is apparently not allowed and you can be ticketed for this? How is the officer to know he didn’t remotely want to warm up his car? She was in a rather warm coat so i presume it was cold. Should I now ask them to disable my remote start and web enabled remote because it is now illegal?
    2. Dogs humping .. it happens. It happens by dogs to dogs , humans, and stuffed animals. However, was he able to get the dog under control?
    3. Did the officer actually try to tell him his moving hands can be considered assault? I’m likely never to leave the house again.

    The dogs seemed to just be running around playing after the “incident” had been narrated by the parties. Dogs are animals, which means by nature … instinct may or may not take over based on training. If you can’t control your dog, don’t bring them out. I’ve always had German Shepherds which apparently got my home owners insurance canceled once because they had some inspector out who tried to come on my property without notice and one barked at him.

    The gentleman videoing clearly knew he was going to make this viral … and while the women were wrong to ask him to leave, In one way i feel like the women were acting a tad meldramatic .. i also think at the same time the gentleman was trying to exacerbate the situation. The officer .. meh … he seemed more like a cuckhold who instead of the officer from winchendon ,, or whitinsville who just would have let his wife fuck his best friend without knocking down the door.

  • Wade Boggs-Taint
    February 27, 2019 at 9:17 pm

    That’s just racist. My bro Franklin didndunuffin. He should get a Springer lawyer and sue the shit out of her

  • Y
    February 27, 2019 at 8:50 pm

    We travel in packs and do it from the back; how else we supposed to do it?
    We do it doggy style!

  • Y
    February 27, 2019 at 8:47 pm

  • McGruff
    February 27, 2019 at 8:47 pm

    If people want rules of conduct in these shit show circuses called “dog parks” maybe they should pay to have special referees who wear striped shirts and put bad dogs into a penalty box for infractions. Otherwise, stepping into one with your pet is like entering Thunderdome where rules don’t exist. Most of the time just consider yourself lucky that someone’s 90 lb. mutt purchased from a basement in Lowell doesn’t bite your daschund in half or put a hole in your face for looking at it sideways.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      February 28, 2019 at 10:02 am

      Two dogs enter, one dog leaves.

  • Y
    February 27, 2019 at 8:44 pm

    Nordberg is a giant pu$$y.

  • Thatfactchecker
    February 27, 2019 at 8:13 pm

    This article gets alot wrong… clearly more interested in laughs than honest story telling…

    Fact: Humping is not playing it’s a sign of aggression/dominance and against the rules of the park.

    Franklin was removed for threatening the woman and failing to control his dog despite multiple attempts and warnings.

    This was not his first warning or bad experience at the park.

    For the skeptics who doubted this. You’re welcome.

    • Jeff
      February 27, 2019 at 9:36 pm

      Lighten up. Dogs humping each other doesn’t mean squat.

      February 28, 2019 at 12:55 am

      I have two spayed bitches who occasionally get weird and air hump each other. I thought that kind of gay shit was cool in 2019, but apparently, THE FACT CHECKER determined that was a lie.

    • Momma's womb broom
      February 28, 2019 at 6:29 am

      So humping is a sign of aggression… Well then I’m sorry for being so aggressive with your mom

  • z
    February 27, 2019 at 8:12 pm

    Someones fur baby got raped and you make jokes.

    Think of the children.

  • Karma Bus
    February 27, 2019 at 8:11 pm

    The person who runs the page is Robert Tatem. Have fun with that one. So many people have been waiting for this moment. The turtle and clan will be so excited.

  • juror seven esq.
    February 27, 2019 at 7:38 pm

    “Dude if your dog was humping her dog that’s kind of a dick move.” 100% dick move, unless the pooch was slipping a little tongue into it. Dogs are like humans, even a bad ride is still rated good when you get your rocks off.

  • Mike
    February 27, 2019 at 7:28 pm

    His reference to “BBQ Becky” tells me that he is familiar with what happened to her and wants the same thing to happen to this woman. “BBQ Becky” was doxed, harassed, persecuted, and if not fired, a great deal of effort was made to get her fired. Essentially the punishment for calling the police was to have her life ruined, her ability to pay her bills taken from her and her reputation permanently impugned. If my memory is correct, she didn’t call the police because of a charcoal BBQ, she called because the videographer followed her around sticking a camera phone in her face.

    Anyway, filming her and her license plate means that he wanted the video to go viral with all of the associated consequences that come with white calling police on black.

    He’s a piece of shit who wields his PoC power like a child with a handgun, with no contemplation of consequences or consideration of whether his actions are a measured response to the offense.

    • GangGangZooMass
      February 28, 2019 at 1:35 am

      Mike, you get so much wrong here. You’re recollection of BBQ Becky’s purposed criminal concern wrong. Becky made two calls, two hours apart – call 1: to report black people bbqibg without a permit; call 2: checking why police haven’t arrived (2 hours later!!!) and mid call, gets frantic because someone is filming her. #FactsMattet.

      Now onto the painful hilarity of your hypocritical indignation on behalf of #DogParkDebbie. I hope he was attempting to make this go viral and I pray he is successful. The consequences you noted seem appropriate for bigoted behavior in 2019 and I call it justice. However, the consequences that black men face when police are weaponized against us for not bending to the will of white privileged is squarely unjust. Over enforcement of insignificant infractions and laws (e.g. leaving your car running), incarceration, police brutality, DEATH by police officer, judge, jury, and executioner. These are dire consequences that women like #DogParkDebbie are well aware as they weild their white privilege card like a primate with the nuclear missle suitcase.

      Can you smell the privilege and indignation seething behind their keyboards? Heard it smells like bologna and wet dog…

      • GangGangZooMass
        February 28, 2019 at 2:39 am

        *primative primate

  • Cuck Destroyer
    February 27, 2019 at 7:22 pm

    I’ll throw her a real bone

  • Pitts protect owners
    February 27, 2019 at 7:21 pm

    • Jim
      February 28, 2019 at 3:14 am

      In China even the dogs eat dogs

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    February 27, 2019 at 7:14 pm

    so this proves dogs do take after their owners. the dog is a cuck just like that ladies hubby. also what a waste of fucking law enforcement resources. i would have tongue punched her fart box for that transgression but i digress.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Franklin Sucks
    February 27, 2019 at 6:53 pm

    Franklin, a TRump hater (shocker) refers to white women as BBQ Beckys gets into a confrontation with them and leaves his car running. Doesn’t seem like the type of guy to pick up his dog’s shit. Just say’n.

      February 28, 2019 at 6:49 am

      Fuck Trump tho…

    • Wow
      March 1, 2019 at 12:17 pm

      He left his car running!!?? HOW DARE HE!? Stick in the clink with the rest of the destructive scumbags and pedos. He deserves no mercy

  • One Less POS
    February 27, 2019 at 6:43 pm

    The cop should have shot her in the head to put her dog out of misery.

  • 2 pits no brains
    February 27, 2019 at 6:26 pm

    I have a mountain lion and he’s the most snuggly, lovable little thing. Just the cutest animal ever. My 2 year old plays with him and they are just adorable together. I know other mountain lions have killed people but not my boi. Its all in how they are raised.

  • Pitbull owner
    February 27, 2019 at 6:22 pm

    They don’t bring their Xbox and start playing FortNite.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    February 27, 2019 at 6:17 pm

    I’d like to hump the blonde

    • juror seven esq.
      February 27, 2019 at 7:52 pm

      What’s the chance she’s into doggy style?

  • Think first
    February 27, 2019 at 6:16 pm

    I suppose it’s safe for a black man to leave his car idling in a parking lot with a couple white women around but is it a good idea for a white woman to leave her car idling with a couple of ………hanging around?
    Leaving your car idling unattended is just begging for it to be stolen.

  • Rockets Redglare
    February 27, 2019 at 6:11 pm

    Great story SSTG proving once again why you are the best blogger here.
    I think I’m in love, do you like to vape?

    • True Reality Speaks
      SSTG is Two-Faced
      February 27, 2019 at 8:36 pm

      Yeah – if you mean best by always blogging and tearing down women so that she can feel superior. I picture SSTG as exactly like this twat in the story. Acts one way on Fakebook (or this blog) but is a bitter, phony, backstabbing bitch in person.

  • Robert David
    February 27, 2019 at 6:00 pm

    Got dem teef doe

    • Dr Dental
      February 28, 2019 at 7:18 am

      They are some er teef
      Some er green
      Some er brown
      Some er crooked

  • dball31211
    February 27, 2019 at 5:48 pm

    I think she was jealous

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    February 27, 2019 at 5:43 pm

    There is a law about excessive idling in Mass. Usually they bust bus drivers who are waiting for school to get out. Some Town have inspectors that cruise neighborhoods looking for cars idling in the driveway.

  • Randall Guy
    February 27, 2019 at 5:37 pm

    That dog can hump me.

  • Trailer Dog
    February 27, 2019 at 5:32 pm

    Hate pitbulls as they are strictly a white trash badge of honor and thrown in with every double wide trailer sale. With that being said I like this guy Franklin. The lady should be glad the dog was only humping her dog and not tearing it to shreds.

    • Pitbull owner
      February 27, 2019 at 6:17 pm

      I have two pitbulls. I do not live in a double wide. They are not mean or vicious. ( maybe their farts). If you can’t come up with a better comment then that, don’t comment.

      • Angela Johnson
        February 27, 2019 at 9:47 pm

        do a wiki search for “Fatal dog attacks in the United States”

        Last time Pit Bulls killed someone

        February 9 Anza, California Angela Johnson 54 years pit bulls (3) Victim was hanging laundry in her yard when the dogs attacked.[819] She was on life support for almost two months and died without regaining consciousness.[820] The dogs’ owner was arrested on outstanding felony warrants and the dogs were euthanized.[821]

        Most browsers will let you do a Ctrl/F which will let you enter a string and find out if the string exists.

        let’s do search in bing images ‘fatal dog attacks by breed’
        The first image is a bar chart. It’s kind of small. But the top bar is 3 times the length of the 2nd.
        I wonder, I wonder, I wonder what breed it is. Why, it’s a Pit Bull!!!!! 1982 – 2013 220 or so people murdered by the dogs.

        Why did I have to die because some knuckle-dragger with a small dick thought it would be cool to compensate with a killer breed of dog?

        Why do people still own pit bulls even after study after study shows them to be dangerous weapons?
        Probably because they are knuckle-dragging, dinky dicked men trying to look cool.

        • Angie Penis
          March 1, 2019 at 7:57 pm

          Calm down there BBQBecky, funny how people always blame the dogs and not the owners. Seems like your owner may have done a number too.

      • 2 PitsOneTrailer
        February 28, 2019 at 10:56 am

        You’ve got 2 pits but don’t have a doublewide? Time to get that 2nd job stocking shelves at Walmart overnight, or maybe step up the basement meth production. There’s got to be another single wide trailer nearby you can drag over and attach with duct tape.
        2 pits, in a single wide. Damn. You need to vote for AOC to get some guaranteed income my friend.

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