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As everyone knows, today is September 11. Today is supposed to be a day of remembrance for the nearly 3,000 people who died during the most deadly attack on US soil 17 years ago. Instead, today is the day that the biggest assholes come out to play. Assholes like Daniel Arrano:
Happy 9/11, the day your military interfered with my country’s political interest and a lot of innocent people, including the democratic elected president, was killed.
All in the name of American interest.”
OK, no. We didn’t go to Afghanistan until later that year, so this isn’t the day that happened. This is the day the attacks happened. Today’s a totally different day.
The whole “my country/your country” thing doesn’t work either. Says on your Facebook that you’re from Winthrop, MA and that you went to a Catholic high school in Malden. Even if you weren’t born in America, you’re an American. You’ve been here long enough to have gone to a high school in Massachusetts, where you said the pledge of allegiance in school every damn day, so how the hell are you trying to play the “My country/your country” card? Even if you were from Afghanistan, what kind of asshole says “Happy 9/11”? A giant asshole. Further proof that he’s not only American, but also a mindfuck:
That was posted after the Boston Marathon bombings. This is the most confusing poopsmooch I have ever had the displeasure of writing about.
You also appear to be Puerto Rican, my dude. Were you unaware that your name is JOSE Arrano? Also this:
Not to mention everyone speaking in some dialect of Spanish in the comments on nearly all of your posts:
I don’t know if anyone told you this, Jose, but Puerto Rico is a U.S. Territory. Who does he think America went to war with? Is he thinking about the Spanish- American war? That’s a whole different thing, too. That happened in 1898 and didn’t start on this day, either.
This guy is fucking mind-boggling. The really crazy thing is that he appears to be well-traveled, and not in the way a beat Brockton hooker is “well-traveled”. He’s well-traveled in the “I take my family to Paris and take asshole pictures in front of the Eiffel Tower” way:
I can imagine his visit would’ve been uncomfortable at best had they taken place after the Paris bombings, but he went a couple of years before. Although, let’s be real here…it’s France, no one would kick even this pissant’s ass.
He uses words like “democracy” and “military” and “political”, but I’m absolutely positive he doesn’t know what any of them mean. I’m certain he’s not trying to be edgy, clearly he’s way too dumb for that. I’m sure he’s going for some point that only an ultra liberal with shit for brains would attempt to make. That’s made painfully clear by the fact that he shops at, and for some reason takes photos in, Whole Foods:
You know Turtleboy Sports isn’t a political blog, we’re common sense. Common sense dictates that this guy is a fucking moron and should be ashamed of himself. On the day of remembrance of a tragedy, don’t go around wishing folks a “Happy 9/11”. WTF is wrong with you!? Even if the dude was born anywhere outside of the US, there’s a reason you chose to live here. Obviously America is the greatest country to have ever existed. EVERYONE knows that. Why do you think so many people immigrate here? If you don’t like the way shit is done here, or has been done here, then don’t live here. It’s really that simple.
Clearly Jose is gigantic douchenozzle who really tried hard to make a political point of some kind and failed miserably. He stepped into a Whole Foods once, felt like he’s been the smartest guy in the room ever since and now his idiocy is displayed for all to see. Growing up, a lot of people told Jose he was “special” and he apparently took it the wrong way.
Fuck you, Jose.