Douchetastic Toolbox Wishes You A “Happy 9/11” In A+ Display Of Political Point Gone Stupid

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As everyone knows, today is September 11. Today is supposed to be a day of remembrance for the nearly 3,000 people who died during the most deadly attack on US soil 17 years ago. Instead, today is the day that the biggest assholes come out to play. Assholes like Daniel Arrano:

Happy 9/11, the day your military interfered with my country’s political interest and a lot of innocent people, including the democratic elected president, was killed. All in the name of American interest.”

OK, no. We didn’t go to Afghanistan until later that year, so this isn’t the day that happened. This is the day the attacks happened. Today’s a totally different day.

The whole “my country/your country” thing doesn’t work either. Says on your Facebook that you’re from Winthrop, MA and that you went to a Catholic high school in Malden. Even if you weren’t born in America, you’re an American. You’ve been here long enough to have gone to a high school in Massachusetts, where you said the pledge of allegiance in school every damn day, so how the hell are you trying to play the “My country/your country” card? Even if you were from Afghanistan, what kind of asshole says “Happy 9/11”? A giant asshole. Further proof that he’s not only American, but also a mindfuck:

That was posted after the Boston Marathon bombings. This is the most confusing poopsmooch I have ever had the displeasure of writing about.

You also appear to be Puerto Rican, my dude. Were you unaware that your name is JOSE Arrano? Also this:

Not to mention everyone speaking in some dialect of Spanish in the comments on nearly all of your posts:

I don’t know if anyone told you this, Jose, but Puerto Rico is a U.S. Territory. Who does he think America went to war with? Is he thinking about the Spanish- American war? That’s a whole different thing, too. That happened in 1898 and didn’t start on this day, either.

This guy is fucking mind-boggling. The really crazy thing is that he appears to be well-traveled, and not in the way a beat Brockton hooker is “well-traveled”. He’s well-traveled in the “I take my family to Paris and take asshole pictures in front of the Eiffel Tower” way:

I can imagine his visit would’ve been uncomfortable at best had they taken place after the Paris bombings, but he went a couple of years before. Although, let’s be real here…it’s France, no one would kick even this pissant’s ass.

He uses words like “democracy” and “military” and “political”, but I’m absolutely positive he doesn’t know what any of them mean. I’m certain he’s not trying to be edgy, clearly he’s way too dumb for that. I’m sure he’s going for some point that only an ultra liberal with shit for brains would attempt to make. That’s made painfully clear by the fact that he shops at, and for some reason takes photos in, Whole Foods:


You know Turtleboy Sports isn’t a political blog, we’re common sense. Common sense dictates that this guy is a fucking moron and should be ashamed of himself. On the day of remembrance of a tragedy, don’t go around wishing folks a “Happy 9/11”. WTF is wrong with you!? Even if the dude was born anywhere outside of the US, there’s a reason you chose to live here. Obviously America is the greatest country to have ever existed. EVERYONE knows that. Why do you think so many people immigrate here? If you don’t like the way shit is done here, or has been done here, then don’t live here. It’s really that simple.

Clearly Jose is gigantic douchenozzle who really tried hard to make a political point of some kind and failed miserably. He stepped into a Whole Foods once, felt like he’s been the smartest guy in the room ever since and now his idiocy is displayed for all to see.  Growing up, a lot of people told Jose he was “special” and he apparently took it the wrong way.

Fuck you, Jose.


16 Comment(s)
  • Schutzstaffel
    September 12, 2018 at 12:54 pm

    Why are we pretending a Chilean Marxist is important? Just corral it in a stadium with the rest of them, tag it with a chip surgically attached to its spine, then deport it to its country of origin. If it comes back, scan the chip, charge it with illegal reentry, and sentence it to hard labor.

    You want to talk about immigration reform? The way to reduce illegal immigration into America is to make every illegal accountable for what he or she does.

    If someone wants to live in America illegally, then will just surgically implant a chip it to them so we can track the location and activity by GPS. Those cock without chips will have them implanted after arrest.

    Show me in the legal that won’t do that, and I’ll show you 1 million illegals who risked getting eaten by coyotes and tiger sharks to get into America.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 12, 2018 at 8:42 am

    Holy shit! He sired a baby furry.

  • Wade Boggs Taint
    September 12, 2018 at 6:04 am

    Puerto Rico is the shit stain Americans can’t get off of our underwear

  • Wwy
    September 12, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Hope everyone had a nice 9/11 did you thank a Jew or Saudi who attacked us not the dumbasses that went to Iraq. Let us know when the war on terror begins,happy 9/11. Israel first!

    • Bonesaw
      September 12, 2018 at 11:18 am

      Happy 9/11 to you. You should be duct taped to a chair and made to watch all women related to you of all ages get violently anally raped while getting pistol whipped on the back of their heads until they go unconscious.

  • Walter "Touch It" Bird
    September 11, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Another day. Another asshole Democrat.

  • Interrogate imprison deport
    September 11, 2018 at 8:33 pm

    Hope he encounters a jihadist truck driver while walking on the bicycle path, he can splain how he’s one of the good ones with his body half through the windshield.

  • Schutzstaffel
    September 11, 2018 at 7:20 pm

    Good, we’ll just take back everything you got from the American government, then ICE will drop you out of a helicopter off the coast of Chile, you fucking South American savage. The New Order is here, and we’re not hearing your seditious bullshit. We’re already cracking down on unwanted parasites. Thanks for making it so we don’t have to look for you.

  • Judge dread
    September 11, 2018 at 5:24 pm

    Two words: extradonary rendition. Put this douchebag on a one way flight on a Gulf Stream 5 to a cia black site in Poland.

    Torture the daylights out of him cuz I never want this animal to ever open his mouth again. If u hate America so much move to Afghanistan or North Korea you fucking cuck.

  • TJB
    September 11, 2018 at 5:18 pm

    It’s easy to finance a trip to Europe for the whole family when you don’t have to pay for silly things like rent and utilities and food and water and heat. Suck it, hoseA.

  • CE
    September 11, 2018 at 5:03 pm

    People like to throw around the term “hate speech” quite often. Saying happy 9/11 is hate speech. Where is the naacp? They should be calling for the arrest of jose as his speech is hateful to every black american , whether they want to admit it or not.

    By the way, it seems that Jose doesn’t really like the united states by saying such a hateful term, maybe he would like it better back in his country. Now thats a gofundme i could get behind, raise enough cash to send his whole family back there!

  • A Russian Conspiracy Theory
    September 11, 2018 at 5:00 pm

    We honestly need to bring back public executions. Honestly, scum like this should be sold to the highest bidder for a night of “fun.” We could solve our deficit within a year, EASY. I’d pay top dollar (and I know I would be out bid) to skin this shit alive. I’d relish ever strip of skin I cut and pulled. …plus we would weed out all the anti-America garbage politicians we have. Imagine the price Elizebeth Warren would draw in the dark web once she’s charged with treason? I’d wack it to her screams 24/7

    • Y
      September 11, 2018 at 6:56 pm

      OK, Buffalo Bill.
      Someone needs to keep an eye on this Russian

  • KMC
    September 11, 2018 at 4:37 pm

    He is probably talking about the assassination of Salvador Allende, in Chile, on 9/11/1973. Probably a Chilean by nationality of birth.

    • Scott
      September 11, 2018 at 8:15 pm

      One of the great gifts of arranging for Allende’s ouster is that lots of Chilean Marxists fled for…you guessed it…the USA. I bet his family is among them.

      • Wabbitt
        September 11, 2018 at 11:36 pm

        The irony being that we helped Pinochet topple a leftist government, and then the leftists fled here.

        Well… the ones Pinochet didn’t have thrown from helicopters…

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