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Douchey North Shore Hockey Parents Berate Refs, Force Kids To “Protest” By Letting Other Team Score, Assault Salem Cops, Get Arrested, Run To WBZ To Whine Which Just Gets More Of Them Arrested

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Last winter in Salem, NH WBZ did a story on local cops who arrested and tased a youth  hockey coach, without showing much context. This video was all over the news:

Bob Andersen says he was standing between two parents who were having a verbal argument at the Icenter rink in Salem, New Hampshire, when witnesses say police came through the door, grabbed Bob, pushed him to the ground, tased him several times, and put him in handcuffs.

“I didn’t know how it was gonna end,” Andersen told the I-Team’s Cheryl Fiandaca. “I could hear my son crying and screaming. I could hear my wife screaming,” the Wilmington dad recalled.

It happened back in December. Two rival teams were playing each other and parents from one team say there were some questionable calls by the referee. “There had been a referee who was heckling our kids, and there was a little bit of verbal back and forth going on with a few of the parents,” parent Jen Hout recalled. “There was no fighting. There was no punches, nothing.”

When the game was over, in the lobby of the rink, witnesses say two parents got into a heated argument and Anderson tried to diffuse the situation. “He was just making a wall between our parent and the other parent that were having the argument. He just placed himself between them and he was just trying to calm the situation down,” parent witness Bill Dusablon recalled.

Witnesses who agreed to speak with the I-Team say that’s when police arrived and, without announcing themselves or asking anyone what happened, threw Andersen to the ground.

Several people videotaped the incident with their cell phones. Andersen can be heard screaming with four cops pinning him to the floor of the rink lobby. Two of them tased the 45-year-old.

Meantime, witnesses yelled “he did nothing wrong.”

On police dispatch recordings, one officer says, “We need more units. We just tased someone. It’s out of control here.”

The I-Team obtained police reports of the incident. In one account, an officer wrote, “I announced, ‘Salem Police, back off’.”

Dusablon told the I-Team, “I didn’t hear him say a word.”

Another officer wrote in his report that, while Anderson was on the ground, he “began to violently thrash around, attempting to escape.”

Parents we spoke with dispute that account as well. “He was already down, that’s when they started tasing him for no reason. He wasn’t going anywhere. There were four cops on him and he wasn’t fighting back or anything. There was no reason for that,” one parent said.

Andersen, who insists he did nothing wrong, is suspended from coaching while he waits for his day in court. “The other kids I coach were crying. To see them all in there crying is difficult, very difficult,” he said.

Cheryl Fiandaca is part of WBZ’ “I-Team.”

Before Turtleboy was a thing people looked to hacks like her for investigative reporting. Unfortunately this half assed, incredibly misleading reporting is what they got. She didn’t even attempt to speak with anyone who thought the police response was justified. Nor did she find out what happened before this.

Don’t worry though, we did.

The North Shore Shamrocks are a youth hockey team that is coached by a bunch of grown ass men trying to relive the glory years they never had, and who think the outcome of a kid’s game is life and death. Here’s a video WBZ didn’t show before the incident happened, where a Dad named Griffin Hout (featured in that WBZ story) posted on IG, protesting the “worse referee in the world” by intentionally pulling his kids from the ice and letting the other team score three goals.

After it was 3-0 they put the kids back on the ice and told them to not skate or contest anything. The poor, innocent coach pulled the goalie, and ended up getting kicked out of the game. It ended up being 10-0 before the refs called it:

Seriously, adults made kids do this:

To “protest.”

Newsflash – kids would never do this on their own. They’re kids. Just let them play the freaking game. If there’s bad calls then there’s bad calls. Get over it. It’s part of playing sportball. They’re literally training these kids how to grow up and be assholes.

After the WBZ story came out Toucher and Rich started talking about it on the radio and people who knew what these parents were really all about started calling in to defend the Salem PD. Several were motivated enough to go down to SPD headquarters to write statements because of how terrible a job WBZ had done portraying what really happened.

Airing the video with WBZ also backfired for the parents. This guy was one of the parents who said the cops went too far:

Chris Albano from Reading. And he’s a REAL winner too. The video shows Chris trying to tape the arrest when officer Sean Wilson is trying to get people to stand back. Meathead swats his arm away:

This is also known as assault and battery. Wilson remembered that someone made contact with him during the melee, but couldn’t remember who until he saw the WBZ video. So they put out a warrant for Chris Albano, but he was in Aruba when Wilson spoke with him on the phone and told him to turn himself in when he got back home. Albano’s response was an all time poopsmoocher – “come and get me.” The Salem Police don’t make arrests at Logan Airport, but the Mass State Police do:


In case you needed more evidence that this guy is a turdburger deluxe…

Grown ass man with a gold chain on at the beach. Nuff said.

But instead of just not being a cockbiscuit, Chris Albano and crew ran right back to the dumpy botox blumpkin over at WBZ:

This time her and David E. Wade’s anti-police spin on it was that the cops were retaliating against people who “spoke out against the police.”

After this report a judge in New Hampshire put a gag order in place, telling all parties not to go to the media or speak publicly about this incident, since WBZ and the parents and coach had turned it into a circus. This of course prevented the police from defending themselves from any of this garbage from WBZ that they were retaliating against the parents. In reality they weren’t retaliating because of the WBZ video. They had used the WBZ video as evidence.


Then this article came out in the Eagle Tribune today. The ACLU, which has a long and documented anti-cop agenda, got the court to lift the gag order, thinking that it would incriminate the police. Instead it helped them. The ref’s witness statement was revealed:

Referee Ryan Dugan wrote in a witness statement that the game started out normally. But as play continued, “the Shamrocks players (Andersen’s team) were very aggressive in play and when they received the appropriate penalty they were always very mouthy.” Dugan wrote, “…..What was very disrespectful toward me as an official was the handful of Shamrock parents that continuously swore and berated the officials.”

Oh look, parents teaching their kids to swear at the referees and call them the “worst refs ever” on a Youtube video.  Just watch this and remember that an ADULT made it:

Cheryl Fiandaca must’ve missed that part.

Nick was getting called for penalties because your mouthy little runt wouldn’t shut his fat trap. If you were a real parent you would’ve done that for him. Instead you encouraged him to be a whiny little bitch with your taunting and your YouTube videos. Sit down and shut up.

Meanwhile, this woman has the same name as the guy making the Youtube video, and can be heard berating the ref in that video:

She claimed the cops “didn’t identify themselves as police.” Even though they were all clearly wearing cop uniforms. Bitch, this ain’t a bachelorette party. Da fuq is wrong with you? She also admits in that interview to going at it with the refs, which qualifies her for ratchet status.

But wait, there were other chud parents who got arrested too, thanks to the ACLU getting the gag order lifted:

Scorekeeper Thomas Regan — whose son was on the team playing the Shamrocks — said a man and woman made their way onto the ice at one point. He told police obscenities were yelled at referees and the two refused to leave at first. Regan captured it on video, which is now part of the public record. The man involved was later identified by police as John Chesna of Revere.

Regan, the scorekeeper, described the evening of youth sports as one he’d never experienced during his 20 years of watching, coaching and managing.

“We have/had kids all playing hockey and I have never seen anything like this. This totals something like 35 seasons across all four kids. I believe these parents present real risk to other teams and parents moving forward,” he wrote in a statement to police and league officials.

He made the statement after seeing a Boston-based media report in which parents defended Andersen, claiming he was targeted by police and didn’t deserve to be Tased.

“I was motivated to make this statement because the Salem police department has wrongfully and unfairly been portrayed,” Regan wrote. He wrote later that he “was concerned that parents were going to become physical against the police” when they got involved. Other witnesses describe parents and kids taunting and spitting at the referees during play and carrying the tension into the lobby.

Can these parents be any douchier?

The best part is how the “news” motivated all the non-dickhole parents to come out of the woodworks and present the “real news” of what actually happened. It’s amazing how badly WBZ almost intentionally screwed this one up. Cheryl Fiandaca is a JOKE!! This is why you come to Turtleboy for news. Because we have a nose for the truth, we don’t have an agenda, and we always get to the bottom of every story we cover.

33 Comment(s)
  • Dick DiBona
    September 10, 2018 at 8:34 am

    Parents and coaches need to remember these aren’t 25 year olds playing hockey, they’re KIDS who you are supposed to be teaching things like sportsmanship and character. Acting like a bunch of uneducated rubes rolling around the lobby floor with the police and screaming at the referees and other parents is not doing them any sort of good whatsoever.

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    September 9, 2018 at 8:39 pm

    Ratchets don’t just inhabit the ghettos of Lawrence, Manchester, Brockton, Worcester, Woonsocket, Fitchburg, Webster, the list goes on way to depressingly long…

    Ratchets are among us in the nicer suburbs too. They manifest themselves as hockey parents. The lowest form of suburban life. These skunks are the tip of an infestation iceberg. You’ve been warned.

  • Nvm
    September 9, 2018 at 7:16 pm

    The guy got tased multiple times a pinned by 4 cops because…?

  • Scott
    September 9, 2018 at 5:50 pm

    The spirit of Thomas Junta lives on!

  • Judge dread
    September 9, 2018 at 12:46 pm

    A few things I learned in my 4 decades living in America….

    1. Never trust any woman with a hyphenated last name.
    2. Never trust any man wearing a bow tie
    3. Never ever trust a woman named Cheryl

    • Gotta Pee ahhhhhh
      September 9, 2018 at 9:57 pm

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      – Making bank is awesome and somehow everybody knows you’re making it and when you’re not.
      – The only thing better than great sex is your dog bc dogs have super powers to calm humans.
      – Ginger women are as unpredictable as an inbred pit bull but many people can’t see it.
      – The lottery is a waste of time and money.. but you might win.. no you won’t, buy anything else.
      – Attractive people are easier to meet than you think.
      – Boredom exists only bc in some way you are making yourself unhappy.
      – Super powers exist and they are love, enthusiasm, motivation and happiness and make life exquisite.
      – Everything in your life is a state of mind and you have more control than you can accept.

  • Clitty Litter
    September 9, 2018 at 8:35 am

    His kid is wearing a gold chain at the beach too.

  • Hitler is getting pissed to
    September 9, 2018 at 6:47 am

    “Can these parents be any douchier”. Best caption ever.

    Only thing worse than stage daddies and mommies is ads, popup ads, redirects. I’m at the bottom of the page… huh I’m at the top again with a big ad. Made it to the bottom again.. huh now I’m on a different story. Made it to the bottom again… huh now I’m 5 scrolls above the comments.

  • Izzi
    September 8, 2018 at 11:18 am

    This doesn’t surprise me. There are terrible parents and every level of Youth Sports. But, the parents who put their kids on club teams, especially hockey, are the worst. The organization makes the kids try out and when they make the team, the egos grow because it’s an elite team. Your kid made the team because your check cleared. There’s no way every kid on every elite team is a top player. Statistically speaking your kid is an average player chosen to round out the team. You pay more money and the coaches likely get a stipend, and they probably had your kid sign a contract, so you think little Jimmy is headed to the NHL. And because he’s your spawn it makes you an expert.
    These parents are raising their kids to be entitled little pricks and the cycle will continue.
    There are fewer and fewer refs because who wants to get abused by douchebags.
    I could go on and on with a rant but I won’t.

  • easy j
    September 8, 2018 at 10:26 am

    Just more fake news from the “media”. WBZ is really only good for their traffic on the 3’s. All other facets of that organization and affiliates are complete garbage. Cheryl Fiandaca just got rightfully exposed here, only reporting one side of an issue because it is a hot button item right now, police brutality. But fuck facts or really digging into an issue, that might require more work and an outcome that wouldn’t trigger even more liberals into believing their hysteria. Then you have David Wade coming in to clean up the mess after everyone has shot their load. Dave likes to clean up messes as it brings him back to his first marriage to Bianca. Dave got turned into quite the cuck. He has probably swallowed gallons of semen in his lifetime. Bianca got rid of him though once he was making big cake and now gets half of his fortune and paycheck to go out and model and live a nice lifestyle traveling all over the world.
    Good on TBS to report the facts.

    • WBZ sucks ass
      September 8, 2018 at 5:16 pm

      Only good for traffic and weather on the 3’s is right, now you can get fox 25 morning news on AM 830 all morning. WBZ is the CNN/MSNBC of Boston radio. Anti President Trump story after story, if Trump got unemployment down to 0% they would report Trump destroyed the unique unemployed lifestyle.

  • Hockey Junkie
    September 8, 2018 at 9:39 am

    Not for nothing, I’m a hockey parent. The Shamrocks suck. Their parents and coaches have always been trouble makers. Rude, mouthy, disrespectful, obnixious. Their teams should be disbanded. This clip is perfect! Shows the Shamrocks true sports class. Your kids should all be playing soccer. Get off the ice!!!

  • Slapshot
    September 8, 2018 at 8:38 am

    Back in the day you didn’t need a masshole bumper sticker, it was understood.

  • Frank
    September 8, 2018 at 7:35 am

    Youth sports is to teach kids how to work hard, how to work as a team, how to lose and that sometimes you can do your best and still not be good enough. All important lessons. Anyone who goes in there wanting their kids to win every game is a loser. The whole point is to teach them how to lose with dignity, get back up and try again.

    • I See Dumb People
      Get Fucked Pussys all of you!!!
      September 8, 2018 at 9:06 am

      The team wasn’t losing they intenrionally threw the game in protest of the bogus penelty calls from the referee on a power trip ..from what I seen in the videos the ref was giving penelties out like to the visiting team for being to “aggressive” … Its fucking Hockey the kids are supposed to be aggressive and skate hard otherwise they may as well just join a little league team where everyone get a trophy and everyone gets to stay at bat until they get a hit !!! Pussys are just trying to ruin hockey like they have every other sport.. No cheering on your kid or tgier team ot might hurt the other teams feelings if thier parents dont cheer them on.. Its all pussofied bullshot

      • True Reality Speaks
        Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
        September 8, 2018 at 6:39 pm

        You have no clue what you’re talking about, snowflake. Go back to doing cosplay at the NAMBLA convention, squirt.

  • Be Good
    September 8, 2018 at 7:18 am

    Don’t be stupid prison is no joke.

    September 8, 2018 at 7:08 am

    Is this true? A grown man is wearing a t shirt with a Nike logo?

  • I See Dumb People
    Get Fucked Pussys all of you!!!
    September 8, 2018 at 7:01 am

    I think all you people are missing the point .. Its a fucking Hockey game !! People go to hockey to see the fights and drama along with the game .. These parents are merely getting thier children ready for the professional leagues … Would you rather we make it so everyone in hockey gets a trophy and we dont keep score and no one can talk back to the jack ass referees… Get fucked all you pussys .. You are the reason the next generation of kids will be pussy little assholes cry babies… Let Hockey stay hockey stop trying to ruin it like you all did little league baseball , basket ball and football( can no longer cheer pn your own kid, no score keeping, nothing competitive)) … Its the very last real sport you can get your kids in where they dont have to share thier wins with the loosing team… Fucking pussys… And im sorry but to be arrested by state police at an airport for pushing a cops arm out of the way … Tell me again how thats not a waste of resourses on the cops behalf !!!! Power trips being pulled everywhere … And that my fellow turtle riders is tge issue people have with nepolian complex cops using resources like that over someone swatting a cops arm away … Fucking petty and disgusting displays of entitlement from all parties in this matter

    • Code Of Silence
      September 8, 2018 at 12:22 pm

      Ok getting their kids ready for the pros. oK tool bag there’s your issue. Do you know the % of kids make it to the pros. I bet you have your kid on the B’s.

      • I See Dumb People
        Get Fucked Pussys all of you!!!
        September 8, 2018 at 3:36 pm

        Well lets see pussy bitch… Not many make it to the pros at all and im pretty sure the percentage will continually drop as the years pass due to lack of the kids being able to play and practice the right way to get to the pro level with all thesewhiney little puss bag parents crying about other kids playing to aggressive… Point being parents need to leave tge coaching to tge coaches and stop bitching tgat lil Timmy might get hurt… Its fucking Hockey you know what you signed your kid up for Hockey is a rough sport pussy kids dont belong in it and if your all scared your baby might get a boo boo dont sign em up and or dont go to the games .. That simple

        • Umm actually
          September 8, 2018 at 5:51 pm

          Less kids playing would actually increase the percentage moving on to the pros

  • Tiny head Big Chain
    September 8, 2018 at 6:36 am

    Chris Albano’s head is much too small for his body he looks retarded.

    These parents are worse than pageant or cheerleader moms, rewriting their own failed history through children and fucking up their kids experiences along the way.

    • Fo Sho
      Not wid my dick
      September 9, 2018 at 12:44 pm

      The douche bag looks like Rick More-Anus.

  • Stunt Penis
    September 8, 2018 at 4:54 am

    I sure come to Turtleboy for those hard-hitting exposes the regular media won’t cover.

    Like the 10,000 part series on OLK9 which mysteriously went away. How’s that in-depth article coming on the nosework people you promised us in segment 8,327?

    • Boobs it's all the boobs
      September 8, 2018 at 6:43 am

      I’m waiting for more riveting coverage on the cat cafe still waiting to find out what the story was about?

      Place a TBS blogger in a armored vehicle outside any club called the Caribbean club or Tropicana club from 11 pm until 2 am every night. Guarantee you will get exciting video and stories nobody can explain, other than build the mother f*cking wall already?

      • bigdaddy
        September 9, 2018 at 7:09 am

        I am still waiting to find out how many guys Alli Bibaud had to blow for her drugs

    • brian albrecht
      September 9, 2018 at 10:53 am

      Chris Albano is a beta cuck. his wife is a 5 but at least she swallows. mDid me outside the rink twice

  • Juan Tobangu
    September 8, 2018 at 1:28 am

    Could you please add one or two more pop-up ads to your site? I accidentally saw some of an article. With just one or two more ads the page would be completely covered and I wouldn’t be wasting time here. Thanks!

    • stop blogging on my ads!!
      September 8, 2018 at 8:14 am

      I come here for the ads and discovered a blog underneath. Is there a blog blocking app so I can just view the ads.

  • Diane
    September 8, 2018 at 12:37 am

    Just wait until these kids get a job some day…..Mommy and Daddy gonna show up in the lobby because the Boss isn’t talking nice to them or their co-worker isn’t playing nice….we are freakin doomed with this generation and the a-holes who spawned them

  • TJB
    September 8, 2018 at 12:33 am

    If you like Lawrence, stay in Lawrence. If you want to start fights, drive drunk or sell DRUGS, Salem NH is the last place you want to be. You can keep the Lawrence lifestyle~ just stay where you belong.

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