Dreadlocked Dumbass Named Dionna Had Some Antisemitic Shit To Say About The Pittsburgh Synagogue Shooting, Seemingly Forgets The Internet Is Forever

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So, I’m guessing I didn’t get the memo that it’s dumbfuck season, but it’s been quite obvious the past few days. In case you didn’t hear, there was a shooting at a Pittsburg synagogue on Sunday. Some completely reprehensible douche canoe named Robert Bowers sprayed the place for 20 minutes and killed 11 people. It’s a really fucked up and sad thing and it’s obviously not cool

However, some fucking morons do think it’s cool to joke about. Like this fucking moron, Dionna Adams:

Just for reference, this is the kind of sludgepump we’re dealing with here:


She was rightfully called out in a group and turned up like she didn’t just take advantage of a tragedy for a poorly written joke. Of course, she brought her ass muppet with her:

There was a slew of people raking her over the coals, but she was just too cool for the room and acted as though she was unphased by motherfuckers calling her place of employment. Mind you, this happened in a group called “Hello, Lucifer… Put Your Hooves On And Come Up Here, It’s An Emergency!” You know ya done fucked up if you can get a crowd like that riled up. I’ve seen some wild shit in that group in the whole 12 hours I’ve been a memeber.

It would’ve been one thing if she’d just said “You know what, guys? I’m a fucking dumbass who was trying to be edgy by making a tasteless joke. Bad judgement on my part, I’m sorry.” But no. She didn’t say that. Instead, she elected to continue being a bitch. But it’s OK, she’s a democrat:

Alrighty, Honey Bunches O’ Cuntflaps, I’ll just do both.

If you pop onto her profile, she might come across as someone important with a profile picture like this:

But as you can see, she’s basically a mall cop with awful dreadlocks. She’s maybe ten pounds lighter than Paul Blart, and nowhere near as funny. You’re bound to be heavy when you’re carrying around a giant bag of douche that is her essence. Although, that may be past tense since when we pulled this shit people immediately began calling her emplorer:


Good for them. I’m not usually a fan of going after people’s jobs, but when your job includes being a paramedic or in charge of safety, you can’t exactly have someone who would discriminate doing that. This chick obviously has a screw or few loose and is a constant shit stirrer. I mean:

She also appears to believe that shit like this can actually happen, when it really, truly can’t. Just because you got something from a meme group that has “facts” in the title, doesn’t mean anything about this is factual:

That’s literally never happen in the history of ever. A simple grasp of the way reality works can clue you in on that one. But what do you expect from someone who feels it’s alright to make awful jokes about hate crimes? Or even before this, someone who thinks it’s cool to share what kind of sex toys she’s considering purchasing on social media:

I will never be able to get the haunting image of this walking dumpster fire using that thing out of my head. UGH. It’s carved in there like scrimshaw.

Circling back to her friend Kat, I firmly believe that you can tell a lot about a person by who they choose to associate with. So, Kat’s a trash bag. But not just any trash bag, the whitest, most basic trash bag I’ve even seen:


Now, of course this fine person reproduced:

So what does she do with this blessing? Whore it out for validation that she herself can’t get:

Listen, I’m not sorry about it and I will judge you if you enter you baby into a Cutest Baby Competition. The kid is barely outta your rat trap and now you’re harrassing everone you know to vote for your crotchfruit. WHY? Isn’t your baby cute to you? Seems like it’s not if you need to prove it. Babies are babies, and a lot of them are ugly. Get over it. Your own mother will never love you, not even is her grandspawn wins an Internet contest.

At least she cares enough to enter to win some gizmo designed to spray essential oils all over it.

Not like that shit can cause respiratory distress or anything…Oh wait, yeah it can. Obviously “all natual” definitely means “safe”. Fucking people…

I guess Kat could be nice. If she is, I wonder why she’s friends with this evil little bitch Dionna?

OH! I’m not sayin’ that’s why,  but that’s probably why.

It’s just not cool to make fun or make jokes about shit like this. These people had done nothing wrong and were mercilessly gunned down because some dude couldn’t handle that Jews exist. That’s fucking wrong on so many levels.

You deserve to get the shit reamed out of you if you do something like that. The Internet isn’t a private place and it lasts forever. Now, you’re that asshole who will forever be known as the snatch that did this shit. Good. I hope this never goes away.


28 Comment(s)
  • AVV
    March 17, 2021 at 10:24 pm

    I personally have known Dionna for 13+ years and this article is VERY much pointing her out to be a person she is not. Her fb posts and her humor have always been on the “Rated M” side BUT if you truly knew Dionna you would know that’s its all for dark humor. She would never brush off innocent deaths, she is not racist in the slightest of any background out there. In fact, she has posted recently reminding her very diverse friends that no atter ur skin color using the “n word” is unexectable and that she takes offense to it as she has black family and is mixed herself.
    Donna is a good friend who those who return the same level of loyalty and care. Despite the things she has been threw I have always seen her carry her head up high and always trying to get a laugh out of someone. I have seen her be there for many of her friends as a supporting hand when they were at their lowest. When your in her company you’ll find that she loves to talk and can hold deep conversations on just about anything in life. I am VERY VERY picky with the company I keep in my life but Dionna is one-of-a-kind, I would value her friendship over a mistake posted on social media that of course turned into something ridiculous.
    Judge all you like, but keep in mind that the people who wrote this article took the time to scan her timeliness photos putting together their own opinions of her life, picking and choosing the photos they wished to share. The writers as well as each of the commenters, do not know her in real life. Going after her job? Thats a bit extreme. Ive seen articles like this before, where someone because negatively media famous over a post and there were times where I agreed that they must be an awful person… but now that its about someone I personally know, and reading all these comments and assumptions of who she is.. I just see how they are all so inaccurate. I feel ashamed for all of you and personally I think this needs to be deleted.

  • Kat dux
    September 22, 2020 at 10:24 pm

    Look. I’m kat. The one who you decided to drag me into this for whatever reason. Shit on me all you like but fucking take my child off this.

  • Rich A
    November 4, 2018 at 7:31 am

    Not gonna lie, I laughed.

  • I’m not saying it was aliens
    November 2, 2018 at 7:25 am

    Fuck you Manch. You are the most anti-turtle of the whole crew. I’m Jewish and didn’t find that joke that offensive because Jew jokes are the best jokes and they are JUST WORDS. We are the least butthurt of any subset anyone jokes about. Except maybe “whitest, basic bitches” because that’s so IN right now, right bitch? Fuck you, seriously. You think she should be fired because she made a bad joke too soon? How’s that different than Turtleboy being censored? 
    How the fuck did you even get hired when you sound like a cunty bored housewife that has to attack people for their words and cute baby contests? 
    When you bombed that series about the Mayo’s dog everyone seemed to delicately tell you you suck and need to step up your game, instead you’ve doubled down on being even worse and more useless
    Maybe think about MLM with all the time you spend on Facebook not blogging. 

    • Fuck manchtrash
      November 2, 2018 at 8:21 pm

      we all thought it & you said it!!! This girl is a mental case she needs to go before she costs turtleboy even more followers he can’t afford.

  • long time turtle follower
    November 1, 2018 at 7:57 pm

    Think I’ve just read my last manch blog. Imagine using the words “the whitest, most basic” to further insult someone who is largely an indirect character in this blog because the giant titasaurus tagged her in a blog.

    Manch, you just wrote a blog about a woman cracking a jew joke, very insensitive of her by the way and truly poor taste, and then to criticize the bitch, you insult her friend, who honestly i could give a flying fuck about but if you wanna rip her for posting baby modeling photos go for it, BUT BUT BUT you in turn bring race into the matter trying to shame her!

    Seriously, what the fuck is your thought process that makes ripping on a so called racist by being racist in ripping her friend?! Normally, this would fly over my head but since in this day and age everyone wants to classify anyone they disagree with as racist, you here need to be called out as racist.

    We’ve all read from your past blogs that you are biracial yourself or have biracial children, i can’t remember which at the moment, so we can all figure out that you have a resentment towards white people. Good luck in the future, hopefully you read the comments section because others have disapproved of this blog, just no one has called you out on the racism part.

    • Don't kill the messenger
      November 2, 2018 at 8:17 pm

      THANK YOU! I have been so disgusted by all of her recent catty high school girl mentality blogs I overlooked the basic white girl hate. She’s supposedly “biracial” but looks white. She’s white trash to be exact. Doesn’t work, and is 1 person with 90 personalities. Why does Uncle let her blog??? I literally stopped listening to live cuz of this blogger.

  • Walter "That not a rolled up sock" Bird
    November 1, 2018 at 6:32 pm

    Democrats hate the Jewish. Obama dog whistled them to do so. Obama knew that that was the first step in getting them to hate all white men. It worked. Then they are turned to hating all conservative white women. It worked too. Now it’s turning into all white woman. Weird how Democrats think. They think if they virtue signal they will be spared. NOT. Democrats are rather stupid. The ponzi scheme they play won’t be sustainable.

  • Ura Turtlecuck
    November 1, 2018 at 10:02 am

    I agree with the majority of what you post but this woman is just being a troll. She doesn’t deserve to have her life ruined because you are all butt hurt over memes and stupid things she says online. That post about the death count dropping is a meme that went around Facebook the other day. I’ve seen it a million times. I even laughed…. because it’s funny. It’s disgusting that people were killed and it really sucks that we (as a society) find something funny but because you’re such a sensitive little cuck, we need to put trigger warnings before we make light of something.

  • Maggie the Cat
    November 1, 2018 at 9:36 am

    I find this blog to be very useful. Luckily for me, I am not exposed on a daily basis to the kinds of people who show up in Turtleboy blogs. So when I encounter the types of people who are featured on Turtleboy, I am prepared for the shock.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    November 1, 2018 at 9:09 am

    In what bowels of the interwebs did you find this garbage?

  • Burt Hurtensteiner
    November 1, 2018 at 8:26 am

    Another stupid blog.. that said, she got some nice tittays!

    Kind regards,


  • Disappointed
    November 1, 2018 at 7:33 am

    The “joke” that this girl made is insensitive and horrible, but it’s not newsworthy material. People say and do asshole things all over the internet every second of every day, so why call this one girl out and why drag her friend into it? The friend didn’t do anything and it’s unfair to judge someone because they entered their baby into a contest. Every parent believes that their baby is the most beautiful in the world and it doesn’t mean that she needs validation. I’m disappointed I wasted my time reading this stupid article and that you bullied a girl for thinking her baby is cute, that’s just wrong.

    • GingyKidd
      November 1, 2018 at 7:18 pm

      You’re a fucking moron. THIS is what TBS does. Public shaming actually works. Bet that dumb bitch will think twice about posting some troll-ass nastiness immediately following a horrible horrible incident such as this. If she doesn’t – she may be a contender for the next Ratchet madness.

  • Yuck
    November 1, 2018 at 6:37 am

    Dems are notorious anti-semites. Not surprised at all.

    • Burt Hurtensteiner
      November 1, 2018 at 8:28 am

      Go to Oprah! Go to Oprah!

      In all seriousness, this new breed of bloggers suck. I want to read about food stamp fraud and rachets!

  • Wwy the bug fucker
    November 1, 2018 at 6:02 am

    Wwy just shot his tiny rocket off in his jorts.

  • Error 404
    November 1, 2018 at 4:08 am

    What about the OLK9 series with the Mayos?

  • The Real Story
    October 31, 2018 at 11:55 pm

    Sure, rag on her for having a full time security job while you spend your day scanning Facebook and writing Turtleboy blogs for $23.36 a week! Fucking loser, all babies are born beautiful.

  • Spiraling Down
    October 31, 2018 at 11:48 pm

    Myself I can’t wait for tomorrows daily story about the 8 month pregnant junkie that nobody gives a FUCK about.
    We get it, she’s a sick pregnant junkie. Move the fuck on to something interesting.

  • Tom
    October 31, 2018 at 11:38 pm

    Shitty joke for sure. But newsworthy? Don’t know if a bad joke, a few meme shares and a dirty post about munching box warrants this attention. Going after this dumbass, and her (likely) menial job, seems a little much.
    Don’t stray too far, Turtleboy Sports, I like you folks.

  • Whoahhhhh
    October 31, 2018 at 11:19 pm

    Not for nothing but you bashing her friend was so uncalled or it was pure Mother bashing for her entering her cute baby (& all babies are beautiful NOT ugly like you think). You also posted the baby’s face. Who’s the real trash here? Shape her up Uncle or ship her out!!

  • This is a force
    October 31, 2018 at 10:55 pm

    I am so relieved that the majority of comments on here were my exact thoughts. The Muslim meme was hilarious, her post was on a Satan page …like huh? This blogger consistently is getting shittier on a daily basis.

  • turtle is kkkool
    October 31, 2018 at 10:45 pm

    Sorry, that joke is hilarious. Only libs get triggered by words.

  • Uncle Joe
    October 31, 2018 at 10:10 pm

    That Muslim Adam and Eve is pretty funny, though.

    • Go TB Go
      November 1, 2018 at 3:28 pm

      That Muslim one made me lol while I was drinking water and
      I ended up spitting out wine.

  • WTF
    October 31, 2018 at 9:42 pm

    Here we go again with another fucking catty womens day blog.
    I thought her joke was hilarious but here you go again bitchin’ about other bitches and stupid products for women.
    You’re obviously living the high life in the shit hole of Manchester trolling the internet all day and collecting welfare for your 5 kids while scream and cry in your one bedroom of filth full of dirty diapers.

  • TJB
    October 31, 2018 at 9:37 pm

    Why do militant lesbians that hate White Men do their best to look like extremely ugly White Men? This queef belongs in a mental hospital.

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