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So, I’m guessing I didn’t get the memo that it’s dumbfuck season, but it’s been quite obvious the past few days. In case you didn’t hear, there was a shooting at a Pittsburg synagogue on Sunday. Some completely reprehensible douche canoe named Robert Bowers sprayed the place for 20 minutes and killed 11 people. It’s a really fucked up and sad thing and it’s obviously not cool
However, some fucking morons do think it’s cool to joke about. Like this fucking moron, Dionna Adams:
Just for reference, this is the kind of sludgepump we’re dealing with here:
She was rightfully called out in a group and turned up like she didn’t just take advantage of a tragedy for a poorly written joke. Of course, she brought her ass muppet with her:
There was a slew of people raking her over the coals, but she was just too cool for the room and acted as though she was unphased by motherfuckers calling her place of employment. Mind you, this happened in a group called “Hello, Lucifer… Put Your Hooves On And Come Up Here, It’s An Emergency!” You know ya done fucked up if you can get a crowd like that riled up. I’ve seen some wild shit in that group in the whole 12 hours I’ve been a memeber.
It would’ve been one thing if she’d just said “You know what, guys? I’m a fucking dumbass who was trying to be edgy by making a tasteless joke. Bad judgement on my part, I’m sorry.” But no. She didn’t say that. Instead, she elected to continue being a bitch. But it’s OK, she’s a democrat:
Alrighty, Honey Bunches O’ Cuntflaps, I’ll just do both.
If you pop onto her profile, she might come across as someone important with a profile picture like this:
But as you can see, she’s basically a mall cop with awful dreadlocks. She’s maybe ten pounds lighter than Paul Blart, and nowhere near as funny. You’re bound to be heavy when you’re carrying around a giant bag of douche that is her essence. Although, that may be past tense since when we pulled this shit people immediately began calling her emplorer:
Good for them. I’m not usually a fan of going after people’s jobs, but when your job includes being a paramedic or in charge of safety, you can’t exactly have someone who would discriminate doing that. This chick obviously has a screw or few loose and is a constant shit stirrer. I mean:
She also appears to believe that shit like this can actually happen, when it really, truly can’t. Just because you got something from a meme group that has “facts” in the title, doesn’t mean anything about this is factual:
That’s literally never happen in the history of ever. A simple grasp of the way reality works can clue you in on that one. But what do you expect from someone who feels it’s alright to make awful jokes about hate crimes? Or even before this, someone who thinks it’s cool to share what kind of sex toys she’s considering purchasing on social media:
I will never be able to get the haunting image of this walking dumpster fire using that thing out of my head. UGH. It’s carved in there like scrimshaw.
Circling back to her friend Kat, I firmly believe that you can tell a lot about a person by who they choose to associate with. So, Kat’s a trash bag. But not just any trash bag, the whitest, most basic trash bag I’ve even seen:
Now, of course this fine person reproduced:
So what does she do with this blessing? Whore it out for validation that she herself can’t get:
Listen, I’m not sorry about it and I will judge you if you enter you baby into a Cutest Baby Competition. The kid is barely outta your rat trap and now you’re harrassing everone you know to vote for your crotchfruit. WHY? Isn’t your baby cute to you? Seems like it’s not if you need to prove it. Babies are babies, and a lot of them are ugly. Get over it. Your own mother will never love you, not even is her grandspawn wins an Internet contest.
At least she cares enough to enter to win some gizmo designed to spray essential oils all over it.
Not like that shit can cause respiratory distress or anything…Oh wait, yeah it can. Obviously “all natual” definitely means “safe”. Fucking people…
I guess Kat could be nice. If she is, I wonder why she’s friends with this evil little bitch Dionna?
OH! I’m not sayin’ that’s why, but that’s probably why.
It’s just not cool to make fun or make jokes about shit like this. These people had done nothing wrong and were mercilessly gunned down because some dude couldn’t handle that Jews exist. That’s fucking wrong on so many levels.
You deserve to get the shit reamed out of you if you do something like that. The Internet isn’t a private place and it lasts forever. Now, you’re that asshole who will forever be known as the snatch that did this shit. Good. I hope this never goes away.