Dubious Dog Flipper Kaylin Fayne and Her Mother Argue With Everyone About Our Blog, Fail To Meaningfully Answer Any Questions And Instead Just Double Down On The Lies

Not that I’m surprised, but Kaylin Fayne is none too pleased with her recent exposure, and decided to combat it in the comments section with long-winded paragraphs of bullshit that don’t really offer up any meaningful answers at all.


Well, that clears exactly nothing up, Kaykay. I guess we should just take your word for it? You seem so honest and all.



We should definitely take her word for it – everyone knows that all scumbags readily admit their misdeeds when questioned or called out, and good honest people react defensively with scripted replies, over and over again. When confronted with clear cut evidence of her buying a $200 dog and turning around to flip it for an $800-$1000 profit, her reply is just essentially just “nuh-uh, I’m good with dogs!” No you’re not, Kaylin. You are definitely not.

It makes more sense why Kaykay is the way she is, however, after encountering her mother. The lying apple doesn’t fall far from the patently dishonest tree, that’s for sure.


These people have an explanation for EVERYTHING, and every time one of their lies is questioned, another one comes out to cover the first, it’s truly unbelievable. Like, they are a “registered kennel”, but her daughter claims they don’t even need a license!


And they “haven’t had any puppies in 2 years,” but when confronted with screenshot advertising litters there is another perfectly reasonable explanation – Kaylin is advertising breedings that never happen!


She should definitely reach out to Dick N, Vulva – looks like a slam dunk case. I have hard a time believing these people have all these “friends” selling dogs, because if nothing else, they appear too stupid to have many friends.

Mama even filled out the blog removal form.

Sorry, Lee. We can’t remove the blog, because Kaylin’s posts prove more than adequately how unqualified you all are to deal with animals in any capacity whatsoever. I’m not taking your word for shit, because when we gave you a chance to come clean about just one thing….


But you lied through your teeth, again. Oops! Told you we’d address it.

But sure, let’s trust the broad with check fraud and assault charges on her record, who lies blatantly about matters of public record.

18 Comment(s)
  • The Master of her turdcutter and taco
    April 3, 2019 at 12:19 am

    Daughter can piss off but mom belongs in my soundproofed room in the basement. Definitely have a collar that will fit her perfectly. She can keep those boots on, too.
    There will be a lot of doggy style and prone boning with copious two point conversions that make the soundproofing a necessity.

    Anyone else prefer the mature to the youthful?

  • Crispy C
    April 2, 2019 at 12:46 pm

    Let’s ask the most important and relevant question: does this young girl have a real job anywhere? Seems like she probably doesn’t (or fast food/Walmart cashier shit job) so dog flipping and breeding as a means of income seems highly likely. But I don’t want to assume.

    Mom seems totally mentally stable and truthful too. Stage 4 cancer? I bet!

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    April 2, 2019 at 9:56 am

    Whats wrong with buying dogs and re-selling for a higher price?

    Isn’t that basically what every business does?

  • Thurston Howell III
    April 2, 2019 at 8:15 am

    But, but… they MUST be telling the truth! They’re so refined! They only have OLDE English BullDOGGES, not plain ol’ Old English Bulldogs!

    Advertising and selling puppies from litters that never happened? Why, that’s just the fine American tradition of speculation. That’s how _I_ made MY fortune.

    Now begone, I’m late for my afternoon tee time. For further comment, please consult my attorney Richard Vulva.

  • Mom licks Daughter
    April 2, 2019 at 7:59 am

    There is definitely some inbreeding going on in that house.

  • itsjustme
    April 2, 2019 at 4:07 am

    I’m confused, did she say she only took that dog from a friend because she was allergic, and then say a sentence later her friend wanted a puppy from the dog? Wouldn’t she still be allergic?

  • Lisa
    April 2, 2019 at 2:24 am

    So she had a speeding ticket and a ticket for a late car inspection?
    Oh come on Turtle writers. This blog is becoming a joke.

  • Crystal Laviolette
    Atty. Vulva's Left Hand Man
    April 1, 2019 at 11:17 pm

    Nuff said.

  • Michael Johnson
    True justice
    April 1, 2019 at 10:22 pm

    A Kennedy is a Kennedy. How do you know they are lying? Their mouths are moving. Don’t poke the turtle

  • Ted Kennedy
    April 1, 2019 at 10:09 pm

    1000% sure? Really? Even my records back to the 60′ s are still on file. You know the unfortunate bridge accident etc. And our cousin Michael with his four iron mishap on that poor young girl, all there. It all comes out in the wash, just like the dog abuse.

    • Lisa
      April 2, 2019 at 2:26 am

      Ok but having a expired inspection and speeding ticket isn’t a criminal record. LOL.

      • Smh
        April 2, 2019 at 2:55 am

        Not reading before commenting should be a crime in some instances…smh
        What part of A&B and Fraud charges did you not understand? Aaaand…He reports on all findings. Would you rather him just pick and choose facts and leave some out like the fake news does? Lol Bless your heart

        • Just so you know
          April 2, 2019 at 11:12 am

          She.. this is written by Bristol Turtlechick

      • Stop breeding these dogs
        April 2, 2019 at 6:27 am

        It is true that moving violations are not a big deal. What about the assault charge and writing fraudulent check charges that you conveniently are leaving out of the equation? Granted those happened 25 years ago but it doesn’t give you a great first impression of her character. I don’t know why the woman just doesn’t spend a couple grand on a competent attorney and get the charges expunged. I don’t think she is evil and I definitely feel badly for what she has been through with her illness but I do think there has been a pattern of dog abuse and cruelty as a result of her daughter’s greed. To see animals treated in this manner is very disturbing to many of us. There are laws regarding breeding of dogs just like there are laws for assault and writing bad checks. Don’t let your daughter make the wrong decisions. I just hope the mother does the right thing and puts an end to it.

  • Betty Ford
    April 1, 2019 at 10:05 pm

    Ewww, both counts.

  • Stewie Griffin
    April 1, 2019 at 10:02 pm

    Lee and Kaykay –
    “For a mere two dollars a day, you can feed a hungry puppy like this (grasps puppy in arms).”

    Me – “Yes and from the looks of those sweater-cows, so can you.”

  • Big Wick
    April 1, 2019 at 9:46 pm

    Would, and would… doggy style,of course, though, so I can grab their “puppies,” and don’t have to see their faces. How come anyone with a connection to the Kennedy name, acts as if they’re so entitled?


  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    April 1, 2019 at 9:41 pm

    Send the mom on over. The daughters got that hole in her lips going on… Big turnoff….

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