Dude Goes Full Hitler At Boston Zoning Board Meeting: Says He Doesn’t Want “Undesirables” Like Vets Cancer And MS Patients On Newbury Street

Dude Goes Full Hitler At Boston Zoning Board Meeting: Says He Doesn’t Want “Undesirables” Like Vets Cancer And MS Patients On Newbury Street

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NBC BostonA Back Bay resident stunned the crowd at a zoning board meeting in Boston by making a series of shocking comments against a proposed medical marijuana facility on Newbury Street.

“All my friends and I are against this because it will bring undesirable elements into the neighborhood,” Oliver Curme began.

He then made insensitive remarks about veterans. “There are army vets with PTSD and we don’t want them in the neighborhood,” said Curme. “Give me a break, they can get over it.”

Then he took on people with disabilities.

“The second thing is people with wheelchairs, with MS, whatever,” Curme went on.

And finally he attacked cancer patients.

“Women with breast cancer…they all have that cadaverous look…and they all wear those ridiculous turbans,” Curme said. “Newbury Street is our high end shopping district, we don’t want people like that scaring off the clientele.”

But in an interview with NBC Boston, Curme says he meant no harm.

“It was a caricature,” Curme said. “It was a satire.”

The retired venture capitalist says he actually supports the dispensary, and was mocking his neighbors who don’t see how much good it could do.

“The point that I was trying to make is a marijuana dispensary will bring in the people who really need this, people who are sick, people who have cancer, and this is the only choice for them,” said Curme, who lives around the corner from the proposed site. “If you listen to what I said it was so over the top that I think it’s the only way they could have been construed.”

Curme says he does apologize to anyone who took his comments seriously and didn’t understand the point he was trying to make. 

Well, that’s one way to make it onto Turtleboy.

When I first saw this on the news I assumed it was in Florida. We don’t have people like this in Massachusetts. We might have people who think like this, but we’ve also created an atmosphere where they know better than to actually say these things at a City zoning board meeting.

But as it turns out it was right here in Boston. Dude just teeing off on “undesirables” like veterans with PTSD, cancer patients with their silly turbans, and people with “MS,” as if that’s even a real thing. No one would ever take offense to someone shitting on those people. Who likes cancer patients and veterans anyway?

In fairness, I actually buy his story that this was satire. It’s the only thing that makes any sense. If you read my last paragraph you might think I’m the bigot, since I didn’t explicitly state that I was being saracastic with the last two sentences. But the difference between Turtleboy and this guy, is that Turtleboy is a brand that’s already well known for sarcasm in our blogs. This guy is just some random millionaire from the Back Bay who didn’t even attempt to announce at the end that he just completely failed in his attempt to prove his point by using satire. No one would have any idea he didn’t actually mean these things.

You can’t live in the Back Bay, have such an unfiltered mouth, and truly believe all these things without already making headlines. Plus if you go to his wife’s Facebook page she pretty much only shares left-leaning articles from Daily Kos:

And they have a summer home in Lenox, one of the wealthiest and more progressive towns in Massachusetts:

But he’s just really, really, really, really bad at satire. I had no idea watching this video that he was attempting to be anything but himself. And when I heard his excuse at first I started laughing. But then I realized that he’s actually just a huge tool and in his mind he probably thought that he proved his point with his little rant. Get it? He’s the smartest guy in the room. He’s mocking all you intolerant people. He just forgot to mention that part at the end because he assumed you were smart enough to figure that out on your own.

The dude owns a mansion in the Back Bay. He used to live in Weston. He summers in the Berkshires. He’s a retired venture capitalist.

You don’t achieve that amount of success in life by going full Hitler. Never go full Hitler.

But I do believe that in his line of work he didn’t achieve this amount of success by being witty. And that’s what he tried and failed so spectacularly to do tonight.

Something tells me I’m one of the few who actually believes his story though. It’s gonna be awkward the next time Oliver Crume attends a wine sociable with country club friends, that’s for sure.


18 Comment(s)
  • Donald J. Trummp
    November 17, 2017 at 11:42 am

    Wouldn’t you love to see one of these board members, when somebody disrespects our vets, to say, ‘Get that son of a b*tch off the speaking floor right now. Out! He’s fired. He’s fired!“You know, some board member is going to do that. He’s going to say, ‘That guy that disrespects our vets, he’s fired.’ And that person, they don’t know it, they’ll be the most popular person in this state.

    • John
      July 7, 2021 at 5:38 am

      I fully support Oliver sometimes the truth hurts it’s the reality of the situation

    • John E Perusse Jr.
      July 7, 2021 at 5:40 am

      I fully support Oliver sometimes the truth hurts it’s the reality of the situation. First Amendment rights…

  • Mike
    November 16, 2017 at 3:17 pm

    I’m pretty sure this guy is “on the spectrum”, or “touched”. There is no way he was being honest in his comments at the city council meeting, he just has a flat affect. Even when confronted by the reporter there was no emotional expressiveness. Also, his wife would not have allowed him to say the things he said even if he thought them compelling.

    But, fuck him! Welcome to 2017 where people who know nothing of you, except for a 30 second video clip on the internet, are convinced that they know what makes up your heart, mind, and soul. They have no problems ruining your life, and the life of your family, and destroying everything you have worked your entire life to accomplish. You said one thing possible offensive and that is the justice you deserve.

  • Justice for All
    November 16, 2017 at 11:18 am

    I COMPLETELY believe he was serious. No way was that a poor attempt at satire. How much you want to bet Mr. Moneybags hired some security? That guy will either be beaten within an inch of his life or die a slow miserable death from cancer or MS. Good thing he has a dick. He won’t need the “turban” he believes women need to hide baldness, but the “cadaverous” look will be inevitable. ASSHOLE!!!

  • Stunt Penis
    November 16, 2017 at 10:46 am

    What’s the difference between The Full Hitler and The Full Monty?

  • STD clinic
    November 16, 2017 at 9:40 am

    Newbury Street is where you go in Boston for high end shopping. The real estate value is ridiculous. You don’t open a Dollar store next to a Bloomingdales, that’s just bad city planning.

  • SRR
    November 16, 2017 at 9:22 am

    As I was reading this on Turtleboy the exact same story started running on Fox 6 Mass News Live. I paused to listen and as usual I was once again reminded of why I read Turtleboy . The so called Mass News didn’t even attempt to interview Mr.Crume they played the clip of his preposterous comments, immediately branded him as a hate filled,nut bag and moved onto the next story in Typical MSM fashion. Thank fully the digs deeper always searching for the truth! I knew almost immediately Crume was being satirical although I agree He’s not good with satire. Turtle boy sports is the best site for News and satire!

  • Dirty Needle
    November 16, 2017 at 9:02 am

    You just know behind closed doors this guy is screaming “just fucking great!!!! First the pot shops, then the druggies, then the gangs and then the filthy fucking niggers!!!!”.

  • Dee's nutz
    November 16, 2017 at 8:58 am

    I honestly believe him. I also believe he’s a closet smoker and a closet homosexual. That’s my opinion but I’m pretty sure I’m right on point.

  • Dirty Needle
    November 16, 2017 at 8:58 am

    It’s all fun and games until the methadone clinics and planned parenthood’s start rolling into town!

  • Liberalismisamentaldisorder
    November 16, 2017 at 8:56 am

    Massachusetts is full of people way worse than Florida. Liberals are a cancer on society.

  • John Wypyszinski
    Herr Doktor
    November 16, 2017 at 7:51 am

    What an F-ing dink. Paging Ollie aka Thurston Howell IV and his “Luvvie” who reside in the back bay, may one or both of you need the relief that the dispensary you oppose might have provided and have to go to oh, let’s say one of the scuzzier sections of Dorchester for it. Or better yet, come see one of my less reputable colleagues and he can get you set up on the road with a nice opiod addiction so you go full Bibaud and end up on Turtleboy again and again. People like you make me want to puke.

  • DJ Trump
    November 16, 2017 at 6:00 am

    Nimby liberals joking about their true colors,
    How rich.

  • Cheech
    November 16, 2017 at 5:56 am

    Weed CAUSES cancer, weed CAUSES neurological damage. It puts people in those turbans, and in wheelchairs. Hey hippies, its not healthy!

  • Wwy
    November 16, 2017 at 1:01 am

    You make hitler sound worse than obama’bush,Clinton,all he did was kill communist Jews.

    • chrissy
      November 16, 2017 at 1:47 am

      Never go full Hitler!!!

    • bigdaddy
      Wwy tiny penis
      November 16, 2017 at 6:57 am

      Where you born such a fucking asshole or do you work at it

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