We have yet another update on the story we published last night, in which we named the two bouncers who curb stomped a dude and assaulted a good samaritan outside of McGarvey’s in Manchester.

First of all, we heard from Trevor Dyer, the sociopath who kicked the dude’s head into the cement after he was already down.

As you can see, he sent me this link to a free WordPress blog that some Taunton ratchet wrote about me three years ago. This was a true masterpiece of journalism:

He moved to protect his son (entering school) from the real-life bullies and provide a better future for his two year old daughter.  Because those damn brownies (Aidan and his wife are confirmed racists) will corrupt them.  At least, that’s what they think.  I wouldn’t doubt they do a shittier job of child rearing than the crackhead with twenty kids on the corner of the street.  In fact, I would feel safer with my children being with a crackhead than I would with Aidan and his wife.  Who knows what they would try to do to them?  Here’s his wife and daughter:

Except my son wasn’t born at the time and I eat way too many brownies. Must be true though, because he found it on the Interwebz.

He also says that this ground breaking piece of literature is “coming back out in a big way,” and will be appearing on Barstool Sports tomorrow in the “Saturdays are for the sidewalk beatings” tab. I anxiously await my roasting from El Prez himself.

Keep in mind, this guy is a violent thug who should be under arrest. He reactivated his Facebook at 9 in the morning just to send me that message before deactivating once again. He knows the cops have seen this and everyone in New Hampshire thinks he’s human scum. Yet here he is threatening me with Barstool Sports. What a maroon.

Secondly, the ballbag who assaulted the good samaritan (Dustin Bourque) previously had a GoFundMe, and you’ll never guess what it was for.

He was injured bouncing at a pizza place. Can’t make this stuff up. Poor baby. I wonder if someone threw him on the ground for being too sleepy in the bar, and then crushed his skull into the cement when he was finally restrained.

Thirdly, we also are getting word from a lot of people that the good samaritan is partially deaf, although we haven’t confirmed that with him and he’s been advised not to speak with us by his lawyer. So yea, to add onto these geniuses win streak they may have assaulted a disabled person who couldn’t hear what they were saying too.

Fourthly, last year a ex-con douchebag charged at a cop with a knife after being involved in a confrontation outside of McGarvey’s, before a bouncer tackled him.

Good thing right? Well, it was until they found out that the bouncer had FIVE felony convictions, and turned out to be the worst witness ever, leading to the perp getting off.

Sounds like this place is the only place easier than the Massachusetts State Police for felons to obtain employment.

Still waiting on the Manchester Police to do the right thing and arrest at least Dustin and Trevor, and go full free muh boi on the good samaritan. Also anxiously looking forward to my debut on Barstool Sports this weekend. Happy Friday turtle riders!

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