Dumbass McGarvey’s Bouncers Are Threatening To Expose Me On Barstool Sports, Previously Had GoFundMe For Bouncing Injury, May Have Assaulted Deaf Dude


We have yet another update on the story we published last night, in which we named the two bouncers who curb stomped a dude and assaulted a good samaritan outside of McGarvey’s in Manchester.

First of all, we heard from Trevor Dyer, the sociopath who kicked the dude’s head into the cement after he was already down.

As you can see, he sent me this link to a free WordPress blog that some Taunton ratchet wrote about me three years ago. This was a true masterpiece of journalism:

He moved to protect his son (entering school) from the real-life bullies and provide a better future for his two year old daughter.  Because those damn brownies (Aidan and his wife are confirmed racists) will corrupt them.  At least, that’s what they think.  I wouldn’t doubt they do a shittier job of child rearing than the crackhead with twenty kids on the corner of the street.  In fact, I would feel safer with my children being with a crackhead than I would with Aidan and his wife.  Who knows what they would try to do to them?  Here’s his wife and daughter:

Except my son wasn’t born at the time and I eat way too many brownies. Must be true though, because he found it on the Interwebz.

He also says that this ground breaking piece of literature is “coming back out in a big way,” and will be appearing on Barstool Sports tomorrow in the “Saturdays are for the sidewalk beatings” tab. I anxiously await my roasting from El Prez himself.

Keep in mind, this guy is a violent thug who should be under arrest. He reactivated his Facebook at 9 in the morning just to send me that message before deactivating once again. He knows the cops have seen this and everyone in New Hampshire thinks he’s human scum. Yet here he is threatening me with Barstool Sports. What a maroon.

Secondly, the ballbag who assaulted the good samaritan (Dustin Bourque) previously had a GoFundMe, and you’ll never guess what it was for.

He was injured bouncing at a pizza place. Can’t make this stuff up. Poor baby. I wonder if someone threw him on the ground for being too sleepy in the bar, and then crushed his skull into the cement when he was finally restrained.

Thirdly, we also are getting word from a lot of people that the good samaritan is partially deaf, although we haven’t confirmed that with him and he’s been advised not to speak with us by his lawyer. So yea, to add onto these geniuses win streak they may have assaulted a disabled person who couldn’t hear what they were saying too.

Fourthly, last year a ex-con douchebag charged at a cop with a knife after being involved in a confrontation outside of McGarvey’s, before a bouncer tackled him.

Good thing right? Well, it was until they found out that the bouncer had FIVE felony convictions, and turned out to be the worst witness ever, leading to the perp getting off.

Sounds like this place is the only place easier than the Massachusetts State Police for felons to obtain employment.


Still waiting on the Manchester Police to do the right thing and arrest at least Dustin and Trevor, and go full free muh boi on the good samaritan. Also anxiously looking forward to my debut on Barstool Sports this weekend. Happy Friday turtle riders!


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84 Comment(s)
  • TBS fan friend
    January 6, 2020 at 6:47 pm

    So I dont know if any tb writers read these comments With that being said I’m not sure if this is going to matter then. But these guys have been caught and the boston dot com page has a story about the backlash of the comments on “social media “And how the outrage made the cops arrest these guys and all that the usual they are too chicken to
    Post that it came from TBS. but there hasn’t been an update of TBS about all of this. Crickets. Seems quiet. Strange.

  • Judge dread
    January 5, 2020 at 11:59 am

    Wow that yellow tie this douche canoe is wearing is both hideous and disgusting. TJ Max clearance rack special? Plus he thinks barstool is going to give him a platform when he curbed stomped someone?

    • Tired of Idiots
      January 6, 2020 at 12:16 pm

      Is TJ Maxx affordable for a “bouncer”?

  • Support your local police
    January 5, 2020 at 6:15 am

    Why does it always take the media to get the cops to do their job?

  • Jewmerica
    January 4, 2020 at 9:38 pm

    For once, I’ve been doing some thinking, and I’ve come to the following conclusion:

    I am truly a worthless piece of shit!

  • Cheesemo
    January 4, 2020 at 9:19 pm

    Jesus just saw a picture of chuck the Jew Schumer’s daughters wedding
    She’s a fucking dike
    She looks like Joe Torre with tits

    God bless president Trump

    • Cheesemo
      January 4, 2020 at 9:41 pm

      I also know in my heart of hearts, I wouldn’t stand a chance with her, or any broad.

      I’m kind of a douche now that I think about it.

  • NECN..
    January 4, 2020 at 8:29 pm

    confirms and posted mugshots.Nicely done Unc and Riders.

  • Glad
    January 4, 2020 at 8:11 pm

    I just saw a story that says these guys got busted thank you !!

    • x
      January 4, 2020 at 9:18 pm

      Love the UN article on cops being concerned about citizens upset with them arresting the good guy.

      What kind of Police Chief isn’t available?!?!

  • Hey you who me
    January 4, 2020 at 8:06 pm

    That barstools sports article that never happens was crazy!

  • Stupid Dustbin and Trevfloor
    January 4, 2020 at 6:48 am

    Dustbin Dourque and Trevor Dyerrhea are exposing TB? and on Barstool?

    Seriously these two geniuses put the um in dumb. How many peeps have “exposed” TB now? TB wrote a book about his own life and he appears regularly as a commenter on high profile radio programs. Good job Dustbin and Dyerrhea now run a long you’re both late for special-ed class.

    BTW, Trevor sounds like a preppy English guy but he’s a swarthy little troll and anyone else think Dustbin looks like the high school Romeo wearing 3 shirts over each other who ends up bringing his male life partner to the 10 year reunion?

  • Pussies
    January 3, 2020 at 11:56 pm

    My dream is to be shit faced off of whiskey sours kicking one of those tiny dick having bouncers in the head numerous times. preferably with mamba number 5 playing in the background. On the dance floor. Fuckin losers.

  • El Prez is a Faggot
    January 3, 2020 at 11:54 pm

    anyone over 18 who still follows barstool sports is a complete fucking faggot. Facks.

  • Brandy Moore
    January 3, 2020 at 10:23 pm

    Nancy Pelosi might be a wrinkled old douchebag now but back in the day she was an 8
    With huge firm tits and a beautiful ass
    Check out some old pics

    • Nancy Boy
      January 4, 2020 at 12:33 am

      Yeah, but not nearly as hot as the pictures of your mama!

      • Nancy
        January 4, 2020 at 7:58 am

        Nancy boy

        I’ve got some HD pictures of your mother with my balls in her mouth
        Do you want me to send you a copy

        • That's nothing!
          January 4, 2020 at 1:13 pm

          I have HD VIDEO of your mom doing the baker’s dozen with a bunch of black guys!

          And let me tell you something my friend, it is filthy but one of my all time favorites just the same

        • Clitorius Doosh
          January 4, 2020 at 6:09 pm

          I like the stories on this site but man, these writers need to learn English! Who the hell writes “yes” instead of “yeah”?

    • Pelosi was the first Hillary
      January 4, 2020 at 6:30 am

      True Nancy had the rocking body even now she’s fit for 87 or whatever she is.

      Nancy’s personality and voice always brought that 8 down to about a 3. Bitch was only a full 8 on quaaludes or valium to shut her the fuck up and chill her crazed brain.

      • Nancy
        January 4, 2020 at 6:00 pm

        Even Nancy at her age now I’d love to cum on her titd

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      January 4, 2020 at 11:16 pm

      The taint agrees and would still fondle her

  • Lotenzo
    January 3, 2020 at 10:19 pm

    Ha hs

  • Karl Marx
    January 3, 2020 at 10:11 pm

    TB you’re pathetic
    Do your homework
    The owner of this fucking toilet Scribner Is Manchester mayor Craig’s brother in law
    Get your fucking head out of your ass
    There ain’t gonna be any arrests

    • No Arrests???
      January 4, 2020 at 8:32 pm

      You were saying???

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    January 3, 2020 at 9:51 pm

    Grow a goatee, take some steroids, instant fucking tough guy.

    Back in the day my friend dropped a 5’5″ tall black belt asshole who was mouthing off at a bar. Fucking Napoleon type. Guy got in my friends’ face and my friend headed butted the dude. He dropped like a fucking imploding building, just folded down into his shoes. Out cold. Bleeding from one ear. Doubt he ever acted like a tough dude after that drop.

    • Tebo
      January 3, 2020 at 10:15 pm

      Captain you and your friend are both cunts
      Why don’t you stop by my house tomorrow I’ll put both you pussies in the hospital
      16 Skeet shoot Road Natick

      Stop by if you have the stones you fucking cocksucket

      • Captain Trips
        Captain Trips
        January 3, 2020 at 11:14 pm

        As I said, instant fucking tough guy.

      • jamal Khashoggi's severed cock
        January 3, 2020 at 11:39 pm

        I’ll fight you, after I knock you out I’ll make you listen to ABBA’s greatest hits for 3 hours120 Gaslight drive Weymouth, bring some chink food and a machete

      • Cocksucket?
        January 4, 2020 at 12:17 am

        Is that like Pawtucket?

        • Argo
          January 4, 2020 at 8:00 am

          No it’s how your mother pronounced it when she had my hog in her mouth

          • Argo Fuck yourself
            January 4, 2020 at 1:25 pm

            Thanks for clearing that up!

            Speaking of moms, give her some Uber money for tonight, I don’t want her walking home from Blue Hill Ave alone, bad neighborhood.

      • Ray Patriarca
        Skeet on your momma
        January 4, 2020 at 12:45 pm

        No such address exists, you fucking douche.
        Nice try at being a hardo, though.

        • Yup
          January 4, 2020 at 1:23 pm

          He does this all the time, posts those two addresses in Weymouth and Natick, inviting a fight, the Natick address doesn’t check out at all.

          But I guess this guy has been in Bridgewater State Hospital so long, he might be forgetting the real world.

          • joe shit
            January 4, 2020 at 2:26 pm

            This reminds me of when the Nazi’smbombed Pearl Hahbah

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    January 3, 2020 at 9:47 pm

    This is why he’s a bouncer, the only qualification you need is to be the town moron… Or in this case, The Queen City Moron

  • Cheddah
    January 3, 2020 at 9:38 pm

    Barstool? Really??? What a fucking loser…

    • Brent Goldberg
      January 3, 2020 at 10:26 pm


      I see your mother posts personals on barstool looking for strange cocks to suck
      You fucking clown

      • Cheddah
        January 4, 2020 at 7:19 am

        Brent, just stop.. your comebacks are more failing than your life.

        • Brent
          January 4, 2020 at 8:03 am

          It’s not what your mother said
          She said I was great and she said I was better even than the lawn jockeys she fuckef

  • Spic Tormentor
    January 3, 2020 at 9:20 pm

    These guys are fags

    • Captain Trips
      Jeff Spicoli
      January 3, 2020 at 9:45 pm

      Huh? Those guys are FAGS!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    January 3, 2020 at 9:03 pm

    McGarvey’s should sue the “victim” for bleeding all over their sidewalk.

    • And I should sue your mom
      January 3, 2020 at 9:10 pm

      For having you.

      But I am having too much fun with her to do that though.

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        Old Tom Morris
        January 3, 2020 at 9:14 pm

        Your dad just blew me.

        • I should sue your mom
          January 3, 2020 at 9:31 pm

          I just gave your mom a Cleveland Steamer, fun broad!

          • murdochpatsymcreynolds
            Old Tom Morris
            January 3, 2020 at 9:38 pm

            I just saw your dad give his boyfriend a Worcester Dumptruck.

    • Your mama Tom!
      January 3, 2020 at 9:41 pm

      Call your mom an Uber, I’m done with her now, I don’t want her walking home from Nubian Square alone at night.

      • Old Tom Morris
        January 3, 2020 at 9:45 pm

        Thanks for looking out for her, she has been through a lot, especially having me.

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        Old Tom Morris
        January 3, 2020 at 9:52 pm

        Your dad is just getting started. He’s headed out behind dumpster at the MB Lounge.

      • Old Tom Morris
        January 4, 2020 at 12:12 am

        Does my mom ever mention that I am a worthless piece of shit?

        • Your mama Tom!
          January 4, 2020 at 12:14 am

          I’m afraid so Tim, but my Boston Pancakes seem to cheer her up!

    • x
      January 3, 2020 at 10:39 pm

      On a serious note, blood is considered a Hazmat and there is a Hazmat protocol the city should have followed, and clearly didn’t.

      That’s State fines to the city for not doing so, and that’s the sort of thing that shakes loose a lot of facts real fast. Maybe the cops arrested the innocent person and can get away with that, they can’t get away ignoring a Hazmat protocol……

  • Real_Finn
    January 3, 2020 at 8:40 pm

    “Bucks for Brandon” was a GoFuckMe scam. However, I could get behind a “Teeth for Trevor” GFM after Trevor gets curb stomped.

    Get Fucked,

  • Rod Ramsey
    January 3, 2020 at 8:00 pm

    Expose you on barstool…. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!? Plain and simple I hope they die.

  • only straight guy in Northampton
    January 3, 2020 at 7:59 pm

    Trevor=another 5’6″ Napoleon syndrome wannabe thug,, One on One and he’d be crying like a boyscout at catholic day camp being forced to play hide the deacon.. I’m 50 years old and would love 6 rounds with this little pussy….He’d be calling for Mommy after 1 round, If Manchester PD doesn’t charge him, State Police should be called..
    ps Finn sucks

    • Tough guy alert!
      January 3, 2020 at 8:28 pm

      We have a tough guy in the house, who will go after bouncers, every straight guy in NoHo and, for reasons inexplicable, Finn.

    • Real_Finn
      January 3, 2020 at 8:46 pm

      Kind-of Straight Guy in Northampton,
      “Finn sucks”

      You’re right, I do. Just not you.

      Get Fucked,

  • Carlos Danger
    January 3, 2020 at 7:53 pm

    If you look a little closer at this pussy Trevor you’ll find out that he has a black boyfriend and is HIV positive

  • Randolph
    January 3, 2020 at 7:50 pm

    Well known fact Manchester PD hang out and drink for free in this shithole otherwise it would have been closed long ago
    Is there a worse shit hole than Manchester

  • Randolph
    January 3, 2020 at 7:46 pm

    I know Dustin’s family
    He’s in a deep homosexual depression
    He started being bullied and sucking black cocks in high school

  • Idi Amin
    January 3, 2020 at 7:37 pm

    Think I will get up on the bar tonight.Drop trouser,
    lay a nice Hippopotamus Steamer there as a tip.
    Bet they keep their hands to themselves.Cameras will
    be recording forever more.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      January 3, 2020 at 9:31 pm

      Then you will eat his heart, kidney and liver?

      That’s what Hollywood told me about you.

      P.S. I like Yaphet Koyto’s portrayal of you best. Fuck Forest Whitaker.

  • Crispy C
    January 3, 2020 at 7:24 pm

    Trevor’s face is kinda droopy. Does he have Down Syndrome? It’s clear he is intellectually challenged… so…

    • Randy Tandy
      January 3, 2020 at 10:17 pm

      Your mother’s face is kind of droopy when I cum all over it

  • don
    January 3, 2020 at 6:28 pm

    these guys can lawyer up all they want. the video tells it all. the curbstomp is assault and the punching the good samaritan in the face is also assault. they will definately pay hefty fines and do some jail time. lesson learned. it is clearly there that these idiots assaulted people. the bar needs to close down until they go in front of the board. the board will reopen promising they will have police detail in the establishment. these guys are definately doing time for their actions. no lawyer can get them out of that. its clear as day on video who the aggressors were.

    • Pelosi's piss flaps
      January 3, 2020 at 9:04 pm

      The curb stomp is assault with a deadly weapon (shod foot)
      Leading judges have warned that a “shod foot” is regarded as a weapon by the courts and offenders who kick their victims when they are. … A shod foot refers to an assault that involves the kicking or stomping of a victim by an assailant who is wearing shoes. The shoe itself is considered the weapon.
      The witnesses agreed that the defendant kicked the victim once in the face. As a result of the kick,the victim was immediately rendered unconscious and fell, hitting his head on the pavement. The victim was transported to the hospital, where he was diagnosed with a concussion, a skull fracture, and an inter-cranial hemorrhage. The defendant was subsequently arrested and charged, alternatively,with first degree assault with a deadly weapon and reckless second degree assault. At trial, the defendant claimed that he acted in defense of his cousin. After a four-day trial, the defendant was convicted on both charges

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondleberg
        January 4, 2020 at 7:49 pm

        Additionally, the curb/pavement could be considered the dangerous weapon given the severity of the injuries.

  • BM Stoolie
    January 3, 2020 at 6:23 pm

    Viva brown stools!

  • Jewmerica
    January 3, 2020 at 5:20 pm

    He has a point you lost your job trying to be a pedojew like your heroes. Nothing left to prove TB it’s a Jewish sick country we know.

    • Jewmerica
      January 3, 2020 at 6:34 pm

      I’m sorry for that last remark. You see, when I was a young boy, my mom ran off with a very successful, and well hung, Jewish man and I never truly got over it.

  • Who Flung Cum
    January 3, 2020 at 5:15 pm

    I’m guessing the local PD regularly gets wasted at this shithole, hence the leniency & ignorance to actual facts. We should demand they do one of those “internal investigations” so we can learn the truth with utmost transparency.

    I just made myself snort with that last sentence..

    • Where Did The Men Go?
      January 4, 2020 at 9:33 pm

      The bouncers tune some guy up and the cops are at fault? What a bunch of uneducated and Monday morning quarterbacks on this site now. What the hell happened here?

      • Bath House Barry and Small Deval
        January 5, 2020 at 4:39 pm

        You little devil you, you know exactly where to find the men! The same place you always do, the bath house and rest area bathrooms. :-0 – – – C======8

      • Bath House Barry and Small Deval
        January 5, 2020 at 9:37 pm

        Actually, all the men are at my mom’s house, especially the Muslim men!

  • TB vs BS
    January 3, 2020 at 5:12 pm

    How is Barstool more popular than Turtleboy? I’ve never read anything on Barstool that was so engrossing I couldn’t stop reading. They hit on about 10% of their takes while Turtleboy hits on about 75-80% of their takes.

  • Immette's Law
    January 3, 2020 at 4:55 pm

    Get Away Driver in a armed bank robbery is as guilty as the criminals who hold up the bank.

    The entire security staff infection at McFeces bar needs to be charged with participation in a variety of violent crimes against the 2 men in the video.

  • Fannny Ainge
    January 3, 2020 at 4:50 pm

    So very shocking that at least two of the assholes named have affiliations with car dealerships. Those have traditionally been the guys you NEVER date. It looks like that hasn’t changed much. They put a tie on and suddenly their a salesman. You go boys.

  • hartf811
    dirty bastards
    January 3, 2020 at 4:32 pm

    Not that I would every buy anything at Quack Chevy anyway but I’m hoping if this scum is their finance manager how comfortable will the buying public be at giving him a credit app?

  • ChipChipperson
    January 3, 2020 at 4:30 pm

    “and you’ll never guess what [the GoFundMe] was for.”

    I was guessing “funding a burgeoning rap career”

  • Turtz McGurtz
    January 3, 2020 at 4:24 pm

    Busy day. Hard to get all my work done!

  • randiguy2006
    January 3, 2020 at 4:24 pm

    “Still waiting on the Manchester Police to do the right thing and arrest at least Dustin and Trevor, and go full free muh boi on the good samaritan.”

    How about we let cop do an actual investigation, so they have charges that will stick.

    • get fucked you cunt
      January 3, 2020 at 6:15 pm

      OK… and who exactly is preventing or slowing the police investigation besides the police?

    • Calm WhiteDad
      January 3, 2020 at 8:03 pm


      Your comments traditionally give the previously turtle shamed kind of vibe, but im beginning to think you’re just a tool/dick/troll. Disappointed in ya little buddy, maybe next time.

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