Dumpster Diving Worcester Gravy Stain Leaves Dog Tied To Car Barking All Day, Forces It To Sleep In Car Because It Has Fleas


This is John Licoski of Worcester.

He’s a “self-employed” chudstuffer with a beard that likely contains remnants of Cheetos and school lunch he found in the dumpster. And no, I’m not kidding. The man apparently was Turtleboy famous three years ago when he admitted to partaking in dumpster diving as a hobby.

This was before my time, but the second I mentioned John David to Uncle Turtleboy he immediately remembered this winner. Evidently he’s a local troll both on the Internet and in real life, because this is how he leaves his dogs on Pallisades Street.

The neighbor isn’t exaggerating – he literally chains the dogs to a car and leaves them there barking at cars all day.

In one of the videos he’s got the doors to his car open because he wants the dogs to go in there. In the meantime if they get run over by a car or attack a neighborhood kid he doesn’t give a shit!

This guy is one of the biggest dickhead trolls I’ve ever encountered. Dude lives on Facebook and just takes the worst positions on everything in every local Worcester Facebook group. Here’s a quick snapshot of his most recent posts.

Yea, he’s that guy. The meme guy who constantly posts about politics. I don’t care if you’re republican or democrat. Political meme people are the worst people on the Internet. This is why he can’t give his dogs a bath or bring them in the house – because he’s too busy owning the Trumpsters on the Facebook machine.

Of course the City of Worcester has done jack shit about the dogs, although they did take the cats away.

Arrest this piece of shit for animal cruelty. Or better yet – tie his ass to a car all day and take his iPhone away. It’s simply unacceptable for City Manager Ed Augustus, who makes a quarter of a million dollars a year, not to do anything about this. And where’s the Mayor? Oh right, holding fundraisers for his re-election campaign as he runs unopposed and spews bullshit about a “renaissance” in Worcester. How bout District 2 Councilor Candy Carlson? She couldn’t return a phone call for a constituent? Must not have an opponent this November. Either that or she’s too busy complaining about Turtleboy at City Council meetings.

If you want to take action on this here are some people you can contact:

Candy Carlson District 2 City Councilor: 508-799-1049,

City Manager’s Office: 508-929-1300

Mayor Joe Petty: 508-799-1153

Mayor’s coffee boy/chief of staff/PR/coverup guy Dan Racicot:


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26 Comment(s)
    August 21, 2019 at 9:41 pm

    Back in the ’70s, I guess John wasn’t paying attention when he was told , “angel dust is bad for you. “

  • Patricia
    August 21, 2019 at 4:03 pm

    I feel bad for the dogs poor things!!!!
    I think this guy is a complete Asshole

  • bigdaddy
    August 21, 2019 at 11:35 am

    no surprise he is Bernie bro A couple years ago at the labor day parade in Marlboro there were a bunch of Bernie bros marching in the parade They had sign like $15 minimum wage ( why do they care about that like any of they actually work ) black live matter of the rest of the SJW BS They were easy to avoid as you could smell them long before got to your house

  • Massholio
    August 21, 2019 at 11:08 am

    I’m glad he has a safety cone there. It will surely stop any dunk driver from hitting his car.

  • Poor pup
    August 21, 2019 at 10:50 am

    The pavement has to be burning the animals feet. It’s animal abuse and why nothing is being done makes no sense at all.

  • Nadia Yenraek
    Nadia Yenraek
    August 21, 2019 at 9:39 am

    The dog is property, and it’s his property. If you don’t like it, offer to buy the dog from him and you can have it.

    • Dems be like
      August 21, 2019 at 10:02 am

      Exactly. Same goes for children trafficked across the southern border that are able to evade the bad people of ICE.

      • Jeannie
        August 21, 2019 at 11:02 am

        An animal is NOT property!! That’s what is wrong with people who do not take care of their animals think!! This is clearly animal neglect. If you really think that these dogs are PROPERTY and this is ok, you should be locked up along with this scumbag!! Shame on you and anyone else who thinks this way!

        • Kevins 9 Iron
          August 21, 2019 at 12:04 pm

          Don’t get your panties in a wad. Legally they are property. You’ll find that out if you ever get divorced.

        • Dems be like
          August 21, 2019 at 12:07 pm

          The cartels invest a great deal of time and money in their efforts and need to be fairly compensated. Whether it’s laborers that they’re moving north to pick fruits and vegetables or to work in meat processing plants or it’s women and children to work in brothels ICE has no right to seize their assets.

  • Captain Trips
    You could shoplift with those satchels under your eyes
    August 21, 2019 at 9:38 am

    That face shows years of bad decisions.

    And dude, you’re in your fifties. Piercings on your face? Really? Grow the fuck up.

    Lastly, who’s the dog filter chick? I wouldn’t mind abusing her oral cavity

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    August 21, 2019 at 7:08 am

    There is a guy from Holden who basically did the same thing, his dog lived in his pickup truck because he couldn’t have a dog where he lived. Even in the winter the dog would sleep in his truck. Sick little bastard. Eventually the dog died, I think it committed suicide.

  • Frank Rizzo
    August 20, 2019 at 11:03 pm

    LICK MY COCK Licoski, I’m pissing my pants over this KAHAGAHAGAKA!!!!

  • Frank Rizzo
    August 20, 2019 at 10:59 pm

    HAHAHAHA I could not even read past his name! LICK COCK SKI! HAHAHAHA

  • Whooster
    August 20, 2019 at 10:43 pm

    How has someone not yet stolen the dog, and the car?

  • Meanwhile at the free clinic
    August 20, 2019 at 9:46 pm

    They aren’t fleas, they’re crabs and the dog isn’t the source. Sorry but the beard’s gotta go.

  • Tobias Beecher
    August 20, 2019 at 8:17 pm

    He look like Vern Schillinger with a beard.

  • Wwy
    August 20, 2019 at 5:21 pm

    They’re not called dumb pollacks for nothing.

  • Lou P
    Lou P
    August 20, 2019 at 5:05 pm

    He is the oldest looking age 57 I’ve ever seen. Many hard years showing up on that face

  • Brian E. Guilfoyle
    August 20, 2019 at 4:51 pm

    Idea man, reread the post, the dogs will bite anyone who comes near! My question is, since it is so freaking hot out, why is the dog allowed to stand on hot pavement/tar all day? Why can’t animal control or the MSPCA just come with a neck pole to get the dogs since they might bite?

  • randiguy2006
    Idea man
    August 20, 2019 at 4:39 pm

    Ummmm…go let the dog loose?

    Problem solved.

    (also, dog sleeping in a car doesn’t sound bad. Poor people do it all the time)

    • Daniel Sullivan
      Sprinkle Pig
      August 20, 2019 at 5:19 pm

      Your name would make one assume you have a solution to this problem. However further review would just be that you have an idea. It certainly isn’t a very good one or one that would convince someone you put thought into your idea. Like many smart people before me always said “you should think before you speak”. Which I think is much more difficult than to think before you type. Because truthfully you can always delete before hitting the submit or post button. Either way I suggest you try this valued suggestion.

      • Concerned Canadian
        August 20, 2019 at 10:34 pm

        You “suggest you try this valuable suggestion” ?

        Did you also put a car in their car so they could drive while they drive?

  • z
    August 20, 2019 at 4:37 pm

    Hey, he’s got a traffic cone set up for on coming traffic. He’s looking out for the dogs safety.

    • Jack The Retired Hack
      August 20, 2019 at 10:10 pm

      You give this man too much credit. He put it there so that the dog will piss on the cone instead of his car.

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