Dzokhar Tsarnaev Says Not Enough Black People In His Jury

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TelegramLawyers for Boston Marathon bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev have asked a judge to dismiss the indictment against their client, arguing that the way jury selection was conducted violates the Constitution. 

Lawyers on Thursday filed a motion saying the jury selection process violated Tsarnaev’s right to have a jury that represents a ”fair cross section of the community.”

They argue that a renumbering of the jury pool summoned for the case caused blacks, people under 30 years of age, and Boston residents to be underrepresented.

They asked the court to dismiss the indictment and suspend further proceedings.

Jury selection is nearing a close and court officials say they expect the trial to start next week.

A federal appeals court has not yet ruled on a defense request to move the trial out of Massachusetts.


Is this kid the biggest pussy in the history of terrorists or what? I hate to blast you in the face with a strong “P” word like that, but I just can’t find a more appropriate term to describe him. He is a gigantic wannabe terrorist va-jay-jay. Oh I’m sorry Jafar, are there not enough black people in the jury pool for you? Do you think your chances for exoneration are better because you didn’t kill any black people?

If you’re gonna Jihad, at least do it right. You blew up a bunch of women and children on what is traditionally the most peaceful and spirited day of the year. The sun is shining, spring is in the air, everyone’s supporting strangers they don’t know as they run 26.2 miles, the Red Sox won that day. Literally doesn’t get any better.

And you blew it up because you live in Cambridge and you’ve been taught that America is evil. At least the nutjobs in the Middle East are willing to strap a bomb to their chest and go down with the ship. What did you do? You dropped a backpack and ran away.


And then to make it worse we gave you a THREE DAY head start. I was convinced you were in Saudi Arabia by then and we’d never hear from you. But low and behold three days later there you are in Cambridge with your head up your ass.

Then when the Watertown Police had you and your idiot brother Timon surrounded instead of being a man and going down in a storm of gunfire you ran away like a bee-yoch and killed your speedbump wannabe terrorist brother in the process. Because you’re a naninburger deluxe and running is all you know how to do.

Oh yea, and you had a bunch of explosives and weapons with you even after you somehow evaded the police and hid in that boat. You could’ve easily killed yourself, which most people would’ve done in your situation. But you didn’t even have the guts to do that because you’re a no-good, yellow-bellied bastard.


Seriously, what a puss-bag. I’m still perplexed that this scumbucket actually WANTS a trial. What kind of terrorist are you bro? I was fully expecting him to be one of those defendants that refuses to cooperate with the court. I figured he’d go through a set of lawyers because he’d refuse to cooperate even with them. I figured he was resigned to his fate and would welcome the death penalty because he’d get a plate full of virgins for it. That’s what a REAL terrorist would do.

Instead we have this walking piece of garbage whining about how white folks are gonna fry his ass. And then he’s whining about the fact that it’s being held in Boston too because he can’t get a fair trial. Yea, no shit you can’t get a fair trial. Should’ve thought about that before you blew up the marathon. Terrorists don’t get a free pass because they’re notorious dooshnozzles. You should’ve thought of that before you made a conscious choice to kill Martin Richard.


The ironic part is he’s an immigrant from Russia. He would’ve been dead 18 months ago if he were arrested in Russia for this – that is if he was taken alive, which most likely he wouldn’t have been. And the country he hates is sitting here debating on the physical location of the trial and the racial diversity of the jury. Seriously, I was there that day. I saw the second bomb blow up. I’ll never, ever forget it. Fry his ass so I cant stop writing about this chicken shit piece of human garbage.

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13 Comment(s)
  • peter pan
    February 27, 2015 at 3:38 pm

    Kill him!!!

  • Non Sequitor
    February 27, 2015 at 12:11 pm

    I think an appropriate sentence after conviction would be to turn him loose on Causeway St after the Bruins are eliminated by the Canadiens at home in the playoffs.

  • Yes
    February 27, 2015 at 7:59 am

    Jurys are determined at random. Which means the resulting jury is more or less a sample of Americas population. There are more people in are population who are white than any other race- that’s why other races are referred to as “minorities”. There are more people over the age of 30 who can serve on a jury than any other age range as well. Not surprising considering it’s comparing a 12 year age range vs a 50-60 year one.

    It doesn’t matter if this guy killed only black people, under the age of 30 or targeted specifically 37 year old daughters of second generation daughters Polish immigrants. The jury is the jury. This is a pathetic last ditch effort for accolades and spotlight time by the terrorist. Quite honestly you should feel stupid for even giving it the dignification of it’s own post. be smarter than that, if you’re capable.

    • Mack
      February 27, 2015 at 12:19 pm

      There’s only more citizens that are white than people in the country that are white. Illegal immigration is a whole other topic, but if you ask me someone who lives here, and works harder than a lot of lazy white idiots i know, can be considered an America, just not a citizen.

      • Yes
        February 27, 2015 at 1:17 pm

        Illegal immigrants cannot be on jury’s But great point otherwise, thanks for your contribution.

        You forgot to mention all the kids! Moron.

  • Mack
    February 26, 2015 at 9:56 pm

    Since 9/11/2012 he was an American citizen… Raised in America, cultured here. You’re either ignorant or uneducated.

    • Wabbitt
      February 27, 2015 at 12:45 am

      He committed a premeditated terrorist act which killed and wounded dozens of innocent people. I want him executed by bombing. And make the fuse really long so he has time to think about it. And put it on pay-per-view so everyone can watch.

      Pass the popcorn.

      • Dude
        February 27, 2015 at 1:35 am

        That will never happen

        • Wabbitt
          February 27, 2015 at 4:09 pm

          No shit it’ll never happen.

          But I can dream, can’t I?

    • Beetle
      February 27, 2015 at 5:23 am

      But he was born in Russia. I can become a citizen of India, and that still wouldn’t make me Indian. I’m not giving you options as to what you are, you’re just am idiot.

      • Mack
        February 27, 2015 at 12:15 pm

        Clearly, you’re the idiot because you don’t understand American isn’t a race.

  • Mack
    February 26, 2015 at 4:05 pm

    He’s whining and you’re whining. Both typical Americans.

    • Beetle
      February 26, 2015 at 6:20 pm

      But the other guy was Russian…

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