East Boston Rambo Chowderhead Announces On Facebook That He’s Going To Murder MS-13 Gang Members Before Suicide Via Cop, Then Deletes Post 


This is Peter Wild from East Boston.

Two months ago he got his 15 minutes of fame when he saw some mice running around an East Boston Dunkin Donuts and shared videos of it on Faceobook, leading to mainstream media coverage because this is news now.


This apparently went to his head and now he thinks he’s some sort of hero that the people never asked for, so he took to Facebook last night to announce he’d be murdering MS-13 gang members before dying via suicide by cop.


I have no idea if he’s serious or not, but when you post shit like that on Facebook, whether or not you’re a drip looking for attention, people should take it seriously. He posted this at 4 AM and the few people who were awake attempted to talk some sense into him, but his hero complex got in the way.

“James Earl Ray day.” Renaming MLK day after the guy who killed him seems like a stable thing to do.


Shout out to Rachael for handling that about as well as a person could handle it. He’s since taken down the post and the thread, probably because his attention seeking, wannabe Batman manifesto didn’t get him the acclaim that he was hoping for. This guy definitely has a little Landon Steele complex going on, constantly bragging about all the great things he’s done, pretending to be buddy’s with the Mayor and the Police Commissioner, and virtue signaling with his American flag.

Part of me feels bad for him because the dude might have some screws loose.

But I don’t really know him, and he could be doing this all for attention. Either way, people who post shit like this should be brought to the attention of the police just to be on the safe side. We all agree MS-13 is bad, but we don’t need some attention seeking vigilante from East Boston to start killing people he randomly believes are in the Mexican gang. Because there really aren’t that many Mexicans in Boston, and the last thing we need is some dude in blackface starting a race war by killing Puerto Ricans.


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34 Comment(s)
  • Pete’s brother-in-law
    February 1, 2020 at 6:23 pm

    You attack a man with obvious psychological/mental issues. You make fun of him when he blatantly admitted that he was taken off his medication. Bet you wouldn’t have written a comical retort if he showed up at an elementary school and took out his frustration there now would you? Instead of practicing your cheap wit on a man already on his knees, maybe you should use your influence to educate your followers on the problems associated with the “system” and how often this actually happens in our society. Never funny when the bodies hit the floor now is it??

  • Nick Punto
    January 21, 2020 at 11:21 pm

    “the last thing we need is some dude in blackface starting a race war by killing Puerto Ricans.”

    Sounds more like a good start than the last thing we need.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    January 21, 2020 at 3:44 pm

    Casual Observations:

    1) The average 13 year old girl from Winchester wins a fight against this guy.
    2) Punk owns multiple Navy Seal Hats, I bet he was never in at all. If anything this guy was a 42L or a 92G. Definitely didn’t do basic at Benning or MCRDPI
    3) Marty Walsh appears to be his butt buddy. Nice work Dave Sweeney, maybe you can hook Marty up with some pedophiles and rapists for your next trick?
    4) He doesn’t appear capable to purchase weaponry needed to take on MS-13

  • Real_Finn
    January 21, 2020 at 10:13 am

    Peter Mild (spelling stays),

    I see you’re still around… awkward.

    Don’t make the police do your dirty work. If you really want “out” — go down the road – not up the street.

    Get Fucked,

  • derp
    January 21, 2020 at 4:47 am

    For your Blogs sake…. MS-13 is not a Mexican gang…. Mara Salvatrucha is El Salvadorian, and east boston is actually their main stronghold in massachusetts other than Lawrence

  • Silencio Dogood
    January 21, 2020 at 1:39 am

    Miss Xanadu needs to learn that only violence can stop man’s brutal ways.
    Peter Wild is clearly off his meds and likely in the midst of a romantic breakup, sending him off the rails. Seems like a good enough guy, one who doesn’t speak Ratchetese.

  • 100% non-jew
    January 21, 2020 at 12:59 am

    This is like the fake vets who thought they fought for America’s rights,lol.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Franklin Sucks
    January 20, 2020 at 10:45 pm

    Petey is dressing up like a Ninja and packin a set of nunchucks. Shits’ about to get real!

  • Cheddah
    January 20, 2020 at 7:10 pm

    Looks like he just nutted and he’s mighty satisfied with the blowie he got from that hooker there in the second photo with the female.. good for him.

  • randiguy2006
    January 20, 2020 at 6:41 pm

    One man’s mental illness = another mans’ blog content.

    • bigdaddy
      January 21, 2020 at 10:06 pm

      That’s no female.

  • DeeNyce617
    January 20, 2020 at 6:29 pm

    How dare that idiot wear a hat with a trident on it . He is the furthest thing from a Navy Seal . Makes me sick seeing people like him .

  • juror seven esq.
    January 20, 2020 at 5:08 pm

    Why does that picture of him on the bed with the El Salvadoran girl friend reminder me of Rain Waters?
    Furthermore could it be he was going after the rodent infestation at Dunkins? Seeing how that was going to be his first stop.

  • My Name Is Marty And I Am An Alcoholic
    January 20, 2020 at 4:30 pm

    I am glad he is a registered Democrat. So tolerant

  • Judge dread
    January 20, 2020 at 3:58 pm

    Let’s see he lost his shrink because he blew off appointments; days later goes on a public Facebook showing off weapons; and threatens himself and others.

    Sounds he wants to get put in the hospital, I wonder if he’s doing this because he’s genuinely fucked up with out his meds or this is an attempt to have new doctors evaluate him and then he claims to be disabled and gets housing vouchers, welfare, and SSDI.

  • Fitzy
    January 20, 2020 at 2:48 pm

    Hide that smile Petey. Just like all the other meth heads in Mav Sq

  • Huh?
    January 20, 2020 at 2:41 pm

    Always wondered what happened to Bud Bundy…

  • Leeann
    January 20, 2020 at 2:37 pm

    MS-13 is El Salvador not Mexico

    • Calm WhiteDad
      January 20, 2020 at 5:22 pm

      Same difference.

  • hartf811
    dirty bastards
    January 20, 2020 at 2:20 pm

    He is a sick deer. He knows it, we know it. This is the guy (and those walking wounded like him) who should be drafted to take the pain and eliminate Piglosi, Fat Boy Nadler. and Sniff Twitch Schiff. Mental illness is not an illness if you can go out in a blaze of glory for a righteous reason.

    January 20, 2020 at 2:01 pm

    I don’t think that putting graffiti on OLD GLORY passes the flag etiquette test. Even in Somerville.

  • abc
    January 20, 2020 at 1:33 pm

    articles like this arent going help you when people call you racist or say that your facts are wrong. ms13 is el salvadoran, this is common knowledge.

    January 20, 2020 at 1:33 pm

    This dude must be very new too East A Boston kedd. There has always been rats and mice in maverick. I’m not talking about just the four legged ones either. Cant forget about all the roaches too. Maverick is like salem point. We should set fire to both then doze them into the harbor. That’s some prime harbor side real estate with the same thing in common. Both places are dirty as fuck, riddled with crime, drugs, spanish & black people, who bring the crime, drugs & filth. Eagle hill is the same in reality it’s just next too the chelsea shit creek. I think all those oil farms in that area leached something into the water. Does not matter what race you are in that location. Everyone in that area looks the same.

    At this point the police are the least of his worries. His name, face and everything he said are now on the internet for the gang members viewing pleasure. I bet he is dead in less than 2 weeks. Poor bastard. Dude lives on eagle hill too. That’s ms13′ strong hold in eastie. And why does he have a shit nugget on the end of a stick? Dude licking some shitpops I guess.

  • Alan Bohdiewicz
    AJ Alphonse
    January 20, 2020 at 1:28 pm

    Ms-13 isn’t a Mexican gang.

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    January 20, 2020 at 1:25 pm

    Might have some screws loose???

  • E Boston
    January 20, 2020 at 1:23 pm

    This guy could use a friend. He needs some help and hopefully he’ll be ok. Mental illness is a horrible thing that has a bad stigma because so many scammers pretend to be mentally ill for free benefits

    • Sleepy Joe Biden
      January 20, 2020 at 1:29 pm

      Well put.

  • Nancy Pelosi's Dried Up Crusty Roast Beef Curtains
    January 20, 2020 at 1:12 pm

    Not to make fun of his clear mental issues….

    That being said I have seen a lot worse creatures roaming around
    East Boston Dunkin Donuts than mice.

    • White Power
      January 20, 2020 at 2:06 pm

      Porch monkeys.

  • Full Metal Ratchet
    January 20, 2020 at 1:03 pm

    He should at least be held for observation.This might not end well.

  • Gibbs
    January 20, 2020 at 12:53 pm

    Turtleboy was a lot more fun when he was shaming scumbags selling food stamps and running scams or actually going after real corruption. Blogging about a mentally ill suicidal guy is retarded and gay. Turtleboy has become a straight loser cunt

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      January 20, 2020 at 1:47 pm

      Remind us, which story was about you, dickhead?

      It sounds like you’re still sobbing salt tears about it.

      Now, off you fuck.


      • True Reality Speaks
        Finn's a Dim Wit, Too
        January 20, 2020 at 7:44 pm

        Shouldn’t you be whining about Boris or Brexit, limey poseur?

        No one needs your Guardian-fed, low info opinions.

        • dowen0895
          Dick Scratcher
          January 20, 2020 at 9:44 pm

          That’s some bite, shit for brains.

          If you too could participate in the “fucking yourself right off” contest, we’ll all be very grateful.

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