East Boston Restaurant Owner Says We Need The KKK To “Straighten These Monkeys Out,” Endorsed By Marty Walsh, Senator Joe Boncore, Despite Being A Heroin Dealing Mobster Who Got A Liquor License 

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This is Robert Ciampi from East Boston:

He’s a washed up wannabe Goodfella. In 2012 he was sentenced to 5-6 years in prison for dealing poison in the form of heroin to vulnerable people, thus leading to the deaths of thousands of people, the destruction of families, and rampant homelessness:

An East Boston man admitted in Salem Superior Court yesterday that he regularly picked up deliveries of heroin at the home of reputed Boston mob boss Mark Rossetti, then made deliveries to lower-level dealers. Robert Ciampi, 51, is expected to get five to six years in state prison when he’s sentenced on April 25 on a reduced charge of possession of heroin with intent to distribute and conspiracy. He originally faced a trafficking charge, as well as a habitual criminal count that could have landed him in prison for 20 years.

The best part was when he told the judge he was wicked smaaahhht:

During a plea hearing, Ciampi was asked routine questions by a judge about his level of education and mental health. Ciampi told the judge he’d gone to the “14th grade” and said “I have bipolar disorder sometimes.”

Fourteenth grade graduate right here:

He went to 14 grades. He did 3 years in 4th grade, 4 years in 5th grade, 3 years in 6th grade. But then 7th grade came around and that was an insurmountable hurdle he could never overcome. What with the long division and all. Naturally then he settled into his true calling – being the mob’s bitch boy. Because based on what I read, that’s exactly what he was – Mark Rossetti’s delivery boy. He don’t shine shoes no more!!

Yet somehow after being released from prison he opened a new BYOB restaurant in East Boston called the 300 Saratoga Cafe.

And of course they’ll be pumping out the latest hits from teen heartthrobs like Dean Martin, Tony Bennett, and Frank Sinatra….

Totally not a walking cliche.

There was a ribbon cutting with suits, and politicians, and hot chicks with microphones and everything:

Yup. Somehow a convicted heroin dealer got out the pen and immediately was given a BYOB liquor license by the City of Boston. The dignitaries at that ribbon cutting were like a bad mob movie cliche. There Chamber of Commerce President Buddy Mangini was there.

Buddy freaking Mangini. You know Buddy likes to sit outside the coffee shop all day sipping espressos and talking about how the neighborhood isn’t like it was back in the good ol’ days.

Marty Walsh’s Mayoral Liaison Jose Garcia was there. He’s listed on the City of Boston’s official website.

Just a reminder, the man they are there to celebrate with is a convicted heroin dealer.

My favorite though was this guy:

That’s State Senator Joseph Boncore from Winthrop.

I guess it’s not surprising to see this high rising member of the Democratic Party at the opening of a convicted heroin dealing, diehard Trumpster’s restaurant. After all, this is a guy who was sued by the Boston Police after allegedly getting wasted and and driving into a police cruiser:

Unopposed Democratic Massachusetts State Senate nominee Joseph Bonore was recently sued for crashing into a police car in Boston in the spring of 2011. He was allegedly driving while intoxicated during the early morning crash. Ironically, the 33-year-old Boncore is also an attorney who has represented DUI defendants.

Boncore’s campaign spokesman, Peter Ryan, stated that Boncore consumed two drinks in the 4-5 hours prior to the accident. Ryan stressed that a Massachusetts jury privy to the case’s unique facts (including the professional opinion of an EMT that Boncore was not intoxicated at the time of evaluation) found Boncore not guilty of DUI. Regarding Boncore’s decision to refuse a Breathalyzer test, Ryan stressed that this was his legal prerogative. Ryan also highlighted Boncore’s decision to go to trial to maintain his innocence.

The police report includes observations of eye-witnesses, police officers, and an EMS worker. The report indicates that when emergency workers arrived on the morning of the incident, Fred Lane was trapped in his cruiser. He was then taken to the hospital to be treated for his injuries. Meanwhile, Boncore was unstable, smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech, and gave the office a debit card instead of his license.

It’s cool though, because he was found not guilty. Just ignore the fact that this elected official refused to take a breathalyzer after seriously injuring a state trooper. Ignore the fact that the police report includes eye-witnesses who said he reeked of booze, slurred his speech, and though his debit card was his license. His name ends in a vowel and he says all the right buzzwords so he must be a good guy. If he had killed a woman instead of just smashing into a MSP cruiser he’d be in the US Senate instead of the State Senate. Just ask Ted Kennedy how that works.

Here’s the best part – he was considering a run for Suffolk County District Attorney despite his own history of drunk driving, working as a defense attorney (against the DA’s office), and association with a well known heroin dealer.

“I’ve seriously been considering putting my hat in the ring for the district attorney’s race,” Boncore told State House News Service. “Dan Conley had a great career as our district attorney and I think coming off the heels of the Legislature’s criminal justice reform bill the time is right for a district attorney who’s progressive, understands the new policies that need to come into place while still protecting and looking out for the public safety of all residents of Suffolk County.”

It’s shocking that criminals get away with so much in this state. Almost as if the DA’s offices are all run by criminal-sympathizing politician activists.

Good point though Joe. We need a DA who’s “progressive” and embraces the new “criminal justice reform bill” that makes it much harder for police to put bad guys in jail. People like Robert Ciampi, who just wanna sell a little bit of heroin to feed their starving families. We should be more compassionate to them.

Well, apparently the local businessmen all these suits are openly associating with also isn’t a fan of black and/or brown people, as he posted his thoughts about a KKK revival in the East Boston Open Discussion Facebook group:

Good point Bobby. What East Boston could really use right now is more klansmen to put these dark people in their place. Because that’s clearly what “m********” refers to. If it was “mother fuckers” he would’s said, “m******* f*******.”

When one woman called him out on being a noob he messaged her to clarify and explain his position:

“It’s Times Like These you wish somebody would be around to straighten them out with their wise mouths somebody has to stand up and it sure is going to be me so you can take your bullshit and shove it up your ass dirty slut terrible that you don’t even stand up to your own kind you got to be ashamed of yourself.”

The most remarkable part about that glorious run-on sentence is how he’s censoring “bullshit” while openly defending the Ku Klux Klan.

He makes a lot of good points though. We need to straighten “them” out. I wonder who “them” could be. Hmmmm…..

Either way, their wise mouths are out of control and someone has to stand up to them and it sure ain’t gonna be some dirty slut! Nope, there’s only one man who can save East Boston from foul mouthed minorities….

This walking piece of Double Mint gum.

Keep in mind, this is a legitimate business owner granted a liquor license by the City of Boston, and supported by the Mayor’s staff, the Chamber of Commerce, and a State Senator.

When people started calling him out more he doubled down:

Dude, you’re like 80. No one is scared of your whole mob schtick anymore. We get it, you like to be the mafia’s heroin delivery bitch. We’re all very impressed.

Apparently Saratoga 300 is a rat-infested hellhole where junkies gather for their daily fix….

Oh, and he has a history of threatening and intimidating his female wait staff too….

Dude, this ain’t Raging Bull. Shouldn’t you be watching Matlock instead of acting like anyone is even the least bit intimidated by your geriatric gyrations? Then again, demeaning women seems to be his third favorite thing to do after demeaning black people and selling heroin.

Here he is accusing a Latino dude of “getting yourself a white woman,” and telling him the jig is gonna be up once she smells the Latino on him:

Because he can’t be having any race mixing in his restaurant. That’s not the way things worked back in the ol’ neighborhood!! Back when he was playing stickball they used to chase the darkies out of there whenever they tried riding through on their bicycles.

He also sent this lovely message to a turtle rider who took issue with his blatantly racist behavior on a public Facebook page….

Oh OK. He’s got a Spanish cook, so he can’t be racist. He even took a picture of his cook on his computer screen and uploaded to the Facebook machine to prove it.

Then he serenaded this woman by telling her that he was going to turn her into his hand puppet “shoving my fucking fish (fist) so far up your ass you would know what happened you fucking piece of shit”

After he’s done shoving haddock up her funhole and turning her into a puppet he plans on going full R Kelly…..

Best not see him “a round” or you bout to get that Eastie golden shower.

But since he doesn’t hit women (he just demeans them at work and online) he had to get his 15 nieces to kick her ass instead…..

I would love to hear from the liquor licensing board about how this convicted racist, violent heroin dealer got a liquor license:

I’d also love to hear from Senator Joe Boncore and Marty Walsh about why they’re effectively endorsing this poopsmooch. Feel free to contact them both.

Guarantee both of them will condemn him now that he’s openly written something racist, but back when he was just a well known mafioso heroin dealer it was all good in the hood. It’s not like we’re in the midst of a opiate epidemic or anything.

18 Comment(s)
  • X
    July 26, 2018 at 10:06 pm

    I’m not sure that trying to derail someone’s argument by pointing out their lack of grammatical knowledge is the best way to get someone to recognize that their statements are, in fact, racist. I grew up with a lot of pain for the racist statements made about my ethnic/identity group in the neighborhood, but attacking victims of substance abuse by labeling them ‘junkies’ and ridiculing someone for forming bad sentences achieves nothing. It only helps create a rift between people who blame brown & black people for their poverty and bad luck and people like you who are more educated and aware of the severity of their statements.

    • Poverty Myth
      July 27, 2018 at 8:13 am

      SJW ^^^^

      Nobody getting blamed for their poverty. Getting blamed for their actions and decisions which can lead to so-called poverty. iPhone, laptop, cable tv, furniture, apartment, full medical, groceries, booze, cigarettes, scratch tickets, drugs, tattoos, obesity, full public education, scholarship eligibility, job preference hiring. Yeah that poverty, American poverty as if you worked and made $40-50K a year when it’s all added up.

    July 26, 2018 at 9:20 pm

    Bahahaha go check out his son, real winner as well! Same name just Jr. Nothing wrong with Italians it’s the sicilians you gotta watch out for. It’s hard for them to grasp that Africans (moores) invaded them and raped their woman 1000s of years ago. That’s why the Italians cant stand them and that why they cant stand them self. Its hard for them to admit that they have African in their blood.

  • Frank Rizzo
    July 26, 2018 at 6:45 pm

    Its funny back when I was an incorrigible delinquent from the nean streets of Wintrup I was sentenced to a years hard labor in the Suffolk County House of Corrections and had the honor of having little Bobby Ciampi as a cellmate. He was in for having some antique gun in his house after he slapped the old lady around. His story was that the cops came to his house for a domestic disturbance and found the gun, This was in 2003, he was so harmless and stupid and I am not surprised one bit that he said all of that stuff but am surprised that he opened a restaurant and sold dope for Mark Rossetti. This guy has the mental capacity of Forest Gump.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      July 26, 2018 at 8:47 pm

      Have to agree, this guy seems like he’s missing a few chromosomes. Looks and acts like Old Balls’ brother from another mother.

  • Turd Boy Sports
    July 26, 2018 at 12:51 pm

    Why are pinning Trump is your gay ass article? Some of your articles are just as racist as this knobs comments.

    Brett you must love swallowing it from Howie Carr.

    • Look, It's Another Butthurt Turtleboy Target
      July 26, 2018 at 2:19 pm

      “Why are pinning Trump is your gay ass article”?

      What the fuck is that? Is your stupid ass having a stroke or are you too busy beating off to kiddie porn to see what you’re writing? Fuck outta here, you pillow biter.

  • Grand Cyclops
    July 26, 2018 at 11:59 am

    Thanks for the invitation, you dumb wop. Dang, those Sicilians are so stupid, they don’t even know they’re black. Well, we’ll just throw his dago ass in the kitchen with the rest of the Catholics and when we want a few laughs we’ll pull him out to do Italian monkey tricks while another greasy guinea Mario plays an organ grinder.

    • Y
      July 26, 2018 at 12:17 pm

    • z
      July 26, 2018 at 12:31 pm

      The Klan has never considered Italians as worthy of being one of them.
      Maybe not because of Sicily, more likely because of being Catholics.

      Anglo Saxon Protestants or nothing.

  • Y
    July 26, 2018 at 11:50 am


    • XXX
      July 26, 2018 at 12:01 pm

      I was so happy when the Bedbug took Eric Roberts’ thumb. There was never a more annoying character in the history of movies.

      • Y
        July 26, 2018 at 12:14 pm

  • Michael Hunt
    Mike Hunt
    July 26, 2018 at 11:28 am

    And he used to work at Sully C’s in Saugus. That just so happened to burn down a couple of years ago in what most definitely was NOT AN INSURANCE JOB.

  • Screw PC
    July 26, 2018 at 11:27 am

    That’s probably the guy who trolls this site who says the exact same crap and is most likely a “moonbat in name only” too.

  • ItsAllWhoYouKnow
    July 26, 2018 at 11:21 am

    This guy is the spitting image of a local pharmacy sales manager who is getting immunity for his ‘truthful testimony” in the deaths of 80 patients from a now defunct compounding company.

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