Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information.
If you like free speech and want to support what we’re doing, feel free to donate to the Turtle fund:
Hello Turtle Riders. As you know if you follow Turtleboy we are constantly getting by Facebook for what are clearly not violations of their terms of service. Twitter has done the same, and trolls mass reported our blog to Google AdSense thousands of times, leading to demonitization. We can get by and survive, but we could really use your help. Please consider donating by hitting the PayPal button above if you’d like support free speech and what we do in the face of Silicon Valley censorship.
Source: Responding to years of derision by President Donald Trump and other critics, Sen. Elizabeth Warren on Monday released a report on a DNA analysis that provides strong evidence she does, in fact, have Native American heritage. An analysis of Warren’s DNA sample showed she had a Native American ancestor in her family dating back six to 10 generations. The release of the analysis comes after President Trump has mocked her repeatedly for her claim that she has Native American blood and called her “Pocahontas.” Critics have charged that Warren has advanced her career with a narrative she is a descendant of Cherokee and Delaware tribes.
A report released Monday says that the majority of Warren’s ancestry is European but there is strong evidence to suggest that she has a Native American ancestor. Carlos D. Bustamante, a Stanford University professor of biomedical data science, genetics and biology, performed the analysis of the DNA, according to Warren’s office. He was awarded a MacArthur genius grant for his work tracking population migration via DNA in 2010. Bustamante’s report notes with 99 percent confidence that five genetic segments on DNA were identified as “Native American in origin.”
Warren’s office also released a video to YouTube, “Elizabeth Warren’s family story,” which directly addresses the attacks on her heritage by the President and includes interviews with her family. A “Fact Squad” website with links to the DNA report and supporting documents was also launched.
Wait…..what? An ancestry test conducted by a fellow academia from Stanford reveals that she had one Native American family member from 6-10 generations back. This means she is somewhere in between 1/32 and 1/512 Native Americans.
This is it??? She actually released this and expected that people would take this as some sort of proof that she’s not lying about being Native American? Listen Chief Sitting Bullshit, 10 generations ago was the French and Indian war. Just because one of your ancestors was a fur trader who got horny doesn’t mean you’re actually Native American. Every time I turn on an ancestry DNA test and these people get their results back, guess what they ALWAYS say? They’re 3% Native American. You’re less than 1% IF this test is even legit. That’s not something to brag about. By that logic half the people reading this right now are part of the British Royal Family.
But she’s treating like a BOOM. Roasted. moment….
I took this test and released the results for anyone who cares to see because I’ve got nothing to hide. What are YOU hiding, @realDonaldTrump? Release your tax returns – or the Democratic-led House will do it for you soon enough. Tick-tock, Mr President.
— Elizabeth Warren (@elizabethforma) October 15, 2018
You’ve got nothing to hide??? This literally proves you were lying about your alleged ancestry. Here’s a quote you gave about your parents marriage:
So your father’s family objected to him marrying your mother because she was somewhere between 1/32 and 1/512 Native America. That’s not even remotely close to being believable. All this does is make her look a million times worse. If Massachusetts was a normal state this would destroy her politically. But Massachusetts is a crazy state, so her idiot followers will consider this some sort of victory for her.
And honestly, it doesn’t matter because she’s going to win anyway. I still have not seen a single commercial for Geoff Diehl. He’s losing by 30 points in the polls. The only way for anyone to have a shot against her is an aggressive campaign from a centrist republican who stresses that she’s too divisive and partisan. Instead Geoff Diehl is shaking hands at parades in Southborough. He’s not even attempting to try. If I showed 100 random people a picture of Liz Warren and Geoff Diehl, how many would be able to identify her, and how many would be able to identify him? No one even knows who the hell he is!!
This is why I’m voting for Shiva. Sure, Shiva is a little bit crazy at times and lost his mind on Howie Carr. But he’s putting together the greatest troll campaign of all time. And since Geoff Diehl has a 0.0% chance of even coming within single digits, you might as well vote for the real Indian.
P.S. The good news is that this pretty much destroys identity politics for liberals. If this fraud can now claim to be a minority based on this, then everyone is a minority.