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Elizabeth Warren Using Ancestry Test Showing She’s 1/512 Indian To Prove She Didn’t Lie About Native American Ancestry Is the Most Liz Warren Thing Ever

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SourceResponding to years of derision by President Donald Trump and other critics, Sen. Elizabeth Warren on Monday released a report on a DNA analysis that provides strong evidence she does, in fact, have Native American heritage. An analysis of Warren’s DNA sample showed she had a Native American ancestor in her family dating back six to 10 generations. The release of the analysis comes after President Trump has mocked her repeatedly for her claim that she has Native American blood and called her “Pocahontas.” Critics have charged that Warren has advanced her career with a narrative she is a descendant of Cherokee and Delaware tribes.

report released Monday says that the majority of Warren’s ancestry is European but there is strong evidence to suggest that she has a Native American ancestor. Carlos D. Bustamante, a Stanford University professor of biomedical data science, genetics and biology, performed the analysis of the DNA, according to Warren’s office. He was awarded a MacArthur genius grant for his work tracking population migration via DNA in 2010. Bustamante’s report notes with 99 percent confidence that five genetic segments on DNA were identified as “Native American in origin.” 

Warren’s office also released a video to YouTube, “Elizabeth Warren’s family story,” which directly addresses the attacks on her heritage by the President and includes interviews with her family. A “Fact Squad” website with links to the DNA report and supporting documents was also launched.

Wait…..what? An ancestry test conducted by a fellow academia from Stanford reveals that she had one Native American family member from 6-10 generations back. This means she is somewhere in between 1/32 and 1/512 Native Americans.

This is it??? She actually released this and expected that people would take this as some sort of proof that she’s not lying about being Native American? Listen Chief Sitting Bullshit, 10 generations ago was the French and Indian war. Just because one of your ancestors was a fur trader who got horny doesn’t mean you’re actually Native American. Every time I turn on an ancestry DNA test and these people get their results back, guess what they ALWAYS say? They’re 3% Native American. You’re less than 1% IF this test is even legit. That’s not something to brag about. By that logic half the people reading this right now are part of the British Royal Family.

But she’s treating like a BOOM. Roasted. moment….

You’ve got nothing to hide??? This literally proves you were lying about your alleged ancestry. Here’s a quote you gave about your parents marriage:

So your father’s family objected to him marrying your mother because she was somewhere between 1/32 and 1/512 Native America. That’s not even remotely close to being believable. All this does is make her look a million times worse. If Massachusetts was a normal state this would destroy her politically. But Massachusetts is a crazy state, so her idiot followers will consider this some sort of victory for her.

And honestly, it doesn’t matter because she’s going to win anyway. I still have not seen a single commercial for Geoff Diehl. He’s losing by 30 points in the polls. The only way for anyone to have a shot against her is an aggressive campaign from a centrist republican who stresses that she’s too divisive and partisan. Instead Geoff Diehl is shaking hands at parades in Southborough. He’s not even attempting to try. If I showed 100 random people a picture of Liz Warren and Geoff Diehl, how many would be able to identify her, and how many would be able to identify him? No one even knows who the hell he is!!

This is why I’m voting for Shiva. Sure, Shiva is a little bit crazy at times and lost his mind on Howie Carr. But he’s putting together the greatest troll campaign of all time. And since Geoff Diehl has a 0.0% chance of even coming within single digits, you might as well vote for the real Indian.

P.S. The good news is that this pretty much destroys identity politics for liberals. If this fraud can now claim to be a minority based on this, then everyone is a minority.

41 Comment(s)
  • A seemingly endless FUCKING SCROLL!!!
    October 16, 2018 at 1:53 pm

    For Christ’s Fucking Sake with the goddamn endless scroll of ads and rehashed Turtleboy stories, just to get to the fucking comments!!!

    And then, when you finally get there, it redirects to some other page, so you have to reload!!!

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    This blog used to be good! Now, your just whoring yourself out to try to survive! Facebook has you that fucked up???

  • Cherokee Nation Statement
    October 16, 2018 at 3:58 am

    “A DNA test is useless to determine tribal citizenship. Current DNA tests do not even distinguish whether a person’s ancestors were indigenous to North or South America. Sovereign tribal nations set their own legal requirements for citizenship, and while DNA tests can be used to determine lineage, such as paternity to an individual, it is not evidence for tribal affiliation. Using a DNA test to lay claim to any connection to the Cherokee Nation or any tribal nation, even vaguely, is inappropriate and wrong. It makes a mockery out of DNA tests and its legitimate uses while also dishonoring legitimate tribal governments and their citizens, who ancestors are well documented and whose heritage is prove. Senator Warren is undermining tribal interests with her continued claims of tribal heritage.”

    – Cherokee Nation Secretary of State Chuck Hoskin, Jr.

  • Stan
    October 16, 2018 at 3:52 am

    Batshit crazy Granny Warren, aka Squaw Grey Beaver, is a piece of shit complete fraud. The math works out to be 1/1024 Native American (.09%). European Americans have on average .18% Native American ancestry. In other words, Warren is whiter than most white people in America. Total fraud and she’s so fucking stupid, she just proved it with this DNA test. Unhinged far left Democratic Socialist Warren wants higher taxes, open borders, a repeal of the 2A. Of course this makes her perfect for pink pussy hats in Mass. She will get the vote from all of the soy boys, fat angry feminazis, faculty lounge liberals, and all of the suburban Cambridge brain dead Dems. Just the sight of this arthritic fist pumping, shrieking bag of shit raises my blood pressure by 200 points. Just go away you stupid fucking rancid gash.

  • Savage Squaw Bitch
    October 16, 2018 at 1:27 am

    Uhhh, the REAL math is 1/64th to 1/1024th MEXICAN, PERUVIAN, OR COLOMBIAN.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    October 15, 2018 at 9:40 pm

    1/32 to 1/512?!?! is she serious with this shit?? It’s like she’s lobbing Trump a softball…

  • 98.4% untrue
    October 15, 2018 at 7:00 pm

    She was 1/64 truthful. That’s probably good enough for her supporters.

  • rachel maddow
    October 15, 2018 at 6:59 pm

    I was so excited to hear this I bought extra batteries for my vibrator . I will be rubbing some out tonight

  • Woodiculous
    October 15, 2018 at 4:56 pm

    Diehl can actually win this. I would not trust the polls, as we learned not to in 2016. Liz Warren is obviously running for president, and this could help Deihl enormously.

    I rarely see campaign signs for Warren (not that this is evidence of anything but enthusiasm and Liz Warren supporters may just assume victory and don’t male the sign effort).

    Although, the money on signs is probably being saved for Liz for President signs, as left leaning friends of mine that want signs say that they can’t get any despite the huge amount of money in Warren’s campaign account. HUGE, or should I say “YUUUUUGE?”

    The DNA test confirms that she cares little about her senate seat, and even the bluesest of Democrats understand that a disengaged senator will not bring the fed money back to Mass. Deihl would be able to as a Repub senator who the Repubs that now hold the purse strings will listen to. They currently safely ignore Sen. Warren. People see this this stuff.

  • noodle
    October 15, 2018 at 4:12 pm

    the math is wrong in this post, she’s between 1/64 and 1/1024 native american, so even less than you give her credit for

  • Captain Trips
    October 15, 2018 at 4:00 pm

    Anyone ever see her husband?

    I haven’t but I bet he is the most hen-pecked liberal beta male this side of California

  • Scott Brown
    October 15, 2018 at 3:44 pm

    liz warren is a vile and despicable cunt. If I ever see her in person I will knock her the fuck out

    • Captain Trips
      October 15, 2018 at 4:02 pm

      I’ll give you a MAGA hat to put on her unconscious head after you sock her lol

  • Wwy
    October 15, 2018 at 3:35 pm

    Sounds like the dumb pollocks occupying Palestine. Does Liz know General Sherman’s final solution? Hitler stole that idea. God bless Russia,Iran, and Syria for defeating the American and kike terrorists.

  • Guido The Killer Pimp
    October 15, 2018 at 3:15 pm

    It doesn’t prove jack $hit except that she had a cockamamie DNA test run by another Liberal hack who had every motivation on Earth to fudge it in her favor. Besides what is the % of accuracy on those anyhow? It will be interesting to see if she denounces her “heritage” or doubles down and starts referring to it again in her life like some badge of honor. Either way, who cares? She will remain a Senator in MA for the next 20 years if she likes but she has about as much a chance of becoming President as Bill Cosby

  • Citypoint
    October 15, 2018 at 3:14 pm

    Warrens liberal agenda will play on the East /West coast.
    But it won’t sell in places like Alabama.

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    October 15, 2018 at 2:45 pm

    Actually, it could be 1/1024. Either way she just proved she’s 99.99% white at most by any real account. There’s not enough sample DNA for native american determination. She is just part of the 1% that she supposedly hates.

  • Captain Trips
    October 15, 2018 at 1:48 pm

    She didn’t qualify for federal grants for Indian Heritage and should have to pay the money back and be disqualified from serving in any government position for violation of article 924. Defrauding the Government of Money or Property.

    All native American tribes require at least 25% to qualify for benefits for being a ‘native American’. Federal grant programs require a low threshold of 5% and up to qualify. So she didn’t qualify.

    The government should sue her for their money back.

    • The Truth
      October 16, 2018 at 4:14 am

      @Captain Trips
      ^^^^^^This
      so true, vote out Squaw Warren next month. Flush twice to finally get rid of this turd.

  • Geoff deihl
    October 15, 2018 at 1:07 pm

    Squaw spreading bull warren is about as Indian as my old Jeep Cherokee. Time to send her on the trail of crocodile tears and vote her out of the senate.

  • CrispyC
    October 15, 2018 at 12:49 pm

    I bet if you dig through that DNA you will find a lot of evidence to suggest she is fucking autistic too. She should be careful what she wishes for in releasing this stuff. Her chromosomes clearly aren’t in the best of shape.

    She’s clearly releasing this to start the campaign to run for president. She may be the worst candidate of all time.

    • Not wid my dick
      October 15, 2018 at 9:42 pm

      She’ll look fucking awesome riding in a tank.

  • ruby
    October 15, 2018 at 12:40 pm

    I wonder when liberals will demand that a wing of the National Museum of the American Indian in Washington DC be dedicated to Senator Lizzy Warrren.

  • bigdaddy
    October 15, 2018 at 12:38 pm

    Liz Warren 1/512 native american but still 100% asshole

  • Rockets Redglare
    October 15, 2018 at 11:44 am

    A vote for Shiva is a vote for Warren. Diehl will win on the Cape. Don’t waste your vote.

    • Cape determines elections
      October 15, 2018 at 3:21 pm

      sounds sensible to a level headed guy like me.

      eeb a dooba deeba dabba.

  • Contact DNA
    October 15, 2018 at 11:38 am

    One night, years ago, I got drunk and fucked a native American chick. I’ll bet I’ve got more native American DNA on the head of my dick than the 1/512 Chief Throwing Bull has in her body.
    This woman was, and still is, a fraud.

  • J
    October 15, 2018 at 11:30 am

    What did Shiva do that was crazy on Howie Carr?

  • Judge dread
    October 15, 2018 at 11:22 am

    You know this is so stupid. She’s only doing this for her presidential run. This makes her look so fucking stupid.

    I was listening to Alex Jones the other day (I know I know but hear me out) and he said he has inside intel stating Hillary and Michelle (Michael) Obama might run for 2020. If that’s true I say go for it. Make hitlary a 3 Time looser.

    Warren is a gigantic POS and she runs she will loose.

    • Wwy
      October 15, 2018 at 3:40 pm

      Why is TB acting like a Jew begging for money? Maybe he’s 1/1000 kike.

  • DingusBoonshanglez
    October 15, 2018 at 11:19 am

    After several failed attempts she finally found a test that would help her. I wonder who she got to donate the sample? Did her staff follow Shiva around? Wouldn’t b surprised if that same test showed her to be a middle aged male. You know she’s been doing this for years. So desperate.
    They way to beat Warren is with another Democrat, a “Socialist”.. Massachusetts will never send Rhinos to Washington unless maybe if they were a minority, female, gay, transgender, former Patriots player.

    • Not wid my dick
      October 15, 2018 at 9:49 pm

      ” I wonder who she got to donate the sample?”
      Rumor has is that the sample is from Scout’s cumshot…….and was gleaned off of Trigger’s hind quarter. (Tonto & Lone Ranger horses for you Millennials)

  • Revrun Fishknuckle
    October 15, 2018 at 11:08 am

    “there is strong evidence to suggest”

    I’m just going to let that hang there..

  • Ann Flaherty
    October 15, 2018 at 11:05 am

    Shiva is a nut. You are supporting him because he is taking out ads on your site. Don’t know if that speaks more poorly for you or for him. Diehl has far better name recognition that you think. If you’ve only made it to the Southboro parade then you need to get out more. He has been lots of places. Are you believing the polls? The polls that called it for Martha Coakley and Hillary Clinton? Diehl can pull this off if people like you don’t waste their vote on a crazy kook who has no chance of winning.

    With all the ad revenue you are pulling in from Crazy Shiva, how about making your website less annoying?

    • Ross Perot & Ralph Nader
      October 15, 2018 at 6:31 pm

      Hey, we’re Shiva’s role models! When you KNOW you don’t stand a chance of winning, there’s nothing better than butting into a tight race anyway to poach votes away from the candidate who ACTUALLY could win 😉

  • Iron Balls McGinty
    October 15, 2018 at 10:44 am

    She literally wrote she identified as a Native American so she could meet with and enjoy fellowship with other Native Americans, as if she grew up on a reservation eating a strict diet of buffalo jerky. Not once did she follow through…not once. And she doesn’t identify as Native American now, and hasn’t since it stopped serving her purpose (endowed Harvard chair).

    In each and every way, Liz Warren is an awful, awful person. Karma is going to bend her over the sink one day, but until then, she’s going to do it to us, because the Commonwealth will give her tenure in that Senate seat. MA easily has the worst representation of any state in the US Senate.

    • deflateddoritodinks
      October 15, 2018 at 1:32 pm

      Kim Khazei, whose relative lost to Warren, asked her if she had any Indian memorabilia around the mansion. Warren sneered ,”That’s personal”.

      • Medicine Man
        October 15, 2018 at 3:13 pm

        Someone found a pack of Red Man chewing tobacco in her Volvo 240 station wagon, dude. She’s legit.

        • Chuck Norris
          October 16, 2018 at 12:34 am

          Awww…leave the Red Man chaw out of it – you know it’s been culturally appropriated by Deta Force – Chuck Norris -wait… I’m Cherokee and she’s a Harvard Becky? Fujii cunt!!!

  • Captain Trips
    October 15, 2018 at 10:37 am

    I’m a very distant relative of William Shakespeare. It’s true.

    By her logic, I should be suing for royalties on his works

  • FTBS
    October 15, 2018 at 10:17 am

    TBS opens up every blog post with “We can get by and survive, but we could really use your help.”

    Didn’t I see that on a sign at the corner of Park and Chandler? Were you the guy with the cowrie necklace?

    Fuck Turtleboy.

    • FTBS sucks
      October 15, 2018 at 10:52 am

      @FTBS
      Hey thanks for the comment Dave, your lame ass Barstool Sports blog has been pussified and is now a “woke” SJW rag. Owned by The Chernin Group and run by Erika Nardini, maybe Erika will let you borrow your balls someday. Every barstool comment ever:

      *would
      *just kill yourself
      *take a lap
      *be more insufferable you can’t

      hahaha
      sorry Dave:/

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