Entitled Easthampton Gummyslug Parks In Access Lane, Gets Called Out On Social Media, Shows Up With Her Salty Spawn To Argue In Comments, Defend Her Honor And Rights To “Social Surcurity”

Entitled Easthampton Gummyslug Parks In Access Lane, Gets Called Out On Social Media, Shows Up With Her Salty Spawn To Argue In Comments, Defend Her Honor And Rights To “Social Surcurity”


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Yet another douchey entitled park job was brought to our attention last night, because there seems to be no shortage of those, ever. I don’t understand how hard it is for people to look down at the spot in which they plan to park, and say to themselves “unmarked, good to go”, or “handicap logo, nope, I don’t have a placard and therefore cannot park there.” Obviously the access lane is just off limits, because if you get behind the wheel of a car, it’s reasonable to expect that you know and understand these very basic facts. Not this entitled sludgebucket in the Easthampton CVS parking lot, though:


What the fuck. Aren’t those stripes the universal sign for “no parking?” Look, if you park in a handicap spot as a non-handicap person, you are a douchenozzle. Plain and simple. But you can go ahead and multiply that by three for this gummy slug who decided to get around the handicap issue she’d just go ahead and park in the access lane. One time for each of her chins.  For real, there was an open spot right next to where she illegally parked. Right next to it. What’s the matter, your knees and cankles can’t take the extra 10 foot walk?

And the guy posting this? Oh, no big deal, he’s just wheelchair bound and you know, needs to actually use the access lane for what it was intended. There’s a crazy concept. Things took a turn for the ratchet when one of this lady’s rancid crotch-fruit showed up to defend mama whale’s honor:

Your tax dollars hard at work, ladies and gentleman. This degenerate is so stupid she can’t fathom the word “illegal” being used in any other context than citizenship. My brain didn’t go there first, but now she’s got me wondering.

But hey, she looks like a real great kid:


How old is this kid? Pretty mouthy for a girl who has homework to do and a bedtime of 9:30.


Then of course Mama Gravydrawers showed up to keep the goodtimes rolling, basking in her newfound fame. And shocking enough, her vocation appears to be collecting “social surcurity”:


Oh, ok. Well, that clears it up. You pulled someones old placard out of a dumpster, took a picture and posted it in the comments, and pointed out that the wheelchair bound guy was idling his car in the fire lane while he able bodied friend found you in the candy aisle after picking up your diuretics and compression stockings, and asked you to move your car. Definitely innocent of all wrong doing.



Well, since you wanted it, you greasehog. Here you go. Fame. Everybody say hello to Joanabel, in all her fat, useless, entitled social surcurity sucking glory:


Definitely looks like someone who would dumpster dive for a used CT handicap placard and just park in the access lane instead to avoid walking an extra 5-8 feet to go blow her SSI check for the month at CVS. Congratulations, you swamp pig, you’re famous, Turtleboy style.

I don’t know when people are going to learn. Parking spots are very clearly designated in most, if not all, parking lots. Just follow the designation. That ensures that everyone can get to where they need to go, your picture doesn’t end up blasted all over social media, and the Turtle symbol isn’t put up for us to find you and call you out on your bullshit. Easy enough.


20 Comment(s)
  • Turtleboy sucks now
    November 4, 2018 at 3:27 pm

    Okay am I the only one that’s going to say it? What is the point of this pathetic “article”? Why did this man waste his time, aggravating himself by talking to this person and taking a picture? Yeah, its a dick move. But who the fuck cares? There’s clearly two available handicapped spaces and even one with a free spot next to it.

  • Kim Un Jong
    November 2, 2018 at 6:01 pm

    Is her IQ really that low?

  • timmmmmmmmmmm
    November 2, 2018 at 5:31 pm

    It takes a special type of shit for brains to not just violate one handicapped parking space but TWO at the same time. Bravo!

  • Uncle Sam
    November 2, 2018 at 12:07 pm

    I love how blatinos argue points even when the whole world including them knows they’re wrong.

    Meanwhile, a whole fuckload of desperate Latinos are marching up from the Murder Triangle of El Salvador, Honduras and Guatemala, and the Democrats are acting like the Peace Train is on the way.

    We can’t let the Democrats take control of anything any longer. They have officially lost it.

  • Judge dread
    November 1, 2018 at 3:46 pm

    I’m just going to appeal to common sense here… it seems like only people over 30 have it. I wasn’t alive in the 60s but I’ve studied it. They used to say don’t trust anyone over 30. Now it’s don’t trust anyone under 30.

    Back to my original point anyone who has existed in society knows you don’t park in these places.

    As the Judge i sentence her for expensive car troubles for the next five years.

  • DaFuq Negrando-Pendejo
    November 1, 2018 at 2:50 pm


    Double the problems, double the idiocy, double the obnoxiousness and disregard for others.

    Most useless fucking half-breeds known to mankind. With any luck they’ll become extinct for doing something stupid.

  • eww
    November 1, 2018 at 2:11 pm

    Well there’s one thing we know she wasn’t there for….Birth Control pills!

  • warpedhead
    November 1, 2018 at 1:56 pm

    What an entitled Kunt !!

  • Peter Niss
    P. Niss
    November 1, 2018 at 1:47 pm

    Honestly, this is low hanging fruit. I really don’t care and I think it’s hilarious you guys are making this big of a fuss over it. Am I the only one who thinks these guys are starting to turn into SJWs? I mean what is this if it’s not social justice?

    • John Edgar Hoover General Boutrous Boutrous Gali Dingbat Rocketass Godzilla Rodan Flying Japanese Turtlemonster Fuckball Smith IV, Esq.
      November 1, 2018 at 6:05 pm

      It’s calling out the major recipients of the Democrat entitlement factory.

      See, the real deal is that the overwhelming majority of urban Democrats are fucking assholes who couldn’t give less of a fuck about anyone, shit all over their own neighborhoods, and steal from and fuck with white people every chance they get, yet they want everything handed to them at the same time.

      Fuck them. I’m all for this. Blast that fat cunt with shame until she actually suffers some degree of the inconvenience she causes others for no reason.

      • Ed
        November 1, 2018 at 6:07 pm

        what he said, lol

    • HH
      We're Doomed
      November 1, 2018 at 6:12 pm

      This is exactly the kind of thing people should be shamed for. Consider yourself lucky that you don’t need one of those spots. Should you ever find yourself in need of one, trust me you’ll care that some entitled swamp donkey is making it impossible to use two of them.

    • Barry
      November 2, 2018 at 9:43 am

      I agree. You can not shame them. That emotion does not exist for people like this. We can point and shake our heads but there’s nothing anyone can do that will ever change how they choose to go through life. 

  • Barry
    November 1, 2018 at 1:36 pm

    Honestly I wouldn’t have even given it a second thought once I saw the driver. When it was Harriet Chandler that’s entirely different because our expectations of her are different. 

  • Fat Fuc
    November 1, 2018 at 12:54 pm

    Dam PIG

  • Lily
    November 1, 2018 at 12:46 pm

    Total Z factor. Always playing the race card.

  • Travis Rearick
    An actual tax payer
    November 1, 2018 at 12:30 pm

    And as an added bonus, her womb broom welfare creator looks like a walking turtleboy blog himself

    • Burlando Castile
      November 1, 2018 at 12:42 pm

      He looks like one of the shitbags from “To Catch A Predator”. Specifically, the one who thought he was a smartass to Chris Hansen. 

  • ThisIsMySarcasticTone
    November 1, 2018 at 12:17 pm

    Please resize the screenshots to legible

    • KimberlyS
      November 1, 2018 at 1:05 pm

      LOL – I had to go to the guy’s page to be able to see the conversation 🙂 Seems like a nice guy, too!

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