It’s been a while since we had a good public shaming that was based solely on stupidity and not about politics.
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Every year, the residents of Lilah lane in Pembroke take their own time, money, and energy to put on a beautiful display of neighborhood Christmas lights. SSTurtlegirl has seen it. It’s really wonderful. I love you guys and that is why I was so pissed off when I saw this old sea hag bashing you all online.
The houses are roped off with lights, a drive-by box is placed outside for donations to the food pantry, one neighbor even sets up a short-wave radio so that visitors can synchronize the lights with the music being played in their car. The well-mannered kids give out free candy canes and smile!
Was that enough? Ohhhhh no. One withered beast just HAD to complain.
Linda Antonelli-Scrooge took to the Pembroke Connect page to bitch about not being able to walk all over the yards and take pictures as she pleased! She felt like the neighbors weren’t very welcoming. They are rude.
They only coordinate their houses so that an entire town can have a little bit of holiday cheer. They do it to collect food for the needy. Who the hell do they think they are setting up boundaries? On their property! How dare they?!
Probably because Linda took the liberty to park in their driveways, traipse through their yard, invade their privacy, and trespass on private property. But yeah, they must be assholes because you wanted to violate that for a selfies with your grandkid. They are the ones in the wrong for explaining what you did wasn’t cool.
You should be happy you landed on their lawn because they responded to you with patience and grace. If you had crushed my roses with your entitled clodhoppers I would have hit you with the hose and wouldn’t have stopped until you were crying.
Oh, but Linda doesn’t care.
You are what is wrong with the world you old crone. You’re why kids don’t respect anything in this world. You are the asshole that ruins it for everyone.
You get my very first Holiday Shame award. Try to pull your head out of your butt the next time you mosey out of your house this Christmas season.
Have anyone else that sucks the spirit of the holidays? Email me.
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