Entitled Pembroke Grinch Without Boundaries Takes to Facebook To Complain About Nice Neighbors Not Letting Her Tresspass On Their Property

It’s been a while since we had a good public shaming that was based solely on stupidity and not about politics.

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Every year, the residents of Lilah lane in Pembroke take their own time, money, and energy to put on a beautiful display of neighborhood Christmas lights. SSTurtlegirl has seen it. It’s really wonderful. I love you guys and that is why I was so pissed off when I saw this old sea hag bashing you all online.


The houses are roped off with lights, a drive-by box is placed outside for donations to the food pantry, one neighbor even sets up a short-wave radio so that visitors can synchronize the lights with the music being played in their car. The well-mannered kids give out free candy canes and smile!

Was that enough? Ohhhhh no. One withered beast just HAD to complain.


Meet Linda.

Linda Antonelli-Scrooge took to the Pembroke Connect page to bitch about not being able to walk all over the yards and take pictures as she pleased! She felt like the neighbors weren’t very welcoming. They are rude.


They only coordinate their houses so that an entire town can have a little bit of holiday cheer. They do it to collect food for the needy. Who the hell do they think they are setting up boundaries? On their property! How dare they?!

Probably because Linda took the liberty to park in their driveways, traipse through their yard, invade their privacy, and trespass on private property. But yeah, they must be assholes because you wanted to violate that for a selfies with your grandkid. They are the ones in the wrong for explaining what you did wasn’t cool.






You should be happy you landed on their lawn because they responded to you with patience and grace. If you had crushed my roses with your entitled clodhoppers I would have hit you with the hose and wouldn’t have stopped until you were crying.



Oh, but Linda doesn’t care.


You are what is wrong with the world you old crone. You’re why kids don’t respect anything in this world. You are the asshole that ruins it for everyone.


You get my very first Holiday Shame award. Try to pull your head out of your butt the next time you mosey out of your house this Christmas season.

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70 Comment(s)
  • True Reality Speaks
    Mirror Mirror
    November 30, 2016 at 8:26 am

    Thanks to BobnMic, the comment sections have become a sounding board for every middle school simp trolling for negative attention.

    • BobnMic
      December 1, 2016 at 2:38 am

      Mirror Mirror – Who hardly ever comments on anything anyway but now wants to register a complaint toward a more involved participant in these articles and debates.

      Alright Ok you are right in my opinion – It has become all of that no doubt as you say a seemingly teen “fuck you” fest in here I agree but I must say I’ve been an advocate to slam the slam pigs right back. To just sit back and allow this to happen then assign blame onto somebody trying to do something and not do anything to assist is not only lame – it is cowardly.

      Much to the effect of Obama’s Presidency and the division he has let happen in this country. Same concept. Different scale. Doing nothing is never a good option. Things only get worse. Don’t be that person.

      Maybe yours and others could help to go do just that. Help and make the comment section great again. (Pun intended). But seriously – If enough “regulars” gang up on these trolls there is a good chance they just might go away. And again I agree it was never like this up until last Spring. Then bam here came the trolls rolling right on in fucking with anything substantial that you may add to an article. It is truly sad but I believe in fighting back and you and others who give two shits should too.

      If you really care that much to make the comment you just did then stand up and do something about it. I’ll be right by your side that you can count on…

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    November 30, 2016 at 6:42 am

    Apparently some people lack common sense and the ability to respect others property. Pretty simple really.

  • Charge for admission
    November 29, 2016 at 11:05 pm

    I can’t wrap my head around this one. So this light show and radio station is exclusively for those who are to lazy to get out of their SUV’s? Maybe Grandma was trying to explain why her and every ones electric bill is going to spike another $50 this month so now they are only getting knock off toys from the Dollar store this year.

  • Charge for admission
    November 29, 2016 at 10:54 pm

    Honestly WTF? I wouldn’t build a GIANT fucking roller coaster in my front yard and then say ‘what’s with these fucking people who want to take a picture next to the spectacle I built in my yard for attention.’.

    • November 29, 2016 at 11:00 pm

      But would you charge them to ride? Haha

      • Charge for admission
        November 29, 2016 at 11:10 pm

        Oh good one SST. Do you?

        • November 29, 2016 at 11:16 pm

          I’m a woman. We all make you pay for it in one way or another. Haha

          • BobnMic
            November 29, 2016 at 11:29 pm

            Classic. Lol.

          • DJ Turd Burglestein
            November 30, 2016 at 12:29 am

            You seem like a nice enough kid SSTG but you’re out of your element. If you want to win over this crowd you need an Avatar with a green TB tank top showing cleavage and this vid I found of you will help improve your stock. Good luck in your Broadcasting Major!

  • Charge for admission
    November 29, 2016 at 10:46 pm

    Whoaa Dasher! It isn’t like she was shit faced, crashed through a fence then ran over the residents and pulled a butcher knife out screaming “I’ll kill you all!!!”. Don’t light your front yard up like a fucking theme park and you won’t find people pulling into your driveway asking how much for admission. The only difference between this place and Disney World is Disney makes MEGA bank.

    Not to mention it was a Grandmother with questionable eyesight so the flashing red and green lights probably had her stopping and going all the way up the street in confusion.

  • DJ Turd Burglestein
    November 29, 2016 at 4:22 pm

    Here’s wishing you a Happy Christmas Bob!!

    • Turd Burglestein
      November 29, 2016 at 4:39 pm

      Not sure who you are, but that is an excellent selection. Are you available to dj my Christmas Party Roast of BobnMic?

    • Turd Burglestein
      November 29, 2016 at 4:44 pm

      Oh man…a whole fucking playlist of these songs. DJ Burglestein…you totally rock!!!

      You guises need to listen to this…fucking awesome!

      • Devils Mouthpiece
        November 29, 2016 at 10:18 pm

        Mrs Clause is on the rag, now suck me off you reindeer fag. ROFLMAO

    • BobnMic
      November 30, 2016 at 2:48 am

      I’ll admit it was not easy to not crack up at this. Seriously – very funny stuff DJ Turd…

      • Turd Burglestein
        November 30, 2016 at 7:11 am

        Shut up asswipe…when I want any shit from you I’ll squeeze your head.

  • BobnMic
    November 29, 2016 at 4:13 pm

    A thoughtful and spirited holiday display is NOT an invitation to trespass onto your private property without invitation. Most people that possess common sense understands this but there always are those idiots that think they are in a commercial zone like a fucking Walmart. You just can’t fix stupid. Ignorance to the law is not a valid defense…

  • SSLover
    November 29, 2016 at 1:30 pm

    Meh… the lady should be able to walk around if she wants. You’re a bigger cunt than she is.

    • November 29, 2016 at 2:59 pm

      Not if it’s someone else’s home and property. I’m sure you know how that works and don’t allow people to hang out in your yard uninvited. See how that works?

      And yes, but I’m not a entitled cunt.

      • SSLover
        November 29, 2016 at 3:16 pm

        I didn’t say trespass, I said walk around. Damn, dumb too.

        • November 29, 2016 at 3:26 pm

          The entire thing on their private property, fuckbrains. Do you usually comment on shit you don’t read?

          • SSLover
            November 29, 2016 at 3:37 pm

            Oh honey. The lights are on private property, but you see there are these public things called STREETS (also known as roads, avenues,etc.) which people are legally allowed to traverse. That’s how the cars get through. Keep studying, keep reading and maybe one day some lights will go on in that empty dome of yours.

          • November 29, 2016 at 3:43 pm

            That isn’t where she was treading, sport. Again, read the post that my simple wittle bwain threw together.

            But hey, keep commenting. I get paid every time you do. It helps keep the literal lights on.

          • You suck at life
            November 29, 2016 at 3:45 pm

            That’s awesome… Go roam around on streets in the dark… You know, while people are driving, distracted by the light displays… Genius… Keep it up with that logic of yours… Be different… Be remembered as the dipshit that got run over at the holidays…

          • SSLover
            November 29, 2016 at 3:46 pm

            No problem, I always make it a point to donate to the needy this time of year.

          • SSLover
            November 29, 2016 at 3:47 pm

            Or you know, you could just use the sidewalks. But hey, whatever floats those dumbass boats of yours.

          • November 29, 2016 at 3:57 pm

            If walking on the sidewalk was the issue we wouldn’t be here and Linda wouldn’t be on the Holiday Shame board.

            Trollin’ ain’t easy.

          • SSLover
            November 29, 2016 at 4:03 pm

            Trolling is spectacularly easy, unlike reading, which apparently, is super hard for both of you.

          • Reading is FUNdamental
            November 29, 2016 at 4:08 pm

            Reading is easy… But apparently, you have comprehension issues… Public school?

          • SSLover
            November 29, 2016 at 4:10 pm

            Oh wow, it’s like when they say crazy people don’t know they’re crazy.
            Same with you braintrusts.

        • You suck at life
          November 29, 2016 at 3:53 pm

          Residential cul-de-sac… No sidewalks… You’re a terrible troll. Go away junior…

    • SSLover
      November 29, 2016 at 4:00 pm

      There’s a sidewalk along one whole side of Lilah Lane

      • Fat Stacks McGee
        November 29, 2016 at 4:07 pm

        Keep the clicks coming sweetie… Cha-ching!!

        • SSLover
          November 29, 2016 at 4:10 pm

          Nice job on your super original screen name. Is that some kind of allusion to money?

          • Fat Stacks McGee
            November 29, 2016 at 4:13 pm

            You figured that out!! Congratulations!! You’re quick!!

        • November 29, 2016 at 4:11 pm

          I just found out that someone shared this on the Pembroke page. I think it is safe to say we have our shame recipient!

          • SSLover
            November 29, 2016 at 4:14 pm

            Very impressive. You took much longer than I thought before accusing me of being the lady, or someone she knows.
            Are you like, new to the internet?

          • You suck at life
            November 29, 2016 at 4:16 pm

            Butthurt Granny…. Nice! Entitlement RULES!!!

          • November 29, 2016 at 4:50 pm

            Her vag probably looks like one of those mummified bats out of South America after it dropped in a roach-infested pit o’ guano. Keep clicking, Nana Vagbat.
            New to the Internet

          • SSLover
            November 29, 2016 at 5:52 pm

            That’s exactly what it looks like, and it’s still prettier than yours :*
            Gossip Girl

          • November 29, 2016 at 10:50 pm

            Judging by your manly physique, Annaliese Sviokla, I’m sure you’ve spent a lot of time face to face with ghastly pussy. Now fuck off with your poor attempt at trolling before I throw the names, addresses, and mobile numbers of your whole fucking family on a blog with two million visitors a month, and believe me, they can’t stand passive-aggressive SJW’s who check in at fucking Standing Rock like that is actually going to do something. Kisses to Chloe.

  • ninja turtleboy
    November 29, 2016 at 8:21 am

    south shore turtle girl tries too hard in her writing. not a fan 🙁

    • November 29, 2016 at 9:11 am

      My earlier stuff I can totally agree with you on that. OGTB has big shoes to fill and I was kind of nervous. This one literally took me five minutes and zero effort. It kind of wrote itself.
      Thanks for giving it a shot though.

      • ninja turtleboy
        November 30, 2016 at 2:01 pm

        okay i can agree with you on that, i halfway retract my statement

  • Independent Thinker
    November 29, 2016 at 6:22 am

    Not welcoming? Lady, you don’t go onto private property without permission. I’m sure you believe that property should not be privately owned, for the “common good.”

    Unbelievable. Then to bitch about it on facebook.

    • Lola
      December 1, 2016 at 12:54 am

      Then when she got called out for being a crazy bitch she says, “Jesus people enough already”
      Some people just can’t admit when they are wrong.

  • BobnMic
    November 29, 2016 at 3:37 am

    Welcome back South STG. Don’t respond or else either Fiesty and her 10 fucking imaginary friends or goffy as fuck Turd will downvote you and fuck with you. Just wanted to say hi that’s all.

    If you wanted to say thanks just say, “Hey Bob – fuck you.” I’ll get the hint and maybe these two fucknuts will think you are one of them in clandestine fashion but yet ever so overt.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
      November 29, 2016 at 7:27 am

      Every post you make gets almost unanimously voted down, along with the unimaginative trolls that pretend to be you. But … you’ll get the hint? lol

      GTFO with your delusional dumb ass.

      • Turd Burglestein
        November 29, 2016 at 8:01 am

        I’d like to have a baseball bat wrapped with barbed wire like Negan’s, name it “The Hint”, and give it to BobnMic right upside his head. He’d beg for it in the ass though…that’s just how counterpunching bobbie boy rolls.

        • BobnMic
          November 29, 2016 at 3:57 pm

          Any similarities between Turd and YSAL writing skills and habits? Hmmm. One person trying to be many to reinforce their status in here. ON A FUCKING SPORTS BLOG! Fucking hilarious it truly is…

          • You suck at life
            November 29, 2016 at 4:12 pm

            Nope… Again… Not Turd… Not Feisty… Why you so angry? Mommy take away your toys again? We’ve played that game before puddin’… you suck at it. You’re a one trick pony… But a legend in your own mind…

          • BobnMic
            November 29, 2016 at 4:26 pm

            No actually I am very good at it. Remember – A good defense is a great offense. Successful people in life get this. Then there are those people like you who don’t. Oh well, the world needs bartenders and ditch diggers…

          • November 29, 2016 at 4:51 pm

            Damnit Bob, I gave you Reddit for your conspiracy theories!

          • You suck at life
            November 29, 2016 at 4:30 pm

            The down-votes say otherwise… I guess in your early stage Alzheimer’s mind, you’re A.O.K. Go yell at some clouds with Paul Larson…

          • Turd Burglestein
            November 29, 2016 at 4:33 pm

            One trick pony? Like that pony in the Southpark episode Cartman was trying to teach with a carrot to bite Scott Phentermine’s dick off?

    • BobnPaul's Chat Shack
      November 29, 2016 at 8:35 am

      Did you play “Don’t Cry for Me Argentina” by Madonna while spinning records at the clubs?

      • DJ DiscoZ
        November 29, 2016 at 8:59 am

        Leave BobnTurd alone. They are having a Fagoff to prove whose the bigger faggot.

        Nothing like two talentless DJ’s going head to head to prove who can make the better mix tape.

        Fucking record playing faggots!

        • Turd Burglestein
          November 29, 2016 at 9:21 am

          Awwww…you still pissed off that I tossed your mix tape in the trash after all that time you spent in line trying to get it to me? Go home junior…this doesn’t concern you.

          • DJ DiscoZ
            November 29, 2016 at 9:31 am

            What was the name of your entertainment company? ‘BobnTurd spinning on dicks’ or ‘Just two fags with an MP3 player’!

          • Turd Burglestein
            November 29, 2016 at 10:10 am

            Yawn…another Garbage Fail Kid home on OSS.

    • November 29, 2016 at 9:00 am

      Lol. Thanks Bob. I took a bit of a break after the election. Everything was crazy political stuff and I was just exhausted with that shit. I have like four blogs going up in the next few days. Hope you enjoy them.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    November 29, 2016 at 12:19 am

    I have never heard of or been there before, but now I’m going! I think the music sync is such an amazing idea… I remember way back when… we used to do car rides just for lights and decorations. I want to do that for my kid too! I’m lazy and put up some reindeer and shit… Wallah, magic. I save my energy for indoor decor.

    • BobnMic
      November 29, 2016 at 12:48 am

      Ya you are lazy alright. A FUCKING GHETTO EBT SYSTEM FUCKER!!!

      • You suck at life
        November 29, 2016 at 6:57 am

        Big man… sucker punching bitch. What attack are you countering this time? She truly owns your brain. This is why people hate you. Bitch behavior right here.

      • Turd Burglestein
        November 29, 2016 at 7:54 am

        BobnMic sucks all the spirit and fun out of holidays, and more recently the comments section of Turtleboy Sports. Maybe you could write an article on this sorry tranker.

        • BobnMic
          November 29, 2016 at 3:33 pm

          Awww Turd breath. Did little ole’ me ruin your Thanksgiving for you? What’s the matter not enough fiber in your diet so you could take a big smash, photograph it, then post it on the internet for the world to see?

          Ya know like everybody does…

          • You suck at life
            November 29, 2016 at 3:43 pm

            Really… That’s what you got? Wow… I’d make a gay joke, butt fuck… Cum on guys… He’s a retard… Yeah… you’re WINNING alright…

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        November 29, 2016 at 5:56 pm

        If I had a penny for everytime you mentioned me without me ever talking about you, I would have a whole bunch of dicks to fuck your wife with.

        What a curveball that was, huh?

    • Shackleford
      November 29, 2016 at 12:51 am

      I’ll give you some indoor decor…I also stuff Christmas goose…

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