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Entitlement Enchilada Cries Racism After Legoland Makes Field Trip Group Eat Lunch On Stairwell, A Quick Check Of Their Website Determined That To Be A Lie

Hold the presses, you guys, Legoland Boston has gone Jim Crowe!

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First of all, lady, the kids are 5 and 6 years old. They’re not scholars, they still need naps and eat paste. If you don’t speak pompous ass, let me translate this for you. This lady chaperoned her kid’s field trip to Legoland, and was displeased to learn that the kids couldn’t bring their lunches inside the venue. She insists white children were eating their lunches inside, but because her kid’s class is all black, this is racism. Segregation. This is the face of marginalization and adversity, apparently.

 

The response to her post was exactly what you’d expect, a total fucking witch hunt against Legoland and their policy of brown bagged segregation.

 

 

Shut the whole place down! Those employees need to be fired, so their children can never eat again, period, anywhere! This is racism in 2019, after all, isn’t it?

 

Oh, I guess it’s just a blanket policy, that applies to everyone. The literal opposite of racism. But all those white kids got to eat their lunches inside, remember? And don’t you dare ask for proof,

 

Or you are a bigot. Only racists expect actual evidence to back up a stranger’s claims on the internet. The woke among us just believe blindly, because, tolerance.

 

But, when pressed, looks like Ms. Johnson did in fact have proof,

 

Proof of a rather diverse crowd of children and adults, eating exactly nothing, with bottled water and coffee they clearly bought from the cafe.

 

So there’s that. I honestly can’t see any racism here, because it simply doesn’t exist. I’ve taken my kids to numerous museums and attractions where you can’t bring in outside food, and we are as white as the freshly fallen snow. It’s an annoyance, sure, designed to force you to buy overpriced food from their cafes, but it’s not racist. In fact, by her own admission, it sure sounds like the manager went out of his way to accommodate the group by not only allowing them to eat in the stairwell as opposed to outside in the cold. You could be a rational mature adult in a situation like this, let the kids eat their lunch in the stairwell and go back to your field trip, or you could be a Jessica and try to pull a shaky race card out, take to social media and call for the utter destruction of a business catering to young children’s imaginations because it has a fairly common outside food policy. Don’t be a Jessica.

28 Comment(s)
  • YOUR RACIST!
    January 24, 2019 at 11:37 pm

    This is why white people hate blacks. This is the exact reason. Jumping on social media, claiming racism. slamming a business for no fuckin reason. Always thinking the world is out to get them because they’re black. Its fuckin sickening. Is racism alive and well in this country?? Hell yes. But theres no fuckin need to claim racism every God damn time you dont get your way, or you dont like something, or someone was mean to you. Theres enough REAL racism, you don’t need to make shit up. Its fuckin sickening honestly. Cut the fucking shit. You just want the world to feel bad for you and give you everything because you happened to be born with a different skin color. Ain’t how it works. Just cut the fucking shit. And to slam a business for NO FUCKING REASON other than you couldn’t get your way and bring out the ghetto mafia train to help slam a business who’s done nothing wrong, is absolutley disgusting. Omg a black makes up a story about racism, it MUST BE TRUE!!! smth. Go fuck yourselves. You will always be nothing as long as your always crying racism. Go kill yourself.

  • Oh please...
    January 23, 2019 at 2:45 pm

    Scholars………

  • The angry taint
    January 23, 2019 at 8:21 am

    I’ll take shit that never happened for 600 alex

  • Eobard Thawne
    January 22, 2019 at 7:01 pm

    Anyone notice that they tagged Monica Cannon Grant?
    She is one of Didi Delgados besties.

  • Rats Nest
    January 22, 2019 at 8:32 am

    This is exactly what it looks like, she wanted many likes on FB, shes also playing race bait to get LEGO to make some big apology and offer her and the kiddies free everything. If she is a “Hard working succesful mom” then the normal thing would have been to ask to see the manager and discuss it, nowhere does she say that she did that. Instead, she takes to FB and decides to prove something that doesnt exist, in this case, racism… This is Ratchet behavior, through and through. Shes probably there at a reduced rate or posiibly free, but thats not good enough…

  • Rockets Redglare
    January 22, 2019 at 8:25 am

    Diversity is very important to me. When I bought my house on the Cape I noticed there was none in the development I was looking at. That’s why I moved here…

  • Independent Thinker
    January 22, 2019 at 8:21 am

    I want to go to the Chop House, but I don’t want to pay them. I want to bring my own food and beer, but I want to be able to sit at a nice table and have a nice server wait on me as if I’m a normal paying customer. And not have to tip.

    Guess what? They won’t let me in. Does that mean they’re racist?

    • Monkey see
      January 22, 2019 at 8:29 am

      I guess they are racist if you are black, but if your white, it is just their policy.

  • My dick is not racist
    January 22, 2019 at 7:16 am

    Id throw it in her

  • I see dumb people... FUCKING EVERYWHERE!!!! HELP
    January 22, 2019 at 5:40 am

    Lets not forget to point out the real racism here .. That class has zero white kids… I call rasicm against wypipo cuz aint no white bavies on that field trip…

    See how that works .. But that cant be racism because it only doesnt involves wypipo and you cant be racist if you aint white

  • Crackers gots some splaining to do
    January 22, 2019 at 1:57 am

    Black and Browns should boycott LEGO and stop shoplifting LEGO products. Let the chimpettes go back to flinging poo and playing with used syringes and illegal firearms.

  • M
    January 22, 2019 at 12:00 am

    Oh. My. God. Those comments sound like they’re commenting about a severe illness or death in her family. I love her pictures of “proof”, all minorities but a couple.

    I know exactly what happened and I wasn’t there. Because of the cold they let people eat inside, and because they were the largest group they had to find a place for them since they don’t usually allow outdoor food, or the other people actually bough their food there.

  • Wade Boggs-Taint
    January 21, 2019 at 9:29 pm

    If only John Wilkes Booth had gotten to Abraham Lincoln earlier……

  • Jackie the Joke Man
    January 21, 2019 at 9:18 pm

    You know why there’s no black LEGO figures? Because all the LEGO figures have jobs.

  • lego of that shit
    January 21, 2019 at 9:17 pm

    I’m taking my kids to Legoland next weekend. That gorilla can go back to Chuck E Cheese.

  • Captain Trips
    January 21, 2019 at 8:48 pm

    I love the pics

    Daughter: Hey mommy, what’s in this box?

    Mom: It’s a box full of white guilt baby!

    Daughter: YAAAAYY!!

  • Rivaboy
    January 21, 2019 at 7:32 pm

    This kinda shit makes my head hurt. Also the blind faith on Facebook is astonishing.

  • ruby
    January 21, 2019 at 7:26 pm

    Where’s Mayor Moron from Somerville? Calling Joe Curatone who is so quick to label innocent teens
    and police racists. This is you town shut down Legoland they are run by racists and they had a light skinned figure of Meghan Markle.

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    January 21, 2019 at 7:17 pm

    Another Jigaboo looking for reparations. She’s looking for LEGO to write her a check. Beats working right? LEGO needs to make a ratchet version…

    • Fuck You
      January 21, 2019 at 8:09 pm

      What makes her ratchet? The fact that she’s black??? Would she be called ratchet if she was an older, white woman? Probably not. She’s a full time working mom who makes more than you most likely while they send their child to a private school. You clearly can’t see your own prejudice while ironically trying to call out “fake cries of racism”….

      • Well adjusted and fine thanks.
        January 21, 2019 at 8:28 pm

        Hey fuck you, she’s ratchet because she’s a race baiting cunt liar. It has nothing to do with skin color. No matter how much money she makes she’s an evil hearted piece of shit cunt who’s no better than the ratchet white SJW’S who fake hate crimes for attention. So Fuck You, fuck you and her also you fake dripping cunt. Take your racist bullshit somwhere else. Preferably hell.

      • Eddie Murphy
        January 21, 2019 at 8:58 pm

        “Hey man, I ain’t fallin for no banana in no tailpipe!’

        See bro, you gotta say it like that, it’s more natural.

        You been hangin out with this dude too long

      • Fuck You And The Jessica You Rode In On
        January 21, 2019 at 10:04 pm

        She was not judged by the color of her skin but by the content of her ratchetness.

      • Bitch
        January 21, 2019 at 10:07 pm

        Get back to your porch

      • Gutter Muppet Honey
        January 22, 2019 at 5:57 am

        Hey Fuck You,
        I’d bet this angry gorilla gets discounted tuition for her kid. PS ratchetism knows no race.

      • Fuck you too
        January 22, 2019 at 7:03 am

        What makes her ratchet is the Same thing that makes everyone who Bitches on social media ratchets. It’s called Bitching on social media. Read the comments on FB then rethink your reasoning. FB bitching= ratchet. So Fuck youv too

      • Your racist!
        January 24, 2019 at 11:47 pm

        No shes fucking ratchet because shes crying racism when there was never any racism. The boy who cried wolf. Maybe had they done some research before they made plans to go on a field trip there, they would have known. And her PROOF was not proof. Nice try though. Crying foul for no fuckin reason. Shes black and blacks think the world is out to get them constantly. Thinks ”I’ll take a picture of black kids eating their lunch on the stairs and make up a fuckin bunk ass story about racism and the ratchet brigade will blindly follow along and believe me.” And that’s exactly what happened. No one questioned her because every single person that commented on her BS story was black. And duh, RACISM. EVERY story of racism is real..duh.

        Oh and PS. You can still be ratchet as fuck, and have a job. What you think shes better than someone because she has a job and sends her kid to “private” school? Lmfao. Get a life you dumb twat waffle. Go cry racism some more. You make me sick.

    • Jimmy Booms
      January 22, 2019 at 10:42 am

      Calling her a Jigaboo makes you no better than them and let’s minorities think that all of us white people are racist idiots like you. Your comment doesn’t help anything it puts gas on a fire and makes Turtleboy look racist which is what the minorities think anyways. Call her ratchet cuz she is but that’s good enuff I think

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