Turtleboy Investigates

Exposing Landon Steele Part 2: Padded Clothing, Fake Blood, Serial Spanking 

 

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In Part 1 of this series we discussed Landon Steele’s trip to Haiti, and how he defrauded and stole from the organization he was working for. Landon is now threatening lawsuits, and making up lies about me because he knows I’ve got him pegged. In Part 2, which you can read by clicking here, we delve more into what it’s like to live with a lunatic like this after interviewing one of his victims.

 

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47 Comment(s)
  • Judge dread
    December 5, 2019 at 6:42 pm

    This dude is such a piece of shit and a narcissist and sycophant that I’m sure if one digs deep into his Facebook posts they’ll find a picture of him in his class a uniform when he was active.

    I bet $1 he doesn’t have a Combat Infantryman Badge on his blazer. Cuz that’s the kinda POS he is. He’s like so close to stolen valor and he preys on women with kids who are disabled-

    the judge wants this dude exported to my partners in Oakland. They will connect his frail body to some muscle cars with chains, and dragged around while the cars side show burnouts in the ghetto. A fag drag if u will. Then dump him in the shark infested waters of the San Fran / Alameda bay.

    • Grittygrunt
      December 9, 2019 at 3:58 pm

      Of course this POG doesn’t have a CIB. He’s a POG. But he also doesn’t have a CAB or CMB, meaning he never saw combat. Never fired his weapon. Never was shot at. Period.

      You know if this fag had a CMB as a medic he would have that shit tatted all over him. Which he doesn’t. Dead giveaway.

  • Les Grossman
    December 5, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    Great expose TB. Bravo.

    Can’t wait for part 3. This guy is the worst and you fucked up his shit!

    • Gulfstream V
      December 5, 2019 at 5:54 pm

      Diet Coke!

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 5, 2019 at 11:30 am

    What kind of FAGGOT wears multiple layers of clothes to look thicc. Hopefully this cocksucker decorates his vest with his own blood. Blood from his skull after he blows his brains out with one of the guns he ruined by painting it like a homo

  • Diego
    December 5, 2019 at 11:02 am

    Besides the fact this guy is an absolute whacked mother fucker, keep in mind Leigha is an opportunity. this guy must have access to something she feels will benefit her in the long run. Maybe he’s got connections in the K9 world that will help her out? , Maybe in the security business that will help her out? She knows he’s a complete wack job but she’s willing to take the chance if it will advance her somehow. That’s the only reason she’s in this. For as much as a whack job he is she is the polar opposite in a smart and cunning. The story of both of these two is not done yet

    • Diego
      December 5, 2019 at 1:05 pm

      Bro, the kid has zero experience in the K9 world and knows no one. I doubt he could offer her a fucking McMuffin sandwich and a small coffee.

  • yuck
    December 5, 2019 at 7:27 am

    Haitian strip club umm sounds like a nightmare. Nothing like pics of Haitian prostitutes with vibrators stuck in their ass to make your girl all Jelly! Drugs are cheap and plentiful in Haiti and so are aids infected prostitutes. Complete alcoholic, dumpster diving, shit bum.

    “boyfriend” passed out on the floor pissing his pants at night, hiding beard oil and beer cans around the house. Now I understand how the Clintons, Warrens and Short Devals of the world get elected. Dukakis, Kerry 2020!!

    • Cyril Figgus - ISIS Comptroller
      December 5, 2019 at 8:24 am

      Spot on! They don’t call it a “Third World Shithole” for nothing.

  • Remington Steele
    December 5, 2019 at 6:27 am

    A match made in heaven, her with her toughness and him with his good looks. Try not to Puke. Padded clothing Gaaay as hell.

  • Hugh Mungous
    December 5, 2019 at 6:09 am

    I served as a 68 W in Iraq and Afghanistan. Iraq was just hot as balls so I dealt with heat casualties and the usual sniffle stuff that goes with being in an Army engineer unit. Afghanistan was different for me, I served with an RCP. Two weeks in country my vehicle hit an IED and the shit only picked up from there. If I was working on a patient and some dickhead started taking pictures I would’ve beat the piss out of em. This fucking poseur is as fake as they come. Just watch your back uncle, it’s pussies like this who always go for payback once the gig is up.

  • P. Niss
    December 5, 2019 at 3:12 am

    Why is the patch an East India Company patch?

    It’s quite clearly paint. Blood dyes and soaks into fabric. It stains. Blood doesn’t sit on the surface of the fabric like that. But paint does! This is the freaking internet! This is why you don’t pull this shit. The internet is a really good bullshit detector because a bunch of random people know random things like this.

    Genduso and Landon are perfect for each other. They’re the same person in different bodies. Blank their names and genders out and I can’t tell the difference.

  • On your side
    December 5, 2019 at 1:27 am

    He only specifically claims the blood on his pants to be real if you follow that specific ramblin’ ass post. As stupid as that vest is and as insane as it may be to think that type of paint job is appropriate aside, if he posted pics with the vest prior i think hes proficient enough in his schemeing to know he cant claim the vest to be real. Its a small detail but TB is TB for knowing which cards can be played and shouldnt give them the oppurtunity to point to any innacurate claim at all if he wants to continue to fight more wildly innaccurate yet more serious accusations.

    • On your side
      December 5, 2019 at 1:31 am

      **Cant claim the vest blood to be real**

  • My take, etc. Pt 2
    December 5, 2019 at 1:17 am

    Wowwee, Landon’s story keeps getting more and more fucky.
    I get that LG is a train wreck in her own right but, even at that, how TF did she end up with this poser boy bag o’ stench?
    At least LG has some good looks. This guy looks like he gives blowies on the regular for rock.
    Fraud is about the most apt description for this guy.
    I have to say that I share the opinion that he might not have deployed, at least not anywhere with regular episodes of hostile activity going on around him. I’m guessing full on REMF, making a fobbit look like SF in comparison.
    Air Force? Yeah, a crisis for him was the satellite TV reception getting spotty.

  • Uncle kraft
    December 5, 2019 at 12:50 am

    Me and Bill Clinton had our choice of kids to diddle in Haiti. I thought you liked pedojew’s TB.

  • ChipChipperson
    December 4, 2019 at 11:37 pm

    Man if there’d been Facebook back in my service days my wall would be all gook ear necklaces and sobbing preteen girls

    • Yea too bad you lost
      December 5, 2019 at 12:52 am

      Ho Chi Minh studied at Harvard to bring independence to his country from terrorists,God bless that guy.

      • Too bad you are a faggot
        December 5, 2019 at 8:13 am

        That little gook was in Paris, not Boston you faggot. Please cut your wrists, remember to do it the long way and not just across.

        • Derp
          December 5, 2019 at 8:30 am

          Wrong! Ho Chi Minh actually worked at the Omni Parker house in Boston. Really easy to find that info.

        • Ho chi minh
          December 5, 2019 at 2:01 pm

          I was Boston strong before Remy.

      • Massholio
        December 5, 2019 at 8:48 am

        Ho was a waiter at the Parker House.

  • Bowel mask
    December 4, 2019 at 11:03 pm

    Crap a heap on his mom’s mug.

    • Congratulations
      December 5, 2019 at 8:27 am

      Of all the people who comment here you’re the sickest. The guy who praises killing.cops and soldiers is a huge piece of shit but you’re the sickest

      • Makin' browneez n tootsee rollz
        December 6, 2019 at 1:37 am

        That is pretty sick.
        She shouldn’t be subjected to anything worse than a carefully laid Cleveland Steamer from her wrinkled cleavage to her chin.
        Mustn’t spoil her make up and hair. That would be simply barbaric!

  • Ring ring Genduso
    December 4, 2019 at 9:47 pm

    I’ve been calling that bitch every day. not getting thru now. Did she change her cell number? Hmmmm.

  • Mrboogersugar
    December 4, 2019 at 9:47 pm

    Padding your clothing is psycho; as is routinely cutting the course in a road race. This guy is Maude the Fraud reincarnated as an Alpha Douche.

  • Jefe
    December 4, 2019 at 9:42 pm

    Guy has an ass like a fat chick in the pic with Leigha’s dog Fucking paper towels stuffed in his pants. Look at his arms. The forearms are twigs, and the part covered by his gay shirt is all bulgy, but not in a good way.
    He’s prob drilling Leigha hard in the corn hole nightly. Risteen told me she loves it hard and dirty. That guy will tell you anything about her. Claims she is savage in the bedroom.
    I can see Landon going full ‘tard and snuffing her out , and then, turning the barrel on himself.

  • Fobbit
    December 4, 2019 at 9:12 pm

    Apparently he was an Queer Force security forces POG. Then he joined the nasty girls and became a medic. Probably never deployed. POG ass POG.

  • jon
    December 4, 2019 at 8:50 pm

    as a friend of the blog tb leave this guy alone are your trying to expose crazy vets my dad is one like union guy vietnam fuck you up. idk they all got issues. i seen kirk minihane producer expose that nfl reporter dude i hope you aint following that big steve shit… nothing came

  • Said Everyone
    December 4, 2019 at 8:39 pm

    Strange Dude

  • Norris
    December 4, 2019 at 7:38 pm

    Yeah I was wondering WTF was up with the fake blood on his clothes in a supposed ‘rescue’ scenario. What a goddamn weirdo!

  • ncfoothillbilly
    December 4, 2019 at 7:34 pm

    “…because he knows I’ve got him pegged.” From the direction this story is going it appears that may be quite possible. Who sends their ‘GF’ pics of whore with a dildo stuck up their bum?

  • Still not a POG
    December 4, 2019 at 7:08 pm

    He’s just a POG trying to Live.

  • Randy Price
    December 4, 2019 at 6:58 pm

    TB
    Let’s get down to brass tacks Here if you weren’t fired for harassing multiple women on the job
    Then why don’t you explain why you were fired from a half assed teaching position that paid Shit
    Let’s explore your background a bit shall we?
    Or do you not have the balls for that tough guy?

    • Randy Price’s Wife's ManFriend
      December 4, 2019 at 7:05 pm

      You can buy a copy of ‘I Am Turtleboy’ to learn what you’re after. Than you can kindly go fuck yourself..

    • #MeToo
      December 4, 2019 at 9:58 pm

      I love when people come on here thinking they are the first ones to discover his identity, or think they are exposing all this dirt about his past LMAO

    • Randy Price's Sub 70 IQ
      December 4, 2019 at 10:07 pm

      HOLY SHIT you are a fucking imbecile. Obviously you don’t follow the blog, watch any of the live shows or aren’t smart enough to do your own research. If you were, you’d know exactly what happened and why he was fired. He’s only gone over it, oh I don’t know, like 1000 fucking times. Do your homework before you open your ball washer……CLOWN!!

      • Uncle diddler TB
        December 5, 2019 at 12:56 am

        Thank goodness he was a danger to children and not bright enough to be a teacher. Justice was served he looks like a diddler.

    • AJ Alphonse
      December 4, 2019 at 10:09 pm

      Wow, a man that pads his clothing. It kinda takes away from the image he’s trying to pull off.

    • Jefe
      December 4, 2019 at 10:12 pm

      Landon,
      You’re a fag. Stfu, get some help and stop pretending to be a tough guy. Pissing yourself like an infant? Haha. What a derelict.
      “The lawyer is taking care of it.” Ok, Landon. You need to have cash to hire an attorney. You don’t even have a dime to rub on Leigha’s roast beef beaten up clit, nevermind a few grand to toss at a lawyer.

  • Judge dread
    December 4, 2019 at 6:54 pm

    Omg he’s wearing a hoodie hat says “sheep dog”. This dude reminds me of George Zimmerman back in 2012 when he killed “Obama’s son” down in fucked up Florida.

    Assholes like this think everyone is ducking defenseless and hey have to be a sheep dog to protect everyone. No asshole, that’s what the police are for.

    I bet he took the NYPD police exam or BPD police exam and failed miserably. Someone get his DD214, bet he got a general discharge or worse.

    what’s up with all the blood red paint job ps on his guns?

  • Chester Atkins
    December 4, 2019 at 6:52 pm

    I’d like to fuck Genduso up the poop shoot after the state police colonel is done

    • Landon Girly Man Wrists
      December 4, 2019 at 7:56 pm

      If you do that you expose yourself to various venereal
      diseases plus 100s of mens oozing cum dripping out

  • Landon Fagboy
    December 4, 2019 at 6:51 pm

    Landon Steele is a homo pog

  • Signor sanchez
    December 4, 2019 at 6:49 pm

    TB you’re making a mistake fucking with this guy
    He’s unstable
    You could find him coming thru your bedroom window some night Rambo style

    Agahahaha

  • L. Genduso
    December 4, 2019 at 6:14 pm

    If you refer to my Word Press, you’ll learn that I LOVE crazed alcoholics! Brings me back to my days in Edgemere.

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