Turtleboy Investigates

Exposing Landon Steele Part 5: Seeking Out The Media By Pretending To Be Suicidal, Lying About Somali Pirates And Service In Tikrit


Landon Steele has been referred to as a “Kardashian vet” due to his attention seeking behavior online. In Part 5 of this series we examine how he used this to his advantage in order to discredit anyone who questioned his service, and told many more lies about fighting Somali pirates, saving lives in Iraq, seeking out the media for attention, and turning a campaign to draw attention to suicide into a campaign to draw attention to him. Click here to read Part 5 on TB Daily News.


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40 Comment(s)
  • Landon Come Out of the Closet
    December 13, 2019 at 7:45 am

    Landon agreed to a bet to kiss other man on the mouth, what was the prize if he won? Who’s idea was that and was the handsies a freebie? Any man strait to his core would have refused the bet. I bet Landon is a closet gay using women for $$ and a floor to crash/piss on and a beard for his spec ops fake beard.

    Landon they’re playing your song, “do what you feel….. and hang out with all the boys”.

    December 13, 2019 at 5:37 am


  • Landon the Sociopath
    December 12, 2019 at 5:43 pm

    He’s back on Facebook! That didn’t fucking take long.

    • Jefe
      December 12, 2019 at 9:10 pm

      Troll the fuck out of him?

  • Amanda
    December 12, 2019 at 4:27 pm

    Can’t wait till the other girls chime in about his 4″ penis.

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 12, 2019 at 2:35 pm

    I like how this faggot uses beard filler on his shitty patchy scruff

  • Lipstickhippie
    Lipstick Hippie
    December 12, 2019 at 2:14 pm

    So this guy is collecting disability for PTSD based on lies? What a fucking joke. My father was in the First Marines during the Korean War and fought the Chinese Army in the Chosin Reservoir campaign. He spent a month in temperatures as low as 30° below without the proper gear. He told me stories of seeing his fellow soldiers blown apart by enemy fire and then making barricades with their frozen bodies. He lived through shit nobody should have to experience and returned to civilian life a changed man (not for the better). Back then it was called “battle fatigue” and it wasn’t recognized and treated like PTSD is today. I grew up with a father who had serious psychological issues due to war, and no way to treat them…but I was always proud of him for what he endured for our country. Landon Steele is committing the worst stolen valor I’ve ever seen, all because he has to have validation from others. He is an insult to those who have faithfully and honorably served our country, as well as to those who have lost a son/father/brother to war. He is a fucking piece of shit, and I hope the next time he puts a gun in his mouth he pulls the trigger.

    • Hugh Mungous
      December 12, 2019 at 5:46 pm

      Thank you for your fathers service and you for so eloquently explaining what he went through. I recommend the book Break Out by Martin Russ. A thorough explanation of the battle for the Chosin reservoir. Semper Fidelis

      • Lipstickhippie
        Lipstick Hippie
        December 12, 2019 at 10:23 pm

        I’ve read the book. Very difficult to get through at times, but it did give me a whole other level of respect for my father. Yes, he was messed up, but he earned it – unlike that pathetic attention whore Landon Steele. As my dad would have said, the best part of Landon ran down his mother’s leg. The man sure did have a way with words.

  • Who Flung Cum
    December 12, 2019 at 1:14 pm

    Bet this beta male feminist can’t even shoot ropes. Over/under how many times a day he’s beating off now that his life is crashing down? I’m going at least 6, probably over.

    • Jefe
      December 12, 2019 at 3:44 pm

      Your use name sounds like a dish from a Chinese restaurant. Solid.

  • Puzzled in Poughkeepsie
    December 12, 2019 at 12:51 pm

    Didn’t a fair few of the veterans he served with say he was a useless, lying waste of space that got sent home at a few times? How can this article say that the feedback from his fellow veterans was unequivocally honorable and distinguished?

    • Agreed in Amherst
      December 12, 2019 at 2:31 pm

      Nobody, really? Not a bad point.

    • Jefe
      December 12, 2019 at 3:39 pm

      Read it again. One man mentioned that had Landon not lied. – repeatedly – that his service would have been honorable enough. Meaning? There was no need to lie bc he had honor in what he did. BUT, that Landon’s lying, bullshitting, and mental weakness negates all of that.

      • Agreed in Amherst
        December 13, 2019 at 12:28 pm

        But weren’t there a few who said he wasn’t useful at all and had to be sent for re-cert, etc?

        • Huck Torres
          December 13, 2019 at 2:18 pm

          Well yea, that would mean the article saying all the feedback was good would then be false.

  • I been downhearted, baby
    December 12, 2019 at 12:49 pm

    He looks like he’s about about to start fellating that gun, or about to take a bite and swallow it. I mean, he did kiss the SHIT out of that jacked dude.

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 12, 2019 at 11:30 am

    Landon is definitely in the top 5 as far as faggots you have featured

    • G Ber
      December 12, 2019 at 12:18 pm

      My great great grandfather was a soldier in the civil war and he would’ve kicked this phony’s ass. Landon, STFU and go away you sorry piece of shit.

      • Doug
        December 12, 2019 at 5:44 pm

        Union or Reb?

  • Whacky Jacky
    December 12, 2019 at 10:49 am

    I don’t remember any special operators wearing aircraft headsets in the field. If you’re gonna fake it, get the right headset!

  • Judge dread
    December 12, 2019 at 9:50 am

    Bring him out back and beat him with a garden hose.

  • Permission to cum aboard, sir !!
    December 12, 2019 at 9:44 am

    Again, I have to ask “what’s with all the pictures ??”. I’m still tight with many of the guys I served with almost 25 years ago. We have many a dozen or so pictures of ourselves between us all. I know it’s a different age with iPhones and all, but who has fucking glamour shots taken with all your field gear and rifle and all that gay shit ? We used to make fun of the fucking boots who used to wear all their issues and gear , we laughed at the FNG’s and steal their stuff or tie it up in knots. But if someone else from outside our squad ever fucked with our new guy, we’d beat their fucking heads in.
    This guy’s a fag.

    • Landon's 403rd faggot brigade
      December 12, 2019 at 11:19 am

      I’m not even in the military and I was thinking the same damn thing, anyone who did serve must cringe at those over exaggerated photoshoots. and if was overseas right now, I would probably want to beat the fucking shit out of that faggot for posing in his gear and guns like it’s some fashion show.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    December 12, 2019 at 9:37 am

    This cunt is a massive wanker in every sense of the word.


  • Mom’s Basement
    December 12, 2019 at 8:31 am

    “… When I returned, there was dried cum all over my desk and other areas of the room…” My mom deserves the civilian version of whatever badge is awarded for experiencing that.

  • Hugh Mungous
    December 12, 2019 at 7:38 am

    Yikes, is there anything this fraud can’t do. I’m sure the kids would like you on their paintball team if you could get him to stop wanking it for a minute.Landon, choke on a Smith and Wesson.

  • Rubber gun squad
    December 12, 2019 at 6:59 am

    After reading this, I sincerely hope Landon does not have a LTC. If he does I hope the issuing authority will revoke any license he does have.

    This guy is dangerously unstable.

  • I Want To Be Leigha Steele Someday
    December 12, 2019 at 6:15 am

    So im dying to know where did the fake name steele come from ? When did he change it to sound macho ? Did i miss something ? God i fucking hate this man. Cant even read an article until my blood pressure meds kick in.

    • Jefe
      December 12, 2019 at 3:41 pm

      Same here. When did he change it?
      Also, where is Landon now? I can’t inagine that the dog armor company in CO still employs him. Can’t inagine Genduso is allowing him to crash at her place in Methuen either.

  • Cum Join Us Fighting Pirates
    December 12, 2019 at 6:10 am

    He was confused when they asked him to cum/come on their ship.

  • ChipChipperson
    December 12, 2019 at 3:12 am

    I bet all the Ukrainian sailors on whatever Maersk cargo ship Landon was assigned to really appreciated finding cumstains all over the boat.

    • Krunkle
      December 12, 2019 at 4:51 pm

      In Ukraine we have saying “best defense is Queer Faggot” pirate are masculine and scared of being captured by Queer with gun and handcuff. Yet gay securities always have each other backsides. Like other man he kiss on mouth a grope body with hands, excited like a Harvey Winestein at 15 year old cheerleader.

  • Happy Hanukkah lol
    December 12, 2019 at 12:40 am

    Thanks israel for 9/11 now take our dumb troops to invade countries that never attacked us. WMD=lie,when you want to serve America don’t join a Jewish/Nazi military. Now shoot yourselves.

  • Crystal Laviolette
    December 12, 2019 at 12:36 am

    Dolphin Flogger Steele. Lol

  • Southie Guy
    December 12, 2019 at 12:07 am

    wow what a total fucking faggot lol

  • Draco
    December 12, 2019 at 12:07 am

    • Brad
      December 12, 2019 at 12:35 am

      9/11 was an inside job

      • Adam Schiff
        December 12, 2019 at 12:37 am

    • Cruncher McNutt
      December 12, 2019 at 12:47 pm

      Some of the wildest dance moves ever done, right there. You wouldn’t BELIEVE the crazy legwork these guys can do, and how they know when a dance is coming – even before it happens.

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