Turtleboy Investigates

Exposing Vetbro Landon Steele Part 1: Haiti


Last week we published a blog about disgraced State Trooper Leigha Genduso’s new boyfriend Landon Steele, after he was accused by half a dozen women of emotional and physical abuses, financial manipulation, and dangerous behavior involving guns and alcohol around small children. For years Landon has been a hero of sorts in the military community and has built up a large following on social media. His online persona is the polar opposite of what these victims have alleged about him, which is why many have found our story hard to believe. Landon uses this to his advantage to prey on women, as almost all of his victims have communicated with him on Facebook. We are doing a multi-part series investigating Landon’s alleged service to see what is real and what isn’t. Click here to read Part 1 – Haiti.


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51 Comment(s)
  • Monster Kody
    June 4, 2020 at 6:23 pm

    Where is this fucktard now? he’s the number #1 poser and shit bag around. For those of us who have served in the military, we understand blood borne pathogens are dangerous and especially coming from an enemy combatant. This retard walks around with it on his gear like it’s a badge of honor. This guys brain is so twisted and convoluted he is a danger to himself and others. This is the kind of guy who never amounted to anything and therefore he has to project his insecurities onto others especially women. He drinks to numb the pain of having to be himself.

    December 4, 2019 at 5:24 pm

    Remington Steele, Christopher Steele, Landon Steele. All claim to be spies. The fictional one played by Pierce Brosnan is the only one who ever appears to have told the truth. Isn’t Haiti a child trafficking hub? Maybe that’s how he supports himself there.

  • My take, etc.
    December 4, 2019 at 12:57 am

    Everyone already commented on the ‘not blood’ painted on this twat’s chest rig like a bad 80’s graphic, so I’ll leave that alone.
    I’m also a vet, not a ditch doctor but still smart enough to know that when you’re in a place like Haiti, universal precautions are the order of the day.
    Fucking AIDS is rampant over there, WTAF? I’d be covered up, big time.
    I know they don’t have any HIPPA laws (hope I got the acronym right) but common decency still applies. Exploiting patients, especially little kids, is some ate up kind of shit.

    I have very few pics of my time in Iraq (unlike this guy with his portfolio going on), too busy doing what I was sent there to do which was far from safe though nothing special but if it didn’t get done, the mission fails.
    Like a lot of others, I don’t have much to say about it. If you weren’t there, you can’t appreciate the experience and if you were there, you already know how it is.
    The only time I push for someone to speak up is if they’re in crisis.
    22 a day is 22 too many. PTSD affects a lot of us, though you don’t see it unless you are dealing with it or you are some kind of clinician. “Not all wounds are visible.”
    Sorry for going off on a tangent.
    Fuck this grandstanding douche.

  • Cablguy
    December 3, 2019 at 7:20 pm

    Wait till a real vet sees this fucking poser maybe 1 will run into him in methuen at the fireside during the day where hes been posing fucking piece of shit all his ex girls seem they were pregnant were they his kids maybe he should be looked into for child support. He has claimed hes suicidal has his weapons been taking away and I would definitely throw 1 in his girl leigha

  • Money bags
    December 3, 2019 at 12:02 pm

    Landon steele? Sounds like a name out of an 80’s action movie… That can’t be his real name

  • Fake Blood
    December 3, 2019 at 11:14 am

    Even the fakest of fake blood would look better than that shit, it even stops at the edges of the pockets LMAO. looks like it’s nail polish or came printed like that

  • Elijah's final fart
    December 3, 2019 at 10:02 am

    TACTICAL IDENTIFICATION PATCHES Medic Patch – 8.5×3.0 – Gold Lettering – Black Backing – Hook Fabric
    search on Amazon, too funny

  • Metro West Guy
    December 3, 2019 at 9:59 am

    There’s two types of people; those who always make sure there’s a spotlight turned on them whenever they’re helping others, and those who help regardless of whether or not there’s an audience to throw them a bone. One is the embodiment of character and the other is an attention whore. Guess which of the two this guy is?

    • Leigha
      December 3, 2019 at 11:06 am

      He is a pipe layer

      • Bob
        December 5, 2019 at 3:03 am

        More like a pipe player.

  • Gunnery Sergeant Tom Highway
    December 3, 2019 at 9:42 am

    I been pumping pussy since Christ was a corporal. I can tell you, the best damned poontang I ever paid for was in Da Nang. The girls were checked out daily. And we got ourself laid in a safe, orderly, proficient, military manner. That is until some suckhead writes home mama and says he dipped his wick in the Republic of South Vietnam. Then the shit hits the fan. A committee of congressmen who asshole to asshole who couldn’t make a beer fart in a whirlwind, start telling your basic-ass-in-the-grass, Marine ” No more short time “. We responded in true Marine Corps fashion. We salute, do an about face, double time back to the boom-boom garbage dump where we get the clap, and the drip, and the crabs and a generally poor attitude towards the female of the species. War is hell, boy. That’s a fact!

  • Ace Rothstein
    December 3, 2019 at 9:25 am

    This guy is most definitely a chode, but he’s not nearly as hate-able as the ‘Abrams, Anselmo, Will Turdbite’ douchbag degenerate triumvirate .

  • AngryWhiteDad
    December 3, 2019 at 8:20 am

    You guys have been pumping out some great stories lately. Thank you for the hard work! I was getting a little worried about you there for a few weeks.

    BTW Who is the camera person? They mustn’t be someone on his Facebook. The plot thickens…

  • Waiting
    December 3, 2019 at 8:16 am

    The behaviour does seem exploitative of a tough situation. But it is the life he lived. Ill be staying tuned…hoping to see sources cited instead of the CNN claims of sources. So far from everything I’ve read in this article, I havent seen evidence. Just claims of you finding evidence.

    • To:Waiting
      December 3, 2019 at 9:03 am

      So you think taking photos with patients, then posting them on social media are acceptable actions?

      That alone would get him fired ASAP from any job in the US.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    December 3, 2019 at 8:01 am

    I’m staying out of this one. He’s a vet. Maybe he’s an abusive idiot but if women are fucking stupid enough to date an idiot then if they get punched around I couldn’t care less.

  • Jealous Johnny Direnzo
    December 3, 2019 at 7:36 am

    Its perfect, she is a whacker and he’s a POG hahaaaa..They can tell each other fake stories of when they were hero’s..and I know you too losers are reading this so just to be clear, that was sarcasm.. don’t go around telling each other ‘see they think we were hero’s!’ you never were or will be, your actually just trash, if you don’t already know that. TB keep it up! Fuck these two

  • Commander McBrag
    December 3, 2019 at 7:29 am

    Can’t wait to hear about his “combat mission” against unarmed American Indians at Standing Rock. Should be pics, too.

    • Landon McBrag
      December 3, 2019 at 7:47 am

      There I was surrounded by 100 armed men and I single handily beat them all.

  • London Chromed Iron
    December 3, 2019 at 6:54 am

    Blood patterns stop at the edge of the vest pouch flaps, interesting. Somebody get this guys DD214.

  • Landon loves the meatpole
    December 3, 2019 at 6:44 am

    fuck you Landon Steele you fucking REMF.
    You and that snitch pig whore will make a fine couple.
    Fifteen Army medics received the Medal of Honor during the Vietnam War, most posthumously. According to the website 1st Cav Medic, the Vietnam Veterans Memorial wall lists 2,096 Army medics and Navy corpsmen, our naval and Marine equivalent, who died or were missing in action.

  • hartf811
    Hart Ford
    December 3, 2019 at 6:43 am

    One of many ticking time bombs.

  • Hillbilly Hill
    December 2, 2019 at 9:58 pm

    I am sure this guy has a lot of f****’d up stories. Creepy and debauched.

    • The Big Real
      December 2, 2019 at 10:42 pm

      It goes a little something like this
      “those who saw the most, say the least”.

      • stolen valor
        December 2, 2019 at 11:00 pm

        John McCain is a liar then.

  • Mrboogersugar
    December 2, 2019 at 9:47 pm

    I’m getting a real Maude the Fraud vibe with this guy. I’d love to send those two to a third world country without their iPhones and see what happens.

    • MaudetheManfraud
      December 2, 2019 at 10:36 pm

      100% AGREE.

  • DD214
    December 2, 2019 at 9:46 pm

    He certainly has gotten his money’s worth out of that medic vest. There should be requirements for people to purchase things Luke that. He bought that online and has had a ton of pictures taken with it. I bet he has more pictures taken with it before he’s done playing hero

  • Not a POG
    December 2, 2019 at 9:37 pm

    He is just doing what POGS do!!!

  • Daniel Sullivan
    Sprinkle Pig
    December 2, 2019 at 9:35 pm

    Holy shit. Capt Humble Brag! This guy is a fucking douche bag. No one hates this kind of Vet more than Vets. Fuck I hate this guy. Any veteran who talks the away he does has never really seen shit or actually done anything serious. Because I fucking promise you if he has he would know it’s not something you want to discuss or glamorize. Fuck him fuck him so much!!!

  • He Has A Cartoon Name
    December 2, 2019 at 9:34 pm

    That is the worst special effects blood I’ve ever seen. Anyone that’s been exposed to other people’s blood knows that you can spread infectious diseases to yourself your coworkers and those you are treating by not cleaning or disposing of contaminated equipment. He is either a pathological liar or dumb as shit. Either way he has someone foolish enough to take pictures of him and help him with his nonsense

  • Uncles sheeple
    December 2, 2019 at 9:30 pm

    “If Landon wanted to help people in need, that would be a noble venture. But his constant virtue signaling for likes on social media cheapens whatever positive impact he had there, and brings his motives into question.”
    You literally couldnt be more of a hypocrite if you tried.

  • Truth Always Comes Out
    December 2, 2019 at 9:25 pm

    He reminds me of a former cop who was found to be a former drug dealer. This cop also had lots of news articles and social media posts about how wonderful and brave they were. Only problem was there was no fact checking and an overzealous police management looking to improve their image and show how diverse they were.
    Turns out it was all a lie and very embarrassing

  • Real_Finn
    December 2, 2019 at 9:21 pm

    He managed to violate almost every HIPAA violation with his self-serving, sanctimonious posts. What a fucking tool.

    Stick to gay porn – you’ll make a fortune.

    Get Fucked,

    • Spic Tormentor
      December 3, 2019 at 10:14 am

      Landon Steele is 100% a gay porn star name.

  • Boaty Macboatface
    December 2, 2019 at 9:20 pm

    Ok. I was a Medic for 4 tours of duty in Iraq and many more around the world. I wouldn’t even fathom exploiting the wounded or needy by taking pictures of them. The pic of the blood on the mesic best is as fake as he is. This guy needs help, and fast. I’ve been in the worst situations you can imagine, I’ve seen the worst that humanity has to offer. Not even fucking once…have I tried to capitalize off it. My wife helped me through some very difficult times, that I couldn’t even accurately describe to her. I can’t even believe I went through myself. I’ve had days working in the same blood soaked desert camo uniforms. Not because I wanted to, because I was forced to. Not fucking once, not even fucking once would I think about taking a picture of myself in that situation. Something is seriously wrong with this guy. Just my two cents…from a combat medic

    • Said Everyone
      December 2, 2019 at 9:27 pm

      Well said Boaty and thanks for what you have done and continue to do.

      • Boaty Macboatface
        December 2, 2019 at 9:43 pm

        Thanks. People like this piss me off. A true military professional stays quiet, acts quiet. This guy is looking for a Payday…as in cash. My Payday was arriving back in the USA in one piece. I stay in contact with all my fellow medics that I’ve served with, because we were brothers and sisters in a situation that truly sucked. I’ve had people literally die in my arms, or while holding their hands. This piece of shit is trying to capitalize on other people’s suffering. And that pisses me off. This guy is no medic, and no soldier. Expose him for the piece of shit he is!!!!

    • Now that's a real story
      December 2, 2019 at 9:36 pm

      Thanks for your service Boaty. Oh and thank your wife for me too people undervalue the support and sacrifice the families make sometimes. Not that you do but people who don’t know how it is.

      • Boaty Macboatface
        December 2, 2019 at 9:52 pm

        Saw his pictures, and immediately thought “fraud”. No military professional would post pictures like this. My wife is the fucking bomb, most women would have beat feet fast with my wartime history. Not only did she stay, she listened. Shes been incredible. I showed her the story….even she said…this guy is fake

        • Grammie
          December 3, 2019 at 1:48 pm

          Very well said, Boaty,
          thanks for your input.
          Job well done.

    • Christopher Lettiere
      December 3, 2019 at 10:14 am

      Thank you for your service!

  • This Is Sickening
    December 2, 2019 at 9:18 pm

    The photos speak for themselves When I say that I mean nobody in that position should be having pictures taken with the people they are supposed to be helping. I hope this is a misunderstanding but it appears to be exploiting people for his own self gain. What’s happening is a discredit to those who put others above themselves

  • whatevuh
    December 2, 2019 at 9:15 pm

    oh good another multi-part series to bore us all to death

  • Just sayin
    December 2, 2019 at 9:15 pm

    I took the bait and clicked….then Immediately had to close it down after just reading the title…..CELEBRITY??? How the fuck is this guy a celebrity? No one heard about him until you wrote about him last week and nobody cared about him last week or tonight. This guy ain’t worth it and unless the state trooper lady posts some noodz, we don’t care about here no more either.

    • ‘Just Sayin’ Sits When He/She/It Pees
      December 2, 2019 at 10:31 pm

      Celebrity among active-duty soldiers & veterans. Judging by your demeanor, I assume you’re neither of these things. Thank god because this great nation doesn’t need pussies like you for service & protection.

      • You have to be one of the dumbest people walking on two feet
        December 3, 2019 at 8:23 am

        You say this guy is a celebrity with vets, yet every vet that posted here says vets shouldn’t talk about their exploits and this guy is a fucking loser. Anyone that follows him therefor is a fucking loser. You must be one of those don’t ask don’t tell faggots that follows loud mouth lying medics. Go suck another black snake you pillow biter.

  • Unmasking a virtue signaling predator
    December 2, 2019 at 9:13 pm

    Great expose unc. Can’t waite for the rest.

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 2, 2019 at 9:04 pm

    The blood on his gay little medic vest from amazon doesn’t even look close to real.

    This faggot just likes to play dress up

    • Van GohGo
      December 3, 2019 at 6:46 am

      Bright red like high gloss enamel paint, just say’n I know my paints.

    • Rochambeau
      December 3, 2019 at 9:50 am

      Medics train with fake wounds and fake blood. The military has sets of various strap-on wounds, glue, fake blood & blood bags ( for arterial spurting) The Army sometimes contracts Hollywood make-up artists to make realistic looking traumatic injuries. It’s all called moulage. Blood dries to dark brown. The ‘dried blood’ in one pic is still bright red. That’s dye, not blood. Medics encounter stored moulage kits from time to time. The professional grade moulage blood washes out with soap, water and some scrubbing.

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