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This is CT State Rep Angel Arce from Hartford:
And he’s in a world of #MeToo shit right now, because this 57 year old, who looks like he’s some sort of character that Jim Henson created, was revealed to have been sending creeptacular messages to a 16 year old in 2015. The girl is now 18 and decided to celebrate her womanhood by putting this skeeveball on blast……
The Hartford Courant published a series of texts the 57-year-old Hartford Democrat allegedly sent to the teen in 2015. They included:
- “good night love and sweet dreams and thank you for coming into my life.”
- “Really hun trust I think we going to keep a lot of secrets between us”
- “I wish you were living in Hartford. We be hanging out all the times”
- “You so beautiful and gorgeous”
- “Hope you know how to keep things to yourself when we conversate”
- “I’m going to help your mom get that job in Hartford.”
Oh yea, that was smart. Because if there’s one thing that 16 year old girls are good at, it’s keeping secrets about weirdo friends of their mothers who are trying to get in their pants. How do you get to this point? How do you become so naive that you truly believe a 16 year old girl would look at Eyebrows McShady over here, and say to herself, “Ya know what, I’d like to toss around his spam javelin for a while, followed by some cuddling”?
There’s nothing about this man that oozes sex appeal. At least Carlos Danger was young and had a full head of hair. This guy has literally never turned on a woman his entire life.
This happened on Wednesday. Today is Monday and he somehow still has a job. Seriously, how is this not an instant resign? Dude, you’re fucked. Give it up.
You’re not even denying it. There’s literally no way out of it. You’re a democrat and the entire democratic held house, along with the democratic governor, have urged you to resign. There’s no coming back from that. Why would you even wanna go into work? How tone deaf do you have to be to think that every single person you encounter at the Statehouse isn’t looking at you like the guy they need to keep away from their daughters? I know, I know. You had a good thing going. You got a job right near home, collecting a comfortable salary with a nice pension. You were an entrenched politician who had no chance of ever losing reelection. Life was good.
Then you started telling a child that “We be hanging out all the times.” Game over.