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The other day we once again exposed this fake Patriots ticket giveaway on a Facebook page called New England Patriots Nation, which was pretending to be some sort of official Pats fan page. The scam is simple – they pretend to give away really expensive tickets, as well as gift cards and drink packages, by having a raffle. You get tickets in this raffle if you tag people, more tickets if you share it, and even more tickets if you buy one of their crappy $20 Patriots t-shirts. Except they would have no way to know who shared their posts, and the whole thing was just a gimmick to get you to buy t-shirts.
Well, we encouraged turtle riders to report the site for fraud and by the end of the day it was gone completely from Facebook. Then this guy showed up on our Facebook page:
Oh man, I feel dumb now. Fernando Santos was given $2,000 ticket packages by….someone….because they couldn’t go to the game, and then Ferendo acted as the ticket broker who “recouped the face value” for the people who couldn’t make the game. Sure, that makes no sense whatsoever, and the ticket owners could just sell them online, but instead they went to Fernando the ratchet slum boy from Sao Paulo.
I have no idea if this is really the kid who runs the page, but he quickly made his way over to us after we went hard at that page all day. Either way, this is what we do at Turtleboy – we expose scams and get them shut down. So for all you idiots that bought a t-shirt so you could get extra tickets in a non-existent raffle, make sure you’re following Turtleboy in the future so you don’t get scammed again.
Wait…so now Mr. Free Speech LIKES Facebook shutting people down?
Randalllllll, how many times do we have to tell you?! Shut your cum-catcher!
You have the worst takes!
Go play in traffic.
Fuck you, Portuguese speaking subhuman parasite. How about we bitch slap you and shake you down for all the free shit you and your pigfaced family got for free from our country? Better shut your fucking savage mouth before your jaw gets wired shut.
i think i saw him selling t shirts to the caravan. he looked like he fit right in.
He should apply for an intern position with the Massachusetts State Senate.
He’ll be living in Framingham or Somerville and holding a snow shovel or a paintbrush by year’s end if anyone wants to find him.
I guess the think look is big in Brazil.
Fernando can sit at home during the National Anthem with his favorite nigaaah Kareem Hunt.
Smh. I thought the dog face filter was for the female version of ratchets. I guess Fernando never got the memo. Or maybe he identifies………
Yup, this kid is a shitstain… But you can bet your ass someone bigger is behind this little like. Go back to fucking Brazil you Shitbag. This is yet another reason we need a fucking wall.
I’m beginning to thing booger piercings are a great warning sign.