Failed Actress Huffington Post “NFL Analyst” Tweets At All 31 NFL Teams That Tom Brady Was Cheating By Wearing Wet Suit Under Uniform During Jets Beatdown
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Barbara Bruno is a self described NFL Commentator/Analyst who writes for the Huffington Post. And she is NOT happy about Tom Brady, who she alleged cheated in order to win a blowout of the craptacular Jets in the final game of the regular season:
Involution. Serious stuff:
Barbara Bruno of the Huffington post is claiming that Tom Brady cheated today by breaking the uniform code. Tom Brady wore a wet suit like he has done in the past to stay warm in the sub-zero temperatures today in Foxborough. This is not a rule violation nor did Brady try to hide it.
So even though this wasn’t even remotely close to being considered a rule violation, and has been done several times before, it didn’t stop Captain Becky from tweeting at every single NFL team, and anyone else who was interested in her breaking story, throughout the game:
I’m sure the Arizona Cardinals stopped what they were doing to listen to this hen from the Huffington Post clucking away on the Twitter machine.
According to her Huffington Post bio, Barbara Bruno is a “former dancer” who knows sports so well that she used to sell her picks of the week on a site she ran. And after she concurred that industry she moved on to working for the slave labor machine known as Bleacher Report:
As you can see she proudly boasts about her acting career, which included an appearance as an extra in Law and Order, a show that’s been on for a thousand years, and pretty much everyone has been an extra on at one point. Nevertheless this qualifies her for an IMBD page apparently:
Great Scott, it’s Carol Brady’s evil twin!!
She’s a huge sportball fan, which is why she writes hard hitting pieces about the dangers of Viagra commercials during NFL games:
And just like 99.9% of Tom Brady butthurts, she’s still riding Peyton Manning’s jockstrap and can’t get over the fact that he’s simply not in the same conversation as the GOAT:
She frequently live tweets during games to her 300 followers, who just wait for her plethora of hot takes. Like when she predicted Brady would quarterback sneak against the Steelers in the 2015 home opener:
Things don’t always go as Babs planned:
And she’s a natural butthurt, who can’t stand the fact that the Patriots follow the rules when they are legal:
If you recall after that game Steelers coach Mike Tomlin whined about interference with his headsets in a game the Pats won by a touchdown. Naturally this was cheating too:
And remember the woman beater Greg Hardy? He had his six game suspension reduced before Brady had served his, and this of course led her to believe that it was by design…..
Ya got that? They gave a woman beater less games because the league was planning on reducing Brady’s suspension too. Because Roger Goodell has clearly shown the world his anti-Patriots bias by suspending the greatest and most marketable player of all time because science made balls lose some PSI in a 45-7 blowout.
When “deflategate” happened she nearly lost her mind. She thought the Pats shouldn’t have even been allowed to play in the Super Bowl:
Because only the Patriots had deflated balls, and all the Colts balls were legit:
Except only 4 of 12 Colts balls were measured, and three of them were below the acceptable amount.
Nevertheless, this was cheating:
Oh yea, she LOVES sports.
Naturally the only reason Brady was allowed to play and beat the Seahawks that year was because he was so rich he could pay someone to take the fall for him:
She also really hated the “Brady Six” documentary, about the quarterbacks that were foolishly drafted ahead of the GOAT:
And we’re incredibly lucky because teams in our division suck:
The best part is how she really felt like she got the big scoop. Like this story would spread like wildfire. Which is why she begged so many teams and talking heads to share it on social media.
Epic fail SVU.
So yea, if you don’t like Turtleboy, your alternative is the Huffington Post. Have fun over there where IMDB rejects like Babs Bruno will give you hot takes like this. Meanwhile we’ll be over here breaking real news and cheering on the Patriots as they follow the rules and add onto the greatest dynasty of all time in sports.