Failed Actress Huffington Post “NFL Analyst” Tweets At All 31 NFL Teams That Tom Brady Was Cheating By Wearing Wet Suit Under Uniform During Jets Beatdown

Failed Actress Huffington Post “NFL Analyst” Tweets At All 31 NFL Teams That Tom Brady Was Cheating By Wearing Wet Suit Under Uniform During Jets Beatdown

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Barbara Bruno is a self described NFL Commentator/Analyst who writes for the Huffington Post. And she is NOT happy about Tom Brady, who she alleged cheated in order to win a blowout of the craptacular Jets in the final game of the regular season:

Involution. Serious stuff:

Barbara Bruno of the Huffington post is claiming that Tom Brady cheated today by breaking the uniform code. Tom Brady wore a wet suit like he has done in the past to stay warm in the sub-zero temperatures today in Foxborough. This is not a rule violation nor did Brady try to hide it. 

So even though this wasn’t even remotely close to being considered a rule violation, and has been done several times before, it didn’t stop Captain Becky from tweeting at every single NFL team, and anyone else who was interested in her breaking story, throughout the game:

I’m sure the Arizona Cardinals stopped what they were doing to listen to this hen from the Huffington Post clucking away on the Twitter machine.

According to her Huffington Post bio, Barbara Bruno is a “former dancer” who knows sports so well that she used to sell her picks of the week on a site she ran. And after she concurred that industry she moved on to working for the slave labor machine known as Bleacher Report:

As you can see she proudly boasts about her acting career, which included an appearance as an extra in Law and Order, a show that’s been on for a thousand years, and pretty much everyone has been an extra on at one point. Nevertheless this qualifies her for an IMBD page apparently:

Great Scott, it’s Carol Brady’s evil twin!!

She’s a huge sportball fan, which is why she writes hard hitting pieces about the dangers of Viagra commercials during NFL games:

And just like 99.9% of Tom Brady butthurts, she’s still riding Peyton Manning’s jockstrap and can’t get over the fact that he’s simply not in the same conversation as the GOAT:

She frequently live tweets during games to her 300 followers, who just wait for her plethora of hot takes. Like when she predicted Brady would quarterback sneak against the Steelers in the 2015 home opener:

Things don’t always go as Babs planned:

And she’s a natural butthurt, who can’t stand the fact that the Patriots follow the rules when they are legal:

If you recall after that game Steelers coach Mike Tomlin whined about interference with his headsets in a game the Pats won by a touchdown. Naturally this was cheating too:

And remember the woman beater Greg Hardy? He had his six game suspension reduced before Brady had served his, and this of course led her to believe that it was by design…..

Ya got that? They gave a woman beater less games because the league was planning on reducing Brady’s suspension too. Because Roger Goodell has clearly shown the world his anti-Patriots bias by suspending the greatest and most marketable player of all time because science made balls lose some PSI in a 45-7 blowout.

When “deflategate” happened she nearly lost her mind. She thought the Pats shouldn’t have even been allowed to play in the Super Bowl:

Because only the Patriots had deflated balls, and all the Colts balls were legit:

Except only 4 of 12 Colts balls were measured, and three of them were below the acceptable amount.


Nevertheless, this was cheating:

Oh yea, she LOVES sports.

Naturally the only reason Brady was allowed to play and beat the Seahawks that year was because he was so rich he could pay someone to take the fall for him:

She also really hated the “Brady Six” documentary, about the quarterbacks that were foolishly drafted ahead of the GOAT:

And we’re incredibly lucky because teams in our division suck:

The best part is how she really felt like she got the big scoop. Like this story would spread like wildfire. Which is why she begged so many teams and talking heads to share it on social media.

Epic fail SVU.

So yea, if you don’t like Turtleboy, your alternative is the Huffington Post. Have fun over there where IMDB rejects like Babs Bruno will give you hot takes like this. Meanwhile we’ll be over here breaking real news and cheering on the Patriots as they follow the rules and add onto the greatest dynasty of all time in sports.

18 Comment(s)
  • Sheik Yerbouti
    January 3, 2018 at 12:09 pm

    You infidel scum are unable to keep your women trained. This one’s face would be ejaculation target practice for livestock.

  • Independent Thinker
    January 2, 2018 at 11:58 am

    There seems to be a lot of jealousy directed towards Tom Brady, mainly because he can speak in complete sentences and he respects the flag during the National Anthem.

  • Dave Lind
    January 2, 2018 at 10:35 am

    SECTION 4 EQUIPMENT, UNIFORMS, PLAYER APPEARANCE ARTICLE 1. GENERAL POLICY. Throughout the game-day period while in view of the stadium and television audience, including during team pregame warm-ups, all players must dress in a professional manner under the uniform standards. The helmet and mandatory padding referenced in Article 3 below are intended to provide reasonable protection to a player while reasonably avoiding risk of injury to other players. The development of Playing Rules should be governed by this Article. Players generally must present an appearance that is appropriate to representing their individual clubs and the National Football League. The term uniform, as used in this policy, applies to every piece of equipment worn by a player, including helmet, shoulder pads, thigh pads, knee pads, and any other item of protective gear, and to every visible item of apparel, including but not limited to pants, jerseys, wristbands, gloves, stockings, shoes, visible undergarments, and accessories such as headwear worn under helmets and hand towels. All visible items worn on game day by players must be issued by the club or the League, or, if from outside sources, must have approval in advance by the League office. What a cunt

  • John Wypyszinski
    Herr Doktor
    January 2, 2018 at 8:22 am

    Going to the Huffington Post for sports is like going to The Onion for news. This idiot needs to stick to being a washed up actress. Babs, baby go back to the children’s table, grown ups are talking. You know NOTHING about football obviously, find something you’re really good at and pursue that- the acting thing and the sports analyst gigs aren’t working for you. Might I suggest something in the custodial arts, ask Carl about it; or perhaps tour guide at Universal Studios, I hear Babs Jansen is finally retiring you could slide right into her spot. Just GO AWAY, PLEASE!

  • Stunt Penis
    January 2, 2018 at 7:44 am

    Bitter lesbian.

  • Vicxh
    January 2, 2018 at 6:07 am

    I would give Barbara a wetsuit so she can swim to a deserted island and remain there.

  • Dick Dover
    January 2, 2018 at 12:30 am

    The patriots are the biggest cheats in the nfl.
    The nation is quickly learning to have nothing to do with the trash in New England

    • JoeMomma
      January 2, 2018 at 7:26 am

      Dick….if you ever get to the 7th grade you will find out cold air causes air to contract and warm air causes it to expand.

  • juror seven esq.
    January 1, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    So what is the last sentence in Section 4 of Article 1? Of the uniform code. This old biddy understands that Joe Namath wore pantyhose under his uniform on cold game days. What does she know about the code red?

  • citypoint
    January 1, 2018 at 9:06 pm

    It’s been known for years that Brady wore the wet suit.
    He even said so in an interview a few years back.
    Go back to sleep Babs. We’ll wake you up for the important stuff.

  • Loser
    January 1, 2018 at 8:40 pm

    She managed to get a tiny, insignificant blip in the news cycle. A literal nobody.

  • Irishcurse
    January 1, 2018 at 8:18 pm

    She hates Brady because he won’t talk to her. She dreams about him while she shoves various vegetables in her twat. Her twitter handle is AllProFootball? I am sure coached Tony Romo on being a broadcaster. That’s why he is so good.

  • Wwy
    January 1, 2018 at 7:57 pm

    This is Jew news start the year right TB Jew news are lies,the pats cheated 3 times in 15 years but their owned by a kike like the huffington post don’t be a gas head Jew.

  • Craig
    January 1, 2018 at 7:43 pm

    Sad aging woman. Follow the bouncing ball back to Donald Trump. Brady has always been a friend of his. Would bet on it.

  • True Reality Speaks
    E Boyler is Babs Bruno
    January 1, 2018 at 7:37 pm

    It’s all making sense now.

    Precipitous decline in quality TB blogs the last few months.

    TB noob making brain dead comments dying for attention the last few months.

    HuffPo Dance Major writing brain dead articles and equally desperate for exposure.

    Even a liberal could make the connection.

    E Boyler is Barbara Bruno (or maybe just transitioning?)

  • Her Meatflap
    January 1, 2018 at 7:14 pm

    This chick is pathetic. Desperate so called journalists. Line the. up and please shoot rotten tomatoes.

  • Victory Lane
    January 1, 2018 at 7:02 pm

    A small point… but if you are going to be making fun of her grammar (‘involution’?), you should learn how to spell conquered (‘concurred’?).

  • Manny Bias
    January 1, 2018 at 7:02 pm

    Dried out slunkmeat.

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