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So earlier today, The Liberal Club Restaurant posted this to their business Facebook page:
These are two ratchet banditos that give not one fuck. They even took the leftovers. Sat down, stuffed their gullets with food they had no intention of paying for, served by someone they knew they were going to end up sticking with the bills, asked for a box and took off while staring directly into the camera.
Not. One. Fuck.
The only way they could’ve made it easier to be identified was to show up in the comments section, which is exactly what the lovely lady decided to do.
Honestly, if she had just kept her trap shut she might’ve gotten away with it. Security cameras don’t come with photo filters – it’s like two different people.
Yeah guys, chill out already. It was just a misunderstanding. Like, they misunderstood they had to pay the amount on the check handed to them at the end of their meal. Happens to everyone.
And don’t you dare call that chud in the stylish green coat her boyfriend, that’s not her man.
This is her man.
I’m sure it’s cool that she went out to chew and screw with her ex – since her boyfriend has a wandering eye. And he, too, appears to be a law abiding pillar of the community:
“A Somerset man is facing OUI charges after he allegedly launched his vehicle airborne and into a house.
“Like a Matrix movie. Like the Matrix. It was crazy. I couldn’t believe it,” homeowner Karen Campos exclusively told NBC 10 News.
Police said 36-year-old Eric Arsenault smashed his Infiniti into a home on Pleasant Street around 8:30 Tuesday night.
Officials and witnesses said the crash was dramatic and violent.
The vehicle allegedly took off over a snow bank, partially landed on the top of a neighbor’s vehicle, and smashed through a picket fence, before hitting the home, and ultimately coming to rest in the front yard.
Witnesses said the car rolled over multiple times in the process.
“A mess. It was a mess. I was just worried about my dogs,” Campos said through tears.
Police said Arsenault suffered lacerations to his head, but that his injuries were non-life threatening.
No one else was injured, and no one was inside the home at the time of the crash.
Police told NBC 10 Arsenault was involved in a separate hit-and-run with another vehicle, and was being followed by a witness of that incident, at the time of the crash.
They said the crash could have been much worse.”
Winners all the way around!
So apparently the bill has since been paid, and that’s cool, but Slamburglar and Sleaze still have to live with the shame of skipping out a bill, being stupid enough to make this one of the easiest ID jobs on social media to date, and taking home a doggie bag of stolen leftovers in the process.
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Ok bf is pretty good at fuc.ing and can lick a mean pu$$y.
Can do lines like a champ and down the sambuca!
Now they claim love again lol. Fake lashes and brows that make you go Oops!
Although the newest picture of them shows so so much unhappiness on Kaylee face. I feel so sorry for her lack of confidence and selfrespect.
For a woman to think that low of her children should be ashamed of herself raising them with a man that cheats, blows money on coke and booze! But guess what!?!?!? After eating my pu$$y he went home to her!
I have all the proof she needs she just has no balls to pick up and move on.
You know my number call me anytime.
I have files I would love to upload to show how pathetic she really is.
Extremely insecure with her BF! I never understood why but then I learned that she was once the other woman! lol
And now I’m the other woman!
She had the nerve to ask me why I didn’t tell her about us!?
Um….like you told his wife!?
So let’s heat it turtle boy can you upload my files of text messages?
Holy crap! I know these 2!
I let her know her bf sent me a dic pic and he lied his way out if it only because I could get the hole conversation.
Plenty of photos that I’m still working on getting removed.
I will prove his lying cheating booty don’t ever cross the wrong woman.. should have replied idiot!!!
They belong together I’ll tell ya that much.
Although she can definitely do so much better and have sooooo much more before it’s to late open your eyes….at least for your boys!!!
this clown is hunting bird and squirrel at the same time
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He’s my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He’s an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What’s his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He’s an asshole too sir. Gunner’s mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I’m surrounded by assholes!
He has blue eyes. One blew this way, one blew the other.
wait until the boyfriend closes one eye and can be able to see the pictures. hes gonna be pissed off one of his homies is still throwing it in her chalupa while hes at work. must be great for arguments. close one eye and she disappears. fight over. open it and the bitch slug is back again. have a friend slap you in the head with a baseball bat to whack that eyeball back to the center. she thought he was blinking while she was cheating so he couldnt see her. she got caught stealing and cheating. get out the can of bitch-b-gone and spray her in the face. its game over
Maybe he couldn’t keep his eyes on the road
From story to comments there’s literally 34 ads, 3 above it, 8 below comments, plus one pop up, and that’s not counting the actual Turtleboy ads…a tiny bit ridiculous folks. I know it’s a business but the page format just looks atrocious and is annoying to scroll through. Tone down the amount of ads per page
THANK YOU
TB refuses to believe anything is wrong with the format. It’s a huge pain in the ass. Esp when using a tablet or phone.
That 1 long strip of ads always sends you right back to the top so you get to scroll through all the TB panhandling and book stuff again.
Then there’s the little one that pops up from the bottom left. When clicking in the x it either doesn’t work or it takes you to the ad.
It’s obnoxious.
The whole design is atrocious and makes it look amateur.
DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS CRAPPY WEB DESIGN TB.
I guess you have to act/dress gangster when you’re a cross-eyed fatty fucker.
That right there is one scary looking dude. Mass Health will fix that on our tab…
He says he’s part of the sidewinders mc of fall river so watch out!!!!
What’s sad is when these 2 would both be better off alone.
That guy got a face only a Jewish mother would love.
He should get a job in security he could can see the front and the back door at the same time
The boyfriend probably gave her 25 bucks to get some lunch when she was out with her “girlfriend”. Then during their lunch, her ex decided it’d be better spent on some crack.
I bet you when she pegs him in the ass with a 10″ black strap on his eyes return to normal!
I wouldn’t doubt it..she’s had proof right in front of her but she has no respect for herself or confident so she falls for his stories ♀️.
Like they say we go home to one another.
2 other girls ineas able to get information on that have been with him as well.
I have tons of files and proof of his deception.
And I know it’s all 100% facts!
The wall eyed dude must be a Teutonic Knight. A scholar of German histoire perhaps. The evidence – the scrawl ring painted around his neck. So fierce, so mean, so friggin chud.
I thought the Liberal crew, led by Maura Healey – wants to de-criminalize these sorts of ‘Crimes’ that don’t really affect anyone…
Get Woke go Broke?
I’m Rachel Rollins Suffolk County DA and I approve this message.
Mr. Cross-eyed McGinty needs to see an eye surgeon ASAP. One eye is headed straight down 495 south while the other eye just took a turn on 290 west
Two things: i want Kaylee’s diet plan cause she lost 40# from security camera to Facebook profile. And 2: “scramburglar”?
That is some funny shit there BTC. Hemmingwayesque. Nice work.
She definitely looks nothing like her edits. Much prettier with out using them.
She should contact me for tips on confidence and independency so she can be happy at some point in life.
Her and Eric need to move on and better themselves.
Couple things: his pupils are pinned- dudes no doubt a junky. Also, on a different note- the ads are brutal. I know you need them for advertising but maybe offer a yearly ad free subscription or something. I’d gladly pay a few bucks for no ads.
Lmao
Now this is funny.
He falls down a well, his eyes go cross. He gets kicked by a mule. They go back to normal. I don’t know….
Leftovers and sloppy seconds. Nothing like cleaning up the ex boyfriend’s mayo. Again.
Not sure why you brought the current BF into this?
Because he crashed and got cuckolded.
I can see where this is all going . . . I can see it, he can’t LOL
I don’t trust a fucker that can’t look me in the eye
Do you have a second set of eyes scan these posts before they go public? The repetitive text and repetitive screen shots makes some of these things impossible to read.
Speak on it, son..
They do have a second set of eyes, but one of them is wonky.
That restaurant stole the name That I wanted to use for the gay bar that I’m opening.
Okay. I’ll ask the question. Were the BF’s eyes like that before the crash? If they were, his lawyer can beat that case, and the RMV has some splainin to do. He isn’t a daredevil, just a moron. Who is the ex though? He’s the jewel of this.