Fall River ZZ Slop Is Selling Hallucinogenic Mushrooms On Facebook Yard Sale Pages But It’s Cool Because “Only Friends Can See It”

Fall River ZZ Slop Is Selling Hallucinogenic Mushrooms On Facebook Yard Sale Pages But It’s Cool Because “Only Friends Can See It”

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Anyone looking for shrooms? I know a guy in the Riv…..

Oh for fuck’s sake. See what he’s doing here? He thinks he’s wicked smart because he’s only “giving a jar away.” Then you negotiate privately for the contents of the jar. This works with marijuana now that it’s legal. It doesn’t work if the drugs you possess are illegal.

Remember shrooms? I had no idea people still did shrooms. I did shrooms once, and it was almost as wild as the time I took a shot of the date rape drug (liquid G) from the shady guy on the 15th floor of Coolidge dormitory. It was fun at first, but I just remember wanting it to end and convincing myself it was never going to. I was with my roommate and my hippie chick friend Suzanne from Central. After about four hours of wandering aimlessly through Amherst I decided it was time to go our separate ways because I couldn’t stand the sight of them anymore. Then I wandered off somewhere and talked about my feelings with strangers. That was the last and only time I ever did shrooms.

But this mother fucker apparently has had much better experiences than I did, because his life apparently revolves around shrooms:

Someone pointed that it probably wasn’t a good idea to post homegrown illegal drugs on Facebook, but he had already devised a plan around that:

Yea, real private dude. It’s not like complete strangers can go on your Facebook page and see that. Obviously this man right here has the Internet all figured out:

It’s all good though because his church lets him grown the hallucinogenic mushrooms:

I think I know who the pastor of that church is…..

Not that he’s not interested in opiates….

He just prefers old school shrooms.

Pro tip Keith – stick to Craig’s List. You can be a lot more anonymous on there. And if you do choose to sell mushrooms on Facebook, at least use a burner page like the rest of us. Just sayin.

10 Comment(s)
  • October 23, 2017 at 11:58 am

    Is there a segment on this site for supreme or mega nudniks? This knob falls in such category.

    The real idiocy lies in using Facebook to advertise. If this plonker assumes having such communications set only to friends will keep it confidential, then he’s naive as ever.

    On side note, is this where the Atlanta Falcons coach got his drug supply from? That sorry team was in a funky daze…

  • Bernie Sanders
    October 23, 2017 at 7:42 am

    More shrooms = more Bernie voters! No one in their right mind would vote for me so, please, please, please – do more drugs!

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    kevi packs a mean 9 iron
    October 22, 2017 at 5:05 pm

    Oh for fuck’s sake. Shrooms as far as I know haven’t caused many (if any) deaths and far far less than booze. There have been studies that say they help certain forms of epilepsy, chronic migraines, autism, etc. Aren’t you a libertarian TB? I know a medical doctor that grows them. Grow up and get some fresh material. idiots posting to FB don’twarrant a blog.

    • Tell Ponch That if He Knows What is Good for Him He’d Best Go Run and Hide...
      October 22, 2017 at 6:43 pm

      Turtleboy’s a libertarian? awesome

      I mean it’s an interest piece I guess

  • Anonymous
    October 22, 2017 at 4:12 pm

    Mushrooms cured my depression, I don’t understand why people hate on them. If you’ve been drunk before, then you’re a hypocrite, because that’s much worse for you than tripping.

  • Tattle tale
    October 22, 2017 at 2:52 pm

    It’s fucking 2017, who the fuck is being a tattle tale on people over drugs like weed or mushrooms.

    Jesus sometimes this site is so off the mark.

    • jamesso33
      October 22, 2017 at 3:01 pm

      There is a war on idiocy ongoing and these idiots can’t breed in prison. Think of it as doing the rest of humanity a favor.

    • Tell Ponchito That if He Knows What is Good for Him He'd Best go Run n Hide
      October 22, 2017 at 3:24 pm

      the point is not that he’s a naughty boy, but that he’s a silly boy

      judging from everything, i suspect that the boy left his posts public so that his haters could notice what a guru/boss he is nowadays, ego overtook him and he plays it off like he left it on private

  • Mom's Basement
    October 22, 2017 at 8:20 am

    Why are you blowing up his spot?

    • Chrissy's Cutely Racially Prejudiced Troll
      October 22, 2017 at 2:35 pm

      the personal shrooms story was adorable though ^~^

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