Fall River ZZ Slop Is Selling Hallucinogenic Mushrooms On Facebook Yard Sale Pages But It’s Cool Because “Only Friends Can See It”
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Anyone looking for shrooms? I know a guy in the Riv…..
Oh for fuck’s sake. See what he’s doing here? He thinks he’s wicked smart because he’s only “giving a jar away.” Then you negotiate privately for the contents of the jar. This works with marijuana now that it’s legal. It doesn’t work if the drugs you possess are illegal.
Remember shrooms? I had no idea people still did shrooms. I did shrooms once, and it was almost as wild as the time I took a shot of the date rape drug (liquid G) from the shady guy on the 15th floor of Coolidge dormitory. It was fun at first, but I just remember wanting it to end and convincing myself it was never going to. I was with my roommate and my hippie chick friend Suzanne from Central. After about four hours of wandering aimlessly through Amherst I decided it was time to go our separate ways because I couldn’t stand the sight of them anymore. Then I wandered off somewhere and talked about my feelings with strangers. That was the last and only time I ever did shrooms.
But this mother fucker apparently has had much better experiences than I did, because his life apparently revolves around shrooms:
Someone pointed that it probably wasn’t a good idea to post homegrown illegal drugs on Facebook, but he had already devised a plan around that:
Yea, real private dude. It’s not like complete strangers can go on your Facebook page and see that. Obviously this man right here has the Internet all figured out:
It’s all good though because his church lets him grown the hallucinogenic mushrooms:
I think I know who the pastor of that church is…..
Not that he’s not interested in opiates….
He just prefers old school shrooms.
Pro tip Keith – stick to Craig’s List. You can be a lot more anonymous on there. And if you do choose to sell mushrooms on Facebook, at least use a burner page like the rest of us. Just sayin.